You know how you can tell when the universe is just trying its best to make itself laugh, mostly at your misery? Well the month started off fine I was having a good time just recently replaced my SUV's battery and was doing great. Then the universe went, "Nah that was too easy to fix." so then it makes you replace the brakes, and after that instantly goes "Guess what? Broken front axle." which would cost over three hundred dollars to replace.

So now having to walk to work really doesn't help with you know it being winter time going on while the vehicle is in the shop. I sighed as I was walking down the side of the road having just recently finished my job for the day wearing black jeans with a pure white jacket with my headphones listening to YouTube videos while I walked.

Stopping to rest for a moment looking around seeing a flee market that I have past many time but never really gone into it before, with a shrug I went into the shop curious what there would be there. I have tendency to buy the most random of objects from different kinds of statues to even a metal keyblade though I was hoping to get an interesting statue to add to I guess I could call my collection.

I had colored myself surprised at the least when I found an almost undamaged statue of Tails the fox and his old Tornado airplane. The only thing really wrong was the colors were starting to fade and the wings of the plane were chipped, I saw the price tag on the statue was only twenty-five dollars. I thought it would be nice to get this while I can since I spent a good amount of my extra cash on repairing my vehicle why not get a new statue.

After I paid for it I was taking a step outside of the shop just hear a loud clap of what I could only guess was lightening. The next thing I knew there was darkness, the first thing that crossed my mind was one am I dead, though I quickly threw this idea out as I felt like someone had just hit me over the head with a sledge hammer.

"Ugh did anyone get the street number of that house that was dropped on me.." I said though as soon as he finished my eyes snapped open as I noticed that my voice was much higher now. I sat up noticing that he was in a large forest also noticing he had bright white gloves on now.

The first thing that came through my head was, "I HAVE TO GO THROUGH FUCKING PUBERTY AGAIN!" Yup, not that I was now in an anthropomorphic two tailed fox's body it was that I was now back in my kid years and had to go through puberty again. I had went from someone who was over six feet tall to a three feet and seven inch tall fox, I had thanked any god that was listening that most of my clothes shrank down with me.

As I was looked around my new body under my hoodie I noticed that I had a tool belt on with most of the necessary tool from a metal hammer to a small handheld saw. After that I started looking around the area before noticing something that made me say, "I can't be that unlucky, the universe really just wants to kick me while I'm down."

I had started slipping through the vines of the forest to see what looked to be a large clearing with three beings and a giant green emerald sitting behind the two tall armored being. Staining my eyes I recognized the sole floating throne with a mix-matched bi-pedaled creature sitting back in it with a certain emerald clutched in his talon.

"Well I must say I have seen everything now, I’m seeing Discord with what I can only guess is the Chaos Emeralds against who, I will take a shot in the dark, are the two ruling Princess. Who are using, what I can only guess is their version of the Master Emerald," I said to myself. I noticed I could hear them even from this far guessing being a fox does increase my hearing either that or they were yelling very loud.

"Your reign of terror ends here Discord, Equestria will be free once more!" The one in golden armor exclaimed as she had pointed a lance that was large then myself at Discord. Discord though gave a light yawn at the threat before saying something that I think really pissed over the one in dark blue armor.

"Five thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine, I mean come on Sun-butt you have to have more lines by now I mean as many times as you two failed you would think you would have came up with more creative lines." Discord said in a taunting tone as he snapped his fingers. After which her lance became a giant rubber chicken that was painted yellow with blue poke-dots.

I was guessing Discord didn't notice what they were doing they were most likely distracting him till the Master Emerald was ready to try to capture him. I watched as they pulled out the Elements of Harmony as they started to charge with Discord have a bellowing laugh holding his side.

"Oh, come on Princess you already tried this trick and it will not work as long as I have my Emeralds. So I have one thing to say to you," Discord said as he summoned up a large bull-eye on his chest. "Hit me with everything you have ." He said with a shit eating grin on his muzzle.

Well as I know those were bad choice of words cause as soon as the Elements charged they aimed them at the Master Emerald, the change was almost instant. Out of the gem five almost water looking limbs launched out toward Discord, who in shock threw the Emerald he kept in his hand at one of the limbs though it went right through it landing only a few feet in-front of me outside of the forest edge.

"B-b-but that's cheating you can't use Chaos to trap Chaos!!" Discord almost screamed as he pressed a button on his chair launching four of the remaining Chaos Emeralds in different directions two of them failing to launch and fall to the ground. Discord had his arms and legs caught with the limbs from the Master Emerald the last grabbing his tail as they start effortlessly pulling him into the gem.

The last thing I heard was Discord screaming his lungs out before silence, I noticed the two of them were stunned and distracted not looking in this direction. So I silently started slipping out of the forest foliage and quickly grabbing the bright blue Chaos Emerald. Though just being my luck as soon as I lifted I heard something that I really didn't want to hear.

"Sister! Some creature is making off with the gem of Discords!" The one who was wielding a large battleaxe yelled. I almost jumped out of my pants as she start running toward me I had did the first thing I could think of. I ran away clutching the Emerald, dodging and weaving my way deeper into the forest hearing the groans of annoyance from my purser.

I thought for sure with my new found speed I could out run her that was till I heard the fall of trees behind me my eyes widen by the new development. She was cutting down everything in her path to get to me that is when I thought of something looking down to the Emerald. They never showed Tails doing this but maybe if the universe will give me one thing it would be this.

"CHAOS CONTROL." I yelled to myself as I clutched the Chaos Emerald pouring some of my own energy into the gem. It started shooting out bright blue light before me and the Emerald vanish just as Luna was about to grab me. I had land with a grunt as I fell forward looking around seeing I seemed to be on a beach now. "Well this could have gone better though it seems I will need to start from the bottom." I said to myself as I laid stretched out on the beach feeling drained from using that so soon slipping the emerald into my large side pocket.

Meanwhile with Celestia perspective.

I had just caught up with my sister she wasn't hard to find just follow the large path of collapsed tree. I had let out a sigh as I heard Luna cursing up a storm over something. "What happen to thou's target that had gotten one of Discord's horrid emeralds." I asked as I moved over to my sister's side putting a hand on her shoulder.

"We had the miscreant in the palms of our hands, but the miscreant just vanished. Though we are not sure if the creature was of Discord's creation it seems to be some kind of bipedal fox, we are not sure if it is young or just short of yet." Luna stated with a huff as as she looked at the spot that the creature was.

"Well for now sister we should take what emeralds we have gotten from Discord and take them with the trap that Starswirl made back to the castle before worrying about the five other emeralds." I had said walking with Luna back to the two remaining emeralds and the gem that imprisoned Discord. I had used magic to lift the prison emerald while Luna had picked up the two remaining emeralds before they started heading toward their home.

Back with Tails.

I had wondered what I could do to get enough materials to build up my own home without it looking suspicious, along with most likely now having two immortals looking for the item in my possession. I could always try to set up a shop though I have a feeling I will not be to welcomed in what he could guess was Equestria. I had never knew much about the show one of my friends having been a large brony, I have seen some of the show though I more knew only bits and pieces of the show.

Though the main thing I knew was I was before the main story and was close to being in the dark ages, so their technology would be around the invention of chain-mail. I was always one of those people who really enjoyed their technology and now I was either live without it or build it from the ground up. I had looked around to see if there was anything I could do with for now looking up and seeing that some of the clouds were parted in the sky.

That must have been the direction one of the other emeralds was launch, I guess why not follow it and see where it leads me thinking it would be his best bet rather than choosing a random direction. So dusting myself off and started running in that direction slowly building up speed. I noticed I wasn't as fast as the original Tails yet though with all the work I will most likely be doing I'll get there.

It's possible I'm just a younger version of him before he started his intense training to keep up with Sonic more than usual, I was glad that I could at least still swim. After a little while the land started changing from a somewhat flat area to more hilly and mountains land, though the mountains were further off as he soon saw a small village come into view after a few minutes.

I choose it would be best to look more as a traveler then to come running in at full speed, so I had slowed down to a reasonable speed now just casually walking. Though I still worried I stood out too much since I was wearing black jeans that were made of polyester which I am pretty sure doesn't exist here. Even with my new mind I knew it is a synthetic polymer made of purified terephthalic acid (PTA) or its dimethyl ester dimethyl terephthalate (DMT) and monoethylene glycol (MEG) would take me months if not longer to get to the point where I could replicate it.

Now my head hurts a bit from that I haven’t used chemistry terms in a good many years and all this new information really gives you a sharp pain in the head. I was lucky my shirt was made of cotton and was just light black with nothing on it, the only things that seemed to be changed from transit not counting that, I am now a young Miles Prower, was my shoes changed to the original light red and white shoes and the large tool belt around my waist. Then I remember what the freak happened to my jacket and headphones, reaching into my pocket I found I still had my Cellphone and the emerald but my headphones were gone.

My best guess was i lost the jacket when running through the forest from the crazy chick with the battleaxe and you know with my luck my headphones cord most likely got caught on something. So technology wise the only thing I had left to work with was the seventy-five percent battery life for now I turned it off thinking best to keep it for emergencies or till I have high enough tech to charge it. With an audible sigh, I was nearing the edge of the village time to see how far I had went using the emerald as basically an emergency jump.

Author's Note

If you see any mistakes you can leave a comment and I'll try my best to fix it. Also since this is a Displacer story I'm fine with crossovers though it will most likely be after a good many chapters at least five. If anyone wants my character for a crossover just message me in the PM I will be fine with talking over it. Also I have the second chapter almost done already, I would be happy to hear what you think along with if you spot any mistakes.

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