An Interesting Wedding

by Indigo Dawn1234

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Wonderbolts, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Timber Spruce, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Original Character
Length: 2227

You what it is...

The time has finally come for Timber Spruce and Twilight Sparkle to get married! But then, something happens...

Published 2016-12-24 16:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-24 16:10:01 UTC

And We're Back with another situation!

"Twilight. Twiilight. TWILIGHT! Wake up!" a purple dragon by the name of Spike yelled at the one and only Princess Twilight Sparkle.

"Wha? But it's Saturday, I get to sleep in today." Twilight said as she tried to go back to sleep.

Spike face palmed.

"Twilight, it is Saturday. But you're getting married, idiot." Spike said as he shook the bed.

"But I thought I broke up with Flash, we're just friends now." Twilight said drowsily.

"You did. You're not getting married to Flash. Your getting married to Timber Spruce. Idiot." Spike said as he went to make pancakes.

"Oh shoot! I am! What time is it? It can't be three o'clock already, is it? I can't leave Timber at the altar! That'll ruin our relationship! Nonononononononononono!" Twilight said as she ran around her bedroom looking for random things that she didn't need.

"Relax, it's only ten. And if you're looking for your wedding dress, it's at Rarity's. And you're supposed to be there one hour ago." Spike said, angering Twilight with his bad grammar usage.

"I was supposed to what?! Nonononono! Shoot! Teleportation! That'll work! Yeah! SeeyalaterSpike!" Twilight said as she teleported to Rarity's boutique.

"Yep, it's Saturday." Spike muttered as he flipped a pancake.

"Timber! Wake up! It's your very special day!" a perky mare by the name of Glorriosa Daisy said.

"Say wha? I thought that wasn't until Saturday. And isn't it Tuesday?" a drowsy voice asked.

"Nope, it's Saturday, and you need to get ready! Your wedding is in five hours for Celestia's sake!" Glorriosa said to her little brother.

"I am?! Shoot! And I can't pick up my tux from Rarity's because Twilight's there! What am I gonna do?!" Timber asked frantically.

"I just got back from doing that for you. And Twilight wan't there. But that was expected." Glorriosa said as she went to get a granola bar for Timber.

"What do ya mean?" Timber asked as he went to grab his tux.

"Well, both you and Twilight have been known to sleep in when it comes to your love life." Glorriosa said as she handed him the granola bar.

"Oh really, give me an example." Timber said.

"Well, let's see, there was that one Saturday when you got together a year ago, there was every single anniversary dinner including the proposal, there was also every single day of wedding planning, as well as when you went to meet Twilight's parents, oh, and there was that time when-"

"Okay, I get it, I sleep in when it comes to Twilight, but how about we stop talking about me sleeping in, and go get to Canterlot!" Timber said as he ran out the door to the train station.

"Yep, definitely Saturday." Glorriosa muttered as she headed for the train station.

Rarity was pacing around the Carrousel Boutique, when a butter-yellow pegasus walked up to her.

"Don"t worry, Rarity, Twilight'll come by soon, you know she probably just slept in. And besides, we have the Wonderbolts and the chariots outback, we'll be fine." the mare said.

"Yes, but still! What if she had second thoughts?! What if she got back together with Flash!? What if she drowned?!" Rarity fretted.

"You're not the one getting married here, that's Twilight. And besides, I'm pretty sure that if she chickened out, we can make her chicken in!" a cyan mare said.

"I appreciate your enthusiasm, but what if-"

"STOP FRETTN' RARITY! It's not like she would have done anything like what you mentioned, you're startn' to sound a lot like Discord at his hand Fluttershy's weddn' you should really just relax!" an earth pony named Applejack said.

"Yeah! And besides, Princess Cadence is already at Canterlot, we'll be able to get her here to talk some sense into Twilight!" a pink earth pony said.

"Yeah, I you're right Pinkie Pie-" Rarity started.

Just then, Twilight appeared.

"Hello! Sorry I'm late!" Twilight said.

"OH THANK CELESTIA! I THOUGHT YOU HAD DROWNED!" Rarity yelled.

"Don't worry, I just slept in." Twilight said.

"Yes, well, no time for talking, we must get ready!" Rarity said as she tossed all of the mares' dresses to their owners.

A group of six Wonderbolts were sitting behind the boutique doing nothing. The group consisted of Soarin Skies, Fleetfoot, his sister, Misty Fly, Wave Chill, and Indigo Dawn and Skyrocket, tow newer 'Bolts.

Indigo Dawn stood up.

"I'm so bored! Why can't we go get something to eat?" Indigo asked.

"Because, we need to wait for the girls to get ready for the wedding. If we're gone, they'll think that we left them, and they won't be able to get to Canterlot!" Soarin explained.

"Well, how about I just go and get everypony lunch from the Haybuger? Then only I'll be gone and Sky Rocket can come and get me if she has to." Indigo argued.

"Okay, fine." Soarin said, knowing that there was no arguing with Indigo.

"Okay! What does everypony want?" Indigo asked.

Everypony swarmed her, there were too many different orders that she couldn't keep up. So she decided to just have everypony go with her. Despite Soarin's protests. Soarin had to stay behind just in case the mares came out so he could alert them. They all left and Soarin pulled out a book.

An hour passed by. No sign of the team, or the girls. Another hour. Nopony. After thirty minutes, the mares came out to the back. Soarin's jaw dropped once he laid eyes on his marefriend, Rainbow Dash. She looked amazing. It was hard for him to snap himself out of his thoughts. The only thing that did so was, quite ironically, Rainbow Dash.

"Soarin. SOARIN! Where are the others?" Rainbow asked after waving her hoof in his face.

"Oh! Right! They all went to get lunch at the Hayburger. I thought that they were getting it to go." Soarin said.

"Indigo's idea?" Dash asked.

"Yep. I'll go get them." Soaring said as he zoomed off.

"What am I going to do with that Indigo? She has the mind of an eleven year old!" Dash said whilst shaking her head.

Soarin burst through the doors of the Hayburger find the rest of the team sitting down and signing autographs.

"You guys! They're ready! C'mon! We gotta go!" Soarin said, alerting all of the little fillies in the building.

"Can I have youw autogwaph?" a five year old filly asked.

"Oh! Sure!" Soarin said, giving Indigo the death stare.

They were stuck there for another thirty minutes until Soarin finally said:

"ENOUGH! I'm sorry, but we really need to get to Princess Twilight's wedding. We'll hopefully be here tomorrow, but not now. Okay byeeeee!" Soarin yelled as he and the rest of the team dashed out the door.

"Whew, that was a close one! Next time we just order food. Sound good?" Soarin asked as the team took to the sky.

When the got back, they found the whole group in a panic.

"Sorry guys! We got held up. But don't worry, we'll get there soon!" Soarin said as he and the others hooked up to their chariots.

The panicked group hopped on they were in the skies once again.

"Oh my gosh, Glorriosa! I'm totally gonna fail at this! I can't go up there! What if Twilight drowned?! What if she got back with Flash?! What if she says "I don't"? What if-"

"Okay, time to shut it. Why don't you just get out there? How about that? Or are you just to chicken to get married?" Glorriosa asked, pushing her little brother out and into the great Canterlot hall.

"Why are you pushing me?" Timber whispered, side-eyeing a crowd of very confused guests.

"You're paralyzed with fear. Now try to pick up the pace!" Glorriosa whisper-shouted.

The siblings reached the altar, and took their places. Celestia looked down at Timber, puzzled.

"Why are you so late, and Twilight for that matter?" Celestia whispered.

"I slept in." Timber said.

"Sounds about right. Well, lucky for you, Twilight's late as well." Celestia whispered back.

Meanwhile, back at Twilight's castle, Spike realized something.

"Oh shoot! I'm the ring bearer! Oh no! I'm late! I'm oh-so-terribly late!!!!" the dragon said as he ran out of the kitchen.

Twilight, her friends, and the Wonderbolts just barely made it to the wedding. When they got to the castle, they were stopped by the guards.

"HALT! WHO GOES THERE?" one of them asked.

"It's me! Twilight Sparkle! And her friends. AND the Wonderbolts!" a frazzled Twilight asked.

"WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?" the other asked.

"Oh, I don't know, MY WEDDING!" Twilight yelled.

"WHO ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED TO?" the first one asked.

"Timber Spruce, now let us through!" Twilight yelled.

"Yes, of course." the second one said, stepping away from the door.

The group hastily ran into the great castle. Running into many guards and going through the same interrogation along the way.

"We're not gonna make it!" Soarin yelled as they ran through the longest corridor.

"We have to!" Rainbow yelled.

When they finally reached the doors to the great hall, there was only one guard standing in front of it. And it was a guard that Twilight did not want to deal with.

"FLASH?!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Oh. Hey Twilight. How's it going?" Flash Sentry asked sadly.

"Just fine, now can you move over and let us in? If you can't tell, I'm supposed to be getting married!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Oh. So I guess you don't want to chat, or even be my friend." Flash said as he looked down at the ground.

"No! It's not that! But I don't really want to leave Timber hanging, and, well, you know..." Twilight said.

"But-I at least want to be your friend!" Flash whined.

"Flash! Don't be a foal and be patient! As you can see, Twilight is about to get married thanks to your incompetence all those months ago! Now let her get married, and maybe you two can be friends again!" Indigo said.

"Okay, fine. I guess you don't want to be my friend then. Oh well, maybe I can go visit Sunset Shimmer in the alternate universe." Flash moped.

"Don't." Twilight said.

Flash opened the door and the group walked in, such to the crowd's surprise. The orchestra began, and Twilight began her walk down the isle, then her friends, and the Wonderbolts followed. Twilight got up to the altar and turned to see Timber looking very relieved.

"I thought you drowned!" Timber whispered.

"Ha! Rarity said the same thing!" Twilight whispered back.

Celeste's speech went on, and on until it came to the "I do"s.

"And do you Princess Twilight Sparkle take Timber Spruce to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and health, until death do you part?"

"I do."

"And do you Timber Spruce take Princess Twilight Sparkle to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death do you part?"

"I do."

"May I have the rings-where's Spike?" Celestia asked upon realizing that the baby dragon was not there.

"Shoot! I new that I was forgetting something!" Twilight said as she stomped her hoof on the ground.

"You forgot your basically little brother?" Glorriosa asked, raising her eyebrow.

"Hey, I was drowsy!" Twilight countered.

"Makes sense." Glorriosa said.

Just then, the doors to the hall burst open and a small dragon ran through.

"I can't believe her!" he started as he began his walk down the isle, holding the pillow the rings. "I wake her up, send her to Rarity's, then she completely forgets me! I thought I was like a little brother to her! Yet she forgets me!" the little dragon ranted as he walked down the isle.

He walked up to the altar and and gave Celestia the rings.

"Um, thank you Spike." Celestia said as she handed the couple the rings.

"Okay! You may now kiss the bride!" Celestia said.

The two kissed, and everypony cheered loudly.

At the reception, the couple was visited by Twilight's older brother, Shining Armor.

"Congratulations, Twily! I'm so proud of you!" Shinning Armor said, tearing up a little bit.

"Are you, crying?" Timber asked with a slight smirk.

"Oh, no. I'm not gonna let you walk all over me just because your married to my little sister. Speaking of which, if you ever even think of breaking her heart, I will be on you like an eagle on a salmon." Shinning Armor said as he towered over Timber.

"Yes sir!" Timber answered, quivered.

"I thought so." Shinning Armor said, walking away.

"Hehe, your brother's scary." Timber said, obviously still shaken up.

"Nah, he's alright, once you get to know him a bit." Twilight said.

"I sure do hope so." Timber said.

"Ooh! This is my jam!" Twilight said as a song came on.

"Oh, are we going to dance now-" Timber started but then was pulled onto the dance floor by Twilight.

Twilight started her horrible dancing, and Timber joined in, neither of them caring about what was to happen next.

Author's Note

Merry Christmas! I would have uploaded this on Christmas, but it's not a Saturday, and I thought that it would be funny to do that. And this is my Christmas present to you guys!