It's A Real Stress Reliever, And I'm Not Talking About The Guns Either.
It was just another day of being a girl at Canterlot High for Adagio Dazzle and it was one of the worst experiences of her life! Even worse than the banishment by Starswirl the bearded; worse than living off petty squabbles of diner patrons, and yes, even worse than being humiliated by the Rainbooms at the battle of the bands competition.
As she made her way storming down the halls of the school with a sour sneer and when she finally reached her locker, Adagio undid the lock on her locker and began to stuff her books and papers and various school supplies in it, not caring much for whatever homework she'd been given over the weekend, then she slammed the door shut as she undid the spiked band holding her poofy bufount hair up. For the first time in a long time, her orange bushy hair dropped down and lay flat. She didnt say a word to the people she plowed through as she shoved them aside left and right, her anger the only tjong she feel, numbing jer to all other sensations, before finally reaching her target, a girl's bathroom.
"Ohhh fuck me this place is a living hell!" She said as she booted a stall door open with a loud bang that barely held the door on its hinges, and sat down...after...taking care of...personal matters. Adagio. Went over to the sinks and let the water run. She splashed her face a little to cool jet skin, and her temper. She stood in front of the mirror and took a brush from her purse. "Uhhh that Mr. Ruler and his geometry; Harshwhinny in history, and that bloated old bag of a lunch lady Applejack's granny...fucking hell if I ever get THAT old I'd rather be dead!" She said angrily as she brushed her hair hard, ignoring the pain of the locks being yanked by her aggressive brushing.
As she lamented her lousy day, a toilet in the stall flushed, and Adagio realized she hadn't been alone when she came in here! A girl with orange and red hair like fire stepped out and began applying lipstick in the mirror next to Adagio.
"Rough day today?" The other girl asked as she kissed her lips together to apply the lipstick as Adagio finished brushing her hair down.
"Huh what's it to you?" She said as she began washing her face.
"Hey easy girl, I'm just trying to make a little conversation with you." Adagio sighed and trying to calm herself...she promised the other Dazzlings she'd try and be nicer to other people now. Adagio looked over at the fire haired girl and tried to talk causally.
"I...I'm sorry....I guess I am just a little stressed out from listening to the teachers ordering me around all day." Adagio said as she and the other girl left the bathroom and began making their way down the rows of lockers.
"So I take it your not a girl who's not one for authority?...oh and my name's Spitfire by the way." She said holding a hand out...Adagio reluctantly took it and shook it.
"Well...if you know who I am, them I'm sure you know the answer to that."She said as the girls made their way out the steel doors of the school building.
"You're that Dazzling girl from the battle of the bands aren't you?" Spitfire said as her memory of thay night came back to her.
"I was...now I...well some singing lessons and throat and vocal cord therapy have made me able to sing again...but I don't think I'll have my true siren powers back soon." She said in her grief, Spitfire stopped beside a Jeep, it was painted military green with black jungle camo spots. Before fishing a pen and sticky note from the glove compartment. Spitfire scribbled something hastily on the note befoe handing it to Adagio.
"Huh? What's this for?" She said reading the note, all it was was an address presumably Spitfire's. Spitfire chuckled softly putting a pair of aviator sun glasses on and turning her head to Adagio.
"Hey listen Dazzle, if you feel like blowing off some of that steam from the week just drop in by my place and I think we can work something out." She Said as she made the engine of her jeep roar to life.
"What are you talking about Spitfire?" She tired to ask but was cut off by her driving off without another word.
Spitfire looked down the sights of her Remington Springfield rifle. It was something a family heirloom having been one of the first Springfield's to see action as far back as the Great War, her great grandfather Handley Page's kill count (100) was carved into the stock as was her grandfather's from WWII (101) and finally her dad's from Nam the freshest of etchings. (105)
She had set her targets up on the shooting range she had in the back of her house, thankfully she lived out where the shots wouldn't draw attention. Spitfire kept her eyes wide open as she held her breath; concentrated on the bullseye and pulled the trigger. KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW! The gun fired off the five rounds and she. Saw the center of the target get bigger as they tore through the paper.
"Nice work Spits, a perfect bullseye on all five shots." A boy with dark blue skin; and soft but serious lookingneon green eyes and a tangled messy crop of light brown hair said as she placed her rifle on the rack under the target booth.
"Heh thanks Bull." She said to Bullseye or just Bull for short. Bull jeld under his arm a steel case for holding his own personal weapon of choice. He placed the case down on the counter amd unclasped the metal latches revealing a rifle nested on the padded foam.
It was the Remmington 700 in black steel with a scope and marksman stock. Spitfire watched in anticipation as he assembled the rifle barrel onto the stock and slid the firing mechanisms into place, Bull took the safety off as he locked the 7.62 full...metal...jacket rounds in place.
"Huh a fellow sniper are you Bull?" Spitfire said chuckling softly as Bull rested the rifle on the counter by the stands, he and Spitfire both put big earmuffs for saftey on, they had two way radios built into them so they could hear each other
"Send the target back all the way Spits I'm going for the long shot." Bull said as Spitfire sent the paper target back as far as it would go. Bull held his breath as he looked through the scope of his rifle and pulled the trigger. Again and again the gun went off but they could barley hear the shots as Bull shot the target in half with his shots.
After a few rounds of target practice, Spitfire looked at the gate to the backyard to see Adagio making her way to the house. Sge saw her lips flap but couldn't hear her clearly without a headset." Hang on a sec Adagio, you need one of these." Spitfire said as she placed a radio ear muff on her and adjusted the channel, "now what where you saying?"
"I said...so this is what you dragged me out here for? Shooting guns?" Adagio said as Spitfire lead her to her spot om the range, three guns already lay on the counter; a Beretta 418, a Walther PPK, and a snub nosed Colt Cobra.
"Trust me...it' a great way to relive stress...so tell me Dagi, ever used a gun before?" She said as she organized the three guns and ammo types.
"No but in hindsight I really should have had one at the battle of the bands and put bullets in The Rainbooms heads." She said with a sour huff.
"Hey dont even joke like that...or I will kick you out of here."
"Why do you trust giving me a gun in the first place eh Spitfire?" She saud with her devious smirk.
"Well...first because I know your not stupid enough to kill me when you've got no way to cover it up; second we're on camera so eveything going on here is being recorded and three...You really gonna try and shoot me?" She said gesturing to a 50. caliber Desert Eagle holstered to her hip.
"Fair enough...so...how do I?" Adagio saud reaching for the Barreta but Spitfire swatted her hand away.
"Hold on there Annie Okaley, first a few rules of gun saftey; first ALWAYS point a gun away from you even if you know it's unloaded, two always treat a gun as if it's loaded, three keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to shoot, and four never aim at another person you don't intend to or have a justification to shoot at."
Adagio nodded as she took the Barreta and held it up aiming at the target, only feeling a littke bad she imagined that the target was Sunset Shimmer's head.
"Whoa! That was the frontal lobe your first time Adagio!" Bull said as the bullet hit the body outlined target with the labeled organs. Adagio emptied the Barreta into "Sunset's" liver; left ventricle, right ventricle, and...her pussy or as the target labeled genitalia.
"Guess I have a knack for it." She said as she swapped out for the Walther and then shot out the target's eyes and the lungs, then she picked up the colt cobra and severed the paper waist in half making the paper fall to the ground. "Well what do you know...this is stress relieving."
Hours clicked by as Spitfire; Adagio and Bull swapped out weapons. The first time Adagio tired a shotgun, the kick back was so hard it almost ripped her arm out its socket. "Told you that's not for novices Adagio." Bull warned between AR-15 clips. Said AR was a little less brutal to her but it was meant for new shooters.
"So...you know Bull a while now?" Adagio asked casually as she emptied a 22. Pistol on the target.
"Oh yeah we've been doing this a few months now...before the friendship games we triedto get Principal Celestia to add skeet and clay pigeon shooting to the contest but she doesn't trust us" kids" with guns...I hate when she calls us kids.
"So...you and Bull...is it serious?" Adagio asked with a smirk. Her words Mmmmmm making Spitfire blush.
"It's an...open relationship...lets 'll leave it at that okay?" Was her only answer.
Some time later, Adagio and Spitfire sat on the couch as Bull was in the kitchen fixing sandwiches for lunch. "You know Spits, that was pretty fun. Taking shots at the targets and all she said. To her surprise, Spit fire then placed a hand on Adagio's lap and began to caress her inner thigh smiling at her.
"You know Adagio...there is one other reason I asked you and Bull over." She said lowering her shades and smirking at her.
"Oh really? And what dare I ask...is that?" She said returing with a devilish smile of her own.
"Oh ladies I made us some..."but Bull was to stunned by what he saw, Adagio and Spitfire sat on the couch....in their underwear! Clothes were carless strewn all over the floor and they giggled as they patted the spot between them for Bull to join them.
"What's wrong Bull? This getting you,..hot and bothered?" Adagio asked as she shook her breasts side to side. She wore light purple skimpy black lace lingerie panties with matching stockings and a lacy bra. Spitfire wore a more practical sports bra and some boy shorts style bikini briefs. They giggled as Bull sat down and blushed trying to stay cool.
"Well it is certainly...unexpected." He said before Spitfire placed a hand on his lips.
"Shhhhh don't talk...just enjoy." She said as she turned the TV on Zombieland began playing, the three of them watched, the neaey naked girl ms cuddling Bull on both sides. About half way into the movie they couldn't take teasing him anymore. Spitfire began tugging at his shirt while Adagio took his boots; socks and psnts off him. Both girls mhhhed and ahhed seeing a sizable bulge in h uhh s underwear and they impresses with the great shape Bullseye was in.
"Heh you two enjoying the view as much as I am?" He said as they both nodded. Spitfire bwgan taking a few things from under the couch; a box of condoms, a bottle of water based lube and a strap on dildo. The last one made Bull raise an eye a bit.
Ohhh don't worry handsome, that's not for you, unless you're into that kinda thing." Spitfire said with a chuckle.
"No...that's fine I'd perfer not getting pegged okay." He said chuckling as Adagio lay on the couch beside him, Bull stood up the bugle in his underwear twitching.
"Come on handsome...lose the drawers." Adagio egged him on as she and Spitfire popped the hooks on their bras and exposed their bare breasts. They both had decent sized tits, round, firm and nicley sized. They both giggled as the nade them jiggle with shakes of their chests, as Spitfire leaned forward and began to pull Adagio's panties off her, exposing a bushy untrimmed tuft of hair over her venus mound as she reached begind her and pulled her own panties off, they joined all the other clothes discarded on the floor as Bull stepped out of his underwear standing behind Spitfire.
"Mhhhh yeah you like that girls?" Bull said as he made his hard cock twitch as he tapped it on Spitfire's left ass cheek softly. Spitfire moaned softly as she leaned over and stuck her tounge out and began licking the puffy pink lips of Adagio's pussy. Adagio gasped and cooed softly as she felt another girl's tongue on her cunt.
"Ohhh yeah this is so fucking hot" Adagio said smirking as she rubbed the back of Spitfire's head tenderly as she slid her tounge into her slit, Bull meanwhile was unwrapping and rolling a condom over his thick and veiny dick. He was easily a few good inches long, maybe a foot or so, and the veins made his cock pulsate and throb as he got the condom on.
Bull began to lube himself up as Spitfire moaned louder as she began eating out Adagio faster. Really running her tounge alomg the outer lips and softly kissing the tender nub of her clitoris as she wrapped her lips on her pussy and began sighing and mhhhhhing in bliss as she felt the warm pussy juice on her lips, bull got behind Spitfire and got her in a doggy style position as he pushed the head of his dick into her.
Spitfire cried out feeling his huge, thick python slipping into her, her soft and supple fleshy inner depths took him with easy and snuggly fit around his full size snuggly. By the time he bottomed out, Bull was gasping and shuddering at the feeling of Spitfire's velvety walls as they squeezed and ungulated along his cock hard.
Adagio meanwhile was lost in the feeling of Spitfire eating out her pussy, she kissed the tender folds of her leaking baby maker and slid her tounge around the inside tasting and hitting every sensitive spot that made Adagio's moans get louder and more passionate. "Ohhhh fuck Spitfire! I'm gonna gonna!" Adagio said shutting her eyes as her pussy released warm watery streams of her pussy juices from her inner depths and onto Spitfire's face, as she giggled and licked it all up.
"Ugh! Yeah I'm not too far off!" Bull said as he grabbed Spitfire's ass cheeks hard and even gave her a little spank as he felt his cock twitching and spasming in an orgasmic bliss. The latex exoanding as it could just barley hold the flood of thick, warm jizz filling it up. Bull panted hard as he pulled out of Spitfire. Who along with Adagio, stood up grinning like a pair of Cheshire cats.
Spitfire and Adagio both cuddled up to Bull on his sides as Spitfire slowly pulled the condom off his manhood. With a wet snap of latex she lifted the used rubber to her face rubbing it all over her before putting the top in her mouth and chuckling as she sucked the semen out the condom like it was a tube of gogurt. "You are such a naughty girl Spits." Bull praised as he ran a hand through her orange and firey spiky hair. While Adagio caressed and stroked the limp lump of man flesh back to full mast with her slender fingers.
"I know...hey...who's up for a little bobbing for apples?" Spitfire said with a seductive purr in her throat as she and Adagio stood up, hands on their hips which yhey cocked out the side in sexy poses for Bull.
"I...I don't understand." Bull said as Spitfire and Adagio put hands to their lips and gave adorable littke feminine giggles.
"Just lay on your back Bull and let us do the rest." Adagio said cleary knowing full well what Spitfire meant. Bullseye lay on the floor as Spitfire stood over his face, her snatch dripping a few drops of her pussy juice on his cheek as she gave her hips a little side to side wiggle. While Adagio sat in bettween his legs inching her face forward, it was her turn to give a little pleasure.
The room became thick with the smell of three different types of body musks, two feminine and sweet with a hint of boldness given who the girls were, while Bull's was strong and virile. Hands gropped and grabbed at whatever they could hold onto like a game of twister as Spitfire sat gently on Bull's face as Adagio kissed the tip of his glans with a soft moan, sending little humming vibrations from the tip to his base.
Bull took in the sight of Spitfire above him, unlike Adagio, she waa clean shaved and smooth as porcelain. He hummed a soft hum gently into the tender folds of her flesh as she gently sat comfortably on his face. Spitfire tilted her head back cooing and gasping as Bull's lips gently smacked and kissed her lower ones, his tounge tip lashing along the slit all the way to the elusive pink pearl tucked away at the pinnacle of her slit tenderly.
"Ohhh fuck yes mhhhh." Spitfire saod relaxing at the cunnilingus Bull performed on her, as Adagio began to take his cock in her throat deep. The back of her throat muscles squeezed and rippled as they adjusted to accommodate the thick, veiny massive tube of man flesh as she gulped and sucked on it harder. The orange siren hadn't done anything like this for so long...it felt amazing.
Though she was gagging and slobbering all over Bull's dick harder and faster with every bob of her head along his size, she felt so; sensual, so enticing and so entranced by the symphony of the three of them getting each other off.
"Adagio...slow down or I'll finish in your damn mouth if you..." Bull said but Adagio was deaf to everything but the cry of her womanhood to feel pleasure of its own conflicting with her brain's desire to know the feeling of the cock in her throat shooting a load of thick; warm, sticky seed down her throat and pumping her to the pit of her stomach in semen.
"I think that's what the bad siren wants Bull." Spitfire said as felt her pink lips squirt softly a few torrents of her juices. She tilted her head back as the warmth of an orgasmic bliss washed over her like sinking into a hot bath.
That was enough for Bull to do the same, his cock twitched and the head began squirting and pumping his loads of cum down Adagio's throat. The sultry siren's eyes popped open in surprise as her cheecks began to puff and balloon with his cum. Before she loudly and audibly gulped it down and shut her eyes in bliss as more streams of thick white man paste glued her lips together to keep from spitting it back up.
When Bull felt the climax pass his cock went limp yet again, he wondered if he'd be able to last any longer, not to mention Adagio had left his testicles like dried raisins after the blow job she'd given him. But Adagio wanted one more go...a romp to end them all, and powered or powerless, Adagio Dazzle GETS what she wants.
Adagio stood up with as much vigor as when they started and picked up the strap on dildo, as tempting as it was to take total control and really peg Bull like a bitch, she knew he'd never be into it, and while her ego was big, she wasn't going to be cruel. "Come on big boy...one more go? Wouldn't want this big rubber cock to go waste." She said in her smoothest seductive tone. Her old sense of pride and power returing to her in some ways.
"Can it wait till the end of the movie?" He asked as and Spitfire cuddled each other close and tried to enjoy the scene in Zombieland where the lead characters found Bill Murray. Adagio only scoffed.
"Awww Adagio come on, Even I'm feeling a little on empty after that last one." Spitfire whined only for Adagio to grab her by the wrists as the big blue phallus strapped around her waist, one end pushing up into her own vag and rubbing and rattling around inside her. Adagio forced her lips onto Spitfires with an equal mix of passion and dominance.
Soon her slender gentle but strong and firm gripping hands began to grope her c cup sized. bossom as her thumb and forfinger pinched the tender nubs of her nipples hard. Spitfire howled softly in a mix of pleasure and pain as her hands did the opposite. She gently ran the along the valley of Adagio's cleavage as her palms massaged and caressed over cupping her tits in a tender squeeze.
"Now...." Adagio whispered in the other girl's ear before nipping at it making her eeep like a mouse as a cat plays with it before devouring it. Adagio shoved her strap on into Spitfire's clenching snatch in a single thrust, the long hunk of phallic shaped rubber penetrated her raw and pushed down just at the thin line between two things; pleasure and pain, and Spitfire's inner vagina and the base of her cervix.
"Ohhhh Adagio please, not so rough..,,it hurts" Spitfire said tears on her eyes, when Adagio saw them, she realized she was maybe going too far with her dominant force. She sighed as she pulled back the dildo and didn't go as deep, but she kept a hard and fast pace as she rocked her hips into Spitfire's. However she seemed to enjoy that more. Her cries of pain returing to moans of pleasured passion.
Life seemed to return to Bull's manhood seeing Adagio and Spitfire making love to each other, but the only way he could join in with his now once again raging hard on would be...
"Mhhhhh mhhhh yeah...hey! What the?" Spitfire said as she felt Bulls muscled and strong arms embracing around her from behind, she then winced feeling something thick and hard, but also wet and slick pushing at the tight end of her anal sphincter. "Ahhhh...Bull...wait....I...I..."
"Don't fight it Spits, you know its what you want, don't you want to ne double stuffed like an Oreo? My little pet?...my little...pony?" She said with a smirk as Spitfire moaned louder and nodded before saying,
"Yes...yes mistresses Adagio! I'm your good horny slave...I love it when I get fucked in the ass and pussy at the same time!" Spitfire said only half aware of what she was saying, as the combination of the dildo Adagio rammed in her pussy and Bull's massive member pushing open her tight anal ring as it slipped into her, she felt her eyes tear up a little from being stretched in both orifices especially one not used to something big in the backdoor.
"That's a good girl, that's just what I like to hear...music to my...ears. heh heh heh heeehhh." She said before giving that smirk she always loved parading around school with when she was a siren, when he future looked bright, like the power and the thrills would and could last forever...before it was spirited away.
Spitfire gasped and panted huffing like a bitch dire wolf in her lust addled state, the sensory overload of two phallic masses pumping away at her anus and pussy hard. Her wet pussy lips squeezed around the shaft of the dildo as her anal muscles clenched trying to force Bull's cock from her...well at first, soon the muscles loosened up and began to milk and pulsate, it was then that Spitfire realized something she hadn't beforehand.
"You're being gentle with her." Adagio said over Spitfire's shoulder to Bull, his manhood was only a few inches in and not as rough as it seemed with her ass.
"Yeah....I...I don't want to hurt her...she's my friend." Bull said back.
"I know, me too." Adagio said as she set Spitfire in more comfortable position and rocked the dildo into her gently there wasn't any pain anymore, it was all pleasure now. "Im close." Adagio said before tenderly kissing Spitfire one last time, as her pussy lips and walls shivered and quaked in a final bursting, blooming orgasm as did Spitfire's own pussy around the dildo.
Adagio gased and collapsed exhausted on her back as Spitfire lay on her said spooning the other girl as Bull gave a few final thrusts before he grit his teeth and grunted in effort as he gave what little semen he had left into her ass. "Ohhhh fuck....uhhhh!" He said as also pulled out of her anal hole with a pop, thankfully she wasn't too worn or stretched out that it had hurt or even...damaged her, despite what she initially thought, Bull was careful with her, and the inital surprise had all been a state of mind.
Hours passed; Zombieland ended and rolled over to reruns of sitcoms from a forever ago. The sun went down over the cold winter night, the hour only a little after five but baring the cold darkness of the witching hour and the wee hours of the morning before the break of dawn. The wind rattled the countryside trees stripped bare of their leaves for the long months of chilling frigid winds and cold.
In the house Spitfire called home, the three young lovers lay in a sweaty naked pile of passion, Spitfire unconcerned with her parents coming back, her father long since dead and buried, mother away on business to try and replace the man she lost. As Spitfire lay cuddling Adagio's bossom tenderly, as the orange siren cooed caressing and gently playing with the other girls hair, their male lover lay om the white carpeted floor.
"What the hell are ypu doing Bull?" Adagio asked as she saw him, he lay stark naked on the carpet with all his guns; (unloaded) clips, and bullets all lined up by size and shape. In a strange and unusual pattern with him in the center of it, like a twisted parody of the poster for the Alfred Hitchcock movie Vertigo. Lost in his primal bliss surrounded by weaponry and with two naked demigoddeses beside him, a siren and a...valkyrie tenderly carressing as a warrior basked in his glory.
"Living the dream and living large ladies...living...the...dream." was he said before Bullseye slept.
Author's Note
For Harm's Way...Happy Birthday my close beloved friend.
