the One and Only PinkiePool

by ExMedal

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 472

you have all heard stories and seen pictures of the Pinkie Pie in DeadPool clothing right?
if you haven't then what the ever loving buck do you live the middle of antarctica!
anyway for those of you who aren't living under rocks then sit down and listen to our tail of how the Super Duper Party Pony became the Pranking Merc with the Mouth PinkiePool

it will blow your mind out of your eye sockets

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-23 17:03:01 UTC

Chapter 0 Meet the Merc

the city of Manehatten.

Night time.

not long after the time a pony would normally get a midnight snack at.

and on this night there is a gathering of some of the city's biggest 's investors in one of the tallest towers. you know the type, makes lots of money, step on the little ponys that work for them, have lots of enemies that would love some sweet pay back. so it should be no surprise that some pony payed a mercenary to plant a bomb right in the middle of the room they where all in.

KABOOM!!!

however it was surprising to every pony outside the building to hear a loud explosion followed by a bunch of business ponies bursting out of the front doors in a tilde wave of pink sticky sparkling gunge. wile everypony was gathered around the mound of investor filled sludge, a single pony was watching from the shadows of an alleyway across the street from the tower doors. the pony looked down at the small trigger in her hoof and threw it over her shoulder as she turned around to walked down the dark ally wile happily humming to herself. the mare was wearing a full body red and black suit with only her pink candy floss like hair and tail exposed. the pony slowed down her walk and eventually stopped to look up to the sky.

"hay!"

the pony called up to the night sky.

"hay! I'm talking to you!"

she said feeling like she wasn't being noticed.

"oh no its not that I mean this is my comic after all"

she said to...wait a minuet...are you...are you talking to me? YOU CAN HEAR ME!!!

"yeah silly, I'm PinkiePool, part Pinkie Pie part DeadPool of corse I can hear you!"

well...this is awkward, this has never happened before.

"wait what about that time in chapter 4 of "Lyra's Changeling" when Bon bon criticised you for taking so long with the flash back?"

well thats, wait you've been reading my other fan fics?

"oh yeah, even the ones that you haven't been able to publish yet because of your grammar and spelling"

I HAVE DYSLEXIA!!!

"I'm sorry, well anyway since I have interrupted this far why don't you have a brake wile I tell everyone my amazing origin story"

fine! I may as well go and see if I can make my stories good enough for the guys who approve this stuff.

never had this problem with fan fiction but oh no the is bad, this image is to big, there are to many colours mutter mutter...

"he'll be fine in a wile, so anyway sit back and relax because you are about to learn the amazing never tolled but often speculated origin story of the one and only PINKIEPOOL!!!"