After banging his head, Anon wakes up in Ponyville General Hospital. The nurse wants to know how the accident happened, so he tells her the truth: it was all down to a name.

Why? Well, ponies may not think much about their names and what they mean — but Anonymous is not a pony.

As such, something which sounds normal to them sounds extraordinarily dirty to him...

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The story may be rated Mature, but it does not contain any sex or violence. I just wasn't prepared to take any chances with the rating, given the content. Also, the ending may seem a bit... iffy.