Crazy Clothesless Capers Principal's Intution

by Ajustice90

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Equestria Girls, Principal Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 4068

Princess Twilight and Principal Celestia end up cuffed and naked, leaving it to Celestia to show Twilight how to handle things in the shady parts of town

Thanks to some past foes Princess Twilight and Principal Celestia end up in the shadier part of town completely naked and handcuffed. Twilight now has to count on the human version of her former mentor to lead them out of this mess.

Proofread by Sapphire Valley

Contains: Handcuffs, mentioning of sex toys, Embarrassed Nude Females, Streaking, Humiliation, and Cum/Arousal.

Published 2016-12-25 04:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-14 00:17:18 UTC

Chapter 1

Author's Note

Characters: EQG Princess Twilight Sparkle (22 in pony years but her body is that of an 18 year old) and Principal Celestia (30)

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Chapter 1

Neither Princess Twilight Sparkle nor Principal Celestia could've been prepared for their current situation: Right now they were speeding through Canterlot City in Celestia's convertible with round insect creatures called Parasprites following them. Earlier today these creatures from Equestria ended up in Twilight's castle back in her world while she was about to make a surprise visit to her Canterlot High friends and while trying to get them out some went through the mirror Twilight uses to travel to the human world, leading Twilight to pursue them.

"We're getting close to the school Twilight, about 3 minutes I'd say." Celestia said keeping her eyes on the road. "I hope this plan works out in the end."

"So do I." Twilight said at her focus switched between the Parasprites and two pots in the backseat filled a concoction made to attract the bugs to them. "We gotta get the pots close enough to portal so when the Parasprites start eating it we can push them with the pots into Equestria. Timing's gonna be really tricky given how fast these things eat."

"If only Sunset and the others were here. Their used to dealing to this kind of stuff by now and we could all the help we can."

"Same here." Twilight sadly agreed. According to the Principal Sunset and her friends were out today on a field trip with Vice-Principal Luna to an out of town mall to see a special movie showing for their class, and make matters worse this meant they had to keep their cell phones off. And trying to call the place proved fruitless at the time, leaving Twilight to have to count on only Principal Celestia to her dismay.

'I could use my Celestia right about now. Nothing against this one, but she doesn't have the experience for these kind of messes.' Twilight thought as she looked the over the Parasprites following them.

"Here we are!" Celestia said as she pulled up next to the newly rebuilt Wondercolt Statue which housed the portal to Equestria.

The two got to work each grabbing a pot and carrying them over the portal.

"Oh no. Oh no!" "Twilight said as she struggling carried the pot trying to keep it's contents inside. She still wasn't completely used to using her hands yet and trying to hold on to heavy pot while running wasn't doing her any favors. "WHOA!!!" Twilight yelled as she lost her balance and knocked into Celestia. The two fell to the ground with their pots tossed into the air, Celestia's was close to the portal and maintained balance but Twilight's ended spilling all over the two.

"Ew! Now I need a bath after this!" Twilight said as she looked down at her messy body. "Stupid hands!"

"Twilight!" Celestia said getting the Princess' attention and seeing the swarm of Parasprites flying towards them.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!!" The two yelled as the Parasprites surrounded them to eat the lure covering them. A few seconds later the Parasprites left the two and headed to the other pot and got to work on. Twilight recovered fast enough to see this and lunged at the pot, pushing it through the portal.

Twilight caught her breath as she rose up on all fours, relieved the problem was taken care on this end and wished Spike and Starlight the best on their end. However she started to feel a breeze around her.

"T-Twilight!" Celestia called out.

Twilight twisted her head back and gasping with her eyes widening and her cheeks turning red. She saw the Principal on her knees, completely naked.

"Principal Celestia! You're-" She didn't finish her sentence as spotted Celestia with wide eyes and red cheeks of her own. And remembering the breeze she's been feeling she looks down at herself and her pupils shrink to pinpoint, she's just as naked as Celestia. "AAAHHH!!! She screamed as she fell on her butt and getting a look at her nude front. "The Parasprites ate our clothes!!!" Twilight yelled as she covered her breasts and crotch.

"Twilight." Celestia tried calling out to the Princess.

"This can't be happening. This can't be happening!" Twilight shook her head.

"Twilight."

"What if someone sees us? I'll never let it-"

"Twilight!"

Twilight snapped out of her panic when she felt a pair of arms wrap around her and another head press against her own.

"Calm down Twilight. It's not the end of the world. Just keep it together."

Twilight started calming down. Celestia's presence and embrace gave her some comfort in this situation. But she started feel something against her back, they were big, soft and there were two of them. Twilight' eyes widen as it dawned on her, Celestia's bare human breasts were pressed against her own bare back with only her hair between them. Twilight's face grew redder as she registered this feeling, but she also felt a new sensation in her crotch.

"You okay now?"

"Huh?" Twilight snapped out of it. "Um, yeah."

"If you're not comfortable like this maybe you should go back to Equestria, where I guess it's okay to be naked all the time." Celestia said.

"Actually, I gave instructions to close the portal as soon as the Parasprites went through and to only open it when they've been completely taken care. Even then they need to let me know through Sunset's journal."

"In other words, you're stuck here."

"Yeah."

Celestia then helped Twilight get up. "Well, you can join me in my office. We can just stay there until Luna gets in touch and she can bring us some clothes."

"I don't have much choice. But I do appreciate it." Twilight responded.

"It's my ple-MMPRH!!!!"

"Huh?" Twilight turned and was shocked to see Celestia being held by two people, one clutching a rag over her mouth while Celestia struggled getting free.

"What's g-MMMM!!!!" Now Twilight herself felt a rag over mouth and an arm wrapped around her, keeping her in place. She tried breaking free, picking up weird smell from the rag, however she felt her strength slipping and she started fading in and out of consciousness. She looked back up at Celestia to see her not only out cold, but the faces the two who are holding her: Two familiar unfriendly faces clueing her in on who has a hold on her. "Sirens.... she muttered as everything faded to black.

Chapter 2

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Chapter 3

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Chapter 3

Twilight tried to keep her mind straight as she and Celestia ran through the streets, however their naked state made this the already long trek feel longer with all the discomfort it brought: Her bare feet feeling the rough and hot pavement, her breasts bouncing with each step, and metal of the handcuffs hitting her butt and and wrists, and the unsettling feeling that someone could be seeing her from any angle and getting a good look at her body.

"Let's stop at the next building." Celestia said.

"Okay." Twilight replied.

The two made a turn into the alley for some rest, Twilight herself leaning against a wall to catch her breath.

"How are holding up dear?" Celestia asked

"As good as I can, I guess. Running on two legs isn't exactly one of my strong suits and as we are now, it's not any easier."

"Twilight, there's something I wanna ask. Sunset has told me that in Equestria clothing is optional, so why exactly are you flustered over being naked? Not to come off insensitive, but since I live in a society where clothing is required, I should more upset about this."

Twilight's blush returned. "I suppose it's a species difference really." Twlight looked down at her body. "Since we're quadrupeds any private parts won't be as visible. That and we have fur as additional covering, so me as a naked human is like a pony in Equestria who has lost their fur, which pretty revealing in it's own right."

"I understand, an animal that's had it fur shaved off is pretty much naked, and clothing could count was fur for humans."

"Pretty much." Twilight replied. She turned to end of the alley to see a huge fence. "Why is that fence here?"

"It's done because of what's past it." Celestia answered.

Twilight walked over it to be see a slope leading to a huge body of water underneath a distant bridge that as she looked onward to see the bridge to the part of town she recognized.

"So we can't just go through buildings to get back to school."

"Unfortunately. And we still have long way to go. We should get moving."

"Right."

As the two continued moving Twilight noticed the bottom of Celestia's hair swaying right and left, giving her unwanted shots of the Principal's butt. Twilight tried averting her eyes from it and and ignoring the sensation she kept feeling between her legs.

"Twilight, stop." Celestia ordered.

"Wha?" Twilight snapped to attention but couldn't stop in time and ended up colliding with Celestia. "OOMPH!!!" Luckily Celestia braced herself so they wouldn't fall onto the ground. "What's wrong?"

"Well boys, look what we got here!"

Twilight looked past Celestia to see five guys holding what looked like white bricks around an open car trunk staring at them with creepy expressions.

"We got some perverted chicks running around!" The one who seemed to be the leader of the group said.

Twilight stepped back in fear. 'Of all the times I need my magic.'

The guys started to circle around the two women, eyeballing them the whole time.

"Not only naked, but got themselves in cuffs. You two must be into some real kinky stuff." One of the guys said.

"We're not perverts. The two of us are just in a real bad situation and we just wanna get through there and get back into the other part of the town. Please let us pass." Celestia said with straight face.

"I don't think we can ladies." Leader said. "You see we work so hard at our day job."

"Moving drugs from the look of things!"

"Details. Anyway we don't get a lot of all our work, and we could use a reward on and then. Perhaps you two could provide such a reward, if ya catch on." He then pull out a switchblade. "Why don't ya come with us?

"On no." Twilght was on edge at this. 'I feel so helpless right now. What are we going do?'

"Hold on!" Celestia said. "I have an offer to make."

"What kind of offer?" The leader asked.

"If let us go our way, you all can take as many pictures of my body as as you want." Celestia offered

"Really?"

"What?! Celestia-"

"Twilight!" Celestia said a firm tone and turned her head to the Princess. "Let me do this."

"And why should agree to this?" The leader asked.

Celestia turned back to leader. "I'm the principal of one of the city's schools and a well-known member of the community, if something happens to me people would surely notice and you'd get a lot of attention I'd doubt you'd want. You get your pictures, and I won't breathe a word to the authorities."

"Well when ya put it like that...." The leader put away his blade and pulled out his phone. "Anything else before we start?

"Two things: One, you don't touch me." She pointed to Twilight with her head. "Two. You leave her alone."

"Alright! Get the violet one out of the way and prepare of your photo shoot."

"Fine." Celestia turned and faced Twilight. "Twilight, step aside. This shouldn't take too long."

"But-"

"Please, don't argue with me on this. Just go to the side."

Seeing Celestia's serious and seeing no other option Twilight reluctantly walked over the side of a building.

With the Princess out of the way the group surrounded Celestia and begun taking their pictures. They snapped her body thoroughly, getting shots of her legs from different angles, her breasts together and individually, her vagina, even taking shots of her face as she did her best to keep straight face in spite her shame. They then started giving her orders, making her moon them so they could get shots of her butt, and making her get on their car and doing whatever poses she could with her hands behind her back.

Twilight watched on in shock as Celestia begrudgingly did what she was told. Despite how humiliating it was for the Principal, Twilight couldn't stop herself for looking. She was in way impressed by how Celestia was able to take this stride, and how with she was able to do poses on the car.

It was then the sensation in her vagina flared up, it had built up so much she couldn't ignore it at this point. Her breath shortened and she started rubbing her legs together.

'Go away! Go away!' She hated this sensation, it filled her with shame especially given who it was over.

"Alright. I think we got enough. You two can go off yer merry way. It was pleasure doing business with you" The leader said.

Celestia got off the car, giving the man a look a sheer venom as she walked off. "Come on Twilight!"

Twilight ran over to Celestia as they went off while the men gave Celestia a few catcalls on the way.

Celestia soon started to run as they got further away, with Twilight trying to follow.

Awkward silence followed Celestia and Twilight through the streets as the Princess tried keeping up with the Principal. Eventually Celestia turned into an alley, Twilight at first looked through to see Celestia pressing her head against a wall, seeing some of the anger and humiliation on her face. Full of grief Twilight came up and embraced Celestia side to side.

"Wha?" Celestia was taken aback from this, shaking off any tears she had. "Twilight?"

"I'm sorry!" Twilight cried as nuzzled head against Celestia's back. "If I had kept those Parasprites from getting into this world, none of this wouldn't of happened and you wouldn't have humiliated yourself back there!"

"Twilight." Celestia straightened up prompting Twilight to get off her. "Don't beat yourself dear. You didn't intend for all of this to happen and I'm sure you did everything you could to have tried preventing this whole thing for happening."

"But I could've done more!"

"Maybe, maybe not. Dwelling on past mistakes isn't going to get you anywhere nor will make you feel better. I'm sure Sunset would probably say the same thing to you."

"I-I suppose."

Celestia gave Twilight a soft smile "I know she would."

Twilight gave Celestia an awkward smile. However the sensation picked back up and she couldn't hide her discomfort.

"Twilight? What's wrong?" Celestia asked.

Twilight bit her lower lip as pressed her legs together.

"Do you need to go to bathroom? I normally wouldn't recommend this, but maybe you could try going on the wall. It's not sanitary, but I doubt anyone here would care. I'll turn around to keep watch and so you'll have some privacy."

"No! It's-"

"Wellll, welllll, wha hav wei her."

The two turned to see a greasy old man with a messy long bread wearing only a large shirt going past his crotch and a pair of shoes, and holding a broken beer bottle in one hand.

"Oh no." Twilight shuddered.

"Why I found some nekkid chicks! I said you two get on yer knees wit yer rers on high and we can have sum fun!" He then raised up his bottle. "And don't try again. I'm armed and-" before he could finish Celestia kicked the bottle out of his hand.

"Wat teh-" He then got a kick to the face, knocking him on his back.

"Huh?!" Twilight was as surprised as the old man.

"You made a big mistake pal." Celestia raised her leg in what appeared to be a fighting stance. "I'm not a good mood. And unfortunately for you, I now have something to take my frustration out on."

The old man tried to charge at Celestia who retaliated with a kick to the gut, following up with a series of kicks to his face, then striking his legs making him fall to his knees, she then gave him a few more swift kicks to the head, and finished up with one last strong kick that sent him flying.

Twilight was in awe as she watched. Celestia displayed a good amount of strength and speed in her moves, but to her they had a sense of grace with each kick, showing she was clearly skilled her legs.

'Those long, smooth legs.' Creeped through Twilight's thoughts, unaware of the relief she started to feel.

The old man scurried to her feet and ran off.

"That should take care of him." Celestia turned to Twilight. "I doubt h- TWILIGHT!!!!"

"Huh?!" Twilight snapped out of her daze.

"You, You, You're.... Leaking!!!"

Twilight looked down and to her shock and embarrassment white liquid was coming out her vagina in a stream.

"AAAHHHH!!!" The embarrassment and relief caused Twilight to fall on her knees. "No! No!" She shook her head in shame as tears started to come up.

"Oh Twilight."

"Why here and now? Let it stop!"

Twilight felt a familiar feeling against her forehead, she looked to see Celestia's had placed her forehead on it once again.

"C-Celestia?"

"It's okay dear. Just, let it happen."

"But..."

"It'll be better for you."

Twilight swallowed the lump and tried relaxing as she as allowed the liquid to drain out of her. After about a minute of short breaths she finally felt herself fully relieved. Afterwards she looked at the white puddle underneath her in shame and felt the herself coated in sweat.

"Can you move sweetie?" Celestia asked. Twilight simply nodded her head. "Then let's sit behind that dumpster next to us and you can rest up a little."

The two managed to walk over to the dumpster, though Twilight was a little slow. There was nothing but silence between them until Twilight's breathing returned to normal.

"Well, there's no beating around the bush. That was cum you leaked out." Celestia said.

"Yes. It was." Twilight sadly replied.

"So, would you like to explain? You don't have-"

"IT'S YOU ALL RIGHT!" Twilight yelled before she calmed back down. "My body is attracted to you."

"Your body?"

"Last time I was here the girls took me out a pool party one of the their classmates was holding. However while I couldn't help feeling aroused by everyone in swimsuits, showing off a lot of skin, getting wet as their swimsuits clinging to their bodies and ugh!" Twilight shook her head. "Sunset noticed this and got me out of there. We talked about it and we came to the conclusion that my human body is sorta going though puberty."

"Puberty?"

"I always arrive to this world as teenager. Even though I'm 22 in Equestria, I'm 18 here, and since 18 is still considered a teen it makes me experience puberty. More specifically, my hormones acting up. It's why I've had an attraction to Flash despite him being like an alien to me, my body is reacting to anything would be attractive for a teenage human and I can't really help herself but to act on them."

"But wait. What about me?"

"Well." Twilight began to blush. "A lot of Equestrians consider themselves bisexual, including myself."

"Oh, that makes sense now."

"That's no excuse. I messed myself in public, over an older woman of all people!"

"Calm down Twilight. We can't always controls our hormones, wet dreams are a thing. Besides I've had students crush on me since my few years as a teacher. That, and I've had a thing for some of my own some teachers in high school and college, they were gorgeous. Also, I'm only 30."

"Oh, I guess-" Something else else clicked in Twilight's head. "Wait a minute! You can fight with just your legs!"

"Oh that, I did take some kickboxing classes in college. People always said I rather long legs so I decided to having them be for good use."

"If that's the case, why didn't you try fighting those drug movers? You probably could've took them all by yourself!"

"Even if I could, I'd still be be handicapped. And if one of them had knife, others could have them as well, or even guns for that matter. And more importantly, they could've gotten their hands on you and force me to give up. Taking pictures of my body would've been the least of my problems, they could've had their way with us. I looked at the situation and made a choice that would get us through with little to no conflict. The reason I fought that hobo was because it one-on-one and I could tell he wouldn't put up much of a fight. It doesn't matter how skilled I am, I still have to know when to pick my battles."

"I get it. I know Princess Celestia has told me this kind of stuff of stuff before."

"Glad you know. Are okay to try walking again? We could wait a bit longer."

"Yeah, I'd rather not slow us down. We should get back on track."

"Alright."

The two rose up, though Twilight had little trouble standing straight given want she did earlier she able to get her balanced and the two continued on their way.

Eventually the two reached a big intersection.

"Which way should we go to get back to town faster?" Twilight asked.

"It should-"

However Celestia was cut off by a car horn going up. The car it came from approached them and out came some guy with some fancy clothes on.

"You've gotta be kidding me." Twilight said.

"Well what a sight we have." The guy said as he approached Celestia. "We got a real-life goddess before me."

As he eyed Celestia Twilight looked around his pockets, and inspected the inside of his car for any signs of a weapon.

"But ya got those cuffs on ya. I think I got something to get you out of those at my place why don't we head over there and-"

"No!" Twilight said getting his and Celestia's attention.

"Twilight?" Celestia was confused at what the Princess was to.

"Hey kid! The grown-ups are having a talk! So I'd zip it if I was you."

"I don't think so. I see you don't have any weapons on you." Twilight replied.

"How did-"

"And I know for a fact this woman knows kickboxing and could beat the snot out of you! So if you don't want a beating I suggest you start the car and take us to Canterlot High."

"And why should I-"

Twilight then got in his face. "The two of us have been having an absolutely terrible day and just wanna get of here as soon possible. So I am in no mood for arguing.

"But-"

"I said I'm no MOOD!!! The last word came out in a powerful shout that actually knocked the guy on his back, freaking him out. This time Celestia was the one impressed seeing Twilight handle this guy on her own. Twilight then pressed her foot on the guy's crotch. "Feels pretty soft here. Wonder much softer it would be if I stomped on it a little bit."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do what you say! Just don't step on my family jewels please!"

Twilight let her foot off of him "Good. Now start the car and don't ask any questions, specially for anything you smell."

"Alright!" The guys rushed over to his car to start it up.

Twilight came up to Celestia. "Alright let's hop in and get out of this place."

All Celestia simply smiled in response. "Whatever you say your Majesty."

The two got in the car after the guy opened it for them and left the slums. All time Twilight was giving the guy a look that said 'Don't try anything funny.

Chapter 4

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