DashieXP gets an unexpected visit from Lil' Miss Rarity

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Other, Second Person, Comedy, Rarity, Sex, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 984

Lil' Miss Rarity visits DashieXP.

DashieXP accepts Lil' Miss Rarity for staying with him in his house for a few days and she harasses him.

Published 2016-12-15 04:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-15 04:40:01 UTC

Forced to make a sandwich

You arrive in your kitchen and grab a coup for juice. You see the lady laying down on your couch and says, "Make me a sandwich. But, no crust, Darling. I hate that stuff Also, do you have a lady-like bed for me, because some times I would like my beauty sleep and to relax."

You smirk at her and say to her, "Why would ask to make you a sandwich? I was even going to make me a sandwich, because, I'm hungry for no reason. And I can't even afford a new bed and there's only one bedroom in this house. Shit got me messed up." You pour your juice in your cup and put the juice away in your refrigerator. You see a gun shot go through your cabinet and turn around to see the lady with the gun.

You say to her, "Yo, I just got this new bread, seven grans, so delicious. And I got some Swiss cheese, but, you have to watch your sodium, you don't want to get your stomach big when you eat too much for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. I got honey mustard, I can hook it up with that, I got the good stuff."

The lady glares at you and says, "Where's my sandwich?! And my bed for my beauty sleep."

You say, "My bad, you want some juice? I got some juice, it's-- Huh?"

She still glares at you.

The kill

You get on your phone and dial 911. You put the phone to your ear and wait for an answer. You look out the window to look out for the lady. You hear the cops pick up and say, "Is this cops? Good. N-no I can't hold for a minute, if I need to talk to you, it's now. Now look, it's an emergency, you know that lady, Rarity, from the pony show, yes. OK, listen, she's been staying with me at my house since yesterday. That shit ain't funny, I'm dead serious, she's been threatening me and shit and she has a gun with her. And if you don't know what she looks like, she has purple hair, white skin has arms and legs, and a unicorn horn and she sounds like a lady, well she is a lady, and she's supposed to be a unicorn, but a human version of a unicorn, and uh--" You hear the lady's voice and turn around to see her.

She stares at you and says, "I hope it's not what I think you're doing, Darling."

You look sweaty and nervous. You say, "What's up? What's good, Girl?"

She gives you an angry look and says, "EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME KILLED RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU! I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE PHONE WITH THE COPS, I DON'T LIKE COPS WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO GET ME AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!" Does she literally hate cops.

You look at your phone and say. "Oh, this? It's nothing, it wasn't nobody, it's just my--" You run off in your house.

The lady starts chasing you. You reach a room and try to close the door. She reaches her arm in the room.

She bangs it open and aims the gun at you. You say, "Wait! Wait, I was just playing with you, I didn't call the cops, that was my boy, Bobby, he owes me five dollars, I needed to call him. If you kill me, you can live here and make all of the good ass sandwiches. I'm just saying--"

She shoots you and says, "You put the wrong ingredients I would like in my sandwich!"

The visit

You hear a loud stomping coming at your door. You say, "Who the hell is banging on my door early in the morning?"

You see Lil' Miss Rarity standing in front of you. You ask, "What's good, Rarity? Or Lil' Miss Rarity, because that's what you look like right now and a lot of people talk about you on the internet, and I'm not part of that. So, you have a lot of heat on you and I'm trying to bring that negativity to my place, I got a lot of things right now, I have a tournament coming up. So, what is it you need so you can be on your way, so what's up."

The lady asks you, "I need a place to stay for a few days, Darling."

You say to her, "Ooh, that's not what I have in mind right now, you know what I look like, I'm human and you're an animal who has arms and legs. So, if you don't mind I need to--" You slam the door in her face and peek out the hole on the door. "Jesus Christ, what is with her?"

You see a gun shot go through your door and turn around to see the lady holding a gun. She says, "How dare you deny my request! I hate it when other creatures don't accept my requests, even you." She aims the gun at you. "You want some of this? Because, you're about to get it, Darling."

You say, "Oh come on, you know I was just playing with you about slamming the door in your face, because I knew you were magical and shit. Because, if I did that, you would just magically teleport into my place. So, my friend told me she watches your show, you know like the 'pony show', she knows all of the songs you sang, the one she knows is like 'Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap Up'. You remember that shit, and I heard your friend jumps really high on the show. So, it's cool if you want to stay for a few days, and after that, you need to get out, because I have to do some things."