Best Hearth's Warming Eve Ever!
School was back but the memories of the holiday experience still lingered in the minds of the young ponies. Like every school during the holidays, an assignment was given that had to be worked during vacation. Thankfully, Miss Cheerilee decided on a simple paragraph assignment. Just tell the class how was your Hearth's Warming Eve. Extra credit points if your story is the most interesting.
Ponyville Schoolhouse was packed with fillies and colts desiring to orally present their reports. Many of them were dull but the kids still enjoyed their vacation and time with their families.
Apple Bloom explained how her family had their usual Hearth's Warming Eve tradition at their farm. Not only did Pinkie Pie's family visited but even Tender Tap's family was invited. Apple Bloom sighed joyfully at the memory of dancing with Tender Taps under the tree. Scootaloo had an action-packed day with her adoptive older sister, Rainbow Dash. Her report had nothing but words that were defined as "awesome." Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon always bored the class with their expensive party at the mansion. However, since this is the first Hearth's Warming Eve where the two rich ponies turned NICE, more ponies stayed awake to hear the duo's report. Snips and Snails practically failed the report. Said nothing but sit on the couch the entire Hearth's Warming Eve. Dinky's report was also short. She explained that her vacation with mother Derpy and her stepfather Doctor Hooves was uneventful. It did not involve time traveling nor exterminating robots nor 3D glasses nor weeping angels or even fish fingers with custard. Ruby Punch's party was alright until Berry Punch found out her gift was a lifetime supply of eggnog. Button Mash did not go to a Hearth's Warming Eve party because he got grounded for punching a colt in the nose while fighting over a copy of Call of Doody: Infinite Toilets. He wasn't that upset since he managed to play it despite being grounded.
After some students finished their reports, all that was left was Sweetie Belle. The unicorn filly jumped and down, knowing that her report will be the hit of the show! When Cheerilee called out her name, Sweetie Belle rushed to the front and cleared her throat.
"My report is called: The Night Santa Claus Visited..."
Ah...the smell of Hearth's Warming Eve! Oh how I'll never forget the sweet scent all over Carousel Boutique!
The faint aroma of gingerbread ponies still lingered throughout the residence. The cold was crisp and stingy but the heat that brightened up my room prevented me from turning into an ice cube. Rarity let me have one last of cocoa before I went to bed so I could still feel the warmth of the delicious chocolate treat filling up my tummy.
I won't lie, I didn't want to go to sleep yet. I wanted to stay up so that I can meet Santa Claus! If all of you don't know who Santa Claus is, I think it's a good time to come out of that big rock you're living in. He's one of the greatest ponies ever during Hearth's Warming Eve! Riding on that big cherry red sleigh of his with dragons at the front, carrying his ride and toys! Oh the toys!!! Stuff like toy trains and basketballs and all sorts of things he only gave to fillies and colts who have been nice! Thankfully, the Crusaders and I were on our best behavior, going around helping others learn more about their cutie marks along with some good ol' caroling!
I hoped that Santa Claus brought that Joyboy game I wanted so that I could hang out with Button Mash. Yeah yeah, he's cute. I don't care if all of you know that by now. Anyway, I wanted to stay up late even though Rarity told me that I shouldn't sleep too late. Despite that, she made me some hot chocolate so that I can stay awake but it did the opposite and made me feel sleepy. I was a bit down that I couldn't sit in e fireplace wide awake til midnight, but at least I would get some rest for the big day tomorrow!
I went straight to bed and slept like a baby filly. When I woke up, I wanted to rush down to open my gifts and wake up Rarity! One look from my alarm clock stopped me though.
11:47 PM
Rats! I had to wait thirteen minutes until Hearth's Warming Day began! But on the bright side, at least I'm awake to stay with Rarity until midnight and maybe even meet Santa Claus!
I snuck down to the staircase quietly. I wanted to surprise Rarity so that she can see what a big mare I am, being able to be this awake at this time! I arrived at the living room and got a good peek from the doorway.
The big pine tree sat at the corner with way too much decorations on it that made it look awfully pretty. Stockings hang near the fireplace that had three burning logs that warmed up the living room. I was overjoyed to see the presents under the tree but was a bit disappointed I didn't see the pony who put them there. Sitting on that big red couch was my big sister, Rarity. Oh how she looked radiant as she rested near the fire. Lady-like manners, pretty eyes, and a beautiful mane and tail. No wonder all the stallions all fall for her. Shame that none is good enough for her. She continued to stare at the fireplace with a dreamy look on her face and a fluffy Santa hat on her head. Huh, she must be waiting for you-know-who~
I readied myself for one of my signature pounces on top of my big sis until...HE VISITED!
The fireplace suddenly made some weird noises that almost frightened me a bit. Rarity was not scared. In fact, as the fireplace sounded even a bit more strange, her smile grew wider and her eyes beamed up as she leaned forward a bit. I peeked a bit and saw a shadow from the fireplace that grew bigger and darker...
Then BAAM! Somepony just landed on the fireplace. I was shocked. Mostly because he was standing on top of a fire but didn't even say "ouch." In fact, as I looked more closely, the pony was smiling without a care in the world. I even saw Rarity let out a tiny giggle as she grinned towards the pony.
The pony slowly crawled out of the fireplace which let me got a good look of him. I almost dropped my jaw. He was wearing red clothes. Like Santa Claus. He was wearing that familiar red hat. Like Santa Claus! And he just climbed down a chimmey without any problem.
Just...like...
IT WAS HIM! SANTA CLAUS!!!
I wanted to jump and hug him but I glanced at the clock and saw it was not midnight. I was a bit sad but I waited patiently. After all, he only gave gifts to good ponies and good ponies wait until midnight. I didn't want him to take away my presents back!
Speaking of which, Santa looked a bit different than I thought. I didn't mind the fact that he didn't have a bag full of toys on his shoulders. I'm sure he left them up in his sled on the roof. However, he didn't look like a pony. In fact, he looked like...a dragon? I looked closely and saw he had green spikes on his body and was covered in purple scales. Wow. Santa Claus looks like Spike, especially now that Spike is all grown up and bigger than Big Macintosh! That's dragon growth sprouts for you!
Rarity smiled sweetly at Santa and purred at him. "Why hello there handsome." Gosh, my sister will flirt with anypony nowadays. "You finished with your errands?"
"Just in time to see your pretty and hard-to-look-away face." Santa replied, his voice sounding like Spike's voice. I didn't know Santa was also a flirting pony!
Rarity slowly stood up and walked to him in a slow way. "What a good little dragon...I think I should reward you for all your troubles."
Santa placed a claw on her cheek. "Hearing your elegant and lovely voice is reward enough."
"Oh you silly lizard. Let me be generous for Mr. Claus for once! Oh, and I know how..."
I widen my eyes when Rarity leaned forward and placed her lips on Santa Claus's lips. Santa looked shocked for a moment but quickly regained his thoughts. He placed his purple claws on Rarity's cheeks as he kissed her back. I gotta admit, it looks so adorable! Boy, Rarity must really like Santa Claus. I wonder what she wants him to give her? After the long kiss, she departed as she flashed him a cute smile.
"Oooh, I love it when you do that tongue trick on my tongue, Spikey-Wikey." Well there's an interesting fact! Santa has the same name as Spike! What a coincidence. Must be why Twilight named him after Santa Claus.
"Only for the best, my cute little marshmallow..." Santa suddenly grabbed her butt which made her shriek. It wasn't a bad touch shriek. It was the shriek Scootaloo yells when she's riding on top of Rainbow Dash's waterfall dive. The final straw was when he used his long serpent tongue and slid it across her neck.
"Heaven's sake, you know how to press my buttons, Spikey darling!"
She suddenly jumped on top of him, mashing her lips against his lips. Wow, must be some kind of holiday dance or something. He seemed to scratch her back and soon her butt. I was a bit surprised when Rarity used her magic to pull down Santa's pants. I gotta admit, it sure was funny to see two pink carrots from between Santa's legs. He sure was an interesting character!
I'm guessing Rarity pulled down his pants as some sort of prank because Santa reached for between her legs. Silly Santa! Rarity isn't wearing anything! What are you going to find down there? My question was answered when I saw a pink triangle between my sister's legs. Huh. It looked alright.
That night I learned a new Hearth's Warming Eve prank. I saw how Santa pushed one of his carrots into Rarity's triangle. It was getting funny as Rarity started to laugh. Santa started to go back and forward with an evil looking smile on his face. Pranks are often considered to be evil but in good fun, so I don't blame Santa. Also found it funny to see while one carrot is inside the triangle, the other carrot started to tickle the outside of the triangle. Wow, I never seen Rarity this happy! So happy that she started to shout.
"More Spike!"
"I'm going as fast as I can!"
Heh, if only you would be there to see apple juice come out of the triangle!
"I LOVE YOU RARITY!"
"I LOVE YOU TOO SPIKEY-WIKEY!"
Santa Claus let out an AWESOME dragon roar as cool-looking fire shot out from his mouth. I was lucky that it didn't burn down the house! That is one weird carrot since it shout out some yellow looking mayonnaise from the tip. Rarity and Santa Claus collapsed on the floor all tired but still happy from the exciting fun they had.
Neat prank. Maybe I should play it on one of the colts. But I'm not telling who!
"Round two?"
"That would be delightful, darling."
And that, my friends, is how I learned another Hearth's Warming Eve prank. And to think all you need is a long tongue, more mayonnaise, candy canes, and claws digging into triangles. Rarity went absolutely wild! She was sticking her tongue out with drool coming out of the tip of the tongue and her eyes almost went white for a bit. But, eventually, all things have to come to an end.
I thought it was sweet to see Santa Claus and Rarity sharing a sweet hug as they looked into each other's eyes.
"I love you, my little marshmallow."
"I love you too, my precious scales."
They quickly shared another quick kiss (along with more touching of their behinds) before Santa Claus climbed up the chimney. Rarity stood there with a tired yet touching smile on her face. Eventually it was midnight so I walked in the living room carefully before giving Rarity a soft hug. I didn't tell her about what I saw because I didn't want to ruin her moment and just enjoy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Besides, I couldn't wait to tell everypony in class about this!
"And that's my story of when Santa Claus visited! I hope you all enjoyed my story!"
Sweetie Belle was so happy that she failed to see the ponies' reactions. Apple Bloom was on the verge of barfing. Scootaloo was just speechless as she dropped her jaw. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon wondered if it is a good idea to actually gossip about this. Snips and Snails had left the room to use the bathroom. Dinky thought that time Derpy crashed into town hall was the craziest thing she heard but this report really took the cake. Ruby Punch hoped that she can wash all of this down with some leftover eggnog. Button Mash, while flattered to see that Sweetie Belle liked him, was horrified to hear more lewd content than that naughty game he played with that leisure suit pony named Lerry. Miss Cheerilee REALLY wanted to dismiss class right away.
Sweetie Belle's smile grew as another thought popped in her mind.
"Hey, I wonder if Santa Claus visited Spike! I hope Spike got something nice for Hearth's Warming Eve!"
Author's Note
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU STUPID SONS OF -
Ahem, sorry about that. I hope all of you have a good Xmas!
And hey! Not only did I do a second clopfic, but I finally wrote an actual Sparity story! Tis surely is the best Christmas out there!!!
Have a good Christmas and don't drink too much eggnog~
