Twilight's Saucy Fiction

by HardRockLlama

Rating: mature
Tags: Starlight Glimmer, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1047

Twilight Sparkle is writing a story, and she's interrupted by Starlight Glimmer.

In the midnight hours, Twilight sits down to write another chapter in her sexy romance story. Starlight Glimmer is having trouble sleeping and interrupts.

(This short is not cloppy, but it's also not suitable for Teen. It is just barely mature.)

Published 2016-12-16 16:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-16 16:20:01 UTC

The Prince and the Towns-Mare

I wasn’t sure if the weather was just right or what, but I was on a roll with my story. The words simply flowed from my quill onto the parchment before me with ease and coherence. It was as if I was watching the scene in front of me and merely recording a transcript. I hadn’t even glanced at my outline in several hours, and the quill floating in my magic grip furiously wrote as fast as I could think. There was very little stopping me, aside from the occasional moment that I would spend staring at the ceiling trying to recall a particular word.

Spike was asleep in the other room, and I was in the dining area. The low, warm glow from the candles on the table accompanied by the cold sheen of the moon through the skylight set the perfect mood for writing a saucy love scene between Prince Cupcake Sprinkle and his forbidden lover; the lowly towns-mare, Radiant Moonlight. I had been building the characters to this moment for a few days, and as I scribbled the words on the page, I bit my lip and let out a quiet moan.

I took a deep breath, let it out slowly, and chuckled at myself for becoming amorous. It was silly to feel this way from simply thinking up words. I put down the quill and read over what I had so far:

-----
“Are you sure that it’s okay? We are very near to the King and Queen’s quarters.” Moonlight whispered, her hooves trembling with sexual hunger. Her lips quivered nervously as they neared Prince Sprinkle’s perfectly brushed neck. She pecked him softly, and the kisses echoed through the castle halls. They tightly embraced one another on two legs while their fore-hooves wrestled his decorative uniform and her peasant rags from their bodies. He took her roughly, planted her against the wall, and stared deep into her eyes.

“My dear, you shan’t fret, for tonight, I shall make you a princess.” Sprinkle said as he sensually wrapped his fore-legs around her, and gently allowed his hooves to slide down her back. He rested a hoof on her flank, then leaned over and bit her ear while sliding his other hoof under her tail. He felt the enamored heat from her intense desire that radiated even into the wall. His gentle, targeted touch sent her body into a reeling pleasurable agony.

“Enough teasing!” She softly called to him, and then she reached down, and tightly grabbed his-
-----

“What are you doing up?” Starlight suddenly asked from the head of the room.

I quickly stuffed my parchment into a seal, “Nothing! I was just preparing a dissertation on some… stuff.” I said with a small shrug, away from my writing.

“I’m sure it can wait until tomorrow, right?” She suggested.

“You’re probably right, sure.” I chuckled nervously while feeling the intense, unrequited sexual tingling in my face and extremities. “What the f-... I mean, why are you awake at such an hour?”

“I was having trouble sleeping. Tomorrow is the Annual Summer Sun Celebration, and it will be my first one with all of your friends.” Starlight explained while rubbing her right hoof on her left knee.

I laughed, “It’s going to be alright. Just keep doing what you’re doing, Starlight.” I said. I worked my jaw and rubbed my hooves to try and relax the amorous prickling on the back of my head. The lights of the room appeared to brighten as my eyes dilated, and my body was sent completely into a bestial mode, hungering for carnal release.

“Who were you writing to?” Starlight asked while nodding her horn toward the table.

My first mental response was to tell her that it was none of her business and to get lost, but my rational brain stopped the words before I made that mistake. I had actually written a letter to Princess Celestia earlier, and for some reason right then, I felt the need to prove to Starlight that I was not up to anything naughty… which I was.

I picked up the parchment in my magic, careful not to present the wrong one, and floated it to her, “Would you like to proof it for me really quick?”

Starlight started to open it, but shook her head and smiled. Her horn flashed, and so did the letter, and then it zapped and fizzled away into magically luminescent sparks, “I’m too tired to read your hoof-writing, and I’m sure it’s fine. You over think things like that.”

I shrugged, “You’re probably right, and you should probably get to bed.”

“Are you going to sleep anytime soon?” Starlight asked with her head cocked.

“I’m kind of into this right now, but I’ll lie down soon.” I smiled politely, when I really wanted to tell her to leave immediately. I felt like I had spilled something on my chair, so I crossed my legs to hide it. “You go ahead.” I said, still polite but a tiny bit forceful.

Starlight smiled and nodded, “Alright, I’ll see you in the morning.”

“Good.” I said while unsealing my “dissertation” and putting a quill to it. Starlight was too far away to read it, but I still felt the need to turn it away from her.

“Don’t stay up too late.” Starlight said on her way out the door, which she closed behind her.

“Oh, I’ll pass right out after I break out some toys first.” I whispered to myself. I unrolled the parchment, bit my lip, and felt the heat rise into my face once more. I’ll just get through the next couple of paragraphs, and then I’ll retire to my bedroom for a bit of “alone-time”. I was so happy that Spike had his own room in the castle, and Starlight stayed in a faraway quarter, because this particular night was going to be very active, and I did not plan on being discrete.

Anyway, where was I:

-----
Dear Princess Celest-
-----

“Wait… Oh, my gosh… no…”

Author's Note

After writing this, I realized this was the basis for that movie Road Trip... I decided not to scrap it, and I hope you enjoyed it anyway. ;)