Author's Note

In this story Sunset Shimmer is has a penis.

1st Note - A Morning Minuet

The sounds of Sr Pelo's table abuse and screaming causes the Siren and Phoenix to awaken.

"How many times do I have to tell you to change that stupid alarm. Its fucking annoying." Growls Sunset.

"Hush dear, you know very well that's the only thing that wakes me up in the morning." Says Adagio, sitting up to strech. She's caught by surprise for Sunset grabbed her breasts. "Hey, don't touch the merchandise unless you're buying."

Sunset let go and frowned "You only say that because I can't make comebacks."

Adagio sticks out her tongue in a cute mischievous way. She gets off the the bed to walk towards the closet. She stops at the closet turns to smirk at Sunset. "It's really cute when you fap."

Sunset turned a deep red. "I WASN'T FAPPING! I was just had an itch!"

"Honey, please, I know you were beating your meat because you make that one face where you stick your tongue out smiling. Sunny we've been together for 2 years now and I know you very well, in fact I know you better than you know yourself."

"Yeah but you still can't prove I was fapping."

Adagio pointed to the mirror next to her with a big smile.

Sunset covered her face unable to make another word.

Adagio starts laughing "That's why I love you." she then steps into the closet to find some clothes.

"Hey Adagio,"

"Yes, Dear?"

"Have you been able to get the job at that one salon or no?"

"Yeah, I got it. also I've been getting a lot of cramps lately and whole bunch of other weird shit. Do you think I should go to the doctor?" Adagio steps out of the closet wear a black "not your waifu" t-shirt. She gives herself a quick lookover in the mirror. Satisified with her style she turns to Sunset who is still in bed trying to sleep. She walks over and yanks the blanket from her. "RISE AND SHINE DARLING!!"

"NO THE LIGHT IT BURNS!!!!" Growls Sunset, curling into ball.

"What the fuck do you mean it burns. You are the light." Adagio pins Sunset down. "The light of my life." the siren kisses the phoenix on her forehead. "Now please get out of bed."

"But I don't want to." cries Sunset.

"You have to, because you got work and I'll be lonely sitting down there by myself." Adagio made a frown.

"Fine, Fine. I'll go down there." Sunset attempted to move but couldn't because Adagio still had her pinned. "I'm not going to say it."

Adagio continued her hold, not with a frown but with a big smug grin. She knew very well that if she held long enough, the phoenix would break.

"Fine then." Sunset took a deep breath. "As you wish, My Mistress." Sunset opened her eyes to find that Adagio wasn't there which just made her even more embarrased. "ADAGIO, YOU FUCKING SUCK!" Sunset jumps out of bed. She stomps toward her dresser and grabs a sports bra and some heart boxers. She then grabs a long sleeve worn out Orange sweater. She runs down the stairs to find Adagio drinking some coffee with Sonata and Aria. Sunset glares at her wife while Adagio smirks back at her. "why do you make me do that?" groans the Phoenix.

"Because you're so cute and I love you so much" coos the Siren.

"I thought I was the cute one?" Says Sonata in her usual confused tone.

Adagio shoots a look at Sonata. "You're the idiot. Not the cute one."

"Can I be a cute idiot?"

Adagio groans "Yeah, sure whatever."

"Alright, what did you want us here for Adagio?" Asked Aria clearly tired and cranky. She was not a morning person.

Adagio took a deep breath and spoke with a worried tone. "I think I might be pregnant."