"Wowie, zowie, Maud! You never told me he was your boyfriend!" Pinkie says under the guise of a sneeze. "I thought he just came over all the time because he liked rocks as much as you!" Her blue eyes stared intently into Maud's own as the grey-skinned girl smiled in remembrance of their time together.

"Well-"

"And how did we get from your school days to your love life?! Woah, it's like everything you said was summarized into short paragraphs across multiple pages!"

"Yes, well-"

"Oh, you never said the boy's name, what was it?!"

"I'll just be getting to th-"

"And his name is?! His name is?!"

Maud simply continued to smile.

And Boulder plotted the end of the world. Not like he would ever be able to pursue such a pipe dream, however, as he is a rock.

The End.

Author's Note

Yeah, yeah. A short love story, I know. I'm tired and this was in my backlog forever now, just deal with it.

Originally it was meant to be shorter, but whatever. Memes, man.

Also, entirely kid-friendly. So, that's a plus.

Lastly; for those who haven't caught on at this point (as of 2/26/2020), read the first letter of each chapter to find out the boy's name!