"DISCORD YOU STOP FOOLING AROUND THIS INSTANT"! The enfuried Princess Celestia raged. Twilight motioned for her friends to stop giggling but Pinkie was about to die of laughter. "He-He-Hahah He Took her hair and-and-hahahaha- and turned into cotton candy Bahahahaha!!!! "Oh Celestia my sweet, you know you,don't hate me," began Discord," Why don't you tell these little ponies your REAL feelings about- no, for me." "Hold yer horses fer a second!" "Feelins' fer ya?" " Yes" Discord chuckled. "Ugh, I don't feel so well" Said Celestia very weakly. "Princess?" Rainbow Dash said fearingly. "Oh Boo-Hoo you are such a faker and just trying to get out of things, you're immortal so suck it up and confess!" Yelled Discord cursing under his breath. "No Really D-Discord," Celestia mumbled. "Could somepony help me to bed?" Celestia felt something coming up her throat as she attempted to rush across the room to the balcony since Equestrian never had toilets. Celestia failed her "mission" and vomits straight Discords cloven hoof. Spike gags as Rarity looks for a couch to faint on. Rainbow Dash winced and Applejack just gaped in shock as Fluttershy blushed and whispered "Oh Goodness!" Twilight Sparkle rushes over to the Ill princess. "Wha- Give me some sympathy!" Bellowed Discord. "What in,the hay is goin on?" Pondered Applejack. "Discord?" "Yes Celest?" " can I speak,with you?" Said Celestia as Discord followed her to the Royal Bedroom Suite. "Did the condom break Discord?" "Y-yes Celestia I'm so sorry but-but I wanted our relationship as it was." "Its okay" said the weak princess as she kissed Discord. "I love you" said Celestia " I,love you too" replied Discord. "If it shall be a girl we name her Sun Rays, But a colt it shall be named Moon Light." Said Celestia. "Okay'" replied Discord. Luna was in,the doorway listening to the whole conversation as she returned to the scared main ponies of Equestrian. "She is pregnant, the father- is Discord...." Luna said to them as they all gaped at Luna in shock.
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