Playing the Heart's Strings

He got back on his feet, dusting his pants off. Looking to his right, he saw Celestia and his face lighted.

“Oh, it’s good to see you. It had been  quite a lonely time in there, you know. I almost thought I’d go insane...”  He considered this for a moment and addressed her again. “Hey, have you ever seriously considered Discord’s words? Poor fella, I wouldn’t want to be him..”

Celestia just looked at him, dumbstruck. She regained enough of her composure to affect a Royal cough, covering her mouth with her hoof. “Pardon me, have we ever met?”

He took in the question, considering what to answer to the fictional royal equine. Wind blew through one of the windows, causing her mane to wave with the wind and his hair to stand in end.  He forgot all about her question right then and there.

“Aw, crap. Now I’m going to have to style it all again. I hate spending that time. You wouldn’t happen to get a bottle of gel at ha... hoof, would you?”

She still looked as if she had collided with a brick wall.  “Never mind.”

He looked around at the Library, taking the features and details of the building.  “This is nicer than I imagined. There’s just one measly thing I hadn’t expected...”

Celestia looked at where his gaze was pointing. In that point, Twilight Sparkle and Lyra Heartstrings were making out passionately. Spike was there also, recording it with a handheld camera. Both mares moaned between kisses, caressing each other’s mane with closed eyes. Soon enough they were falling to the floor, not minding one bit that other two were looking at them, or that they were being recorded.

Albert cleaned a drop of sweat from his forehead.

“I think I’d rather get out of here, if you don’t mind.”

“I’m following you.”

Albert and Celestia got out of the Library just as the moans were becoming louder.

There was a light rain falling outside. He looked up and saw pegasi pushing the clouds around. A certain rainbow trail called his attention, and sure enough, he soon recognised Rainbow Dash’s figure.  He followed her until she was lost in the other side of the Ponyville sky.

Celestia approached him with a curious look on her eyes. “You seem to regard this in a rather familiar way, and I’m intrigued.”

His stomach grumbled in that precise moment. “And I’m famished, Princess. Can’t we eat first?”

She opened her mouth to speak, but decided against it. Instead, she led the human towards Sugarcube Corner. When they went through it, every customer, Mr. Cake and Pinkie bowed respectfully to the Princess. Mrs. Cake couldn’t bow properly, seeing as how the twins were trying to eat her or something. After the shock of meeting the Princess wore off, they all concentrated on the strange creature that had just entered alongside her.

Pinkie beamed, though, and jumped towars him. “Oh, you’re that human thingie Twilight had in the Library!  You’re finally out! We have to get a PARTY! Here, have a cupcake!”

Albert received the pastry the pink mare gave him. He ate it slowly, savouring each bite.

“This is delicious Pinkie! What’s it made of?”

“Oh, just a little thing I found at the Library.”

Albert looked at the cupcake and back at Pinkie.  “What?”

Back at the Library, a certain box labeled “Poison Joke powder” was now found empty.

And that’s how Albert’s adventures in Equestria merrily began.

Once again in the Library, two mares were commiting unspeakable acts.  Spike chuckled to himself evilly.

“This is going to go viral in the Canternet, I can see it already! HAHAHAHAHAHA”