A leafyclone, angsty teen in Equestria

by Bedwriter223

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Princess Luna, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure
Length: 13002

It seems talking about how stupid things could be in this world can lead to oversensitive ponies hunting me down. Especially 6 ponies who I target, alot.

To put it up short, I'm a 13 year old brony and is a youtuber wanna be, and reads my little pony fanfiction. I suddenly got sucked in to this world with my laptop and stuff that involves commentating about how stupid things are in this world and doing it anonymously does not help either. I don't know yet. But I know that something seems something is up and I don't what it is yet. I'll found out soon.

This involves mild language and pinkie pie breaking the 4th wall.
Readers discretion is in the advi - fuck this!

First fanfic as well, thought you need to know.

Proofreader: Herpaderpderp

cancelled because I ran out of ideas

Published 2016-12-14 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-16 05:32:10 UTC

Here we go | Prologue (Edited)

*Click* *Click* *Click*

That's all I could hear. With a glass of Ice tea in my left hand and a mouse on the other. I lazily scroll down in facebook to see a bunch of Pictures left and right, and not even giving a single damn.

Wow, The things idiots keep posting stuff just to get attention and likes. Their face, Food, Vacation, Anything! I would just have to say that no one cares, but, It would just stir up trouble.

You know how sensitive people are about criticism right?

I thought, even though I've been here a thousand times, I come with the same conclusion.

Looking down on my facebook profile bio, which was written by me when I was 7 or 9, it read.

helo dis is Miguel, do not col me fat, or i tell mom

Sighing and face palming, I thought that I have to change this bio. Too embarrasing for anyone to see, I was such and idiot back then. Clicking on the edit bar and both hands positioned to the keyboard. I began to type away.

Hi there, Welcome to my boring ass facebook page, I don't know why you're here but I'll try anyways. Who am I? I'm Miguel Dennis, What am I, I'm a 13 year old dude who is a brony (If you're asking, a brony is a guy who watches "My little pony, Friendship is magic")and is straight, I live in a small country called the Philippines. Just a quick side note, I am a youtube commentator guy thing. basically I'm a guy who analyzes things, and speaks about it in a microphone, for you kids out there who are too young to use this site. But here's the thing, my youtube channel's content contains rants and stuff that pisses me off, I talk about the latest trends, controversy, youtube drama, anything actually. But I quit on my youtube long time ago because I am quite tired of making videos as of the moment. that's all I could say as of the moment other than I'm Cynic, Pessimistic and a bunch more of these negative things that you don't care reading about. And yes, I'm lazy.

Clicking on save bio. I logged out off facebook, stood up, and went downstairs. It is 9:32 am, At least I have to eat breakfast and take a bath. My line of thought got derailed when I heard my phone ring. Grabbing it, I checked to see who it was.

"Hey dude" I said, to a friend of mine

"Sup dude" He replied enthusiastically

Jeffery Clyde, one of my best friends since this year's July. Met him when I was talking about My little pony. He actually heard me and said that he does watch my little pony. We talked about some stuff and we made good friends until now. I introduced him in the world of mlp fanfiction. And he read everything on sight. from adventure to horror. He goes there.

"So, why you calling me? It's too early bro, I just have woken up." I said, quite groggily

"Dude really! It's like 10 in the morning! what where you doing last night? watching some PO -"

"Jeff no, that's disgusting, anyone who watches that garbage is a lustful troglodyte who humps anything they see" I replied, Indignantly.

"Yeah yeah, whatever, So got something to do?" He questioned.

"If you count me sitting near my computer, watching anime and reading fanfics on my phone the entire day as something to do, then yes. I do have something to do." I answered sarcastically

"Then, you wanna go to my place?" He questioned

"Huh? Why?" I returned, Intelligently

"To make a commentary or skit video dude." He answered

"Bro, you know that I gave up that life long ago right? what makes you think that I'll make another one?" I said

"Aww come on Migs, I know you got that longing sensation that you want to be in front of the microphone again?" he said

He still calls me migs? I questioned in my mind, hating it so much.

"Besides, you'll just be there to read, not edit or write, just talk, like you always did." He continued

"Fine, fine. I'll be there." I replied

"Just bring your microphone, laptop and charger. alright?" he said

"Okay." I replied
.
"Bye then!" Then he hanged up.

Sighing, I put my phone down, ate breakfast, took a bath, dressed up, Packed up, and got going.

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Sitting in the Jeepney, Listening to music in blue bluetooth headphones with a blue hoodie. I quietly waited for me to arrive at the park for me to walk to my friend's home. Holding my Laptop and my backpack on my back, I thought again what I'm going to do in his abode. I mean sure, we're going to make another commentary or skit video, I don't know about that yet but I wish it would be over soon so that I can play some Xbox 360 with Jeff.

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Getting off the jeepney, I set off to Jeff's home passing a bakeryshop and a vendor for water or waterboy for short. I realized that I have to check if I forgot somethings.

Wallet, Microphone, laptop, my camera and phone, okay, I'm complete I though, as I walked away towards jeff's home. already predicting
what will happen next.

Not really what I was expecting.

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Uhhhhhhh

Bending upwards, I rubbed my head with my hand.

uhhhhh! What the hell happened?

Instead I did not feel fingers, more like a log rubbing my head

huh?

I looked at it, then I scram like a pussy in a horror cinema.

Ahhhhhhhh! What the fu -

Before I can even swear, I tripped over. Looking below me, I could see three more of these things. I pulled one up and stared at it for an eternity. Then I thought this through in the most logical manner while calming myself down.

Okay, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, (big inhale), (exhale). Okay, let's thing this through I said, while looking at my body. So I'm a pony eh? A thought came to me and I smashed my hoof on to my head. not a unicorn Then my sides Yes! I'm a Pegasus and there they are, two purple wings protruding from my sides. okay, from all the fanfiction of the same kind, I have read alot of these fanfics. So normally, I would have checked what I look like in a river of some sorts but I checked my surroundings just trees, so I'm at the Everfree forest? this is a common thing in all the fanfics I have read. There should be a river somewhere I can see myself through.

So I walked around hoping to find a river of some kind. Then I remembered isn't it in all fan fiction, that the main character always get chased by timber wolves? Well, you could suck my big D

elicious lollipop world, because I will be cautious about this. I think I thought, realizing that I am not the most carefullest person in the world, I can be if I want to.

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"How hard is it to find a freaking river!" I said to my self, quite frustrated that I can't find any kinds of material that can cause a reflection.

It's been 25 minutes since he started his search for a river, or at least a puddle. Then

"hmm?" I hummed

he found a trail of some kind, a lighter version of dirt going in a straight path.

"This should lead me into some kind of civilization, ponyville perhaps?" I asked myself

Should I really make an appearance in ponyville? I mean like, I would but not right now. I can't stand Pinkie, even her parties

Then a thought got over me

Oh yeah, this path can also lead me to that river that gay purple dragon thing? Lives. that should be good right? should not make a sound and maybe, just maybe, I can take a good look at my self

"Well then, Allons - y!" I said, making a doctor reference, then ran to the path to the river.

wait, which way's the river? Idiot

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"Okay" I said to myself.

Finally seeing the river. I slowly and quietly went to the river to take a look of my self.

"should not make any noise" I whispered, Reminding myself.

Once I got there, I raised my hoodie and took a good look at myself.

I looked so, how do I say this, Emo anime - ish? I have red eyes, with a normal stallion (or colt? because I'm 13 I don't know) nose, or should I say muzzle now. long hair (mane?) with bangs, with a color scheme of. Pink and red?

I might be mistaken as a mare but okay. If that's how I'm made then I'm fine with it

Purple fur (coat? what ever) and a tail matching the hair and it's color. Blue headphones hanging around my neck and I also have my bag with me.

Wait, BAG!

I quickly got the bag on my back, then got it's contents fast out.

"My laptop, samson meteor microphone, my Camera, chargers, and my wallet? Not sure what's the use but I'll just keep it." I said, also feeling a bulge in my pant pocket. "And my Iphone? huh, well. I'll keep it as well." Putting it in my bag.

Objective complete. Now what am I going to do? I can't just stay here in everfree. Most of the ponies can't even stand being here for the sole reason for being dangerous and scary. So I'll take their word for it.

"So that gives me only one choice" Sighing inwardly, I have to say what I have thought of.

To Ponyville we go then.

Author's Note

So an author's notes huh?

I actually don't expect you to like this.

Ponyville Visit | Chapter 1 (Edited)

Ponyville Visit | Chapter 1 (Edited)

Now what?

As of right now, I am in the borders of Ponyville, or the entrance of Everfree forest. Looking over the entire village with a confused look.

Not the confused look like " What the hell is this?" more of the "What the hell am I going to do?" There's a difference between them.

One of the thing that I value the most is my Identity. Most of the time, I don't reveal my name to many people before. Being inconspicuous for me is a top priority, much for my protection. But the "Being inconspicuous" part is already out of the question. Because most of the time, from what I read, Pinkie pie is always the one who will "Greet" you and "Invite" you for a party. Which I have to say, not to my liking and style.
I really don't like to be in a crowded place, In human or pony. But I have to remain secret and be introverted as possible. I just don't feel comfortable that a lot of people know my name.

How am I going to do tha - ah, stupid idiot! As I thought of something, looking down to see my blue hoodie I'm wearing.

I lifted my hoof to my hoodie and covered my face. Well, not much of the face, but the only thing that can be seen is my mouth. And my cutie mark? Well, I do have jeans. Already covered. Checked my bag in place and eyes straight. Not really eager to meet any ponies, or go to Ponyville for the matter but I have to.

"So, I guess I'm prepared then. Well, let's get goi -" I got interrupted by someone bumping into me, hard. My right hoof landing in to some kind of a sharp rock near some tree in Fverfree. Then I heard a meek and quiet but still audible squeak.

"ah! - I - I - I'm s - s - sorry mister" She, well she did sound like a she, said

Rubbing my head with a hoof, I said " ah, it's okay miss -"

I took a good look at her. The yellow coat, The pink mane, the over the top meek personality. No doubt about it, this is Fluttershy. One of the mane 6 characters. From what I know from who she is, She is the most fragile and the most delicate pony in the show so, I should really be gentle to her. Apparently she's sweating, probably in a hurry

You know? being bumped by someone he was designed to be weak and puny and can do what I will tell you in a moment is ironic AF, And apparently, I have scraped my hoof, or is it a cut? Either way, I really should really hide that from her, because from what I know, the second she sees a wound, she'll go bonkers and try to fix it. Whether animal or pony, she will not go until she know's that's fixed up. Which I find confusing, from most fanfics I have read, she is not scared when she see's blood to fix a wound. Which again, ironic.

"It's okay miss, really, I'm fine." I said, trying to reassure her. Trying to dust myself off. Then covering my right hoof by stretching my right sleeve of my hoodie.

"B - but I d - did hit you too h - hard though" She said, shakily though,

"Really miss, I'm fine -"

"Are you hurt? are you injured?" She said in shock and guilt.

"No miss, I'm not hurt, see?" I raised my hooves to indicate that I am fine. Probably, the worst mistake I have ever done.

My sweater is big, but not big enough to conceal it. As soon as my hooves move, the sweater sleeve went down, showing the wound in it's glorious, bloody form.

Wow, It is a cut, depending on how much blood is pouring out now. I thought, Then the panicking starts, as her pupils became as big as saucers.

"Oh! Oh my!" She said in shock, pulling the nurse and guilt mode to full gear, and frantically apologizing. I frantically tried to think of something to make her calm down.

"Mi - Miss, It's fine, really, It's just a scrape, nothing bad. It'll heal by itse -" Before I was finished, I am dragged by the wounded hoof to her small cottage. Quite fast that I almost tripped, not really used to galloping, with three hooves. I knew that was futile. The Ironic part? For her to drag me around.

Well, no turning back now. This is going to be a looooong day.

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Arriving in her humble abode, which didn't take long since we're just in the borders of Ponyville, where she lives with her animals.

"Sit still while I get my medical supplies, okay?" She asked, hen turning to go get them

Looking at my hoof, the wound is still present there. A long diagonal cut with dry blood thanks to the wind because of being dragged around. thankfully, the red liquid didn't go far under my right hoof. Just on my hoof where it can't stain my hoodie. Then started to be comfortable by moving my position to a more satisfying feeling.

Looking to the location where Fluttershy disappeared to, I noticed a white speck some ways in the distance. Focusing my eye sight, it appears to hop itself near me. Then it assembled a rabbit, glaring at me with contempt while holding a carrot in it's paw. He ate it in front of me still having that icy glare in it's eyes.

Then threw that carrot towards me in an attempt to hit me square in the face. But with my reflexes, I dodged it. Wow, I'm actually impressed that rabbit can throw a carrot to anypony it see's. "She" must have the balls to that. then hopped away, like how a snobbish pony would look. Face up, arms crossed.

I know that bunny from anywhere. That's angel bunny, or more like douche bunny is what I call it. I don't really call her a her, but an it. Angel is that pesky, spoiled brat with an attitude that can make anyone pissed. To be honest, I don't know why it does that to anyone that gets close to Fluttershy, I guess it's just it being overprotective. I mean, she is it's owner, the one feeding her, the one caring for her. But when I watched the show, it has been abusing it's owner like angel owns Fluttershy instead. I mean, shoving a book at her face is crossing the line of respect there you ungrateful piece of SHI-

"I'm back!" She said, interrupting my thoughts. Holding gauze, antibiotics, and other substances that I don't know.

"Miss, do you teach your animals discipline? Because a certain rabbit is really spoiled." I told her,as she was getting nearer.

"Rabbit?" She asked, Stopping on her tracks

"A rabbit pet of yours did something before you came back, she threw that" Pointed at the half eaten carrot "at me with intent of hitting me in my face." I finished as I see Angel behind her, hopping towards her.

"Oh her? That's Angel bunny, please forgive her, she's not good with new ponies" She said, and the douche hopped beside her with the most innocent face she mustered and rubbing face beside her hoof in a cute way. Which angered me to the point of hurting that white trash.

Just resist the punch for now Miguel, don't want to stir trouble.

"It's okay miss, I've forgiven her" Her, Haha! I thought she was a He.

"Oh enough with the miss, just call me fluttershy." she said, while going close to my injured hoof and starting to treat it.

"Again, I'm sorry mister... Um ... What's your name?" She questioned

Uh, oh! I haven't thought this far yet! Ummm, Ummm.

Sensing my uncomfortable movements, She quickly added her well known line. "That is, if you want to?"

"No, not today mis - err, Fluttershy. Just not confident yet." I accidentally stuttered the word miss. I know that was a lie, but I guess It'll do. The less people that know me, the better.

"But mister? Why are you hiding your face?" She questioned, curiously tilting her head to the side in the most adorable manner. Like a curious dog.

"Sorry fluttershy, but that's the same reason why I won't say my name" I said, As I said, It'll do. But I'll have to meet a disappointed Fluttershy.

"Oh, Okay" She said, almost done applying the antibiotics and now wrapping the gauze around the wound.

Awkward silence is present until she said. Other than some winces of pain because of the treatment. But we didn't talk with each other.

"Okay, it's wrapped up, don't apply to add much pressure to the wound, or else it'll get worse. And please try to be careful when you're walking okay?" She said in a motherly way. Lifting my hoof in front of me. I see a hoof wrapped in gauze with some red mark lines under it. Seeing no more reason to stay here. I nodded, and turned for the door.

"Okay fluttershy, I will. Thanks for this, see ya!" I said, waving at her.

"Goodbye" She replied, waving back.

What a way to start this day, And it's still sometime around 12:00 o'clock because of the position of my shadow below me. There should be more time.

Now that I'm out of her sight. Now, time to go to Ponyville.

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This is unsettling

The second I walked in town. Everypony, I mean everypony, Is eyeing me suspiciously. I don't know about you but this is anxiety for me. I mean, sure I get to hide me identity. But when a whole village eyes you saying "Who is this guy?" "Why is he covering his face?" Some even trying to hide their children away from me.

xenophobes

But before I can plead my innocence. I had heard my worst nightmare.

"Hey mister mysterious pants!" She said, The pink pony herself. Hopping herself, closing towards me with a smile on her face.

Pinkie Pie, The WORST in my mane 6 list. In a nutshell, She's annoying, loud, obnoxious, dumb and a ripoff to every logic-less cartoons. Break physics! She got it. Break the 4th wall! She got it. Forcefully drag you to a party you didn't demand? She will. I really don't want to meet her in any circumstances but, I really have to pass her to proceed.

Well, from all the fanfics and the T.V show itself. I have known her to teleport everywhere she wants. The only thing I can do is to avoid her.
The only thing I can do is to don't talk to her at all -

"Hellooo? Anypony there? Hellooo? Equestria to Mysterious pony?" She says, waving her fore hoof in front of me trying to snap me out.
Twitched in surprise, indicating that she was successful on doing it. Apparently, everyone stopped what they were doing to watch both of us.

"Soooo, what's your name?" She asked, okay, you practiced for this, you can do this, all I will do is this. Just leave her alone, and she will go away. She wants to be persistent on making friends? Then I'll be persistent on avoiding her.

I stepped aside her and started walking. But, she cuts my way ahead of me.

"aww, don't be shy, just tell me." She said

I growled in annoyance and did the same thing again. but when she did, I twirled around her to dodge her. Completely in a surprise but she still cut me off.

"Nu - uh!" she said, pointing her muzzle up in the air.

Purposely putting my voice in a low, growl style. "I'm sorry miss, but I have to do something, so please, mind your business please." I said, then stepped aside.

But she just won't leave me alone.

"Aww come on mysterious pony, no need to be a meenie pants. Don't you want to have a welcome to ponyville party?" She said, wearing her trademark smile on her face. Anything but a social event with anyone I don't know off. Thinking of an excuse, I thought of something that might do the trick

"Sorry miss, but I really can't right now, Maybe some other time? because I have something to do?" I said sheepishly, well pretended to be sheepish, still applying that low voice gig to try and trick her.

"aww, Okay then" She said

Wait really? just like that? Not to trust her though. She will throw a party in a house I'm going to rent or something, with the banner saying "Welcome to Ponyville Mysterious Pony", and inviting everypony in. I doubt that, because of all their reactions. But they seem to shrug it off as me being shy because of the sheepish act I just pulled. I thought, and walked away. Noticing my blue headphones I put it on and played the song Charlie Puth - We Don't Talk Anymore ft. Selena Gomez (BOXINBOX & LIONSIZE Remix). While walking to where ever I can to find something.

At least I have this to entertain myself

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This actually looks bigger than on T.V

While walking around Ponyville, During the Pinkie Pie fiasco, ponies seems to shrug my behavior as for being shy, so no more of the suspicious acting towards me, but they still are scared to give me a greeting. More of a good thing actually because I have some privacy and things to think of my own. And did I tell you that I'm still 13 years old? I am, at most, 3 to 4 inches to the normal height of a normal pony. So that means as a pony, I am 3 ft something. So I think Pinkie Pie perceived me as a kid and think that I'm naive to know her plan.

she's gonna have a bad time she will, hehe I thought

While walking in Town Square, I found a familiar tree house. The same tree house that almost all bronies want to visit.

Well, might as well visit there. I said, walking towards the Tree house.

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Golden Oak Library

The favorite Library or home, of one of the most famous pony in the entire fandom.

Twilight Sparkle

Without a second thought, I opened the door, without knocking. Then I saw the green and purple drake, the assistant/slave of Twilight Sparkle. Spike the Dragon.

"Umm. Can I help you, Sir?" He said, rather nervously

Spike the Dragon is actually a tolerable guy to hang out with. I mean sure he can be a little annoying, but hey, he's still a kid after all. In all actuality, I actually respect the dude. I mean, he's the only character who only stay's at the library half the time while Twilight and the gang have fun or go out on an adventure or something. I'm sure he's sad about that, but I'm not going to twist that knife right there by reminding him.

"Yes, actually I'm looking for books." I chirped.

"Well, your in the right place for them all." He said, forgetting about his early nervousness when he heard my voice, I was an adolescent to he pretty much assumed that I'm still a kid.

"By the way, are you the Librarian?" I Asked, even though I already know, I don't to raise any suspicion considering my knowledge to the entire cast.

"No, no. I'm not, I'm the number one assistant of the Librarian." He said, then he looked around my neck, which still hanged there, my bluetooth headphone that can raise colored lights at each side. "And wow, cool headphones dude!" He complimented

"Thanks! Anyways, I'm here to look for some books" I repeated

"Ah! Sorry, I got sidetracked." He walked towards some shelves with a step ladder.

"I just want to read about history, some guides on commentary, that's all." I said

"You got it, just wait there okay?" he said while finding the specific books I asked him to get.

So waited I indeed did.

I was curious on what they had in this library. And letting him find all of that books will not be long, I decided to look around.

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"Spike!, Spiiiike!" I heard someone calling out for spike. I'm already sure who it is.

The door opened and I saw her. Twilight Sparkle in the door way, surprised to see me sitting there.

"Oh! I didn't expect visitors for today?" She said, directing that to me

"Oh sorry but I'm not visiting, I'm actually here to borrow some books." I said, correcting her.

"Here's the books you asked for." He said, handing me some books that are thick, then he saw Twilight "Sup Twi, just handing out some books he wants to borrow." he told her.

"You want to borrow these?" She asked

"No not all of them miss, Just some of them." I told her, then I realized something. " You're the Librarian I presume?" I questioned the obvious

"Yes, yes I am. Sorry, where's my manners, Good afternoon, my name is Twilight Sparkle, Local Librarian. What's your name?" She Greeted

"Pleasure to meet you Miss Twilight Sparkle, I have heard a lot of good things about you" I said, trying to change the direction of the conversation to prevent answering the last question.

Another mistake on my part

"Huh? like what?" She asked, curious

Me and my big mouth.

In this universe, there might be possibility that they made the elements of harmony clandestine. So telling her that she's the element of magic would directly kill me here and now and be hunted.

I don't want to be hunted.

Think, Think!

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AHA!

"One of the is that you made an Ursa Minor go to sleep is that correct?" I said

"Yes, I may have, sorta did that. But my friends also helped me." She answered

"I also heard the you drove a dragon out of a Cave to sleep somewhere else as well, is that true?" I questioned.

"Yes, it's true, but wasn't me, my friend Fluttershy did the talking, she is skilled with animals, that's what her cutie mark represents" She Answered, her voice descending until the end of the sentence.

"Ahhh, I see." I said, with the act of "question has been answered" act.

Modesty huh?

"Well, thank you Miss Twilight. I'll be off now." I said with the books, signed with the due by spike and signed by twilight.

"Goodbye, come back soon!" She answered back.

"Umm, twilight? Did he write his name in your log?" Spike questioned, I heard it in my ear range and I had to run.

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That's 3 down, 3 to go.

Let's continue with this thing again.

Author's Note

The headphones is a real thing. I'll update this once I find out what it is.

EDIT 12 - 20 - 2016

It's an STN18 Bluetooth headphones. check it out.

Unique and tiresome meetings | Chapter 2 (Edited)

Night

That's one of the best happening each day. where there can be little to no sound to be heard. Peace and tranquility surrounds me.

It's past 7 in the evening now. Right now I'm in an alleyway behind Sugarcube corner. I can't really find a comfy place to sleep. It would hurt my pride to sleep into someones home and I have proper clothing on to sleep outside.

Why not a cloud. can't fly yet. even if I did, My bag would just fall of the cloud.

And Why Sugarcube corner? They have food, nuff said. Even some food they leave in the trash. Don't judge me, It's survival. And grass doesn't really taste that bad either.

And a shocking as it sounds. There is no party! maybe she does not know where I live yet? who knows/

Right now, I'm checking out how my stuff has been doing in my bag.

"Okay, Let's see how my laptop has been doing." I said in a hushed tone. Ponies might be sleeping tonight, so I'll try my best not to disturb them. Turning it on, the windows opening sound effect can be heard, loudly. Panicking, I quickly plugged in my headphones to transfer the sound through them.

"That, was so close! Thank the world no one noticed" I said relieved

I am greeted by the windows 8 menu screen. Putting my hoof on the mouse pad. I tried to click on the desktop. And surprisingly, the mouse pad can register a hoof, somehow.

"Okay, lets see what happened here" I said, then clicked on the desktop to see what has changed.

Nothing out of the ordinary, other than my software, my music, wifi, My por, Wait, What! I said in shock

There appears to be wifi here, and a fast one at that. 4 bars. Must be close.

Rubbing my mouse pad, I hovered the mouse on the wifi to check the name.

Pinkies open wifi It read.

"huh? Why does pinki - you know what? I'll not question it. It's probably stupid anyways. Her and her 4th wall antics, whatever." I said, not caring that I may have broken a law about joining Wifi connection's without consent.

This is rather convenient, well, no use of asking about it now. I'll just take advantage for now. I thought

So, now what. I could open up Fimfiction and read some fanfics. But not now, It'll be me just digging through some all of them to get a good read, And it'll take and hour to do so. Open youtube? No, I don't want to watch something funny and laugh out loud like an Idiot.

Or maybe write about a commentary? Consciousness ask

"Huh? about what?" I asked

about your thoughts and opinion about this place so far? more of like a review than commentary

"And why would I do that?" I countered

"What else are you going to do?" He challenged back

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"Not anything per se, but -"

But what? He interrupted.

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...

"Okay fine, I'll do it. Just don't expect it to be good" I said to myself. Huh? I must be insane.

"Okay, let's do this" Clicking on wordpad, I started to write the analysis.

sldgjdflbd/lkfjblkdjf df;kjfg sl;kjbsfi;vdid i is what came out. Because hooves, nuff said.

I sighed. this is going to be a looooong night.

~~~~~~~~~~

"I'm still curious on who that pony is" Spike said.

Twilight recent experience of that anonymous pony is rather normal for twilight. But for some reason, Spike is scared why the pony is being himself.

"Spike, I also don't who he is but I'm sure he's nice?" Twilight said. Recalling how he talked and how he composed himself.

"But twi! He's being suspicious. With the face hiding and the name hiding. I think he may be a spy!" Said Spike, looking around frantically.

"Spike, don't be ridiculous, You weren't even scared up until he left, you were talking to him like he was a normal, everyday pony." Twilight said nonchalantly.

"But twili -"

Before he can finish, a certain blue pegasus came crashing into her door bursting it open. Jumping Suddenly and hid himself under the table.

"Twilight! Twilight! did you see that pony?" Rainbow asked

"What pony dash?" Twilight asked

"You know? About nay high" She said, while lifting her hood a little ways above her chest. "Blue clothing thing around his body, blue on the top and blackish on the bottom and some kind of saddlebag?" Rainbow asked in a hurry

"I heard him from Pinks, he described him as a shy pony who is hiding his face! Curious, I checked it out to see if it's true and I did. I saw him walking around town square just looking at some stuff." She continued

"Actually yeah, I did see him. he was hear this afternoon borrowing some books" Twilight answered, confused why she was acting this way.

"Wait what! That creep went here? What was he doing here? Are you hurt? Did he steal some stuff from you! Ohhhh, when I find him, I'm going to make him PAY!" Rainbow said, hitting her hooves together. Signifying hostility.

"Rainbow Dash, calm down. I'm not hurt nor he did to me. He was just hear borrowing some books. If you met him in pony, You would have actually liked him." Twilight explained, trying to calm her down.

"But still, that does not make him normal. Why is he hiding his Identity so badly? Why can't he just tell us his name, or at least show his face? Rainbow asked, angry at that mysterious pony.

"I'm sure that he has his reason's Rainbow but, what's so bad about being inconspicuous? If anything, he could be just shy or something?"
Twilight reasoned

"I don't care, I will find out who that pony is one way or another. Stay frosty okay?" She said, before flying off into the distance.

Normally, dash would go far to suspect a new pony but I never thought she would go this far.

"Is he gone yet?" Spike said, petrified.

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There we go, done with the draft.

I spent 2 hours working on the draft of the script. most of these are compliments and some criticism here and there but this will have to do. Right now I'm in some kind of alleyway away from sugarcube corner to start walking, somewhere. I may get lost but whatever, I'll memorize my way here.

Now I'll just find out how to show the video to ponies without finding out who I am.

"How am I going to do that, Not unless that I have a projector somewhere, I may pull this off - hngh!" Splat!
Something bumped into my right hoof, my Injured hoof. hard enough too cause a bruise.

"AGH! PFFFFFF!" I grunted, feeling the searing pain of a wound opening again on my hoof.

Limping, I looked at the perpetrator, and it's.

"A Projector?" I said in bewilderment.

Then I heard a flap of a wing on top of me somewhere.

Without question, I took the projector, put it in the bag, and ran in a dark corner of the alley.

Waiting.

...

...

"huh? could have sworn I heard something here" Someone said

Wait, is that?

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Stupid Twilight, of all the ponies that can be tricked by that pony, it has to be twilight.

Rainbow has been flying, slowly this time to not disturb anyponies. Much to her dismay.

"uhh! Why can't she understand that I'm just trying to protect her, protect everpo -"

"AGH! PFFFFFFF" She heard in some alleyway in ponyville.

"Huh? What was that?" She said, before zooming off to where that noise came from.

Landing, she said this aloud "Huh? could have sworn I heard something here." then proceeded to go find the cause.

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"-it, crap, crap, crap, unghh! damn it!" I said, quietly. Beating myself over why I didn't pay attention more.

Why does it have to be her! It could be anyone but nooo, the universe hates me that much huh!

Still in that dark corner of the alleyway, I stayed there, hoping to goodness that she did not see me.

And waited

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...

...
"I know that you're there, just show up and come here." She shouted, trying to call my attention

Should I really though?

"Are you okay? I heard you shout in pain and I showed up here to come and help." She shouted again, concerned about my well being. Not even caring about the ponies sleeping.

Is this a trap? To lure me out and get me when my guard's down?

"Why are you even here, this late at night?" She also asked out of concern.

Hearing her concern, It seemed authentic, Sighing, I thought Let's do this

Before I could make an appearance, I put on my hoodie again. Silently put my bag in the corner. Then slowly walked out.

"Uhh, hi there" I said in the most innocent voice I can make.

"There you are, what are you do -" She cut herself off, realizing what or rather who, she is seeing.

Then I did the only thing I could think off when I saw her glare at me with killing Intent

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And there he is

The "Mysterious Pony" who everypony is talking about.

In front of me, Looking down, I found his hood wrapped around with gauze to cover a wound.

And he has a wound on his right hoof. Giving him at a disadvantage.

But before I could do anything. He ran like a bat out of hell. Grabbing his saddlebag think and went off deeper to the alleyway. Shocked that he still ran with a hoof injury. But still.

I smiled and gave chase. You can't outfly me, Boy

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Running as fast as my pony legs can go, But not applying much pressure on my wound. I went deeper into the alleyway and took advantage about the close quarters and her limited space of flying in here.

I should lose her, but she's too fast even for me

And I heard the flaps of her wings behind me

"I'm coming for you, and you better explain everything about yourself." She shouted while chasing me.

There where two more alleyways. Left and Right. So I decided to go to JUKE MODE

I go left, which was a convenient place for bags of flour. Quickly turning around, I ducked and waited for her to fly above me.

She over me, her hoof barely taking my hoodie off, but the wind taking my hoodie of my head leaving me vulnerable. And I heard her crash into the bags of flour. Then running with a smile on my face that I successfully escaped her.

You just got Juke the hell out, ha HA!

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"That slippery Soap" She said enraged, and the chase went on again.

He outsmarted me, that wounded my pride and that would embarrass me if anypony saw that.

I'll make him pay. Then flew higher to find him on higher ground.

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"I can't do this forever!" As I still am running from her. I'm in open space now. Clearly in an disadvantage.

And the pain's getting worse and worse by the minute I thought, as my wounded hoof is getting more painful as time passed by.

I have to hide somewhere, Now!

I turned into another alleyway, desperately finding a place to hide.

And the only place is a barrel with an apple sign in it. it's big enough for one pony so it'll suffice.

Now or Never!

Then I jumped in that barrel, closed the lid and waited for her to give up and pass. This barrel was half filled with apples raising my suspicion about a certain apple farmer, but better safe the sorry.

So I waited.

..

..

..

It's been 5 minutes and I still haven't heard her yet. Giving a few more minutes to, at least hear a wing flap. But nothing came.

Huh?

But while waiting, all that running got me tired and my eyes got heavier and heavier.

Then I fell asleep.

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"*pant* pant*. Dang it! Lost him" Rainbow said, Panting.

It's been 10 minutes since her initial search. And she hasn't found him yet. She searched every alleyway, the streets, and she can't find mane nor tail about that pesky colt.

Feeling irritated, She turned to the direction to her house.

"Ahhh, screw this, I'm going home. I'll catch him tomorrow!" She went home after that tiring chase. It is late after all.

It's in my mane too, this is going to suck! She thought about the flour on her mane.
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( I don't know how to write the southern accent, so yeah )

*COCK - KA DOODLE DO!!!*

The sun began to rise in sweet apple acres. As our favorite apple farmer woke up before it did. Smiling brightly and inhaled heavily.

"Rise an' shine folks!" She shouted at the top of her lungs to wake up everyone in the house. She then went up the stairs to wake up her little sister.

"up an' attem Applebloom, don't want ya to be late for school" She said, trying to wake up her little sister.

"five mor' minutes Sis', It's too early!" She whined, covering herself more in her blankets.

"Ah come on Applebloom, don't let me get Big Mac to wake ya up." She playfully threatened, pulling her blankets off her.

"Okay, okay I'm up." She finally conceded, rising up and went downstairs. Then sat down to eat breakfast.

"Okay Applebloom, you go right on ahead to school. Me and your brother have to check if we got all of the barrels of apples in the barn." She said, informing her sister.

"Okay sis!" She said, understanding. Getting off her chair, getting her saddlebags, walked out the door before saying "I'm off now!"

"Be careful out there Applebloom" She replied.

Then she walked off to school.

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So Big mac? The barrels all here?" Asked Applejack

"Ehh - Nope" He said, giving her the barrel check list. Missing one check.

"Missing one barrel?" She asked for confirmation

"Ehh- Yup" He confirmed, bowing his head down expecting disappointment from his sister.

"Okay, It's not your fault Big mac. You handled all that yourself. I'll get this one for ya, okay?" She said, reassuring him that this is not his fault at all. It is early evening after all.

After that, she turned around to go to Ponyville to fine the last missing barrel.

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"There ya are!" She said, spotting the barrel.

It was found behind an alleyway where the drop would be located. Like nothing was touched, she went near the barrel for fetching.

Closing the wagon in, Applejack Tilted the barrel to land in the wagon.

*Grunt*

"Huh?" She heard somepony? "must be my imagination" She said to herself. Then proceeded to pull the barrel to the barn.

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"Ahh, That hurts" I said quietly, pained after being hit in the head.

Talk about a rude wake up call I thought, about to give that pony a piece of my mind. When suddenly, I realized.

Is that, movement I hear?

Slowly opening the lid of the barrel. I checked my surroundings. Then there she is. I ducked down as fast as I can before she can notice me.

Is that? AppleJack! Crap, now what do l I do? I thought, panicking. Already thinking how much it would hurt to be bucked all the way to Manehattan. The only thing here, is to gun it.

Trying to formulate a plan, I decided to do the unthinkable. Not even putting my injury into consideration.

Let's do this I thought, preparing to do the deed.

"3, 2 ,1" The second the number one was stated. I Jumped off the barrel. Then dived behind it before she even noticed.

Not for long though, She heard the entire thing behind her, "What the hay!" She said in shock, She turned around, she found out that the lid was gone and the barrel was open.

"Huh?" She questioned. She unmounted herself for the pully ropes.

The second I heard the pully ropes drop. I started to bolt.

Taking advantage from the confusion. I used the barrel to propel myself in to the air. landing in my hooves, all fours.

OW! I said as I started to stagger a little bit.

Taking all of my willpower, I didn't mind it. I continued running away from the place. Apparently, I'm in sweet apple acres. Using the trees to my advantage. I know she'll give chase with a lasso.

"Come back here ya Varmit!" She shouted, with a lasso in her mouth and already up in the air and swirling like a tornado. Ready to be thrown.

Uh, Oh!

I quickly grabbed my pocket knife in my wallet, that's in my bag before she threw her lasso at me.

Then Rope got wrapped itself into my waist and tried to pull me to the ground.I resisted, which again, hurts my injure. Then used my pocket knife in my mouth, I Cut it off from me and I Galloped to my best of my ability.

"What? The varmit got away, and cut my favorite rope!" She shouted in rage, and giving chase.

Deja vu? yes I thought while I'm trying to lose her using the trees to my advantage. Bobbing and weaving, left and right. But it proved useless. She keeps on finding me. Realizing she practically owns the damn place, she knows -

"Don't even think on losing me ya Varmit, I know this farm like the back of my hoof" She shouted with a confident grin plastered on her face. Closing in on me.

No need to remind me! Think, think! I can't keep this up for long! She has a better body structure than me, not to mention, she's healthy. How the hell am I going to outrun her?

How ironic, from a commentator to an athlete. Comparing myself to a farmer is stupid because all I do is sit and talk to a microphone.

I see the barn in the distance!

Ideaaaa I said like how Rarity says it. Turning into my JUKE MODE

I picked up the pace. not even caring about the pain erupting on my injured hoof. She was shocked about the sudden boost of speed but I didn't care. I ran a few meters away from her, then came to the barn. The door was already open, which made it convenient.

Closed it. Locked it with a plank and thought as fast as I can on what to do.

that should buy me some time. Now what am I going to do?

Seeing multiple barrels stacked up left and right and a window on the high end on the wall on the back.

"Hope my Parkour skills and replaying of the mirror's edge series helps on here." I said, as I ran to the stack of barrels and jumped on next barrel to the next.

I wish these accursed wings would work. But I do have clothes, never mind I thought, while almost slipping into the barrel. Jumping onto the last barrel, I propelled myself to the window.

Which I desperately grasped to dear life from, and the wound is Erupting even more.

"AGH!" I Grunted, hanging on for dear life.

Hearing a loud bang on the front door says that I don't have much time. I Lifted myself up as fast as I could and looked down from the window frame. seeing a pig feed and a mud puddle for the pigs

Hearing another bang and the plank almost breaking in half. I decided to jump, hoping, praying that the mud will cushion the fall.

Hearing the door being rammed open, I landed in the mud. The second I recovered. I wiped my face or at least my eyes then ran like sonic.

But before I can lose sight of the barn, I read a enraged scream from Applejack clearly saying that I lost her. I ran, and ran and ran.

She just got JUKED, ha HA!

Stopping to catch my breath, I sat under a tree and tried to take a breather.

Last night and this morning, It's not even 8 in the morning yet and here I am. Like a ran a marathon.

Standing, I heard my stomach growl.

"Okay, okay. I'll feed ya, I'll feed ya" I said to my self, and looked up at the tree I was resting on. I don't want to steal from Applejack, but it's all I can do. I'll try to pay her later.

Preparing the stance, I kicked the tree in my hardest with my backhooves. I know it hurts but at least it shook down 3 or 4 apples to the ground.

As well, I have to keep moving. The crows flew away when I bucked the tree, that might get their attention that I'm here.

This is a tiring meeting from these two.

Author's Note

This chapter is inspired by the awesome proto - alpha's We will catch you if we can, A story worth reading, you don't know if you'll love it.

And a little polish from me.

Showtime | Chapter 3

(Language is quite strong here)

Mud

Mud is still in most of my clothing, some in my coat.

I'm still in sweet apple acres. Lost and still finding my way out of this shit hole.

Entire place is just like a maze, Damn, this must be acres big I exaggerated.

Smiling at my on joke, I kept on moving. Still thinking on what to do.

Oh yeah! If Applejack encounters a problem. She would go and ask Twilight, or ask assistance with Dash I thought, making my mind up by being careful about stray clouds.

"Hey! Trail!" I said, seeing a trail in the farm. Not really going directly on the trail, but beside it to prevent bumping into someone. And Continued my way.

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Finally seeing the fences, I also saw the exit of the farm. Scouting ahead, I don't see anyone, or anypony for the matter. So I started galloping as fast as I can, and went out using the exit.

And bumping into a filly.

What's with me and bumping into anything today?

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"Ow!" She moaned in pain, trying to resist crying.

"Oh my God, I am so sorry! Are you okay?" I asked in concern.

"Ahm Fine mister, don't worry about it. I'm not a foal anymore" She said, trying to reassure the pony who accidentally hit him.. Taking a look at said pony. She saw him covered in mud and dirt, and smelled like sweat.

"Golly mister, you looked like you were rolling with the pigs in the mud puddle after being chased by a timberwolf for hours" She said exaggerating about the fact on how I look.

Well, technically that happened if you think about It I thought

"Well, if you're okay, then I must be on my way." I said, trying to walk away.

"Wait mister, haven't you took a bath today?" She asked in curiosity.

"Well, No, no i haven't, Why?" I asked back.

"Well, you can use our bathroom to clean yourself up" She answered

"Well - " Wait, is it bad to turn down an offer of hospitality? or Is it bad to Impose on someones home?

Should I really take the risk and go back to the home of my pursuer this morning? Or risk a disappointed filly?

Well, I'll have to be clean as possible then, I guess I have to accept it. But in a negative way so that to test if she actually mean it.

"I would, but I don't want to Impose" I continued, rubbing the back of my head with my forehoof.

"Aw shucks don't be like that, You aren't imposing or anything. Besides, wouldn't be good to give someone a little bit of southern hospitality?" She aurgued.

" Okay, I'll go, but I don't really want to abuse this. I'll just do it for today okay?" I said, making our way back to her house.

While near the premises, I kept my guard up by looking out for an apple farmer anywhere. I know that she wouldn't be hear because of work. It is 11 in the afternoon. Also why was she out early? Guess it might be a half - day class today.

"I'm home!" Applebloom Shouted, as I prepared to run.

Hearing no pony, she let me in the house. Went upstairs and said.

"The bathrooms over there, the third door on the right. Can't miss it" She pointed out.

"Okay, thanks" I said, as I went inside. Putting my bag at the side then looked in the bathroom.

Should make this quick before her sister will arrive for lunch Then ran to the bathtub.

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5 minutes later. I walked out with a wet jacket on me, The mud is still visible but not really noticeable. Seeing Applebloom coloring in an coloring book.

"I'll be off now applebloom, thanks" I said

"Goodbye mister!" She said back

Then I walked out

Then ran using the trail.

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Now walking in Ponyville, I'm still keeping my out for weather pegasi and an apple seller. Trying my best to find a local hotel or stay in room. Using the sun to dry my clothes while walking.

Not knowing where, or even if there where a hotel in Ponyville. I decided to ask somepony for direction.

"Excuse me miss?" I asked a random mare in the streets. She has a gray coat with a yellow mane.

Derpy?

"Do you know where the nearest hotel is?" I asked her.

She just pointed at the right, at the street she just wnet through. Saying my thanks, I made my way there. Not before giving me a muffin, which I also thanked her.

I just talked to Derpy, Huh? LittleshyFIM be jealous! I triumphantly thought in my head. Then continued walking.

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"Hello there miss?" I questioned the mare in the counter.

"Yes sir, how may I help you today?" She asked

"Well are there any rooms for available today?" I asked, she nodded back.

"Yes sir, we do. Are you new here?" She asked all of the sudden.

"Yes I am miss" I answered.

"Then are you planning to stay here? Because if you are then you will have a 3 days free on staying here. One day will be 5 bits while A week will be 15." She said

Just as I thought. I will have to thank a certain fanfiction by giving me this valid information

"Why thank you miss." I said.

"All you have to do is do this paperwork and you'll get your room key" She said.

I looked on the paper and it was all about my personal Info.

Okay, name. Already thought of that, or at least a fake name. Writing down "Blue Snowball". Much like a blue snowball Microphone.

Sounds like a rapper, but It'll have to do Then I saw birthdate

No use lying here, why would I actually I thought, then writing down 25 of May.

Doing most of them by pulling shit out my ass, I signed it with my signature and gave it to her.

"Here's the key to room 112. Enjoy your stay here sir" She said enthusiastically

Going upstairs, finding the room number 112
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"Fluff" "Groan"

Finding the room, I decided to hunt the bed the second my hoof touched the doorway. Jumping on the bed and shoving the pillow on my face.

Sigh, Now what? I mean, I got myself a room for three days? Have some apples from Applejack I could have privacy.

"Speaking about privacy" I said locking the door, blocking the window with curtains. Pulling out me laptop, warping myself in my blanket.

"Let's do this!" Rubbing as fast as I can.

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...

...

"Keep rubbing the bird!" The laptop said, playing rubby bird.

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"DASH! Stop napping and get your flank down here!" Applejack shouted

"AJ, you've been yelling at me for 10 minutes. What the hay do you want?" Dash replied, looking down. Frustrated about being interrupted from her afternoon nap.

It was afternoon, and the aftermath after the chase infuriated Applejack and she want to ask her friends about who that pony is.

"I just came here to tell you about that blue pony, have you seen that pony? Been looking for him for hours." Applejack asked

"Wait, what pony? Is he wearing some kind of saddlebag on his back with some kind of hood above his head?" She asked for confirmation.

"Wait, that was a saddlebag? huh, I thought that was some kind of style of hi -" Before she finished, Rainbow was already on her face, with an aggressive face. Remembering what he did last night.

"Then let's go find him."

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"That's a wrap!" I said, after recording the last line on my "Ponyville satire" video.

Just censored most all of the swearing. Because oversensitive assholes are oversensitive.

It's like what? 2 o'clock in the afternoon? I already took the books back to twilight. I mean sure, I didn't read the history of equestria book. That was just for the smart perception.

Seriously though? Who the fuck wants to be smart?

Now to spend the rest of my time making this shit. With no gaming background video. I have just the Idea.

Going to google Images, I searched for the only thing I could come up with.

"Pony Radio logo by a random brony I found in deviant art. No one will sue me unless they know this and me." I said to myself, like I accomplished something. Can't set this up until dawn. All I could do is wait.

Now what the fuck am I going to do with the battery now?

Realization also hits me

Is my fucking wound infected! Shit.

Running to the bathroom then slamming the door closed.

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"You found him yet?" Applejack asked dash from above.

"Nope, I flew around Ponyville for an hour now. Can't find a coat nor tail of him." Dash answered.

"You think he left Ponyville?" Applejack said

"I think so" Dash stated her opinion

"Drats" Applejack said Indignantly.

"You said it" Dash said with her.

By the by, no pony in Equestria has outsmarted then like that when it comes to speed, strategy and Agility. So it safe to say that their pride is wounded. If you count Trixie but she's a nagging bitch, so not a pony.

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Night has finally fallen.

Having planed out where to put the projecter, and changed the gauze from my would. I made my move as quickly and as quietly as I Possibly can. Having dark colors surround me, my good old friend darkness of the night helped my by sticking in the shadows as to not be spotted.

"Their minds are going to be blown when they see this tomorrow. I expect so much offended ponies." I said, having the leafy mentality.

Banishing those thoughts, I reach to my destination. A bush on town hall in town square. Remember that big cylinder building you see in the first episode where princess lazy - ass, sun raising, dependent on the mane six horse was? Yes, that place. Not really inside the thing. just the wall. it's a bright yellow so pretty much it can project good. The volume is loud enough for speakers in the laptop and the direction of the light can't be seen because of the sun.

Don't ask me about the lighting and the volume. Equestrian logic man.

Having found that, I shove myself the the conveniently placed bush and plugged my laptop and projector to project what the laptop is projecting to project it in the projector.

That's a mouthful

Having done that, I stayed in the bush and waited till sunrise.

Already slept outside, might as well sleep here. This is a waste of a day for the hotel. I should also get a job too, and some flying abilities.

*Plop* Sleep surrounds me.

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I wake up at the sounds of ponies going by their lives. Rising up, back on the street with grass and greenery on the bush in my mouth. I quickly prepared my video.

"Let's do this shit" I said as I pressed the play button.

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Twilight with her list is in the market finding stuff to buy. She always prepared list, because of her OCD. Because she is too lazy to write, she let's Spike write everything and also she also let him check everything.

She IS a good owner

"Okay, Quills, Scrolls, food, Gems? Spike, why does he always write with his stomach. *sigh* At least I am done with my erra -"

Suddenly, the black light in the side of the town hall shined saying, Pony radio with signs of a pony and a cylinder thing with a black wavy thing connected to it. And it said.

Do you want a peaceful and quiet life? Then being interrupted with an annoying pink pony? Do you want to live in a town filled with so much mares, ya perv? Fear not because we have the place for you, presenting PONYVILLE!

What is Ponyville you ask? Ponyville can be found as a insignificant speck in the official equestrian map. Yes, it's that F(Squee)king small, But it is there in the map. I don't know what's up with Celestia, but putting this here is pretty stupid if you're going with enemies easily conquering the small village for blackmail for surrender but whatever. I mean, a town this vulnerable can be a great disadvantage if you count the apple orchard being targeted for food for the troops of an invasion, but since we trust her with all our hearts. We will trust her judgement her, I Guess.

Step right up and visit in this peaceful and humble town filled with unprejudiced ponies? Then come right up! But this is only for ponies. You see, if you're a zebra. Then it's best for you to F(Squee)k off. Because the second we found out we ponies found out about what you really are, the best thing we do here, is to hide.

Because I agree about ponies being the "Most friendlies race in equs", I mean, hiding from a race that is different from yours is totally friendly as all balls!

In this town, you will be greeted by a Pink pony, who is also known as Pinkie pie, nick named a lot of things. For one example is the, I don't give a F(squee)k about what you think about parties, I will drag you to it because I can. Because Pinkie knows how to be a good friend because she cares about how you feel, right? And what's better is that, even if you do decline on her parties, she can go in to your house and make a party in there. Because Pinkie knows that being a good friend means that you can trespass. And she does know that you can't file lawsuits here so you can't sue her for trespassing. right?

This is Ponyville. You are always welcome here

Then it ended, just like that. Leaving ponies' jaws wide open. I, in the other hand, snickered.

Author's Note

I'm not even sure if this is even satire. But okay

Aftermath | Chapter 4

Twi's POV

It's been 2 hours since that mysterious black box showed up on town hall's wall.

2 hours since everypony was baffled, mouth agape from surprise. Some were offended, as to some were shocked from the language. But personally, I was got both of them.

Sitting calmly in her home, I am sitting with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie. Rarity was not with us because she was in a fashion concert in manehattan, she has been gone for 2 weeks now and it planning to go home next week.

Rainbow Dash and Applejack held contempt to whoever made that. Fluttershy was scared, but mostly concerned about Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie was sad as she was the one who was affected the most in that pony's vulgar criticism. Being called out to drag other ponies out of their will for a party, called out to trespass just for the sake of a party.

Pinkie Pie is now in Pinkamena Diane Pie mode, where her pink in her coat, mane and tail is bland. said mane and tail are straight. Not the curly, usual thing for Pinkie. She does this when sad, which she is right now.

I in the other hoof, is offended and shocked. he say's the the entirety of Ponyville was called racist, xenophobic, Inconsequential, and Ironically praised one of her friends. She can't really blame him for saying all that, calling Ponyville racist is that he is referring to the Zecora Incident. He also called Princess Celestia, without calling her by her title, pointing out how ridiculous why Ponyville is in the map. And I can't really blame him for accusing Pinkie Pie about all the things he said. From her experience from her first day here in ponyville, she said that she didn't want a party, but she did anyway. By making a party in her house, unannounced and maybe Illegally.

All he said was practically correct. But the way he said it was kind of rude.

"What's that guys problem? Spewing out horseapples like it was good to begin with!" Dash said with venom seeping in her voice. Applejack nodded in agreement with narrowed eyes. Both of them mad for offending their home and a good friend of theirs.

"Not meaning to defend him but, what did he say that was horseapples?" Twilight asked, to try and tell them what's been going on with their minds in the past 2 hours. I mean sure he was rude, but, in all the points he said were not wrong either.

"What he said Twilight, was rude and mean, he offended our town, and insulted OUR friend Twi! That's why it is horseapples." Applejack articulated her point.

"But Applejack, If you thing about it. Most of the things he said are true." Fluttershy decided to add her two cents into the discussion. She has been silence most of the time so it was high time to say at least something.

"Why are you on his side Fluttershy? I thought you were protecting your friends!" Rainbow yelled, which only caused her to wince. She now lowered her face in guilt and found something interesting on the floor to look down on.

"Think about it Rainbow, Ironically Insinuating us as racists is him referring to the Zecora incident. Pointing out why Ponyville is in map is a great disadvantage when a war breaks out. There are errors in that statement because we are close to Canterlot but it's what he said. And pointing out how Pinkie does these things, even thought rude but true. While saying everything in an Ironic way makes me think that all he's doing is saying what he thinks about Ponyville satirically." I reasoned. Trying to calm down Rainbow dash, but spiked Applejacks.

"But what gives him the right to talk to anypony, especially Pinkie Pie!" Applejack talked back.

"Well, he does has his freedom of speech. He can say what he thinks negative or positive" Fluttershy articulated.

"Sides, all he did was criticized what Ponyville did and what pinkie does according to what he heard or have seen." Twilight said

"But -"

"It's okay guys" Pinkie said. Sad but in an understanding tone. " All he said is true, I was just sad because I didn't realize what I did until he showed up and called me out on it."

"Yeah! Well, if I see him. I will buck him up, you hear me!" Rainbow dash with anger flaring through her nostrils. Applejack agreeing in the background with narrowed eyes holding her hat down to hide her contempt. Silently cursing under her breath.

"Well, we'll see" Twilight said, after wincing about her usage of language. Looking outside the window to see nothing but clouds adn the bright blue sky.

Then silence.

"SPIKE!!" Twilight called out, breaking the awkward silence and shocking almost all ponies present. Seeing spike on the stairs rubbing his eyes.

"What do you want Twilight? I was doing my afternoon nap?" Spike said in an indignant way. Implying the he was rudely interrupted by going to dream land. Rainbow winced and nodded in relation.

"Spike, please take a letter for Princess Celestia." which he pulled out his partchment and quill and prepared to start writting.

Dear Princess Celestia
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Back to Dennis

"A fucking grand Sucess!" I said to myself with as much enthusiasm as I can muster, I am pretty tired after all.

It was afternoon now, merely a few hours after I debut in ponyville. I ran as fast as he could, by taking advantage about the confusion. Dodging everypony and trying I best to avoid as many as he can. Even stray clouds, might be a pegasus there pushing a cloud. And I wanting less suspicion on him, the better.

Right now, I'm back in his hotel room, resting and contemplating on what to do next. With his blinds covering his windows, the room was barely lit since it was closing evening.

Maybe I should really get a job, because I have, what? 2 days left here. And I need to stay here until I have enough money to rent a room. Or better, buy a house. But that would take some time. But he doesn't have to do that right now, he could be a lazy bum and stay in the room in the room for the entire day, or go outside for a walk.

I really should get these clothes of mine be washed up. from all the running in the past days. It is definitely going to smell horrible.
Smelling myself, I winced back at how disgusting my clothes smell. Sure I took a bath with it but it doesn't really clean them, more like it just covers the smell temporarily.

"Smells like a dead rat! WOW!" I complimented, now really thinking to go outside to wash this pile of shit.
Until it hit me.

And it hit me like a bullet train in the face.

Wait, I'm going outside NAKED AND SEEN! Not to mention that my face can be seen! Damn it! how the hell am I going to do this.
Looking around the room, I rummaged my entire room to find an, at least, A good thing to wrap myself around. My bathroom, then my closet, which has literally nothing inside, then my bedroom. I was about to give up, but then I saw the only thing I can see. Seeing it, then thinking about it. It will have to do.

"Desperate times call for desperate measures am I right?" I chuckled, taking my clothes and proceeding to get said thing.

Going to my blanket on my default bed. I wrapped it around myself to cover a majority of my body. But most importantly, my face and my cutie mark. Which also covered my wings for an added bonus. Grabbed a laundry soap, or just a soap and a pail. Putting my pile of shit clothes in my bag, then went outside. Still sticking to the shadows to get less attention on myself. There were still ponies outside, but they were less active and more paranoid. They still don't know what the fuck just happened.

I feel like an assassin though.
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Arriving at the river that is streaming under the bridge near by, I looked both ways like I was crossing a road. Also looked across the sky for extra measure, just in case pegasi ponies will patrol around the village or doing their job.

Also, knowing Twilight, She may have written a letter to call for Celestia's help and may get a full on investigation on me. Which is ridiculous because of me doing something harmless as making a full on commentary video on them, although insulting, is worth making investigation from. And it actually proves them more as of a Xenophobes and I can safely explain myself if that were to happen.
That would actually be a good satire or mocking video. I should keep that in mind.

Shaking my head, I gather as much water the pail can gather. And started soaking my clothes in there. Spilling the water, I gathered water again then soaked my clothes again. As well rubbing it with the soap that I have.

Taking my time, I was done with my undershirt and sweater, it's time for the jeans. Without a brush to help me scrub the grime and dirt off, but it'll have to do if I just scrub it with my hooves. I can take some dirt on my hooves, I'm not a snobbish bastard here.

Taking my time again, my clothes are fully soaped and rinsed. Finding a place to hang it to dry, I instead layed it to rest to a nearby tree and let it dry there for a day or two. I know nobody goes to these parts so I'm confident that no one will see the clothes hanging here, knowing that my job here is done. I have to go home, it is almost evening too.

Reversing my steps back home, I went back into the shadows and already planning the former video Idea.

Until I saw a green smoke fly across the sky towards canterlot.

What the FU -

Another smoke did also go to the direction of my house too.

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*Yawn*

Celestia has already dropped the sun for the moon's rising. There wasn't much activity save for sitting for hearings and the rising and falling of the sun. Walking down the hallways of the castle, she found the Private Dinning area just for herself, Luna and other important ponies. Opening the door, Celestia found a luxurious carpet to pillows, coffee tables and the walls and ceiling are tainted with gold designs, she also found her sister, Luna, Sitting in there with her Dinner (or breakfast in her case) which was oatmeal with some coffee, she does not want anything luxurious if it was just a normal night. She was occasionally yawning and rubbing her eyes.

"Had a good day's sleep sister?" Celestia asked Luna, Luna looked up with tired eyes, then back at her plate.

"Yes Tia, *Yawn* I do, a cup of coffee or two can't hurt." Luna said tiredly, reaching out her coffee with her right hoof, closing it in her moth a took a long sip and placed it back down. " Did anything Important happen while I was asleep?" Luna added Looking at Celestia.

Celestia sat down across her, waited for the chef to bring in her dinner cake, and answered her question.

"Well, not much has happened except for hearings of ponies, sitting in the throne and rising and setting the sun. Not much" Celestia answered her question. As for Luna, she stood up and started to go to the door.

"Well, I will now rise the moon, you should also get a good nights sleep Celestia." Luna said as she held on the door. Not until a green smoke and a scroll conjured in the room in front of Celestia.

"I guess my faithful student wrote me something tonight." Celestia said as she opened the scroll and read the contents. As her eyes darted down, Luna got curious and went towards Celestia.

"What is is Tia?" Luna questioned and try to read along side her. But instead, Celestia gave the paper to her.

"Here you go Luna." Luna know's what that look on her face is. Worry, is this letter that important?

reading the letter, it said

Dear Princess Celestia

I would like to inform you to an incident that occurred here in ponyville this afternoon. This afternoon, while I was running for my errand. A light projected on the wall of town hall and a voice of a male pony went on and ridiculed ponyville and you. This caused a Commotion around ponyville and I just want to say what you think about this current situation.

Your Faithful Student

Twilight Sparkle

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So that's what they sent it.

After noticing a smoke trail going to my house, I hurried down there and found a scroll in my bedroom. I quickly read it and ...

I grinned, Okay, let us make another one shall we?