//-------------------------------------------------------// you and your humans: Gewer -by Saselitrecon- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// shit //-------------------------------------------------------// shit ''so my sister, how are you enjoying your day?'' ''not to bad tia, but although having these human slaves is pointless, i think they may be better as food then slaves'' ''don't forget they are used for are subjects as, relief'' ''ha ha yes that to'' ''actually it could be a good idea, we could sell some humans to the griffins''' ''not a bad idea considering the griffins are running out of food supplies'' ''then it's settled well trade some humans for some gold from the griffins'' 'yes but not yet we still need lunch'' RING RING then out come's a old man dressed in black shaking to the bone holding some food on a tray, a daisy sandwich a piece of cake and a jug of water, the old man walks to the two and bows to them before putting the try on the table, and then addresses them, ''here is your food mistress'' says the old man the old man hands the daisy sandwich to the youngest, then the cake to the oldest ''you know celestia, if we could...'' but before she could Finnish the old man has accidentally dropped the mug of water on the youngest, before he could apologies a great force struck his face making him fly across the room, he tried to get up but was force to go back down because another force stuck him repeatedly till there was blood allover the floor ''YOU IGNORANT FOOL, YOU DEAR INSULT ME BY POOLING WATER ON THEE!'' ''luna dear i think he had enough, besides you have the guards that do it for you'', the elder one said mph''fine, guards take him to the dungeon so i can Finnish this off later'' ''yes your majesties'' with that done the youngest walks back to her seat and sits down ''now where was i'' LOCATION : CANTERLOT CASTLE YEAR: 1007 A.N.M/2917 A.D its been a year now since the talk about the revelation of the past the was lost, and never to be told, but it's all behind us now, after those day's celestia and i decided to start are old relationship, since then we only been in bed 3 time's since then, but we make the most of it, but now i'm in canterlot, i'm not here to surprise celestia or visiting, i was invited to an argent announce meant, what ever it is, i hope it wont destroy any thing when i was walking through the corridors, i saw somepony that i missed,luna ''alter it's so good to see you again'' ''same here lu, same here'' ''so i guess your hair about the argent announce meant?'' luna say's while smirking ''yes i am, but why are you smirking?'' ''o, nothing'' luna sings in a sing song voice ''it's got something to do with me doesn't it?'' ''you have no idea alter'' so we just continue walking all the way to celestia's bed chamber and knock knock knock knock ''come in'' i open the door to celestia's room to see her lying on here bed reading a book, with the biggest small i ever seen ''hello alter'' ''hello honey'' she gets of the bed and walks up to, and we kissed ''celestia, did you invite me to get a kiss or to go in your bed?'' ''i wish but, no'' ''awwwww'' ''ha ha, no, but the real reason is something i want to tell you, and not just you but all all equestria'' ''and that is?'' ''come i wish for you to hear while canterlot listens'' we walk to the balcony to see what celestia has to say, luna is grinning the hole time, when we got to the balcony wee all stopped, when i was looking at celestia she we was taking deep breaths ''celestia are you alright?'' ''yes i am, it's just'' ''just what?'' ''it's just what i'm about to say i something special i always wanted but never got it, it's something that might ruin are relationship and i don't want to lose you again alter'' ''celestia it's alright, what ever it is i'm sure we can handle it, after all, we'v been at each others throat for 200 years'' ''alright alter'' celestia takes a deep breath and speaks in the royal canterlot voice ''citizens of canterlot, i am here today to make an announce meant to make'' i look down to see everyone down there including my adviser aryanne, easy to spot actually when you have a chip into the most in-portent people that's part of my military, and celestia continues ''the announce meant i would like to make, is something very special to me that i thought that only an alicorn can give me'' i look at every one down there whispering to each other 'only that of an alicorn can give to her, Faust what did you do, wait luna said it had something to do with me, what  did i do' celestia looks down at me hopping to let her finish, i give ,go finish look ''there will be a new member of the royal family'' whispers where every where, including my adviser 'new member, who is this, wait is SHE!' ''i now that every pony here is curies on who this new member, he or she will arrive in 8 months, what i'm saying here is, i'm pregnant'' and there it was, all hell broke loss, pony's where running, screaming and, chairing, hell even my adviser is doing it as well, but me, i'm petrified ''the farther of my child is standing right beside me, alter leader of the first Reich federation, and my lover for over 1000 years'' i just stand there petrified, hearing something that i always wanted when me and celestia was young, around 20 something years old, but now hearing it, it's just frightens me now, not only that i have to worry about my child even when i hold him or her, because of all these other eqiuus, that are dangerous and need of help and are specific help