Pinkie's Bouncy Night-Off

Early one morning: a faint glow of orange and crimson peeks over the horizon, with Ponyville still relatively dark: Celestia hasn't even risen her Sun yet.

There is a knock at the door, and seconds later, a hot pink blur comes zipping down the stairs and across Sugarcube Corner to swing the door wide open, greeting the pony just outside.

“Hi, Cheese Sandwich!” Pinkie Pie happily shouts to finally meet the yellow-shirted, amber and brown stallion, whose cutie mark bears two slices of toasted bread with melted cheese in between. She squeals in excitement as they both hug each other tenderly. She gives him a small peck on a cheek. He returns it.

“Hey, Pinkie Pie! Long time no see,” Sandwich eventually breaks off the hug. “Gosh, it sure has been a while since we last threw that wicked and spectacularly awesome Birthday bash for… umm… Rainbow... Dash, is it?” Pinkie nods, and Cheese continues. “Yeah. Rainbow Dash!” They both grin and gaze at each other’s eyes for a split second.

“Yep-ity yep yep! That party was certainly a blast, and Dashie LOVED it!” After firing her party cannon out of nowhere and putting it back inside the store, she bounces up and down for a brief moment and hugs Cheese some more before resuming. “You know, Cheese-y. We really should host some parties together more often here in Ponyville! With both of our antics combined, I'm sure we can---”

Pinkie is interrupted by the sight of a number of huge boxes behind Cheese. “What is it, Pinkie?” he questions curiously.

Pinkie Pie gasps deeply before blurting out with a streamline of excitement, “Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh! Is that my delivery?!”

Cheese Sandwich glances at the boxes behind him. There are dozens of smaller boxes and a few larger ones. All of which are labeled “Balloons and Inflatables - CS” on their sides.

He returns his focus to the giddy pink mare, who is in his face giving him one of the widest smiles she has ever put on. “Y-yeah, Pinkie. I believe all of this is for… you?” Cheese is now growing curious of Pinkie’s unusual delivery request. Pinkie nods rapidly, still holding her widened smile, while Cheese questions some more, “And… what is it that you need all this for again?” He scratches his head.

To his surprise, the party pony pounces him and replies, “Haven't you heard? Twilight and the gang and Princess Cadance have all requested me to host a “Super-Duper Mega-Spectacular After-Crystalling” Party in honor of the Crystal Empire’s 1st and only alicorn baby, Flurry Heart! Oooooooooh… this is so exciting! I can hardly contain my body!” She releases him and starts her usual routine of bouncing up and down.

The last statement from Pinkie has left a confused look on Cheese’s face. “Umm… congratulations. And... what do you mean by that, Pinkie Pie?”

She freezes in mid air from his question before replying, “Huh? Oh, what I mean is that it's not every day or every year that I get to host THE party of all parties for somepony super-duper important! And pretty much all of Ponyville will be attending. Even the princesses!”

“Wow! Sure sounds like you're gonna rock the house in front of the princesses and the newborn baby, huh?” He chuckles nervously as he strokes his mane. “It must be pretty big from what you're telling me.” That's what she said, he thought with short-lived naughtiness.

“Yep-a-rooni! In fact, I requested this many balloons, because the crystal-themed setting needs to be juuuuuuuuust right. The party is tonight, and it would take a whole bunch of these thingies to craft in the shape of an empire before showering them with sparkly glitter to REALLY make it look like the Crystal Empire! I also thought that an idea of an inflatable setting for this super-rare occasion would be a one of a kind experience! Wouldn't you agree, Cheese-y?”

“If you... say so, Pinkie.” His nervousness is even more evident now.

“Uh huh. Though there might probably be some left over when I'm finished and…” Pinkie stops herself and lets out another big gasp after a sudden realization. “Say! Do you wanna come to my party, Cheese Sandwich?!” She wraps her legs around him, holding him close until their muzzles make contact, and she starts to nuzzle his face. “Ponyville could definitely use two party planners again!” Squee! She asks with a sing-song tone.

The stallion frowns. “Oh jeez... I'm so sorry Pinkie Pie.” His blush becomes evident as he nervously continues, “I’d love to attend, b-but... I'm already booked at another birthday party for a group of fillies in Trottingham. Unfortunately, it is also set for tonight, so I can't be at two places at once.”

“Oh. I see.” Pinkie sadly replies as she releases her friend. It still would have been nice to have you there, though. It truly has been a while. Her train of thought ensures her.

Still blushing, Cheese slowly lifts her head up to face his. “But don't you worry. You can always tell me how this party of yours is going when I come back from the other one, and I shall tell you how mine went, too. All right?”

“Aww thank you, Cheese-y.” With Pinkie’s spirits lifted, they both give each other another slow and warm embrace. They hold their hugging in for a few long seconds before separating.

Allowing his blush to subside, Cheese starts to push and nudge Pinkie’s delivery through the doorway and inside the store. “Well, I guess I better make my leave for Trottingham now.”

“Aww, you sure you don't wanna stick around some more, party buddy?” She bounces her eyebrows in front of him, and resumes to toss some boxes inside the store behind her.

“I'm certain, Pinkie. I too have to help set everything up for that party there. Life of a party organizer, you know?” I know it has been a while, but something tells me she’s coming on to me. He thinks. Ehh, I really wouldn't mind, as long as she doesn't go too far at the wrong time.

“Okie dokie lokie! Well, me and my friends are gonna LOVE these balloon-y decorations!” She gazes at him with half-lidded eyes and gently sways her hips to where he would notice.

The stallion is trying hard not to blush again after seeing this random act. Oh, Celestia. She IS coming on to me. Just play it cool, Cheese; I really don't want this to escalate out here in the open. “Heh. I'm sure y’all are really gonna enjoy this party with this load. Don't forget that I'll be back after my party to collect these inflatables. They're rental property, so please take good care of them. Okay?”

“Oh, you bet I am...!” Suddenly, she pounces him again, pinning him to the pavement, and their soft bellies slowly rub against each other. Before he could react, she closes her eyes, plants her lips against his and starts moaning in slow, ecstatic rhythms.

Cheese, now showing a deep shade of crimson on his face, looks left and right to see if anypony else is watching. All clear for now. Breaking the kiss, he questions, “Pinkie? Are you… alright?”

Now blushing harder, she pauses in shock and then leaps off of him to shake off the naughty thinking. “Eh... heh heh. Sorry. Guess I didn't know what came over me. I-It’s just that... it has been so long since we met and I… well…” She hesitates and starts to quiver. “Don’t tell anypony about this, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase?!”

With their blushes now fading, Cheese sighs and performs the Pinkie Promise. “Cross my heart and hope to fly. Stick a cupcake in my eye. Well, I better get going now. Don't wanna keep the kiddies waiting. Uhh... See you later, Pinkie Pie!”

“Yeah! Goodbye, Cheese Sandwich!” She says as she waves.

What was that about? Although, that was pretty cute. And she's kinda cute, herself. Hmm, Pinkie Pie…. The amber-furred party stallion thinks as he puts on his hat. He walks off for a bit, then stops to look back at the excited pink pony waving at him. After a moment, he waves back and sets off in the distance, leaving behind an ecstatic Pinkie and her uninflated decorations.

I’ll be seeing you soon with the inflatables, Pinkie Pie. I hope you have a nice time with them, as you will with your friends. Something tell me it’s gonna be a long and hot night. He sighs. Too bad I won’t get to join in on whatever fun she’ll have... after her party.

Pinkie gathers the rest of the boxes and slams the door, locking herself inside her home. “Oh, you bet I'm gonna have all the fun in the world after this awesome party! And oh, what fun it will be…!” She shouts to herself, giving a sly and lustful gaze onto her prized inflatables, which are still boxed. She rubs her hooves together with a mischievous grin, declaring that when the party's over, the “real” fun would begin soon enough….