*Click* *Click* *Click*

That's all I could hear. With a glass of Ice tea in my left hand and a mouse on the other. I lazily scroll down in facebook to see a bunch of Pictures left and right, and not even giving a single damn.

Wow, The things idiots keep posting stuff just to get attention and likes. Their face, Food, Vacation, Anything! I would just have to say that no one cares, but, It would just stir up trouble.

You know how sensitive people are about criticism right?

I thought, even though I've been here a thousand times, I come with the same conclusion.

Looking down on my facebook profile bio, which was written by me when I was 7 or 9, it read.

helo dis is Miguel, do not col me fat, or i tell mom

Sighing and face palming, I thought that I have to change this bio. Too embarrasing for anyone to see, I was such and idiot back then. Clicking on the edit bar and both hands positioned to the keyboard. I began to type away.

Hi there, Welcome to my boring ass facebook page, I don't know why you're here but I'll try anyways. Who am I? I'm Miguel Dennis, What am I, I'm a 13 year old dude who is a brony (If you're asking, a brony is a guy who watches "My little pony, Friendship is magic")and is straight, I live in a small country called the Philippines. Just a quick side note, I am a youtube commentator guy thing. basically I'm a guy who analyzes things, and speaks about it in a microphone, for you kids out there who are too young to use this site. But here's the thing, my youtube channel's content contains rants and stuff that pisses me off, I talk about the latest trends, controversy, youtube drama, anything actually. But I quit on my youtube long time ago because I am quite tired of making videos as of the moment. that's all I could say as of the moment other than I'm Cynic, Pessimistic and a bunch more of these negative things that you don't care reading about. And yes, I'm lazy.

Clicking on save bio. I logged out off facebook, stood up, and went downstairs. It is 9:32 am, At least I have to eat breakfast and take a bath. My line of thought got derailed when I heard my phone ring. Grabbing it, I checked to see who it was.

"Hey dude" I said, to a friend of mine

"Sup dude" He replied enthusiastically

Jeffery Clyde, one of my best friends since this year's July. Met him when I was talking about My little pony. He actually heard me and said that he does watch my little pony. We talked about some stuff and we made good friends until now. I introduced him in the world of mlp fanfiction. And he read everything on sight. from adventure to horror. He goes there.

"So, why you calling me? It's too early bro, I just have woken up." I said, quite groggily

"Dude really! It's like 10 in the morning! what where you doing last night? watching some PO -"

"Jeff no, that's disgusting, anyone who watches that garbage is a lustful troglodyte who humps anything they see" I replied, Indignantly.

"Yeah yeah, whatever, So got something to do?" He questioned.

"If you count me sitting near my computer, watching anime and reading fanfics on my phone the entire day as something to do, then yes. I do have something to do." I answered sarcastically

"Then, you wanna go to my place?" He questioned

"Huh? Why?" I returned, Intelligently

"To make a commentary or skit video dude." He answered

"Bro, you know that I gave up that life long ago right? what makes you think that I'll make another one?" I said

"Aww come on Migs, I know you got that longing sensation that you want to be in front of the microphone again?" he said

He still calls me migs? I questioned in my mind, hating it so much.

"Besides, you'll just be there to read, not edit or write, just talk, like you always did." He continued

"Fine, fine. I'll be there." I replied

"Just bring your microphone, laptop and charger. alright?" he said

"Okay." I replied
.
"Bye then!" Then he hanged up.

Sighing, I put my phone down, ate breakfast, took a bath, dressed up, Packed up, and got going.

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Sitting in the Jeepney, Listening to music in blue bluetooth headphones with a blue hoodie. I quietly waited for me to arrive at the park for me to walk to my friend's home. Holding my Laptop and my backpack on my back, I thought again what I'm going to do in his abode. I mean sure, we're going to make another commentary or skit video, I don't know about that yet but I wish it would be over soon so that I can play some Xbox 360 with Jeff.

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Getting off the jeepney, I set off to Jeff's home passing a bakeryshop and a vendor for water or waterboy for short. I realized that I have to check if I forgot somethings.

Wallet, Microphone, laptop, my camera and phone, okay, I'm complete I though, as I walked away towards jeff's home. already predicting
what will happen next.

Not really what I was expecting.

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Uhhhhhhh

Bending upwards, I rubbed my head with my hand.

uhhhhh! What the hell happened?

Instead I did not feel fingers, more like a log rubbing my head

huh?

I looked at it, then I scram like a pussy in a horror cinema.

Ahhhhhhhh! What the fu -

Before I can even swear, I tripped over. Looking below me, I could see three more of these things. I pulled one up and stared at it for an eternity. Then I thought this through in the most logical manner while calming myself down.

Okay, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, (big inhale), (exhale). Okay, let's thing this through I said, while looking at my body. So I'm a pony eh? A thought came to me and I smashed my hoof on to my head. not a unicorn Then my sides Yes! I'm a Pegasus and there they are, two purple wings protruding from my sides. okay, from all the fanfiction of the same kind, I have read alot of these fanfics. So normally, I would have checked what I look like in a river of some sorts but I checked my surroundings just trees, so I'm at the Everfree forest? this is a common thing in all the fanfics I have read. There should be a river somewhere I can see myself through.

So I walked around hoping to find a river of some kind. Then I remembered isn't it in all fan fiction, that the main character always get chased by timber wolves? Well, you could suck my big D

elicious lollipop world, because I will be cautious about this. I think I thought, realizing that I am not the most carefullest person in the world, I can be if I want to.

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"How hard is it to find a freaking river!" I said to my self, quite frustrated that I can't find any kinds of material that can cause a reflection.

It's been 25 minutes since he started his search for a river, or at least a puddle. Then

"hmm?" I hummed

he found a trail of some kind, a lighter version of dirt going in a straight path.

"This should lead me into some kind of civilization, ponyville perhaps?" I asked myself

Should I really make an appearance in ponyville? I mean like, I would but not right now. I can't stand Pinkie, even her parties

Then a thought got over me

Oh yeah, this path can also lead me to that river that gay purple dragon thing? Lives. that should be good right? should not make a sound and maybe, just maybe, I can take a good look at my self

"Well then, Allons - y!" I said, making a doctor reference, then ran to the path to the river.

wait, which way's the river? Idiot

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"Okay" I said to myself.

Finally seeing the river. I slowly and quietly went to the river to take a look of my self.

"should not make any noise" I whispered, Reminding myself.

Once I got there, I raised my hoodie and took a good look at myself.

I looked so, how do I say this, Emo anime - ish? I have red eyes, with a normal stallion (or colt? because I'm 13 I don't know) nose, or should I say muzzle now. long hair (mane?) with bangs, with a color scheme of. Pink and red?

I might be mistaken as a mare but okay. If that's how I'm made then I'm fine with it

Purple fur (coat? what ever) and a tail matching the hair and it's color. Blue headphones hanging around my neck and I also have my bag with me.

Wait, BAG!

I quickly got the bag on my back, then got it's contents fast out.

"My laptop, samson meteor microphone, my Camera, chargers, and my wallet? Not sure what's the use but I'll just keep it." I said, also feeling a bulge in my pant pocket. "And my Iphone? huh, well. I'll keep it as well." Putting it in my bag.

Objective complete. Now what am I going to do? I can't just stay here in everfree. Most of the ponies can't even stand being here for the sole reason for being dangerous and scary. So I'll take their word for it.

"So that gives me only one choice" Sighing inwardly, I have to say what I have thought of.

To Ponyville we go then.

Author's Note

So an author's notes huh?

I actually don't expect you to like this.