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           Happy Hearth's Warming Eve Anonymous!           
                 -by XxCavendishBlightxX-                  
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           Happy Hearth's Warming Eve Anonymous!           
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Happy Hearth's Warming Eve Anonymous!
“Rise and shine smelly monkey!” You nearly fell out of the couch hearing someone yell right in your ear. Someone, or rather somepony now that you’re in Equestria.
It’s been nearly one year since you “magically” appeared in Equestria. You happened to stumble across the friendly town known as Ponyville. Soon after the town wasn’t as friendly as you thought.
The residents there turned out to be ponies. What shocked you more was the fact that they could talk to you. Thinking you were insane the ponies locked you up in a room for a day until you convinced them that you were just surprised.
The ponies behind your kidnapping were none other than the local heros of the town. When you did manage to talk to them they talked slowly, believing that you weren’t capable of understanding. Not that you mind of course.
They pulled straws to decide which one of them would take you to their home. The “unlucky” pony was Ponyville’s fashionista, Rarity. The rest of them quickly left as soon as she held the smallest straw with her hoof. Not that you minded, there was no way you were sleeping outisde.
The walk to her Boutique didn’t take that long but you could hear Rarity muttering under her breath. It couldn’t have been nice words.
When the two of you made it outside her Boutique she told you to wait outside for a minute. That minute turned out to be the entire night. Now that you did mind.
Rarity apologized to you saying that she forgot about you because she was too tired. You could tell she was lying. Now you are currently staying at her Boutique only after her friends said it wasn’t generous to neglect a sentiment creature.
Some would’ve lost their cool right there but you didn’t mind. After all you were new to these ponies which means they don’t know much about you.
Later that day one of the local heroes, Pinkie Pie scared the living daylights out of you when she surprised you with a party. You were filled with joy believing that these ponies finally warmed up to you.
The keyword is here is were.
Since the beginning of the party you were the victim of these “pranks” that appeared out of nowhere. The culprit was a pegasus called Rainbow Dash. When she did apologize to you she pulled her hoof out which you shook.
It was another prank. One that hurt, a lot.
Since then your life became miserable. The ponies of Ponyville got in on it, meaning that there are more pranks to pull, on you.
During the end of a prank you would hear laughter to which you joined not knowing that they were laughing at you, not with you. These pranks were all a joke to you but with each passing month a small part of your sanity vanished.
However, today is going to be different because it’s Hearth’s Warming Eve! It was similar to Christmas Eve but more pony like. During this time most would spend it with friends and family. Nothing bad should happen today, you are expecting these ponies to be nice to you.
“I said wake up monkey!” The voice grew louder causing you to open your eyes. Speaking of Rainbow Dash there she is now.
“What is it Rainbow? I’m trying to catch some z’s ya know.” You replied hastily.
“Don’t you think I’d do the same? Well not today because it’s Heath’s Warming Eve and everypony has to get ready for tomorrow.” The sound of Hearth’s Warming Eve made you spring out of your bed. You sauntered to the door and opened it to find Christmas decorations all over the place.
“Just like Christmas.” You muttered quietly while admiring the view.
“What’s Christmas?” Rainbow asked somehow hearing your words. “Nevermind that we need your help setting up some decorations Anon.” This sounded to good to be true.
“This isn’t a prank right?”
“A prank!? Anon, why would I ever do that?” Something in your brain told you to say no but you ignored it.
“What are we waiting for?? Let’s go!” You jumped outside only to come back in.
“What’s wrong Anon?” Rainbow asked trying to figure out what caused you to come back inside.
“Forgot my clothes.” You answered sheepishly as you were making your way up the stairs. Rarity only made three sets of clothes for you, one for winter, one for summer, and one for causal business. You still remember the time where you had four sets of clothing until Rarity tore one apart when you asked for more clothes.
You thought she might’ve been nicer than the others. Rarity provided you with everything you needed being an element and all. One thought struck your head, is she doing this just because she represents Generosity? Did she really want to look after you?
You told yourself this wasn’t the case, even if she did dislike doing this she would’ve thrown you out by now. You were so deep in thought you didn’t notice Rarity until you bumped into her.
“Ugh! Can’t you watch where you are going? You might knock me over one day!” Rarity half shouted shoving you aside with one hoof before going wherever she was off to.
“Generous yes, nice is a big no.” You said to yourself before opening the small cabinet that was given to you for your clothes. It was weird, Rarity had a room made for clothing but she forbidden you from entering.
After you were done putting your clothes on you came back down. Rainbow Dash had tooken the liberty to mess up the couch that you were currently sleeping on.
“No! What did you do!?” You panicked quickly trying to rearrange the couch just how it is supposed to be.
“Chill out Anon, it’s just a couch you know?”
“It’s not just a couch, it’s Rarity’s couch and I have to keep it neat!” You responded while looking for any creases on the blanket. “When I forgot to last time Rarity made me sleep outside for the night!”
“Did she really do that?” You nervously nodded your head making sure Rarity wasn’t around. “If that’s the case...” Rainbow took a deep breath much to your confusion.
“...RARITY!!! LOOK WHAT ANON DID!!” Rainbow yelled out loud. No sooner than later you could hear hoofsteps coming down the stairs. You tried to make the couch look good as new but you were too late.
“What is it darling? I was in the middle of finishing something.” You blocked her view of the couch and looked at Rainbow Dash. She had that look on her face. You rapidly shook your head not wanting to get in trouble.
Then she pushed you aside letting Rarity have a good look of the couch. You braced yourself, maybe she would go easy on you this time.
“ANONYMOUS!!!” Rarity screamed making you and Rainbow Dash flinch. To avoid any mayhem you made a run for it. Running upstairs you looked around trying to find a place to hide. The heavy hoofsteps coming up the stairs only made your nerves grow stronger.
“There you are you brute!” You yelped at the sound of her voice. In a last minute attempt, you bolted to the window and slammed yourself through it. The window pane shattered in bits of pieces. You could feel the glass pieces pierce through your skin as you fell 10 feet from the ground.
You didn’t know what was worse, this or facing Rarity’s wrath. In an instant your face collided with the snow. You took a moment to catch your breath until you heard the door slam open.
You tried to get up only to fall down once more. The snow around you was covered in red due to the blood spilled from your arms. Instead of walking you crawled a couple of feet. However your body gave up making you crash under the snow.
You felt the urge to scream out in pain but holded it to avoid giving up your hiding spot. You immediately regretted falling from the window when you saw the fashionista following the trail of blood. You shutted your eyes as a last resort.
“Anonymous?” You heard her say. You held your breath in hopes of Rarity going away.
“Please come out.” At that point you wished that you could come out. Sadly the pain along with the snow toppled on you prevented you to do so.
In a heartbeat, you felt the snow’s pressure disappear. You opened your eyes to see Rarity’s horn glowing meaning that she knew a spell to melt the snow away. Rarity gasped as she saw your current form.
“D-don’t h-hurt me.” You pleaded. You looked up at the sky trying to avoid eye contact with Rarity. A minute passed by when you felt her magic aura lift you up and headed towards her boutique.
“There you go Anonymous, hopefully you can recover quickly so I can go out later.”
You sat there flabbergasted by the sudden turn of events. Rarity actually helped you. She didn’t turn to a demon like you thought she would. The unicorn tended your injuries like if it was nothing. But why?
“Why?” You asked Rarity.
“Hm? Why what?”
“Why did you help me?”
“Why shouldn’t have I?”
“Because you hate me.” You acknowledged letting your head slump to the wall.
“I don’t hate you.” She assured you as she sat down next to you.
“Really?” You snorted. “I find that really hard to believe.” Rarity was about to respond but you cut her off. “On my first night here you left me outside, then you start to boss me around on what I should and should not do, you force me to stay here while you go off and party with your friends, and you’re what made me jump out the window in the first place just because I didn’t arrange your damn couch right!”
You heard Rarity whimper as you finished letting out your anger. You felt a large weight fall off your shoulders. It feels so good to just let it out after all these months.
“W-was I really that cruel?” Did she just really ask that?
“Ring a fucking ding ding! You finally fucking noticed. After all these months of fucking mayhem you just now realize what you’re fucking doing to me!” More anger was unleashed at the mare who was now cowering in fear.
You took a deep breath breath before looking down at your clothing. “Just fucking great.....now my damn clothes look’s like rags.” You made your way upstairs also hearing hoofsteps following behind you.
“I-i can make some more clothes for you!” She declared causing you to laugh.
“Why? So you can tear them apart like the last time I asked if you can make me some more clothing?” Rarity hung her head down ashamed of her actions. “You know what? It doesn’t matter anymore cause I’m leaving this place.”
Rarity’s eyes sprang wide open from your last sentence. You ignored it, opening the small cabinet to retrieve your clothes.
“You can’t leave!” Rarity protested. “You have nowhere else to go!”
“Anywhere else is better than here.” You sneered heading back downstairs and towards the door until you could feel something wrapping around your right leg preventing you to go any further.
“Please don’t go! I’ll make it up to you!” She offered with pleading eyes.
“Why are you all of the sudden so nice to me? Huh?”
“Because I feel bad about the misery I inflicted on you and now I want to make it up to you.” Rarity replied. You raised an eyebrow.
“Or you’re trying to make yourself feel less guilty about your actions and not thinking about me.” You glared at her seeing the nervousness in her eyes.
“How about if I take you to the Hearth’s Warming Eve party tonight? We can make up there.” The mare suggested.
“You aren’t going to lock me up this time?” Rarity shook her head. “Wow...I finally get to go to a party after all these times. When does it start?”
Rarity looked at the clock hanging above you. “In about three hours from n-”
The door slammed open, interrupting Rarity at the moment.
“Hey monkey where have you been? We need your help ASAP!” Rainbow Dash took your arm and led you outside. You waved Rarity goodbye as you were forced outside at your own will.
Although you didn’t notice the huge smirk forming on Rainbow Dash’s muzzle.
“Alright monkey first things first, we need you to hang these lights on top of the roofs.” Rainbow explained pointing to the house without any decorations.
“I don’t know Rainbow. Can’t you do this yourself since you can fly up there?” You asked suspiciously.
“I can’t, sprained my wing practicing for the wonderbolts.” She replied calmly.
“Aren’t there any pegasi who can do this?”
“Look Anon, do you want to help or not?” Rainbow bluntly asked.
“Alright, alright, just give me the darn thing.” She handed you the lights before backing away from the spot. This should’ve send red signals all over your brain. But of course you didn’t pay much attention to it.
You got a stool and settled the lights down. You then straighten the lights out not noticing the rainbow maned mare hovering above you with a cloud beside her.
“Hey Rainbow, how exactly am I suppose to light them up.” You looked ahead only to find out that Rainbow Dash wasn’t there.
“Kabooya!” You heard her yell from above. Looking up you saw Rainbow bounce on a cloud which dropped small portions of snow below. Although it was small the fall was pretty high causing the pressure to increase to hard that it made you fall.
“Bwahaha! You totally fell for that!” Rainbow fell to her back on the cloud laughing her heart out.
“Hehe you sure did get me...” You went silent after that, removing the snow from your body.
“Alright Anon! Next thing on our check list is to get a Hearth’s Warming tree. The only good tree was one that I saw at the edge of the Everfree Forest " Your body shuddered at the mention of the Everfree Forest. You haven’t actually visited the place but you heard enough knowing how dangerous other ponies say it is.
“Let me guess you want me to chop the tree down?” She nodded earning a sigh from you. The two of you spent fifteen minutes to arrive at the edge of the forest.
“Give me the axe Rainbow.” You demanded earning a confused look from her.
“I thought you already had one on you.” Great just what you needed. “Wait! We can ask Fluttershy for hers. She’s not that far from here, in fact I can see her cottage from here!”
You looked to your left to see the cottage that Dash was talking about. It took a solid three minutes to get there.
“Go ahead Anon, knock the door!” Rainbow Dash ordered. Not to waste anymore time you gently knocked on the door three times waiting for the door to open. When it did the one behind the door took it’s sweet time opening it.
“ROAR!!!” You screamed like a girl who lost it’s barbie. Stumbling on you back you heard laughter once more.
“Hahahaha! Anon screams like a little filly!” Rainbow Dash and the bear continued to laugh at you as you were getting up.
“Ha good one.....Dash.” You paused mid sentence feeling your right eye twitch.
“Yeah, yeah, hey Harry can you take down a tree?”
Rarity was at her boutique trying her best to make new clothes for you. However, your angry words kept playing in her head.
“No! I messed up the clothes again!” Rarity threw the ruined clothing to the side of the room and sat down in frustration.
“It’s obvious that clothes won’t help solve this but what will?” She pondered at the thought. Then she started to look around the room for any inspiration which the room was named for.
A minute later she saw it. Rarity galloped to the object and inspected it.
“I guess it doesn’t matter how expensive the gift is, the thought is what counts.” Rarity levitated the object and placed it by her sewing machine.
“Don’t worry darling, I’ll make it up to you.”
The walk to Ponyville was certainly an interesting one. The residents just stared at you for a moment before they started to laugh for no apparent reason. Maybe it was the fact that a bear was lifting a tree about the size of a building.
“What’s wrong with them Dash? Did we miss something?” You asked.
“N-no! We didn’t miss anything. You better not miss my special surprises.” She muttered the last part so you wouldn’t hear. “Anywho! We just need to decorate the tree with ornaments!”
“And you need me why?” You questioned while also irritating Dash.
“We want you to put the Sun on top of the tree! Most important ornament for the most important hooman in Equestria.” The sun? Must be just like the star back home.
“I’m the only human here.” You reminded her. You sighed heavily before remembering something urgent that you needed to do. “Oh I almost forgot! I have to go find something.”
“But we need you here!” Rainbow Dash pleaded.
“Relax Dash, judging by the size of the tree, it’ll take about an hour to decorate. Besides, I need to go get the thing I need.” You left Ponyville and headed off to a rocky area.
“Now that that’s done I have to put the sun up.” It sounded rather odd saying that but that’s just how it is here in Equestria. You placed the box with the other one’s and headed towards the tree.
“Anonymous!” Rarity shouted making you freeze. Maybe she’s hear to finish the job. Sighing you anxiously turned around only to see Rarity with a huge smile on her face.
“Greetings Anonymous!” She placed something on the table obviously trying to hide it. The unicorn turned back to you and flashed her smile again. “I hope Rainbow Dash didn’t give you too much trouble.”
You stared at her not responding to her question.
“Is there something the matter darling?”
“No, it’s just this is the first time I’ve seen you smile.....just gorgeous.” You whispered the last part. Either Rarity can read lips or has super hearing because you can see a blush start to form on her cheeks.
“O-oh thank you Anonymous. It’s not everyday that I get compliments from a stallion just like yourself.” The two of you stared at each others eyes for a moment before you spoke up.
“So you wanted to talk right?” You asked as you sat down on the bench.
“Y-yes that’s right!” She sat at the edge of the bench before continuing. “I’d like to get to know you better.”
You raised an eyebrow. “Me?” The unicorn mare nodded. “There’s nothing much to tell. I was a business worker back on Earth before coming to Equestria. Now I’m here as the only human in Equestria surrounded by a race of sentiment ponies. So life has been sort of cruel for me.”
As you were rambling on about your life in Ponyville Rarity found herself staring at you. Not once had she really got a good look at you. Your chestnut brown eyes really stood out to her. It was a marvelous sight watching your eyes shine from the sunset.
Rarity then eyed your hair. Your jet black hair was surprisingly clean and fluffy. She would make you wash up in the lake since Rarity doesn’t want you to use her tub at all. She chastised herself for being that mean to you even when she didn’t realize it at the time.
“Darling.” You snapped out of your talkative trance and noticed that Rarity had gotten closer to you then before you started talking. “I deeply apologize for interrupting but may I ask you a question?”
“Shoot.”
“When did you get so....” She scooted closer and touch your arm. “...fit?”
This question dumbstruck you. Did she really just ask that? Regardless you answered her question not wanting to mess up this opportunity for friendship.
“Like right about the time where you first forced me to stay at the boutique with nothing to do while you went out.” You replied truthfully. The look on her face told you that it wasn’t the best choice of words.
“Oh...” Awkward silence filled the area between the two of you.
“Now can I ask you a question?”
“Of course Anonymous.”
“What’s with the sudden change of heart?” It was weird, just earlier Rarity was chasing you up the stairs and now she’s acting.....well nice.
“To be honest, I thought I was already acting nice until you yelled at me for what I’ve done.”
You winced. “Yeah....sorry about that, It was really bugging me for a long time. Also, sorry for the broken window.” You awkwardly chuckled.
“I know somepony who can fix it but why did you jump out of the window? You could’ve killed yourself!” Rarity half shouted causing some heads to turn.
“You’re frightening when you’re mad you know.” Rarity blushed at the comment. “I didn’t really want to get thrown out the door again.” What is up with you and these reminders all of a sudden.
Rarity rested her head on your lap. “Do you ever wish that you can go back in time and fix your mistakes?” You found it rather cute seeing Rarity look at you with those big sapphire eyes. You petted her mane before replying.
“Honestly I wish I would’ve visited my parents more often before I came here. I wonder what they’re doing right now. Do they think I’m dead? Do they still remember their little boy?” You never really thought about it until Rarity brought it up. All these thought’s flew around your mind.
You snapped back to reality when you felt a pair of hooves wrap around your back.
“I’m sorry that you can’t see your parents again. I’m sure they still remember you, they’re the ones who raised you after all darling.” Rarity assured you before she rubbed her cheek against your chest. The unicorn mare closed her eyes and pleasantly relaxed as you wrapped an arm around her.
“Thanks Rarity, that means a lot t-”
“Hey monkey boy!!!” You jumped slightly hearing Rainbow Dash yell. “We need you to put up the sun now!” She hovered above you taking a closer look at the scene in front of her. “What’s going on here?”
“Just some friendly banter is all.” You replied before standing up and grabbing the sun from her. “How exactly am I going to get up there anyways?”
“Use your monkey abilities and climb up the buildings!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed which only annoyed you. You were much more than the average monkey.
“Alright just stop bossing me around.” You made your way to the closest building near the tree. “Geez.”
“That was certainly nice of you letting Anonymous place the sun.” Rarity said looking at you climbing the building.
“Come on Rarity, you know what’s going to happen!”
“What’s going to happen?” Rarity questioned confused by her statement.
“Didn’t somepony tell you? I set up a prank for Anon. Everypony is in on it!” Rarity’s calm expression turned to a panicked one.
“You’re going to prank Anon!? Don’t you think you should be celebrating with him on this day? It’s Hearth’s Warming Eve for goodness sake!” Rarity gasped as she saw you about to put the sun up on the tree.
“Lighten up Rarity, it’s just a joke. Anon’s cool with it, that’s why I do it everyday.” This was news to Rarity, just how did she manage to prank you behind her back.
“In the morning......the messy couch...was you?!”
“You betcha! Now pay attention to this!” Rainbow Dash could hardly contain her excitement. Rarity looked at her friend in shock before switching her focus to you.
“It’s all fun and games until somepony gets hurt Rainbow Dash. Physically or Mentally.” Rarity reminded her before going to the table to retrieve an item.
“How the heck am I suppose to put this on?” It took you quite sometime to figure out how exactly were you supposed to put it on before you got it.
“Yes! Now to just twist it around. Righty tighty, lefty loosely.” You gave the ornament a few turns to the right until you felt waves of electricity shoot through your body.
You yelled out in shock (no pun intended) feeling your body move up, still gripping on the ornament. The pulses of electricity lasted for a few seconds which was more than enough to mess up your brain signals.
Once it did stop you let go of the ornament and started to fall of the humongous tree. You could hear laughter from all over the area at your misfortune. Just as you were going to hit the floor you felt something soft break your fall.
An air mattress, not the best way to break a fall but at least it didn’t hurt as much as a real fall to the ground. You lay there with a goofy expression on your face.
“Bwahahhahaha!!! Look at his face everypony!” You heard Rainbow Dash say. Once you came back to your senses you placed a hand over your forehead trying to soothe the nerve cells going crazy.
“Grab my hoof darling.” You removed your hand from your view to see a marshmallow.
“What the? Marshmallow’s can’t talk.”
“If I can get a bit for everytime I’ve heard that. Anonymous, it’s me Rarity!” You can see the marshmallow shake left and right adding more confusion towards you. Then it went away much to your disappointment before Rarity’s face came into view.
“Are you alright darling?” Rarity asked worried about your current condition.
“Yeah.” You slowly got up. “Not the first time I got electrocuted.”
All the ponies here still hollered in laughter to which you rubbed your neck embarrassingly.
“That was more funnier than I expected.” Rainbow Dash admitted flicking a tear from her eye.
“G-good one R-rain-rainbow D-dash.” You complimented while also feel both of your eyes twitch angrily.
“Are you alright Anonymous? You seem kind of shaky.”
“Just dandy!” You peered at Rarity noticing that she’s hiding something behind her. “What’s behind your back?”
Rarity smiled before showing you what she was hiding. It was a present.......for you.
“W-wow, is this really for me?”
“Yes it is darling now open it!” You were about to open the lid until Rainbow Dash stopped you.
“Hey not out in the open, some colts and fillies might get jealous of you for opening your...present before tomorrow.” Rainbow looked around the place and no sooner than later did her smirk come back.
“Open it there.” She pointed a hoof behind you to a dark area of the town.
“Oh that’s perfect! Let me just get mine present first!” You ran towards the table grabbing your box and headed back with the two mares.
“Oh Anonymous.....you didn’t have to get me one.” Rarity looked at the present with a blush starting to form on her face once more.
“I insist! Now come on let’s go!” You grabbed Rarity’s hoof before dashing off through the snow. (No pun intended, again)
“This is going better than I imagined! Who knew that Rarity would get a gift for the monkey!” The pegasus said to herself before flying of to Sugarcube Corner in a hurry.
“Alright now that we’re here do you mind telling me what you got?” You couldn’t help but let out a laugh of excitement. And here you thought that you were going to wake up tomorrow with a face full of coal.
“It’ll be better if you open it darling.” As soon as she said that you didn’t hesitate to throw the lid out and peer inside the box. You looked at Rarity and then the box.
“Is this really...” You lifted the object to find out that it indeed was. It was your favorite cap that was given to you by your late grandfather. “I thought you threw it away because it violated the clothing rule.”
“I made that up, I just thought it looked uncouth. D-do you like it?” Rarity’s heart started to beat faster from nervousness and a different kind of element that she never felt before.
“No I don’t...” Rarity’s heart shattered, she knew she should’ve gotten something expensive. Thought never counts! Just big piles of bits.
“...I love it!” You yelled out in happiness as you placed it on your head. “You even fixed the hole at the top!” Rarity’s heart exploded in joy. You really liked it! You picked her up and squeezed her tightly.
“I can just kiss you for this!” You froze as you finished saying that. Was it out of happiness or was it something else. A feeling that you haven’t experienced in a long time.
Meanwhile, Rarity looked up with a large blush on her face. “A-anonymous, look.” You too looked up. It took a moment to see what she was pointing at due to the darkness. However, when you saw it you felt your face grow hot.
It was a mistletoe.
You stared at Rarity who also shared a similar expression.
“D-do the kissing rules still apply here?”
“Y-yes darling.” The two of you stared at each other. Brown eyes meeting blue. As soon as this happened you both looked down at the floor.
“Hehe.”
“Haha.”
It didn’t take long before she spoke up.
“It is the rules after all right darling?” Rarity wrapped her forehooves around you and look deeply into your eyes with a dreamy expression.
“We are suppose to following the rules after all.” You said putting down the present before wrapping both of your arms around Rarity to bring her in closer.
She puckered her lips and leaned in closer. You could feel her tail swish left and right excitingly. Just as you were going to lean in your face was smothered in something creamy. You dropped Rarity and got down on your knee’s trying to wipe the cream of your eyes.
For the second time tonight you heard ponies all around you laugh. Once you regained your vision you found that your face was covered in pie.
“Ha! Look at Anon! He’s covered in pie!” The laughter roared through the entire town. You looked at Rarity who was trying to stop herself from laughing.
“This was all a set up wasn’t it?” Your voice grew dark. “You all played me for a fool. A fool who is thought to be stupid....” You stood back up with the tray of pie in the palm of your hands. You smeared off the remainder of the cream from your face and filled it in the tray.
“You think this is all funny don’t you!” You yelled smashing the pie at Rarity’s face as hard as you could. The laughter died down quickly.....
“You all think you can just get with this. You fucking little shits are wrong. I am Anonymous! I am a fucking human and there’s not a god damn thing you can do to stop me!” Your insanity reached it’s peak thanks to the ponies.
You roared like a bear and charged at all the tables, flipping over the food and presents. You stomp on all the presents ignoring the foals cries of shock.
“Woah Anon chill o-”
You cut off Rainbow Dash. “Don’t you tell me to fucking chill out. All these pranks are led by your sorry ass. This is all your fault and now you’re going to watch me ruin this stupid holiday for all these little shits!”
You then charged at the Christmas tree until you were stopped by the pie faced unicorn.
“Please Anonymous, stop!” She pleaded only igniting your anger.
“And who the hell are you!? You fucking played me! Pretending to be nice to me, l-i should’ve known better than to trust you.”
“But I wasn’t pretending!” She protested.
“And I didn’t fall in love with you. All damn lies!” You pushed her aside and with all your might you shoved the tree over causing it to fall down.
“Y-you loved me?” Rarity looked at the destruction you caused. Hearth’s Warming Eve was ruined for everypony including you.
“I-i love you too...” She whispered softly as you continued to destroy anything in sight. But before you turned around you felt a large bolt of magic hit you on the head knocking you over in an instant.
“That’s it! Spike send a letter to the princess, Anon has crossed the line now.” Twilight demanded to which Spike nodded, pulling out a piece of parchment and a quill.
“Dear Princess Celestia, the human known as Anonymous went on a rampage and ruined all of Ponyville’s decorations. He also could’ve killed anypony with the tree that he knocked over. For the good of Ponyville I request that you bring some guards this instant and take him away. We don’t want him here. Any punishment is acceptable. Your faithfull student, Twilight Sparkle.”
“What are you doing Twilight?” Rarity asked as Spike delivered the letter to the Princess.
“I’m doing what’s right Rarity. Anon is going away from Ponyville forever.” The last sentence made Rarity’s body freeze.
“Y-you’re sending Anon away?” Twilight nodded. “No you can’t! It wasn’t his fault!”
Twilight merely shook her head. “We all know what happened Rarity. The only thing that matters is the fact that Anon has ruined Hearth’s Warming Eve!” Twilight lifted your body in the air. “Come on Spike, let’s go home.”
Rarity pounced on your body, stopping Twilight in the process. She looked at the studious unicorn with pleading eyes.
“P-please Twilight....don’t take him away.”
Frustrated, Twilight lightly shook your body so that Rarity would fall of gently.
“I’m really sorry Rarity but this day was bound to happen. Besides, we were all pretending. Remember?” Twilight reminded her before trotting to her house.
The town was filled with angry and sadness. Fillies and colts were crying because their presents were smashed. The adults scolded your helpless body. The damage was already done.
“You okay there Rarity?” Rainbow Dash asked her friend. Rarity was too flabbergasted to move. The events that occured flowed through her mind. “Rarity?” The sound of her voice was all it took for Rarity to lash out her anger too.
“This is all your fault! You threw that pie at Anonymous during a very special scene for me! You ruined Hearth’s Warming Eve. Ugh! I told you Rainbow Dash that you shouldn’t prank anypony during the holiday’s! Now look what you’ve done!” Rarity screamed at Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash has never seen her this mad. “It wasn’t my fault that the monkey wanted to kiss you! It also wasn’t me who made him go crazy, he is a monkey!” Dash yelled back at her friend.
“Maybe I wanted him to kiss me!” Rarity shouted, tears dropping from her eyes along with her mascara. “Then you ruined it all!” Rarity galloped as fast as she could all the way back to her boutique.
The following morning you awaken while also being tied up.
“He’s in here Princess Celestia.” You heard a voice say. The princess of the sun arrived in the room with an angry expression on her face.
“I hope you realize what you have done Anonymous.”
“Yes princess.” You sighed heavily. “I know what I have done.” Last night was crazy. The crazy being you. You didn’t have much control over your actions last night. The crazy part of you took over and ruined Hearth’s Warming Eve.
“I hope you understand that you will be receiving the highest of punishments for ruining a town and nearly killing my subjects.” You could only nod accepting the fate that you were going to receive.
“Guards get him to the carrige!” She ordered letting the guards handle you. The replaced the ropes with chains, tying it to both of your wrists.
“Walk human!” One of them commanded stabbing your back with there spear. You yelped jumping forward. Not wanting to get stabbed again you began walking out the library. You saw everypony staring at you furiously.
“No looking at the civilians without permission!” They stabbed your leg, letting your body drop to one knee. “Move human!” You slowly got up and walked with one leg.
A few minutes later you spotted a golden carriage. You couldn’t believe this was happening all because you didn’t control your anger.
“Enter human.” You obeyed getting on the carriage and waiting patiently for the Princess to arrive. Clopping hooves could be heard behind you. You didn’t dare to look in fear of the guards hurting you.
“Can we speak to Anon?” Once voice asked.
“Make it quick, the princess will be here any minute now.”
“Howdy Anon. We heard what happened last night.” Applejack said earning a chuckle from you.
“Yeah, I lost my cool all because of fucking pie. You came here to say goodbye or something?” You felt her hoof touch your shoulder.
“Applebloom is gonna miss you ya know.” Now you felt guilty. The little filly really looked up to you when you told her stories about yourself.
“Tell her that I’m going to miss her.” Applejack nodded before leaving to her farm.
“Hey Nonny!”
“Nice to see you again Pinkie.” Out of nowhere Pinkie popped from under the carriage and stared at you.
“Where are you going?” She asked tilting her head in confusion. Did she really not hear what happened last night?
“Princess Celestia is taking me to Canterlot...”
“Ooh like a vacation!?” Even at a time like this she still smiled. “Can I come? Can I? Can I?”
“No I don’t think you want to see what they have planned for me.” She is way too innocent for this.
“Aww! Oh well! Can you send me a post card when you get there?”
“Sure Pinkie.” You rubbed her head before she took off to Sugarcube Corner.
“Heyyy Anon.” Your veins started to boil.
“Get the hell out of my sight Rainbow Dash!” She took off immediately. You were hoping to see somepony in particular.
She never showed.
Princess Celestia arrived and the carriage flew to the air. Neither of you two said a word to each other.
“Where is it!?” Rarity spent the whole morning looking around the area with the mistletoe. The gift that was given to her was lost due to your rampage.
There it is!” She dashed towards the present to find that it wasn’t destroyed after the events of last night. She silently screamed with joy as she found her gift.
“Oh Anonymous....” Rarity admired what was inside the box.
It was a diamond, one of the rarest items in Equestria. There was something else inside. It was a teddy bear with one of those “hug me” stickers on them. Before she did that she found the teddy bear holding something.
It was a note
She read it,
Dear Rarity,
To the most gorgeous pony in Equestria I hope we can become friends after this night. A friend is what I want for Heart’s Warming tomorrow.
Maybe even more....
From Anonymous
P.S.- Hug the bear
In an instance Rarity hugged the bear tightly.
“I love you.” The mare gasped at the bears words. So it was true, you really did love her...but why? All she did was act mean towards you. If this was written before you two made up then why did you love her? What did you see in her.
Using her magic to the fullest Rarity changed the teddy bear to a doll identical to you. She hugged the human doll with compassion.
“I love you.” The doll repeated.
“I love you too darling.”
One Month later.....
“Princess Celestia, the human has escaped it’s cell!!!”