Royal Experiment

by Dashie bro

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Original Character, Princess Cadance, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Anthro
Length: 3153

Ever wonder what type of sex the princesses have, if they have sex at all? Well, one unicorn driven by curiosity ignores all feelings and goes straight for the answers himself. He turns it into a type of study, but his notes land him in trouble.

Ever wonder what type of sex the princesses would have? Or if the princesses even have sex at all? One unicorn has those exact questions in his head sprung on by his roommates comments about the princesses of the sun and moon. With curiosity in his mind, Photo shot turns his desire to learn into a study. His study is successful, but when the data is collected he gets a few surprise guests that are also interested in his little "Study".

This story is set after season 3 but before season 4.

Published 2017-12-21 08:00:05 UTC
Last updated 2017-12-21 08:00:05 UTC

Friendship Version

Our story begins in the local dormitory at Canterlot University. Our protagonist, Photo Shot, is lazily laying across the couch in the main living room. His eyes rolled up in the back of his head out of boredom. His three roommates, Flash Fire, Silver Streak and Smooth Song were having their usual conversation about the mares on campus. Which one was the cutest? Which one was the sexiest? Which one would you do first? The typical sex-driven college freshman stuff. Photo Shot had no interest in indulging himself in a conversation such as this. He preferred a more scholarly conversation. Flash Fire noticed that Photo wasn't looking very entertained, so he was the first to interact with him.

"Hey Photo. Whose the mare on campus that you'd do?" Fire asked. Photo turned his head, not moving the rest of his body.

"No one." He said monotone. "I don't care about having a sex life any time soon." He turned his head back and continued doing nothing. Silver, Fire and Song looked at him, bewildered.

"Really?! The whole campus has options. A variable buffet of beautiful ladies, and you don't want any of them?" Song said, confused. Photo nodded, not looking at him.

"Are you into dudes, bro?" Fire asked. Silver and Song scoot away from each other a bit after that statement. Photo shook his head "no."

"Well, what in the name of Celestia do you like?!" Silver asked. Photo put his hand to his chin. He shrugged.

"Wow. That totally sounds like Photo. More concerned with the books than the ladies." Fire said.

"Silver. You mentioned Princess Celestia. What do you think about her?" Smooth asked. Silver immediately licked his lips.

"Four letters. M.I.L.F." Silver said. "I know what I'd like to do with her." Silver spread his index and middle finger apart to make a V shape and licked between them. Fire laughed at Silver's gesture.

"Dude! Like you would ever get the chance to do it with Princess Celestia. Plus, why with Celestia? Cadence is the princess of love, and you know what that means?" Fire made a loop with one hand and slid two fingers in and out of it with another. Song face-palmed and shook his head.

"You do know Princess Cadence is married, right? I don't think messing with another guy's wife is ever a smart idea." Song said. "Princess Luna, on the other hand, is single as far as Equestria knows. She's pretty cute. Plus, I've heard a rumor that when you have wet dreams that she'll 'joins in on the fun' sometimes. I'd like to see how that happens." Photo Shot turned his head towards the group.

"You know that theory has been proven false, right?" He said. "A group of ponies on campus were exposed to sexual stimuli before falling asleep and were recorded as having "wet dreams." After all the ponies awoke, none of them reported seeing Princess Luna at all. So, you're bubble just burst buddy." The three males looked at Photo who had a smug look on his face. Fire smirked.

"Well Photo, if you think you know so much about Princess Luna's sex life, why don't you study it for yourself?" Fire said.

"Heck. Why not try to study the sex lives of all four princesses?" Silver said, attempting to spice things up. Photo looked at them annoyed.

"Why would I do that? A. That's invasive of their personal lives. B. It's perverted and creepy. C. The punishment for if I get caught would be catastrophic. And D. What would I get out of it?" Photo said.

"So, you chickening out?" Silver asked. Photo shook his head.

"Unlikely. Just waiting for a good reason to risk banishment for being a peeping tom." He said.

"If the princesses know some kind of long forgotten sexual position or act, you could research where it came from." Fire said. Fire tossed Photo an old book. The cover read "Equestrian Kama Sutra: The Best Sexual Positions in History." "I was gonna use that book for my personal purposes, but you can borrow it for this little 'research project.'" The word research sparked Photo's interest.

Photo Shot was a guy who wanted to know as much as he possibly could, and he tried to learn by almost any means necessary. If there was something he didn't know, he would learn about it as soon as possible. It was sort of Photo's little pet peeve from when he was a foal. When you're called a doofus as a colt, you grow up wanting to learn a lot. Photo Shot took a deep breath.

"Okay. Against my better judgement, I'm in." He said. Fire smiled.

"Okay bro. Here's what you gotta do. You've got until finals to find out what goes on in the sex lives of all four princesses."

"Finals are next week! Only seven days?" Photo said.

"We'll start you off small. First is Princess Twilight. She's the newest princess, and to our knowledge, her only guard is a baby dragon." Smooth Song said.

"Sounds easy. Okay, we'll all take a train to Ponyville later today, and you can pay a visit to Twilight."

"Okay. Is this gonna turn into a bet or something?" Photo asked.

"Might as well. If you succeed, we'll walk around campus in cross dress." Silver said.

"And if you fail, you have to walk around with a sign or your back saying you peeped on the Princesses for a full day." Fire added.

"Okay. Deal." Photo said. And that the deal was made.

Around noon, Photo and his roommates got on a train heading towards Ponyville. On the train, Flash Fire fell asleep while listening to music through his headphones. Streak and Song were talking back and forth about if Photo was actually going to go through with it or not. Photo Shot was just looking out the window. The trees zoomed by as the train moved along the tracks. The green landscape seemed to repeat itself over and over as the train kept moving. Photo Shot thought to himself. What was he doing? Why was he going through with this? Couldn't he just look up this info in a library or something? Wait. Why would the princesses ever record their sex lives? So many questions flew around in Photo's mind. He began to ponder them long enough to drift in thought. His eyelids became heavier and heavier. He yawned and stretched his arms up and his legs out. Photo leaned his head against his left hand. He's eyelid slowly closed, and then he fell asleep.

Photo Shot was awoken by Song shaking him.

"Hey! Hey Photo wake up!" Song yelled. Photo Shot drowsily opened his eyes.

"What? Are we there?" He asked, stretching.

"Yeah. We're here. We just pulled into the station. Get your stuff ready." Song said. He reached up and grabbed his backpack, along with Fire's suitcase and Silver's duffle bag.

Photo got up, grabbed his stuff and walked off the train. As he got off, the scene changed from lavished seats and a burgundy aisle to green forestry and tan dirt roads. Photo took a deep breath. The fresh countryside air was much cleaner than the air in Canterlot. Photo Shot smiled at the pleasantry of Ponyville.

"Okay. We made it to Ponyville. Now what do I have to do?" Photo asked.

"First you've got to meet Princess Twilight at the Golden Oak Library. Get to know her. Then, leave about ten to fifteen minutes later. We'll joke around in Ponyville until nighttime. Then, you'll sneak your way back to the Golden Oak Library. I heard the princess lives in the upper level. Peak in through the window to see if you can find out anything about her sex life." Fire instructed.

"This goes against everything in my moral code. I'm only doing this because it could possible lead to new information Equestria has no records of." Photo responded.

"Dude. Relax. Nothing bad is gonna happen." Silver reassured. Photo took a deep breath and made his way to the Golden Oak Library.

As Photo walked across town, he noticed quite a small number of stallions in Ponyville. It was weird. Sure, Equestria had a low male to female ratio in general, but this was way below the one to four norm. This town was closer to one stallion for every ten or eleven mares! Photo took his notepad out of his backpack and wrote down some notes. He continued to walk as he wrote, not looking up from his pad. As Photo just finished his notes, he bumped into the front door. Photo fell on his back and rubbed his forehead.

"I'll get it!" A call from inside said. The door swung open to reveal the lavender alicorn, Twilight Sparkle.

"Hey. Are you okay?" Twilight asked. Photo Shot looked up.

"Yeah, I'm good. That's what I get for taking notes without looking." He said. He groaned as he rubbed his head. A hand reached out and helped him up. "Thank you."

"You're welcome. What brings you to Golden Oak Library?" Twilight asked.

"I'm here to take notes for a personal study of mine. Kind of a pet project born from curiosity, as well as other influences." Photo Shot said. He muttered the last part under his breath.

"Okay? Well, come inside." Twilight said. She moved back to let Photo Shot and his friends inside.

"I'm Photo Shot by the way." Photo introduced. "This is Flash Fire, Silver Streak, and Smooth Song." He pointed to his friend one by one.

"Nice to meet you all. I'm..." Twilight started.

"Princess Twilight Sparkle." Photo interrupted.

"Excuse me?" Twilight said, confused. "You know me?"

"Of course. Fourth princess of Equestria. Crowned after completing one of Starswhirl the Bearded's unfinished spells. Former personal student of Princess Celestia herself. Younger sister to Shining Armor, captain of the royal guard and prince of the Crystal Empire. Sister-in-law to Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, third princess of Equestria and princess of the Crystal empire." Photo said. When Photo Shot finished his rant, he realized what he had just done. "Oh crap! I did it again."

"Did what again?" Twilight asked.

"Photo has a tendency to go on a tangent when he knows about stuff. He's the perfect example of a study bug." Fire said. Photo Shot hung his head, ashamed.

Twilight lifted Photo's head and smiled.

"I find that actually admirable. It shows intelligence, as well as passion for knowledge. You remind me of myself." She said.

Photo Shot smiled a little bit. Fire, Song and Silver all looked at each other in shock. Photo hardly showed emotion if ever at all. This means that there was something about Princess Twilight that resonated with Photo Shot. Silver moved closer to Photo Shot.

"Well Photo, are you going to get the book you needed or what?" He asked. Photo remembered why he came to the library.

"That's right! Thanks bro. Princess Twilight, would it be okay if I checked out a book on the history of the royal sisters?" Photo asked.

"Of course. Come inside." Twilight said. She motioned for the four stallions to come inside. Photo walked inside, but his friends stayed outside.

"Hey Photo Shot. We'll caught up with you later. We're gonna look around town. See what it's like." Smooth Song said. Photo Shot nodded and closed the door behind him.

"So, a book on the history of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna?" Twilight asked.

"Yes." Photo said.

Twilight cleared her throat, rung up the books and levitated them with her magic. Photo Shot picked up the books with his magic, thanked the librarian princess, and made his way for the door.

Photo Shot made his way down the town street carrying the book he checked out by his side. Photo Shot reflected on the events that have brought his life to this point. Letting his "friends" peer pressure him into a research project that will likely get him put into the Canterlot dungeon. Or even worse, banished to the moon. Was this even worth the possible reward of knowledge? As Photo Shot pondered, he bumped into the door of Smooth's old home.

"Ow! Twice in one day? Get a grip Photo!" He said, cursing at himself. Smooth Song opened the door.

"Hey Photo! You get the book?" He asked.

"I got it. I just need to wait for the moon to rise and Twilight to fall asleep." Photo said. Smooth Song smirked.

"Looking forward to your 'research', aren't you?" Song teased. He lightly jabbed Photo Shot with his elbow.

"For the knowledge, yes. For what I have to do to get it, no." Photo said. "Plus, the book is for Celestia and Luna. Twilight is no doubt the youngest princess. So, I won't need this until later."

"Okay bro. Just take this. I know you'll wanna take notes." Smooth Song said. He handed a notebook and a pack of pencils to Photo.

"Thanks man. I know for a fact I'm gonna regret this, but if anything to shut you guys up and learn about history, I'll do it." Photo said. "I'm more than definitely going to regret it though."

As the moon rose and the sky darkened, Photo Shot prepared for his nighttime mission. He grabbed his notebook and pencil pack from the table next to the door. As he opened the door, Silver, Fire and Song all looked at him. Photo stared blankly at them. They all gave Photo a thumbs up for good luck. Photo snorted and shook his head. He left the three college males alone to do whatever pleased them. Photo had one regrettable mission in mind.

Photo Shot wanted to be done with this mission as soon as possible, and he didn't want to be seen. He put the hood of his black jacket up, and closed the hood so the view of his face was obstructed. He wasn't going to risk anyone seeing him. He fired up his horn and prepared a teleportation spell. With an image of the Golden Oak library in mind, Photo Shot teleported right outside the front door of the library. With his destination reach, Photo Shot scanned the tree for a window. He noticed window to the upper right of the library. Noticing a sturdy branch right by the window, Photo Shot levitated himself to that branch and perched himself to see inside.

When he looked inside, he noticed the Princess laying on her bed reading a book with a single candle as light. Photo Shot took out his notepad and a pencil. He began to take notes, as he planned.

"Princess Twilight prefers to read before slumber. As previously predicted, she has a fondness for books and knowledge." Photo Shot said to himself as he wrote.

Twilight marked the page she stopped on, closed the book and levitated it neatly into an empty space on the bookshelf on the opposite side of the room. Photo Shot pondered if Twilight was even going to pleasure herself tonight. Certainly would be pleasant for him. His conscience would only be half mucked. He got his answer right away when he saw Twilight beginning to reach under her bed. She grabbed something that looked very......Photo Shot's eyes went wide at what he saw. Here he thought the youngest princess of Equestria was also the most innocent, but here Twilight is holding a twelve inch dildo in her hands.

Twilight licked her lips as she imagined using this toy on herself. She brought the toy to her mouth and began to slowly lick it up and down. Photo Shot gained his composure and continued to write notes. His hand shook as he wrote.

"P-P-P-Princess Twilight prefers the use of sex toys over actual mating. Limits the range of activities, but reduces the risk of pregnancies, emotions, etc. to zero percent." Photo whispered.

Twilight slowly slid the dildo into her mouth. First just the tip of the toy disappeared, then a third, then half, then Twilight had almost the entire dildo down her throat. Twilight pulled the toy out of her mouth while sucking on it. The dildo made a loud "pop" sound as it left he mouth. Twilight cooed as she position the dildo to rest right on her moist sex. Twilight took a deep breath in and pushed the dildo inside her. Photo Shot held his breath as she did. Twilight eyes closed tight as she began to slowly pull the dildo out of her. Photo Shot wondered why Twilight looked like she enjoyed this so much, then he noticed that the dildo had little bumps on it. Twilight shoved the dildo back inside her and moaned out in pleasure. Photo Shot gripped his pencil tightly.

Twilight began pulling the dildo out of her and shoving it back in again. Repeating the cycle continuously. Twilight moans continued to fill the room. Photo Shot began breathing heavily. Confusion plagued his mind, as he had never felt this way before. His pencil began to slip from his hands as his palms were getting sweaty. His heart was racing to the point it felt like it was running a marathon. His pants were tightening as he watched the princess of friendship shove a dildo twice his size into her pussy. Photo Shot was so lost in thought that he didn't notice Twilight had turned onto her stomach and shoved the dildo into her ass! Twilight's scream in pleasure is what caught his attention. Twilight bit her pillow and her eyes lolled into the back of her head. The sensation of twelve inches pounding into her ass was driving her wild. She clawed at her bed frame as she continued to fuck herself mercilessly.

Photo Shot fought the urge to masturbate to this sight, as to not leave any trace that he was there. He just continued to observe and take notes.

"Princess-s-s-s-s-s T-T-T-T-Twilight is quite fond of anal sex as well as vaginal sex. An unsuspected discovery, but not a......deterring one." Photo Shot said.

"I'm.....I'm gonna come!" Twilight cried out. Photo Shot prepared his notepad for the biggest collection of information yet.

With one final thrust, Twilight climaxed. Her juices spraying out like water from a squirt gun. Her violent orgasm leaving a stain on the sheets of her bed. Twilight laid her head back into her pillow as her orgasm subsided. Twilight lifted her head and looked to the window. Photo Shot had already dropped down to the ground and began sprinting back to Smooth Song's old home.

"That was too much! 'Princess Twilight is not very active sexually. Signs of this fact? Her violent orgasms!" Photo Shot said as he sprinted back.

Photo Shot was now one step closer to his end goal, and one step closer to a new life experience that he won't soon forget.

The End