Complete and Utter Madness
And so the madness begins...
Authors Note- Before you read this, I suggest you go to Fluidanims and look up as many characters as you can because this story will feature a LOT. This goes from famous gladiators like Fox-n-Q and Obox to ones that barely anyone know like prossy, dusk, spark, and X75. You have been warned.
Talking-"hi"
Yelling/Evil/Powerful/Pissed of-RWAR
thinking-'hi'
Alfa stumbled out of a pub he found while wandering downtown, drunk as hell. Drinking over a thousand bottles of bud light in one sitting was defiantly NOT a good idea, not even for him, the drinking champion of Rock Hard Gladiator. Who could blame him though? Getting attacked four times in a day by extremely skilled challengers all trying to get the title of RHG champion was NOT fun. Especially that encounter with Mr. M.I Mirrors-n-Mirror, he was creepy. He took a look at the last can of bud light in his hand and briefly wondered if he should give it to WeiEn again... nah, not worth it for the trouble. The last time he did that resulted in a very drunk Chinese solider dancing around the streets in a stripper costume and singing in an impossibly high voice. When he found out Alfa recorded it.... He shuddered, not wanting to think about it.
Flashback
"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie worldddddd"
A very drunk WeiEn sang as he did ballerina circles on top of a car with Alfa right behind him recording it while using Fluffy as support to not fall down from laughing while people were giving looks of 'WTFH AM I LOOKING AT?!!!!!' to the group of gladiators.
-one hour later-
"OHHHHH CRAPPPPPPPPPP"
Alfa ran along the buildings as fast as he could, using his jet sword as a propeller to get away from the still drunk WeiEn, who was dangerously close to catching him.... even though he was on foot...... and the propeller was going at about three hundred miles per hour.....
I'MTH GUNPTHA RAPETH YO ATH BIAYTH! (Translation- I'm Gunnar rape yo ass biaych!)
-next day-
Yoyo found Alfa under the desk in his room sobbing uncontrollably.
Flashback end
Alfa dragged his body up the stairs to his apartment, his bones creaking in protest as he opened his door and plopped himself face first on his bed, falling asleep.
Alfa woke up with the sun shinning at his face. Grumbling cruse words, he sat up from his bed. The bed felt much harder, oh god how he hated hangovers, the bed felt like actual stone and his back hurt. He got up and went to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Strange, the toothbrush felt different.... it was dry and scratchy, like..... wood? No matter, he thought as he squeezed out some toothpaste. He put the paste in his mouth... Unfortunately, he had his eyes closed since he was sleepy as hell and did not notice what he really put in his mouth.
"PHHHHTTTTTTTTTT"
He spit out the nasty substance, choking and trying not to swallow. What the hell?! Toothpaste did NOT taste like that!
'I don't care if I'm on a hangover! Toothpaste does NOT taste that bad! He opened his eye to see just what he put in his mouth.
what. the. flying. fuck.
-Last night in another part of town-
Yoyo peeked out of a trash can in some random alley. Once he was sure no one was there, he pulled himself out and started walking toward his house.
'Note to self, NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER try to steal cookies from that bastard shockwave'. He thought.
Even if shockwave was new to the system and Yoyo was one of the top 10 gladiators, he had made a personal rule to himselve on that day that stealing a cookie from shockwave ment certain death. He stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a booming voice behind him.
YOYO!!!!!!!
Yoyo slowly turned his head to see shockwave with red eyes.
"Um..... hey shockwave, is it ummmm to late to apologize?" He asked nervously, getting ready to bolt the moment shockwave tried to attack him.
I'M GOING TO FAKHING KILL YOU!!!!!
"ohhhhh crap....." 0_0
-one chase sence later that involved a shaver, a burger, shower curtains, a very pissed of shockwave, and a Yoyo scared shitless-
Yoyo sighed as he poked at the fire he made in his cave. The chase took them all over the city and once he lost Shockwave, he found him guarding the entrance to his house, so Yoyo decided to stay in a cave at the forest surrounding the city. He thought that Shockwave really went to far this time. It was just a cookie! He stole one! Was that really a good reason for him to try and rip of his balls?! As he fell asleep, he wonder just how many cookies he would have to buy to distract Shockwave long enough so he could sneak back in his house.
Yoyo awoke to the noise of chirping birds and realized two things. One, he wasn't in the cave anymore, and two, the forest around seemed to be different. The color of the trees seemed a bit more... cartoonish. He stood up and heard a crash behind him. He turned and saw what seemed to be a tiger, with wings, and a scorpion tail.....
"......wat......." -_-
And there you have the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed and if not, then please post something helpful to tell me what I did wrong. I will be adding more characters as the story goes on. I'll also be taking votes on who people want in the story. A list of characters I already planned to add are Fox-n-Q, Obox, Fluffy, Mr. M.I Mirrors-n-Mirror, and Prossy. I also might be adding
Mr. Pix, Zewi, and Dusk. Those three will be up to you if you want me to add them or not just vote on it. If there aren't any votes, then I'll hold them back until votes are set in. The rest of the characters will be up to you to decide who you want. I will take any request except for WeiEn because his personality is just to hard for me to try and fit in the story. Also, if your reading this and are all like who da fuq is he talking about then go the the RHG home page and look them up. I'll also bet that more then half of you don't know who Zewi or Prossy is right? :D
