
Friendship is Optimal: Guidance
It's a normal evening at Chateau Voyeur, the hottest club for exhibitionists and their admirers in Equestria Online. Then a job interview turns everything sideways.
Contains mild religious themes and almost no sexual activity.
I love dicks, and I love showing off. What better way to share my loves than to open a club where ponies can drink the edge off their inhibitions and have some fun? That was why I opened Chateau Voyeur, the hottest place in Manehattan for exhibitionists and our admirers.
This evening, I have a job interview for a pretty, nervous mare fresh off Earth. She drives my script off the rails in short order.
Edited by Damaged; pre-read by Madeline L-Equine, Meep the Changeling, and Canary in the Coal Mine.
Cover art edited by Valence Bond.

6359 words: Estimated 32 minutes to read