Bad Things Happen To Me

  One night I woke up from a nightmare and got up to get something to drink out of Rainbow Dash's fridge. It had been three days since Rainbow adopted me and Scootaloo. I was 14 and Scootaloo was 13. As I finished my drink I wandered back upstairs to my room that was connected to Scootaloo's by a bathroom.

              FIVE HOURS LATER

I got up to go to the bathroom and I stumbled through the door only to be met with a squeak and a pain in my nether regions, I fell to the tiled bathroom floor and started whimpering . Apparently I had walked in on Scootaloo and gotten by balls punched off. I mean i had seen Scootaloo get in fights before but I didn't know she could punch that hard. The sound of my face coming in contact with the floor must have woken Rainbow up because she came running to the door on Scootaloo's side and saw this scene in front of her:

Night Shade (me) lying on the floor holding his balls and breathing heavily and Scootaloo sitting on the toilet crying because she hit me. At this Rainbow said, "We'll talk about this in the morning."