Contains mild religious themes and almost no sexual activity.

I love dicks, and I love showing off. What better way to share my loves than to open a club where ponies can drink the edge off their inhibitions and have some fun? That was why I opened Chateau Voyeur, the hottest place in Manehattan for exhibitionists and our admirers.

This evening, I have a job interview for a pretty, nervous mare fresh off Earth. She drives my script off the rails in short order.

Edited by Damaged; pre-read by Madeline L-Equine, Meep the Changeling, and Canary in the Coal Mine.
Cover art edited by Valence Bond.