The Princesses' Old Castle

Connor awoke from his slumber and sat up in his bed. He climbed out and started stretching. He then said, "Man, I feel refreshed and raring to go." His stomach then growled. Connor then said, "Oh man looks like I need to get something to eat. I'm in the mood for beef or deer meat." He then grabbed the Yamato and started heading out of the castle until he felt a strange presence. Connor then thought, "Looks like I have company." He then looked at a dark corner and he say a glowing pair of bug eyes. Connor then sighed and said, "Look, I know you're there changeling so come out."

The changeling then walked out of the shadows and said, "How did you find me?"

"Well I got a feeling I was being watched so I looked at a dark corner and lo and behold, I saw your big fugly bug eyes." said Connor.

"You are coming with me creature, Queen Chrysalis requested for you to be brought to her." said the changeling.

"And what if I don't huh, what are you going to do you bug eyed freak?" asked Connor.

"Then I will bring you to her by force." said the changeling.

Connor then laughs while pointing at the changeling and said, "That's really funny, a bug freak trying to take me when I killed a motherfucking manticore. OK now I'm bored and I won't come with so looks like its time for you to die." Then Connor unsheathed the Yamato.

The changeling then got an angry look and said, "You will regret this."

Connor then laughed again and said, "Will I now, from where I'm standing you look like a dead man. So I'm going to make this quick."

The changeling then blasted Connor with magic and it did nothing to Connor. The changeling then said, "What are you?"

"I'm someone who is immune to magic thanks to my abilities." said Connor. Then he thought, "Thank you Doctor Strange and all the other magic users." He then proceeded to dash in front of the changeling in an instant. The changeling's eyes widened in fear as Connor grabbed the changeling's horn and ripped it out of his head. Green blood spewed out of the changeling's head as he collapsed on the ground. Connor then observed the changeling and said, "I wonder what changeling tastes like." He then stabbed the changeling's head to insure that he was dead. Connor then proceeded to summon a camp fire outside after he sheathed the Yamato and proceeded to summon two sticks on each side of the fire. He then summoned another stick and stabbed it all the way through the changeling from the head. Connor then placed the stick with the changeling attached to it in the middle of the two sticks and while the changeling was above the fire, he started to turn the stick in a fluid motion.

Twenty minutes Later

Connor then took the head of the changeling off the fire with oven mitts. Where did he get the oven mitts you ask, he got them from hammer space. He then putt it on a plate and he smelled it. Connor then said, "Mmmm, this smells good and not bad for my first time cooking a bug. It smells like fried chicken." He then picked up the head and took a bite into it. He then said, "Mmmm, this even tastes like fried chicken." A few seconds later he completely devoured the head. Connor then unleashed a comically loud belch and said, "Oh man, I'm so full. Maybe I'll leave the rest of this fried changeling for other travelers. Now what should I do next?" He then looked around from where he was sitting and then he said, "Maybe I'll go to Ponyville. I think that I should be able to have fun around there. I'll even meet the mane six or a.k.a. the Elements of Harmony."

Onward, adventure awaits.

Oh goddammit, why of all the other times do you show up now?

The author thought it would be a good idea to talk to you now but I don't think your happy about it.

Of course I'm not happy about it, I should be the only voice in my own head and I shouldn't have any other voice.

Well excuse me party pooper.

Get the fuck out of here, I don't want to talk to you right now.

Fine, fine I'll leave. Sheesh you have a big temper, I mean you stabbed someone in the head for killing your girlfriend.

Don't you dare talk about Maria! I would rather be with her then talk to you right now.

OK, OK fine I'm leaving right now. No need to blow your top.

Connor sat and waited for a moment just in case Chad didn't leave. When he was greeted with silence he thought to himself, "Thank god he's gone for now." He then started to walk into Everfree Forest again to try to find Ponyville and hopefully avoid Princess Celestia.

Author's Note

Looks like Connor got himself some breakfast. Now he's heading to Ponyville. Who will he meet first, find out on the next chapter coming soon.