Fluttershy's Cottage

Connor began to stir when the sun rose. He got up from the couch and started looking around and there was no sign of Fluttershy. Connor then thought to himself, "Thanks for the stay but I don't want to stick around for long." He then looked around the cottage more and found a map. Connor thought to himself when he found this, "This could be useful. Maybe I could scan it with something. I got it, I'll scan it with the Pipboy 3000." In case your wondering Connor played Fallout. He then scanned the map and the map feature was added to the Pipboy. Connor then walked out of the house and started walking towards Ponyville.

Ponyville

Connor then came across the Ponyville sign and decided to vandalize it. He took out a comedic marker and wrote while snickering: Population: "Pretty Damn Big!!". Connor then laughed at his work and thought, "Sometimes it's fun to have the powers of the mask." The mask is sorta like a comedic toon character that defies all laws of reality except he is realistic and is old.

Oh man, Sparkles and Sunbutt are not going to like this. Hahahahahaha!

Hey you have any more ideas so I can troll the town?

Maybe you can set up comedic traps or summon rediculously retarded characters.

That's a great idea. Maybe not the retarded characters because I really don't want to destroy all that is sane but the traps part is genius.

What are you gonna do first.

Hmmm... I got it.

Care to share the plan

Not just one plan but multiple plans and I'm about to show you

Connor got a devious look on his face as he started to formulate just how he was going to carry out each plan. He decided that the first pony to get pranked would be Diamond Tiara. Connor then became invisible with the powers of Reptile. He walked over to the schoolhouse and saw his target bullying the Cutey Mark Crusaders yet again. As soon as nopony else was watching, he summoned a floating basketball hoop and levitated Diamond Tiara above it.

Diamond Tiara was afraid now and the CMC were witnessing her crying for help. Connor then slammed Diamond Tiara into the hoop and shouted, "Get dunked on!" After looking at her for a second he laughed and said, "Hahahahahaha, that's so fucking hilarious, did anybody see the look on her face." Then Connor realized he wasn't cloaked anymore and said, "Oh shit." The CMC then looked at Connor and then at Diamond Tiara. They laughed and the other kids laughed too. Then Connor thought, "Wow, these kids must either be really dumb or they wanted to see Diamond Tiara put in her place so bad they don't care who I am. Now I just got another hilarious idea." Connor then ran in the opposite direction and sang, "Trollolololol-lollollol-lololollol'llollol!" The other ponies just looked at him with either bewilderment or horror. He then got behind Sugarcube Corner and laughed his ass off. He then thought, "Next is Rainbow Dash, nobody is safe from my trolling." He then turned invisible again and flew up to the clouds using Superman's flight.

That was fucking hilarious but dude after Rainbow Dash, do more pranks after you meet everyone else.

I was planning on that anyway but if any guards get in my way, I'll beat the crap out of them.

I have an idea, instead of beating the shit out of the guards, why not troll them too if you find them.

I'll consider that. Onward to more trolling.

Connor flew until he found Rainbow Dash sleeping on a cloud. He then flew slowly towards Rainbow Dash and then he grabbed hold of the cloud. (Cue Peter Griffin laugh) Connor then pulled the cloud right out from under Rainbow dash in a fast motion and said, "Yoink." Then Rainbow Dash fell and yelled, "Aahhhhhh!!" Connor burst into laughter when he saw her fall and said, "That's just as funny as the last prank I pulled."

Rainbow Dash flew up and got in front of Connor and said, "Hey what's the big idea and what the buck are you?"

"Sorry went on a trolling spree and I'm a human unless you haven't noticed." said Connor.

"Look here smart plot, I'm the fastest flyer in Equestria and nopony pranks me." said Rainbow Dash with confidence and arrogance.

"Well lookey here, another egotistical bitch." said Connor.

Rainbow Dash had an angry look on her face and said, "Hey! I am the fastest flyer in Equestria and I'll prove it."

"Sorry but I refuse, I don't want your ego to get any bigger than it already is." said Connor with a smirk.

"OK that's it buster. Here comes the pain." said Rainbow Dash. She then bucked Connor in the chest but the only result was her own pain. She said, "Ow, my bucking hooves, what are you made of?"

"My bones are made of the strongest metal around, adamantium." said Connor. In case your wondering, Connor tested out his powers in his dreams and also in the forest on the way to Ponyville.

"You're a monster, you're not even human or anything else are you." said Rainbow Dash.

"Who knows, I'm not even sure myself." said Connor.

"You're a threat to Ponyville and I'll gladely take you down." said Rainbow Dash.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It was just a few harmless pranks and besides Fluttershy doesn't think I'm a threat." said Connor.

"Don't you dare talk about my friends you monster." said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh come on now, you did worse pranks then me, believe me I know. In case you're wondering, I heard from the whole town about your pranks and I seek to totally outclass those pranks someday." said Connor

"Quit changing the subject. What did you do to Fluttershy?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Nothing actually. She even let me stay in her cottage last night." said Connor.

"You're lying, I know you are. Now answer me." said Rainbow Dash.

"Like I told you, nothing. When I woke up, she was gone. I figured she went around town so I left the cottage and you know the rest." said Connor.

"Why should I believe you?" said Rainbow Dash.

"Because you're the one who asked me these questions. You asked, I answered, there's nothing else to it unless you're paranoid." said Connor.

"That's it, I don't care if it hurts me, I'm still taking you down." said Rainbow Dash.

"You really want to fight me don't you but think of this, would Fluttershy want you to harm me at all, however little it may be, do you really want her to know that you tried to harm someone who did nothing wrong. Answer me." said Connor.

Rainbow Dash then started speeding towards Connor but he dodged without even using quicksilver ability. "Come on is that the best you got, I thought you were the fastest flyer or are you not after all?" taunted Connor. Rainbow Dash then got an angrier look on her face and kept swinging her hooves at Connor but he kept dodging over and over again until he grabbed her hooves. He then summoned another basketball hoop and said, "Get dunked on." Connor then threw Rainbow Dash into the hoop and shouted, "Goal!" He then did a short victory dance and flew off. Rainbow Dash then shouted, "You motherbucker!"

Connor then landed on the front gate and a few guards stopped him and said, "Halt creature!" Then Connor got a smirk on his face and said to himself, "This is going to be fun."

Author's Note

Oh shit. Connor just trolled Ponyville and the guards finally see him. How do you think this is going to end?