f.i.b: Friends in black

by parodymaker34

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Alternate Universe
Length: 1224

theres confidental, theres secret, theres top secret...then theres the f.i.b...

When twilight discovers something which shouldn't be possible, a changeling in celestia's castle, she does some digging and finds a top secret agency. (set after whichever episode introduced pinkie's party cave)

(is told in a script style but still story telling style when you see these ().)

(I do not own any charecters in this story)
(rated t as men in black is not a kids movie and one or two shipping jokes)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-17 22:49:01 UTC

my little changeling,wait what?

/activate

.//activating...

.//welcome to the F.I.B database

/load incident #1997

[classified]

/password: forget. conceal.erase

.//loading.....

chapter 1

spike: achoo! (twilight quickly used her magic to put out the fire before it burned down the chariot) spike: I still don't know how that magic fire just know accidently lit something on fire twilight: careful we cant burn this letter, well we can but princess celestia will send me to the moon for ninety thousand years then to mars for one year (as the chariot dragged by two pegausi landed twilight franticly ran into celestia's castle and teleported into her throne room) twilight: celsetia sorry I'm late spike was sick and- spike: you left the letter when you teleported twilight: oh il go get it (as twi walked through the hall she noticed something...weird through a door that was left open) twilight:a changeling! royal guard#1:your disguise randomly stopped working during that wedding so we need to make you a new OC changeling: fine but I am NOT being another character who talks they get shipped the most royal guard#1:oh come on!royal guard#2:hes right there not even made anthro in the creepy fanart (twilight couldn't believe what she was seeing! could they be rouge? or does the princess know?) spike: hey twi- twilight: ssh! they'll hear you! changeling: what was that? (twilight grabbed spike and teleported out of the room before they guards could come out and see who it was) celestia: so I gave her a purposely gave her a messed up egg to screw with her but I didn't count on it actually hatching guards: hahaha (twilight teleported into the room on top of the guards) guards: ow! twilight: ow I landed on their horns spike: sooo I have the letter

(that night twilight couldn't sleep, she kept thinking about what she saw, she had to find out what whatever she saw was) twilight: spike I have to go not break into celestia's castle watch the owl spike: ok il watch my replacement twilight: thanks spike: wait no I was being sar- (before spike could finish twilight was already teleported out of there) spike: bucking unicorns, hey wait if I was sick then couldent the owl have- (spike shut up)

.//chapter one completed proceed to next chapter

the investigation

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//loading

(as twilight made her way through the halls of the castle at night she began to get more sweaty, could this means the changelings survived that fall? the questions started to pile up as twilight opened the door and looked through the file drawer located in the room) twilight: lets see, changeling changeling changeling... there! (she opened a folder labeled "changeling project 10" as she read her eyes widened like when she saw the weirdness of discord and pinkie's poker night)

(the folder read |)

     v

after recovering what was left of the changeling hive after there fall me and queen chrysalis set up a secret agreement to allow the changelings to live in ponyvile in secret, agents to monitor them are as follows: rainbowdash, fluttershy, rarity, pinkie pie, applejack and dragon unit 108 aka "spike" twilight: even spike? (twilight couldn't believe everyone was involved with whatever this was, it continued to read|)

     v

base of operations for any new agents is located in a secret sector of pinkie's part cave twilight: I cant-how-when? iv dug too deep I need to forget this and go home, maybe see discord's poker night, how did we even play on the celling?

.//chapter 2 completed proceed to chapter 3

joining them?

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(twilight slept much easier that night, she didn't plan on saying anything to her friends because if any officials or her friends revealed she was reading top secret files it could land her in alot of trouble, she was about go about her day when she heard a knock on her door, she opened it to see fluttershy in a black suit and glasses) twilight: fluttershy? what are you doing here? fluttershy: I'm-I'm here for something important involving you and- twilight: the shippers? fluttershy: what? twilight: they make bad fanfics about us on pirate ships fluttershy: oh I thought you meant- never mind  Im really here to- twilight: where they have us having se- spike: t rating twi  fluttershy: its involving you a-and the F.I.B (spike immediately recognized what fluttershy was talking about and went back in) fluttershy: one of the changelings we designed an OC found that the files were tampered with and we traced it back to you, but don't worry we wont do anything bad twilight: good I don't have to blackmail you fluttershy: wait you were going to blackmail me? twilight:....no fluttershy: I was told to tell you everything about the agents (suddenly there was a green flash and there was a changeling  with yellow eyes standing in front of her) fluttershy: this is what we all are twilight: your a changeling?....too? fluttershy and spike: huh? (there was another green flash and twilight was now a purple eyed changeling) twilight: me and my family were undercover working for chrysalis until we fell through the cracks and forgot all that fluttershy: well I was also told to ask you to join us if you would like to help equstria more (before twilight could respond fluttershy turned back into a Pegasus handed, or hoofed her a card that said F.I.B and flied away from the site, another night twilight was pacing through the floors) spike: how are you even getting through those crystals? twilight: oh great now I have to think about how I'm doing that spike: il go buy extra floors (twilight eventually decided, yes. she'll be equestrian more and possibly learn more about

changeling culture) spike: good luck not sounding racist (how are you even hearing me?)

.//chapter 3 complete, proceed to chapter 4

meeting the F.I.B

/load  incident 1997 chapter 4

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(as twilight was walking through sugar cube corner a pink eyed changeling jumped out and hissed at twilight) twilight: ah! (twilight then realized who it was and was annoyed) twilight: seriously? pinkie pie: ha I got you, fluttershy told me you were coming over here twilight: so you know why I'm here? pinkie pie: yep so I converted the floor into an elevator (pinkie then pressed a button then the floor started rushing down while twilight was trying to hold onto the corner) twilight: where are we going? pinkie pie: what? I cant hear you ( the elevator eventually landed on the floor of a large white room that was full of changelings and 4 changeling were waiting infront of the elevator with the princess) celestia: welcome the the hq, here we police and monitor changelings living here in secret in ponyvile and the rest of equstria while covering up there existence by wiping witnesses memory twilight: so like men in black celsestia: what in black? twilight: nothing never mind (twilight then stepped off the elevator and they went off to protect equestrian without it even knowing)

.//file end

(it is then shown kay is typing the chapter) jay: hey are you writing a fan fic? kay: ah! jay: haha! you were your a bron- (kay uses neutralizer on jay) jay: what was i doing? kay: you were writing a bad fan fic