Calm The Rainbow

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Sex
Length: 1186

Rainbow Dash is about to attack you. However, you find an ingenious way to make her non hostile.

Rainbow Dash is about to attack you. However, you find an ingenious way to make her non hostile.

Published 2016-12-25 11:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-25 11:10:02 UTC

Rainbow Dash Gets Defeated

Within a dark, dense forest a bipedal being, who wore a fine black tuxedo power walked his way in what he hoped was the way out of these creepy ass woods. In-fact, the forest was so dense hardly any sunshine could be seen upon the forest floor. This being was you and you had no idea how the fuck you got here, but it did seem very cliché.

To put a long story short you did eventually find an opening in the trees, but you saw something you could have never expected… well maybe a little…. Okay maybe a lot. This seemed strangely familiar to you, but you didn’t know exactly why.

A somewhat medieval-like town was presented before you. Though, it looked far cleaner since there were no gong farmers and corpse wagons filled with plague victims.

Nonetheless, you were quite scared to find yourself in such a place. The last thing you wanted was to end up as some sort of sacrifice to a crazy cult. Just when you were about to turn around to head back into the woods, you saw a small, light blue, winged horse with a rainbow mane flying toward you at great speed.

Even if you tried to run… it would be of no use. For a mere second later the small, four foot tall rainbow pony was upon you. The pony flapped her wings as she hovered in mid-air before you, staring at you with her huge, nearly basketball sized eyes very harshly, narrowed to pinpricks.

“Who the hay are you?!” she shouted, shoving you with her two front hooves… with such force you were sent tumbling over to land in a heap on the ground.

“Ow! Why the fuck did you do that for, you fucking gay horse!?” you roared.

“You dare insult me... Rainbow Dash?!” she shouted.

The mare uttered a loud, angry neigh whilst she stomped her two front hooves with such force upon the ground they caused a small earthquake, leaving two large craters in the earth beneath her in their wake. You gulped in terror at the sight of seeing quite literally steam spewing out of her ears as she stared at you with a look of pure psychotic rage.

Rainbow Dash lunged toward you, to bring herself right over you, a loud nicker left her when she raised her hooves high to ready herself for the killing blow.

With utter desperation to save your life you raised your right arm with lightning speed in order to use a most powerful defense mechanism known only to humanity… a gentle scratch behind her ear.

The mare’s eyes widen in surprise, her hooves still hit into you, causing you to wince in pain. However, her hooves hit into you at nowhere near the same force she intended. The mare's legs shook like jelly as you continued to scratch her ear.

“Hey, don’t do that!” she roared, slapping your hand away. “You have lost weird ass ape! I shall make your death quick and painless.”

“No… no, noooo! You have lost!” you shouted in defiance, raising your arms to begin scratching behind both her ears simultaneously.

“Ahhhh…nnggghh! mmmmm… hhhhaaaa, s-stop that!” she protested, despite the wonderful feeling.

You ignored her, instead adding another powerful attack upon her. With quick speed you moved your right hand away from her ear onto her belly.

“Mmmmmm, ah, ah ah! What are you doing?!”

You gave her answer by gently stroking your hand across her tummy. Within the space of two seconds the mare’s legs gave way, before she fell limp as a bonefish upon you. Not wanting her to escape, you quickly turned her over onto her back, before you began mercilessly rubbing her belly with both hands.

“UNLIMITED POWERRRRAAAAAA!” you shouted demonically.

Rainbow Dash’s whole body shook erratically, low moans and quiet horsey sounds were escaping her lips every few seconds from your monstrous assault of belly rubs.

“Noooo… mmmmm, nnggghhaaa, ssssss stop… stop… ah ah ah, it feels…. so…. so good!” she weakly protested.

“Only if you promise not to hurt me,” you spoke softly.

“I promise! Neehhhaaa, I promise I-I… mmmm, neeehhhhh, I won't hurt you! Aaaahhhhh, ah, ah, ah, mmmmm. Please stop! You're going to make me cum!” she cried out.

Against your better judgement… some unseen force possibly made you release Rainbow Dash. However, you soon wished you hadn't.

The moment you released her the mare atop you spinned her body around at such speed she was little more than a rainbowish blur.

Acting quickly, you rose both your arms again to save yourself… only for her to grab both your hands with her powerful hooves halfway, before she firmly pushed your hands down to your sides.

You closed your eyes, awaiting death. Before, for a brief moment you felt a most strange, soft and wet sensation upon your mouth… a kiss.

You opened your eyes to see Rainbow Dash looking down at you with bedroom eyes

“Let’s have sex!” she shouted excitedly, somewhat ruining the moment.

“But Rainbow, I’ve only known you for less than ten minutes! Plus, you tried to kill me!”

“That only makes it even hotter! Plus, even if I did kill you my friend Twilight could just perform necromancy magic upon your corpse and you’ll be good as new!”

“Again, you tried to kill me.”

“I don’t know what came over me, Okay? It was like as if some outside force forced me to do it.”

“Yeah, I had that same feeling when I stopped rubbing your belly,” you said quietly, shifting your eyes from left to right.

A long awkward silence ensued. The only sounds between you were your rapid heart beat and quick breaths of air.

“So, you want to have sex?” she said softly.

“No, Rainbow,” you said firmly.

“Awwww!“ she whined sadly, rolling herself off you.

You sat up and leaned against a nearby tree. “But I will give you a belly rub.”

Once again, the mare became little more than a rainbowish blur at the speed she moved. The next thing you knew you found her lying on her back upon your lap.

“Rub my belly!” she demanded.

You sighed, if this what it took to gain her friendship and a decent life in this alien world, you were going to give her one hell of a belly rub. Even if she ended up ejaculating all over your pants.

At least you didn’t have to have sex with her. Well, she is pretty cute, she has lovely rosey red eyes, big blue buns…

‘Oh god, I’m becoming a horse fucker already,’ came your panicked thoughts.

… and to make things even worse, your cock rose to poke her well toned backside, the silky soft flesh of her ass felt absolutely incredible.

“You like my butt, don’t you?” she said sexfully, looking up at you with bedroom eyes.

“Uhhh, no,“ you replied nervously.

“Just you wait, you’ll be cumming inside me... Rainbow Dash soon enough,” she said in a mocking tone.

‘Stupid sexy pony!’ you screamed through your mind.

End