The Bloody Hooves Prank

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Prince Blueblood, Sweetie Belle
Length: 827

Is Bloody Hooves a real pony?

Sweetie Belle makes Rarity go in the bathroom and say 'Bloody Hooves' ten times.

Published 2016-12-12 04:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-12 04:10:01 UTC

The Bloody Hooves Prank

Sweetie Belle brought Rarity in the bathroom to do something. "What do you want me to do in here?", Rarity asked. "I don't even want to do it."

"Rarity, look, the idea is: you have to look in the mirror and say 'Bloody Hooves' ten times.", Sweetie Belle explained to Rarity.

"Ten times?!", Rarity asked.

"Yes, ten times.", Sweetie Belle said. "You ready?"

Rarity rolled her eyes. "Yeah, whatever.", she said. "I don't have other plans or anything."

Sweetie Belle once had a sleepover with Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, they played Truth or Dare during it. Scootaloo once dared her to do it and thought she would do it to her sister. She turned off the lights. "Now, Rarity.", she said.

"Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves! Ten times, right?"

"Two more times.", Sweetie Belle said.

Rarity said 'Bloody Hooves' two more times. "Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves!"

Sweetie Belle turned on the lights. In the mirror, Rarity sees a unicorn with a blonde mane, white fur, and wearing a tuxedo. It was Prince Blueblood. Rarity and the prince started screaming at each other.

"Goodness gracious, you're getting your hooves on me!", the prince said. "Get off! Geez, let me out of here!" He pushed Rarity into the counter and ran out of the bathroom.

Rarity pointed a hoof at the prince. "WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!?", she asked.

"That's Bloody Hooves.", Sweetie Belle said.

"You called me five times.", the prince said.

"I called you ten times.", Rarity said. "NOW GET OUT!"

"NO!", Blueblood said. "I'm going to be here for a very long time."

"I'm using the bathroom, because I think I'm going to pee myself.", Rarity said as she slams the bathroom door. "Oh my gosh, the prank looked so real, I wasn't expecting somepony to appear out of nowhere. If I had the ability to summon ponies by looking in the mirror and calling somepony's name, I can summon a handsome stallion."

"Aren't I the handsome stallion?", Blueblood asked.

Sweetie Belle pointed at her sister's bed. "You should wait for her by laying on her bed.", Sweetie Belle suggested. "It will make want to lay down with you."

"I'll do that.", Blueblood said. He got on Rarity's house and laid down on his side.

Rarity opened the bathroom door and saw the prince laying down on her bed. "AHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU STILL!?", she screamed.

Blueblood waved to the white mare and patted on the bed. "How are you doing?", he asked. "Come on. Come on."

"GET OUT OF HERE!", Rarity screamed.

"NOOOOOOO!", Blueblood screamed.

"GET OUT!", Rarity screamed.

"NOOOOOOO!", Blueblood screamed again. "You're it."

Rarity screamed and Blueblood screamed back.

Rarity was so angry, she started to attack Sweetie Belle. "Hey! Hey! Hey!", the little filly said. "What on earth did I do?"

"You brought him in here!", Rarity said. "Why would you do this to me!"

"I didn't bring him in here, you did.", Sweetie Belle said. "Listen to yourself."

"You called me here!", Blueblood said. "Didn't you hear yourself calling for me?"

"You called him ten times.", Sweetie Belle said.

"You called me here!", Blueblood said again. "AHHHHHHHHH yourself."

Rarity and Blueblood screamed at each other again. "GET OUT!", Rarity screamed.

"Nope.", Blueblood said. "I'm not going anywhere."

"I'm going back in here.", Rarity said as she closed the bathroom door behind her again.

"Whatever, I'm still here.", Blueblood said. "I'll be here all the time."

Rarity opened the door again. "Sweetie Belle, please get him out of here.", she begged. "I can't have him in here, he's freaking me out."

"C'mon.", Blueblood said. "You called for me and here I am."

"GET HIM OFF MY BEEEEEEEEEED!", Rarity screamed.

"Noooooooo, you can't do nothing.", Blueblood said.

"Why did you bring him here?", Rarity asked.

"She didn't do it, you called me.", Blueblood said.

"One night, he got me covered in cake in Canterlot at the Grand Galloping Gala.", Rarity said.

"He lives in Canterlot.", the filly said. "What would you expect? He's going to be over."

"All the time.", Blueblood said. "Do something."

"I'm going in here for a while, okay?", Rarity said as she closed the door behind her the third time. "But, if he's not out of my room, I'm going to kill you."

"Wow, she should've called you.", Sweetie Belle said.

"That's what she gets.", Blueblood said as he sat up. "You asked for me and here I am."

Rarity opened the door. "What's the point right now?", Rarity asked.

"You said 'Bloody Hooves' ten times, that's Bloody Hooves.", Sweetie Belle said.

Blueblood waved the tall white unicorn.

"He's waving at me.", Rarity said.

Blueblood cackled. "You know you love me."

"Get out of my house!", Rarity said. "Or I'll call on you. Hoofy Blood! Hoofy Blood! Hoofy Blood! Hoofy Blood! Hoofy Blood!"

"You're backwards, silly.", Blueblood said. "BACKWAAAAAAAARDS!"

Rarity sighed. "I'm done."