One Present Too Many....

"Starlight, do you really think you can stop the rainboom, don't underestimate little dash," Twilight bragged as she stared down her opponent Starlight Glimmer in the past Cloudsdale.

"Oh yeah.... well..." Starlight began as she produced a spell, "Watch This!"  She sent the spell flying towards the young cyan Pegasus, who was about to make her first sonic rainboom.  All of a sudden three fillies, one orange, one white, and one tan now hung from her.

"Whaaa!!! What is this! who sent all these babies to fly?!" Dash yelled as she slowly sank to the clouds with the three fillies clinging to her side, cooing and spouting out gibberish that could only be described as baby speak.

"Oh Noooo!!" Twilight screamed as reality began to warp around them, "We're being sucked back into the present..."

Spike and Twilight opened their eyes to see a wasteland.  Metal parts and pony bones littered the ground around them.  The ground was a grayish and had a cold metallic feel to it.

"What happened here?" Spike asked as he looked at the round table that had magically teleported with them somehow.

"I don't know Spike, but with all these 80's graphics, I'd have to say that we're in a robot movie," Twilight said as she analyzed the ground around her.  The two looked up as a loud boom echoed across the sky.  They seen a large pony-like creature moving from the crater and moving towards them.  It looked like the large white Pegasus stallion Bulk Biceps, but they couldn't be sure.

"Hello?" Twilight called out sheepishly to the pony moving toward them.

"Twilight Sparkle,...." came the heavily accented voice of the pony walking towards them.  "You have been targeted for termination by Dashnet.....  Come with me if you want to live..." the huge pony said as he came closer.  The pony was indeed Bulk Biceps, but he was different.  Half of his left foreleg was made of steel, and half of his face was missing.  In it's place was a steel skull, and a bright red sphere that represented it's eye.

"NOOOOO!!!.......... NO, NO, NO!!!!" Spike yelled at the metal fused pony.  "We have had enough terminator movies!  NO MORE!!!!" he screamed as he clenched his claws and turned around.

"Let's get outta here and get to the choppa Spike, and you..." Twilight said to the terminator pony, "We'll be back....  Not really, so don't wait up..." she said as she called upon her magic.

"TWILIGHT!" Spike yelled as they were taken from the present reality and thrown back into the past.

"What?  I couldn't help myself Spike," She said as the returned to Cloudsdale.

They appeared back in Cloudsdale at the moment that Rainbow dash was struck with the three young fillies.  Starlight was grinning ear to ear as she watched the two walk towards her.

"Have fun did we?" she asked, smirking an evil smirk.

"Starlight, you can send us to as many 80's movies you want, but you'll never break our sense of morality!!" Twilight yelled, before going back in her mind to double check what she had said.

"Well then..." Starlight began, "How..........  about this for a Schwarzenegger accent.... Hasta la vista, Baby!!!" She yelled as she shot a small rainbow colored foal at the original RD, who was trying yet again to make her first rainboom.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Twilight yelled as a huge Bulk Biceps Terminator pony grabbed her and spike and disappeared.

Starlight began to laugh as she pulled out a Macintosh U Phone.  She pulled up an app called I Tube, and watched the latest video called The Future, Ooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Twilight opened her eyes to see a gray pony with a large white beard and a crazy appearance.  "St.....St...... Starswirl the the Bearded?!?" Twilight gasped in complete fangirl mode.

"Hmmm!!" the bearded pony snapped as he focused on Twilight.  "How the Luna did you get in here!?!" He said, or rather yelled in surprise.

Twilight took a look for the first time at her new surroundings.  She was in a vehicle of some sort.  The dash was littered with switches and knobs and buttons.  The thought of Spike suddenly crossed her mind.  "Spike???  SPIIIIIKE?!!?" Twilight called out in the vehicle.

"Twiligh!!" came a muffled sound underneath Twilight.  "I'm under here!!" came Spike's voice again.

"Spike, my name is Starswirl,  but ponies have also called me............ Tim," The strange pony said as he somehow drove the strange vehicle.  "Great Derp! Look my young Fellow..."

"I'm a Mare!!!" Twilight interrupted.

"Oh, well excuse me my lady!" Starswirl said as he tipped his wizard hat, bells jingling as he did.  "Oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!!  5.34 DERPAMETERS, THAT'S IT! HIT THE SWITCH THERE MY BOY!!!" he yelled as he gave Twilight a half crazed look.

She sighed as she flipped a switch under the screen that read 5.34.  "Why 5.34, wouldn't it be better at 1.81 or something?"

"1.81, no that's not enough and I like the number 5.... it's also a very tasty number" he said with a blank look.

The car lurched forward and seemed to fly.  Twilight looked out of one of the windows and seen what appeared to be, "Plaid! We've gone to plaid!" she screamed as she looked to her hooves, relieved that she hadn't turn the color scheme.

"Plaid?" Starswirl asked suspiciously.  "Must be the effect of the new Ludicrous speed module I installed?  Hmmm.... interesting..." he said as equations of numbers and cakes began to travel through his head.  He liked cake..... he took a bite of the one closest to him, but looked back curiously when the cake screamed at him.  The cake then turned into Twilight's hoof, which was pointing out of the vehicle.

"OUCH!!!  What the Hay is wrong with you!" she screamed before screaming again.  "WHAT'S THAT!!!"  Her face and hoof were now staring at a massive creature in front of them.

"Uh-oh!" Spike said,  "BRONY!!!" he screamed as he broke out of the car and ran as fast as his claws could carry him.

The massive brony brought his large spectacled face to the vehicle and dragon running away.  "NO WAY!!!" The brony's voice thundered as he picked up the vehicle in his overly large hand.  "A limited edition delorian and... and...  OMG!!!!" he screamed.  "TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!! OH MY GOSH!!! AND STARSWIRL THE BEARDED!!!" he screamed like a huge girl.  "I have to call Dash about this and.... SPIKE TOO!!!" he yelled as he grabbed the tiny dragon from his hiding place under a piece of paper.

"NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!! LET ME GOOO!! PLEASE!!!" Spike wailed as the brony lifted him into the air.

"WHAT?!!! YOU CAN TALK TOO!!!  OH YOU ARE DEFINATLY GOING IN THE COLLECTION!!" he said as he turned and began to walk through a massive doorway.  He then took a hand and reached into one of his pockets and pulled out a huge phone.  The phone sprang to life as the brony called the one known as Dash.   "Hey Dash, T. Sparks here, and your never gonna believe what just happened here at the sparkle cave.  What! NO! I didn't find another Twixie video... again!" he spoke into the phone as he walked into a room full of nothing but ponies.

"This is where we die Twilight," Spike said with a horrible tone.  "I just want to tell you that I have a huge crush on..."

"Rarity, please Spike, everypony knows that," she interrupted spike.

"Well yeah, I know, everypony but Rarity..." he said slowly and sadly as the car shuddered when the brony took another step.

"Cheer up Spike, maybe this room is for his sister or something..." Twilight said sheepishly as they were carried farther into the room.

"Come one Twilight! this guy has a tattoo on his arm that says Twidash forever with a questionable picture of you and Rainbow Dash, and to add to it he has a shirt with Vinyl scratch and Octavia on it!  This dude's a full on brony!" Spike yelled angrily.

"Just trying to be optimistic," she said, a little hurt.  "WHAH!!! WHAT IS THAT!!!" she yelled as she looked at a large shelf with what looked like a pony, but was covered in an orange dust.

"I don't think I wanna know," Spike said as they approached the shelf.

"THE SHELF!!!" came Starswirl's voice out of nowhere.

"Excuse me?" Twilight yelled in surprised.

"The shelf, if we could get on the shelf, I could get us out of here!" he said, checking the numbers in his head, and then rechecking after eating half of the numbers.

"Alright.... so how about I just do this...." Twilight said as her horn lit up and they all teleported, but Starswirl, who was left in the giant hand of the brony who had began to eye the dust covered pony with a look of fantasy.  Just then, a certain theme song came on.

My Little Pony, My Little Pony,  Ahhh Ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhh......

"Huh, it's on! it's on! Dash it's on! Oh my gosh it's on! My Little Pony! My Little Pony!!!" the brony sang with a voice that would've made  a cat sound good.  He began to jump and throw his arms up, tossing the crazy mage where he landed on the shelf with the dusty pony, beginning to see birds as be blacked out.

Twilight and Spike appeared in Cloudsdale and looked over to see the vehicle they had just arrived in plummeting to the ground.  When it hit, the car exploded, leaving behind a massive mushroom cloud.

"Now to finish this!" Twilight said as she began to run towards the only unicorn in the floating city.  "STOP!!!" she yelled as Starlight began to grin and light her horn up.  "Before we get transported into a major robot movie like Transformers, or.... or..... a Pinkie Pie dream!!" she exclaimed as she approached Starlight.

"Ohh, look Rainbow Dash, it's..."

"STOP RIGHT THERE STARLIGHT!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!!" Twilight yelled.

"You want to know do you?!" starlight said as she called her magic back, "I'll show you!"

The two ponies and Spike disappeared and then reappeared in a small village.  The place was calm and the ponies seemed nice.  There was a commotion going on at a small house where a small colt was being raised into the air.

"oh Sunburst, now that you know magic we're going to send you to private school ok, no need to worry about any pony here" one of the adult ponies said to the floating young colt.

"Private school, yay, sure am glad I have no friends here to miss me or go evil or anything like that!" the colt said as he was carried off.

In the dark alley by the crowd, there was just such a pony, a small pigtailed filly who watched the movement with tear filled eyes.

"No...  I can't lose you too sunburst.... my only friend..." she said through tears and hiccups.  "First my parents and now this..." she choked out before feeling a rush of wind and rushing hooves.  "What!"

"Oh you poor thing, I'll be your mama now," Twilight said as she picked up the young unicorn with her hooves.

"Really!" the younger version of Starlight said.

"Oh no, memories are flooding my brain!!" the current Starlight cried as she watched her new old life play back in her mind.  she seen herself when she gained her cutie mark to when she graduated from magic school, and the whole time there was a new pony in her memories, cheering her on and helping her succeed, Twilight.   "MAMA!" she cried as she rushed Twilight, who tightly embraced her new Daughter/friend/whatever.

"Uh guys?" Spike asked as he watched the scene with confusion.  "What's going on here?" he asked as he looked to apparently nothing.  When he didn't receive an answer he reached up and found a rope attached to a curtain.  "Well that's all folks, bye bye!" he said as he pulled the rope and the huge black curtain fell, ending the story...

"Hello?!" came the voice of a crazed mage.  "Where am I, and where's my car man, I have to get home...."