Oh to be Old Again
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at. Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
43 Chapters:
- 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? 2012-07-02 23:00:16 UTC1799
- 2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence 2012-07-04 02:52:08 UTC1278
- 3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? 2012-07-06 05:49:59 UTC1378
- 4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing 2012-07-06 05:40:55 UTC1075
- 5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan 2012-07-19 18:05:09 UTC1615
- 6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie 2012-08-22 21:51:32 UTC1572
- Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment 2012-07-23 04:56:02 UTC1033
- 7 - Pony SOAP Opera 2012-08-15 15:19:15 UTC1592
- 8 - Family Matters 2012-07-21 01:43:23 UTC1804
- 9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick 2012-07-26 03:27:26 UTC1469
- 9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice 2012-07-29 20:32:24 UTC1380
- 10 - Emotional Log Ride 2012-07-29 21:45:22 UTC1757
- 11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest 2012-07-30 00:11:33 UTC2026
- 12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon 2012-08-11 07:02:44 UTC2314
- 13 - Urine for a Surprise! 2012-08-06 05:26:35 UTC1639
- 14 - PARTY HARDLY 2012-08-10 15:46:29 UTC1656
- 15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist 2012-08-12 22:59:15 UTC2717
- Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment 2012-08-22 19:49:45 UTC1809
- 16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party 2012-08-15 23:20:49 UTC3340
- 17 - Of Mares and Men 2012-08-25 02:55:25 UTC1453
- 18 - Impending Frilly Socks 2012-08-26 20:13:42 UTC1800
- Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus 2012-09-02 10:10:14 UTC2412
- 19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 2012-09-05 01:45:50 UTC1383
- 20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap 2012-09-09 18:26:10 UTC7007
- 21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill 2012-09-25 20:21:24 UTC6001
- 22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke 2012-10-06 01:30:49 UTC1844
- 23 - Lovesong 2012-10-25 04:01:07 UTC4439
- 24 - In Sickness and in Health 2012-11-16 20:08:23 UTC4262
- Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! 2012-11-28 19:21:34 UTC3677
- 25 - Down with a Sickness 2013-01-13 05:08:33 UTC8542
- 26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. 2013-02-02 08:00:05 UTC2949
- 27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious 2013-05-09 14:52:04 UTC3850
- 28 - Eyes Wide Shut 2013-05-17 05:05:56 UTC2060
- Interlude 4: Parabola Parable 2013-07-02 06:06:43 UTC2695
- OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE 2013-07-12 14:43:02 UTC439
- 29 - From the Mouths of Foals 2013-07-17 19:35:47 UTC5269
- Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER 2013-08-25 05:03:07 UTC4329
- 30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? 2014-03-04 18:31:21 UTC15252
- 31 - Delayed Reaction 2014-03-21 06:00:57 UTC2275
- 32 - Soap and the Flavors Of 2014-05-05 21:13:54 UTC3789
- 33 - Big Boy Toys 2014-09-25 18:30:53 UTC4253
- 34 - ... oops? 2015-04-01 17:48:21 UTC851
- 34 - Let's Do Lunch 2015-09-09 02:11:57 UTC3203