
Confound These Pony Names, They Send Me To Hospital
Anonymous recalls the events - and the name - which led to him waking up in hospital.
After banging his head, Anon wakes up in Ponyville General Hospital. The nurse wants to know how the accident happened, so he tells her the truth: it was all down to a name.
Why? Well, ponies may not think much about their names and what they mean — but Anonymous is not a pony.
As such, something which sounds normal to them sounds extraordinarily dirty to him...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The story may be rated Mature, but it does not contain any sex or violence. I just wasn't prepared to take any chances with the rating, given the content. Also, the ending may seem a bit... iffy.


2233 words: Estimated 11 minutes to read
1 Chapter:
- One-Shot 2016-12-17 14:43:46 UTC2233