Like Fire

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I've taken it all to mind for the next chapters!

"WHAT?!" I jumped back in shock.
Switchblade just laughed. "You're kidding me right? She has the Equestrian softness. She couldn't fight for her life."
I need a lie, quick! GOT IT "When I was human, Some rapist attacked me. When he tried to take my clothes off to fuck me I kicked him in the balls and stole his gun, I got him to jail."
Switchblade looked at me in shock. "S- She's human?"
Fuck, this is how I die.
Suddenly Lightning stepped in the way. "Yes she is, problem Katlyn?"
She's Fucking human too? Godamnit, I thought I was special
Switch shook her head. "N-Not at all. Take her on a tour of the army station, you can train her, I trust you that she's the one."
Lightning nodded and turned to leave to room, flicking his thunderbolt-shaped tail, signaling for me to follow. I trotted out of the room, trying to catch up with my new tour guide. He led me out of the tunnel into the dark ravine.
"This is the Center. All of the Ravines and tunnels are connected here." He said once we exited. He trotted into another tunnel. He shot me a sharp glare that told me Stay fucking silent or I'll burn you alive. And I obeyed.
He dropped his voice into a very quiet whisper.
"This is Night Owl, he is blind, but sometimes, I think he sees more than us. Make no comments, he has REALLY sharp hearing."
I nodded and followed.
At the end of the (FUKKEN LONG) tunnel was a navy-blue earth pony staring at some crave drawings. His eyes had no color, and were just a creepy stark white.
Suddenly his head whipped around and her stared at me with a hard cold glare.
"Who is that. Tell me what this pony looks like. Lightning? Is that you? Tell me."
"It's me. This is... umm... Seriously what is your name?" He stuttered. Night Owl sighed.
I need a name FAST! "I'm um.... Fire, umm... Fire Star! I'm an orange alicorn with a red mane and tail but only my mane has markings like fire."
"Your eyes." Night croaked.
"My What?!"
"Your eyes, what do they look like?" Night repeated.
"They're blue. Why?"
"No, remove the hair covering your left eye." Night commanded.
"How did you-?" I was cut off by a white hoof. I looked over to see Lightning giving me a look that said: Don't question it.
He moved his hoof from my mouth and brushed my hair out of my face and let out a gasp of shock.
My other eye was blood red with a golden pupil.

Five hours of me having a panic attack later

"That was... eventful." Lightning remarked as we left the cave. "Let's finish the tour later, I want to see if you have battle instinct. As we make it to the training room, I will ask you a few questions. Okay?"
I nodded.
"Okay, first question. If you wake up to find that the Equestrian army has invaded, what would you do?"
I stood up on my hind legs and shouted in my best Royal Canterlot Voice: "THROW THE CHEESE!" Causing Lightning to fall back in a fit of laughter. Me joining him soon after.
When he got up, he asked. "Okay, be serious, what would you do?"
"Grab the biggest weapon and go apeshit on their asses." I said in the most serious tone possible, earning a giggle from Lightning.
"Question number two," He continued as we were walking. "What is the weapon of your choice and why, please be serious, for once, I know it's hard but I know you can do it!"
"Several swords, hold all of them with my magic, fuck up some guards, no need to reaload."
"If you're ever sent to spy, would you use an invisibility spell and get a bad headache, or rely on your stealth skills and risk getting caught?"
"Magic, no shit sherlock."
"If you get caught and Celestia's guards torture or rape you, will you tell them anything?"
"Oh HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL no."
"Good." Lightning said. "Wait here, I'll be right back."
"PSST!"
"Huh?"
"PSST!"
I turned around to see, Lyra? Dafuq?
"You should totally ask Lightning Strike out, he's totally into you." She said.
I blushed madly. "He's just my trainer, anyway I only want to be friends."
Lyra shook her head. "Don't friendzone him! All the mares want him but he's rejected each one, now the first mare he likes is the only mare that doesn't back?! No no no, bad pony, this is a huge chance, consider it, please." She whispered before retreating into the dark tunnel.
I then mimicked my best Ace Ventura voice and said. "ALLLRIGHTY THEN!"

Another (Fukken short) chapter.
I have a question, should I post more chapters more often that are short or longer chapters that come out less?