Ponyville

As Connor and Chad walked to Ponyville, they saw a familiar face and it was Nightingale.

Connor walked up to Nightingale and said, "Hey there Nightingale, why are you standing here."

"I was hoping to tell you something. We've got enough recruits to assault Tartarus.", said Nightingale.

"Good then we are prepared. Assemble the recruits for tommorow morning because tomorrow we take Tartarus.", said Connor.

"Yes sir and I would also like you to know that I dug up some information and I found out that you weren't the first human in Equestria. It was a man named Christopher Plainfield but he disappeard a year ago.", said Connor.

Connor had a confused look and said, "Why didn't anyone tell me that? What are they hiding?"

"Maybe they felt guilty for his disappearance so they acted as if you were the first human. Who's your friend?", said Nightingale.

Chad stepped forward and said, "The name's Chad, glad to meet ya. I wonder why a bat is roaming around at day instead of night."

"You seem like a comedian. At Jackass Bar and Grill there's a comedy night going on. I bet you would do great.", said Nightingale.

"Would you like to see me perform?", asked Chad.

"Sure. I'll be there tonight.", answered Nightingale as she walked off.

Connor then walked up to Chad and slapped him on the back of his head. He then asked, "Are you trying to flirt with her?"

"Yes I am.", answered Chad.

Connor slapped him again and said, "What the fuck man. This isn't the time, we have an assault tomorrow."

"Can we at least go to that comedy thing tonight?", asked Chad.

"Fine. It'll at least pass the time and introduce you to the town.", said Connor.

"Yes! You won't regret it. I'll even wear something fancy.", said Chad.

Connor then thought to himself, "I'm so gonna regret this."

That Night

In the Jackass Bar and Grill, it was packed and had everyone in Ponyville there. Even Nightingale was there just as she promised. The stage was the same stage as the karaoke night stage. Comedians far and wide were there but it seems Chad was first. The announcer came up to the stage and the announcer was the bartender.

"Mares and gentlecolts, welcome to comedy night. I am your host for the evening. Our first comedian's name is Chad.", said the bartender.

Chad stepped up on the stage and of course was wearing something fancy but not what anyone expected.

"Hey there folks. My routine for tonight is yo mama jokes.", said Chad.

After Chad said that, confusion swept the crowd with a few 'huh's and 'what's.

Chad then said, "If you don't know what they are, allow me to demonstrate them for you tonight." Chad cleared his throat and said, "Yo mama so ugly that when she went to he Chrystal Empire, she broke it by looking at her reflection."

Everyone then laughed, including Connor. He was also sitting next to Nightingale when he said, "Man that's hilarious, I can't believe he came up with that."

Nightingale said, "You're right, he's a riot."

As the room grew silent Chad said, "Yo mama so old, she sat next to Princess Celestia in the first grade!"

The crowd roared with laughter again.

Chad then said, "Yo mama so stupid, she thought Applejack was a cereal brand!"

Everyone except Applejack was laughing at that point.

"Yo mama so fat that she is a resident of EVERY kingdom!", said Chad.

The room was filled with laughter yet again.

"Yo mama so poor that when I asked her why she was kicking a cardboard box, she said I'm moving!", said Chad.

The crowed erupted in laughter again.

"Thank you, thank you. That's all for tonight and I hope you all have a good night.", said Chad.

The crowd then gave him a round of applause and Chad left the stage.

Chad left the bar and thought to himself, "That was a good performance, I killed it but the bat has me thinking, where is Christopher Plainfield? Maybe I can convince Connor to look for him after we invade Tartarus tomorrow. One things for certain though, I don't think our story is gonna end just yet."

Author's Note

Who is Christopher Plainfield, what the hell is Chad talking about? Find out in my next chapter, "What Pride has Wrought"