Prologue: The Reoccurring Dreams.
*Ookie is sitting around in his home at 2:45AM on a regular school night. He's been going to the rec like usual and is always tired yet never sleeps enough. The same routine all the time. Go to school, skip class and go to the rec. The same meal everyday before the only class he goes to cafeteria to get his food so he can go back to his hangout spot with his "friends".He gets the same CFA spicy sandwich everyday. He goes through the same routine to prepare for it. He goes to the hidden restroom in the west wing of the Zaffirini center. He sneaks past the motion sensored lights because he enjoys the atmosphere of the dimly lit room. He does his thing. Washes his hands. Grabs the rough towel on the right hand side of the restroom so he can wipe his hands, grab the door to not get germs and 2 extra ones to use for his CFA sandwich since he has no plate. He grabs the other one to use for his hands when he crawls under the sink to not set off the lights. He goes the left side of the room to get the soft towels he uses as napkins when he eats. He then uses one of the towels to open the 3 doors before he gets to his spot. He takes off the pickles then uses one of the towels to eat the sandwich. The same routine over and over again. Connie's house later, then discord chat. Pure monotony. He watches in envy as he puts on his favorite show. "Man, I wish I could be in that world" ,says Ookie,"My Little Pony seems like paradise to me. I would love to learn the Magic of Friendship". It's night time and he feels a deep sleep coming over him. The fan is roaring in the back in his dimly lit room with only the bright screen of his laptop. Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle and especially Fluttershy animate the screen.
"I feel like I've gotten closer to these guys than my real friends. I can tell them anything and they won't ever judge," Ookie sighs in a breath of defeat. "I'd give anything to join their realm." "Welp, I have class early in the morning better tell Connie how much I love Chris before i go to sleep". He hits the light and goes to sleep. He has a dream he's been having for a while. He's in Equestria and he talks to the ponies but they can't quite hear him. He just follows what they do and acts like an invisible force guiding them. He wishes he could do more but all he could is just help. It was frustrating at first but he learned to cope. "Heh, at least they pay more attention than my real friends, Jorge ,Pablo and Chris". The dream always ends with a lesson like in the show but he feels it's more closely related to his real life issues than child-like issues they face in the show. "Man, if only like was this simple," he says to himself. "I had trouble coping so I used Christian moving away as an excuse to bathe in pitiness but now that he's back, I have nothing to blame it on. I might as well just watch MLP again and drown my sorrows in happiness if that makes sense". Pinkie pie is the only one who could see him occasionally but she just assumes it's in the other dimension(Which she could see because of her Pinkie sense). He always tries calling out to her but she ignores him before she could go crazier than what she is. Ookie wakes up in a fever sweat before swearing to himself"Just another goddamn dream". He goes through the routine once more looking forward to the next dream. "Let's see what tomorrow's dream brings next."
Author's Note
This is a joke, my life is a joke .
Chapter 1: Catching Pinkie's Eye
Ookie is awake late at night like usual contemplating what he should wear when he goes to pick up Jorge from his university soon. Should he distribute the rings to each of them with their corresponding pony? Should he wear his MLP face tattoos? His Nyan Fox ears? His construction hat? What about music, Pokémon Go Every day, the Wiggles, Death Grips and Neutral Milk Hotel? What should he even do that day? Convince them to watch MLP for the entire day? Ookie’s head was spinning with ideas that would annoy the hell out of his friends that he couldn’t control it and let out a yelp of excitement. “Thank Celestia no one is ever around to hear my weird noises,” he thought to himself as he shut off the lights and turned on the lamp. “Time to read my *My Little Brony* book for the 4th time,” he sighs in defeat. “It’d be nice if I lived in a world like this, meeting a cutie girl who’s into MLP and actually finding a crowd that isn’t full of retarded neckbeards and autists”. “To be fair, most of the characters in this book relate to me. I have a closet brony friend who’s afraid to speak up, one who knows of my obsession but doesn’t give a shit (and possesses some knowledge on the topic) and that one friend who makes fun of you at first, thinks you are gay and has a slight mental disability.” Ookie sighs harder and just turns off his lamp. He believes he might as well sleep and try to dream of Equestria once more. *THUD* he hits the ground on the edge of Everfree forest. “Fucking hell, time to try to talk to Pinkie Pie one more time, or at the very least annoy her,” says Ookie. Luckily he didn’t have to look no further before he came up on Fluttershy’s shack with Pinkie Pie standing outside. She freaks out and her Pinkie Sense starts acting up. Ookie tries futilely to get Pinkie Pie to notice him but she tries ignoring him until he just yells really loudly. It has no effect.
“Fucking hell this is bullshit, I bet Jorge would have a better time getting her to notice him than me,” Ookie mumbles to himself. As soon as he says Jorge Pinkie Pie’s ears perk up and she starts to look around. “Yeah I bet Jorge would totally be like *MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP AND SHIT, KILL MYSELF* and shit”. Again Pinkie Pie starts moving around and notices Ookie in the background, she approaches him and asks “What’s this Jorge??” “What the hell you could see me all this time but didn’t even acknowledge me!?,” Ookie yells in annoyance. “Well duh, I have pinkie sense and I can see through different dimensions and even break the fourth wall of course I could see you,” Pinkie rolled her eyes at him. “THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING,” Ookie yelled in frustration. “Cause Boooooooooooring, you kept saying the same stuff over and over plus yelled some pretty weird things. I only got interested because the word Jorge interested me. Does it like to party cause I’ve got a lot of party things like my Cannon, “*BOOM*Confetti flies out of Pinkie’s cannon and streamers appear out of thin air.” “Uh actually Jorge Fu-“ and before Ookie can finish his sentence he gets awoken by a message on Discord from Jorge. “GODDAMN IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, NOT EVEN LETTING ME ENJOY MY DREAMS.” Ookie screams in annoyance “I WAS SO CLOSE”. Ookie can’t fall asleep from excitement and must wait another day until he gets tired once more to dream.
Author's Note
pls kill me
