War Topics over some Tea and Biscuits.

by Fillypans

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 479

The four Great Powers of Equestria discuss War tactics over some tea and biscuits.

Celestia, King D. Dogo, Lord Griffindon The Third, and Queen Chrysalis all argue about wither they could win a four way war over some tea and biscuits. It goes as well as you would expect.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-05-18 03:46:33 UTC

How some apples won the War

Celestia has been waiting in the meeting room for three hours, she sighs. ¨Why are they taking so long? I mean, I issued this meeting about a day ago, sure..But they all said they would come after 5:00! But nooooo....They said they had some things to do...¨ The door opens up to the sound of a loud voice, booming their entrance, reveal to Celestia was he, a diamond Dog. ¨Celestia! I am here on behalf of your request! I hope we can discuss civil matters and....um....stuff!!¨ The Diamond Dog, know as King D. Dogo, walks up to Celestia and plants a kiss on her golden horseshoed hoof, Celestia recoils back. ¨Well...Take a seat, King Diamond Dog Dogo The First, and we will wait for the others. It seems as though you still have...um...that ´charm´ of yours...¨ Celestia forces a smile along with the comment.

¨Ya know, Celestia...I never realized how big your castle really is! Oh, by the way...where are your guards?¨ Just then, another comes through the door and drags themselve´s to the  oval shaped table. The said creature was a Griffin. The Griffin sits down on the chair made for him, and takes a short sip of his tea. ¨Oh, well my dear Celestia...How has your day been going? I hear you´ve had some trouble with a few ´puppies´...How unfortunate.¨ The Griffin gives Celestia a sly smile, knowing all the facts...Celestia is unamused. ¨Well...As I was saying...Thank you for the....comment.... Lord Griffindon...We have a special guest joining us today...But for now...Please enjoy the tea and biscuits I have had put out.¨ Lord Griffindon gives a sigh and sits down right. Right then, a door broke open (Which is the third time this has happened) and comes out an abstract looking pony that´s just as tall as Celestia. ¨Celestia...How long it´s been since my royal takeover....Now...That you have-¨

¨Just sit down. We came to talk politics over some tea and biscuits, not a revenge. Now be a good bug and sit down.¨ The ´Bug´ that Celestia refers sits down, wanting to know more about these ¨Politics¨. King D. Dogo leans over to the bug-horse.. ¨You´re entrance was almost as spectacular as mine...I must give you credit....never thought of breaking through the door like that.¨ The bug horse known as Queen Chrysalis leans in with him. ¨It´s about the voice. You need to make it boo-¨ ¨AHEM.¨ Celestia replies to the two´s bickering. ¨Now, shall we get this meeting into order? First I shall take attendance. Chrysalis?¨ Queen Chrysalis looks up from giggling with the diamond dog, and replies. ¨I´m here, Celestia. Now can we get on with this? It´s getting kind of boring already.¨ Celestia fumes up a bit. Her face a shade redder from her anger. ¨I gave out Tea and biscuits, so why don´t you go ahead and dig in?¨