Life with Barb

by PonyPixel

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Anthro, Random
Length: 1303

Flurry Heart accidentally casted a spell on Spike and he has to deal with being a girl

After getting it by a spell from Flurry Heart, Spike now Barb has to deal with being a girl, with help from he friends, and might have a new crush

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-29 18:04:36 UTC

Flurry's spell

(train cuffing going down tracks)

Starlight: So what are visiting the Crystal Empire for.

Twilight: Cadence said that Flurry Heart was sick, I'm bringing over a potion I got from Zecora.

Spike(putting on disguise): Well I'm going to be trying to attract as little attention as possible.(puts on glasses)

(train stops at station)

Twilight, Starlight, and Spike: (walk into castle)

Flurry: (sneezes)

Twilight(walks in room): Cadence, Shining, we're here.

Cadence: Twilight, I'm glad you're here.  Did you bring the medicine?

Twilight: Yes.(gives potion)

Cadence: Thanks, Flurry will feel so much better after she takes this.(opens bottle) Here you go Flurry.

Flurry(drinks potion): (burps)

Twilight: It'll take about 12 hours before it kicks in, but it's quicker then just waiting for it to be over.

Cadence: Thanks Twilight.  You think you can help me with something?

Twilight: What is it?

Cadence: Follow me.(walks out of room)

Twilight and Starlight: (follow Cadence)

Flurry: (sneezes and fires beam)

Spike(hit by beam): (groans)My disguise.

Flurry: (giggles)

Spike: You're lucky you're a baby.

(after the trip home)

Spike(walks into castle): And after you left Flurry shot me with a beam.

Starlight: You think we should check if you're okay?

Spike: I'll be fine.  Hey where's Twilight?

Starlight: She's with her friends, I think they had to help Pinkie make a cake for somepony.

Spike(stomach churns): (groans)

Starlight: You sure you're okay?

Spike: Well maybe not.

(Spike chest started to grow C-sized breasts and his hips flared out as his limb became thin and dainty)

Spike(voice raises pitch): Yeah Starlight, something is wrong.

Starlight: Spike what is happening?

(Spike didn't answer, his eyelashes became longer and his pride sucked into him.  He got tall from five feet to 6.5 and his arms and legs got longer, as he felt he grew more spine that acted like real hair.)

Spike: Is it over, the pain stopped.

Starlight: Well you do look different.(gives Spike mirror)

Spike(looks at reflation): Oh my Celestia, I'm a dragoness.  The others can't see me like this.

Twilight(in other room): Spike, Starlight, I'm back.

Starlight: Get into my room, your clothes look a bit small.(walks away)

Spike: (follows Starlight)

Starlight(closes door): Alight put these clothes on.(gives Spike clothes)

(the clothes Starlight gave Spike were a black T-shirt, and skinny jeans)

Spike: They're still a bit tight, but they'll do for now.

Twilight(enters room): Starlight have seen...(spots dragoness)

Spike: (Sees Twilight)

Twilight: Spike?

Spike: I can explain.

(later)

Twilight: So you are a dragoness now?

Spike: Yeah.

Twilight: How did this happen?

Spike: I think it had something to do with that beam Flurry shot at me.

Twilight: (gasp) (grabs quill and scroll) Spike I need you to send this to Cadence.

Spike(grabs scroll): (breathes fire) There, now what.

Twilight: You and Starlight are going to Rarity's to but new clothes.  I don't think the ones we have right now won't fit.

Starlight: I'll go get some bits.

Twilight: While she's doing that, can I ask you a few questions?

Spike: Sure I've got time.

Twilight(pulls out check list): First question what should your name be when you're in this state?

Spike: I was thinking about Barb.

Twilight: Alright second question, how old do you feel?

Barb: Strangely I feel and look like I'm seven-teen.

Twilight: Okay then, third question, would you wear makeup everyday, never, or for special occasions?

Barb: (I would never wear makeup, then I do feel a little different in this body.) Only for special occasions.

Twilight: Fourth question, would you be sporty.

Barb: Of coarse.

Twilight: Fifth question, if you were to go swimming with your friends, would you wear a one-piece swimsuit, or a two-piece bikini?

Barb: (Well I would like to wear a bikini, but it my be two revealing.  Then again, the one-piece would be a bit tight.) Uh, a two piece.

Twilight: Okay Barb, after the questions you seem to be having the personality of a tomboy, now for the hardest question.  Rarity gave me these two magazines one has a mare, and one has a stallion, which one do you prefer.

Barb: (Well this should be easy I'm going with the mare.  Huh, strange I feel nothing, that's not a good sign.(looks at stallion) On the other hand.)

(imagination)

Stallion: Hey Barb, how would you like to be the happiest girl in the world?

Barb: (blushes)

Twilight: Barb, you've been staring at the stallion for five minutes.

Barb(snaps out of imagination): Oh, uh, the stallion.(cover mouth)

Twilight: Well this is unexpected.

Barb: I can't help it, he has chiseled six-pack, mussels you couldn't believe.

Twilight: Barb, we can talk about this later right now, I think Starlight's ready to go.

Barb: Okay, bye Twilight.(walks away)

(later at the Boutique)

Starlight: So you're a tomboy dragoness named Barb.

Barb: Yeah, and I'm no longer attracted to mares, but to stallions.

Starlight: Just stay calm Barb, I'm sure Twilight will find a way to fix this.(enters Boutique)

(bell rings)

Rarity: Starlight what brings you here?  And who is this dragon?

Starlight: Well you see, Spike said Flurry heart shot him with this beam and now he's a girl.

Rarity: I beg your pardon?

Barb: It's true, I'm a dragoness.

Starlight: Twilight sent us over here to buy some new clothes.

Rarity: Well I'll get to work on Spike's new clothes, then should be done tomorrow.

Barb: Actually, it's Barb for now.

Rarity(measures Barb's height): Why Barb, I think that Spines would be better.

Barb: No that's sounds kind of lazy.

Rarity: Whatever you say darling, in the meantime you pick something in the used bin.

Barb: Alright.(walks over to box)

Rarity: How is she doing so far?

Starlight: Surprisingly good.

Rarity: Well that's alright,  Barb do you want anything special for your clothes, like a pair of pants or a skirt.

Barb(checks herself in mirror): Well some that goes with ether my eyes, scales, or spines.

Rarity: Alright, see you tomorrow.

Starlight and Barb: (walk out of boutique)

(later that night)

Barb: Well I guess my night time clothes are to small now, so...

Starlight: So what?

Barb: Is it weird if I sleep without clothes?

Starlight: Um, uh, that may be kind of weird.

Barb: Well I don't have any night clothes, so I felt that no clothes was for tonight.

Starlight: Look I'll just sleep in a t-shirt for tonight.(gives Barb t-shirt)

Barb(takes off clothes): I'm glad Twilight got a bigger bed.(puts on t-shirt and climbs into bed)  Please Celestia let there be cure.(falls asleep)

(the next day)

Barb(wakes up): (walks into bathroom) Okay, first time showering as a dragoness.(removes t-shirt) Here I go.(steps in shower and turns it on)

Twilight: (knocks on door)

Barb: Ocupado.

Twilight: Sorry, but Barb I have to tell you something.

Barb(steps out of shower): What is it?(raps towel around body)

Twilight: It's about Flurry Heart's spell.

Barb(steps out of bathroom): It's there a cure?

Twilight: Sadly the only one who can cure the spell, is the one who used it.  So until Flurry matures and remembers the spell, you're stuck like this, sorry.

Barb: (sigh) It okay, I understand.

Rarity(walks in): Barb, I've brought your new clothes, and some underwear.

Barb: Alright, the clothes Starlight gave me are a bit tight.

(the clothes Rarity brought were the following a strong purple magenta shirt with a pure bluish green mini-skirt, and sparkly emerald green dress, and a lime green sports bra and black sweat pants)

Rarity(gives Barb everyday clothing): Try it on.

Barb: (walks into room)

Twilight: You think she'll like them.

Rarity: Don't worry darling, Barb can't say no to her new clothes, beside I've got way more on the way.

(the rest of the mane six walk in)

Applejack: Morning Twilight, you said that Spike had a little accident at the crystal empire, right?

Barb: (walks out of room with new clothes)

Rainbow Dash: What the hay?

Barb: I can explain.