Dorm Room Drama

by Dashie bro

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Drama, Alternate Universe
Length: 908

Living with roommates is hard. Especially when they're all the opposite sex as you. Flare has had it with his six roommates, but when he is about to move to a different dorm, his roommates have to express how they feel about him before he leaves them

Ever wonder what it would be like to live in the same dormitory as the mane six? Flare lives that reality as he has to deal with them every day. It's fun having them around, and they're really nice girls. It's just the small stuff piled up that gets to him. They leave their underwear all over the place, they walk into his room out of the blue and they flirt with him while he's trying to study. It's a nightmare!!

When Flare says he's finally had enough, he takes actions to leave the girls for good. When they find out, they plead with Flare to change his mind. Flare won't change his mind and he has one week to pack up before his dorm is changed. When the girls find out that Flare is leaving them, they plan to finally confess to him.

Loosely based on the MSA games.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-24 03:56:01 UTC

Prolouge

Flare opens the door to his dormitory. He had just finished his last class for the day and he was tired. After he opened the door, Flare walked in and shut it behind him. He blinked slowly and strut towards the couch.

"I'm home." He said with a sigh. His rainbow maned roommate looked over from the counter and smirked.

"Welcome back young prince." Rainbow Dash teased. Flare rolled his eyes and plopped down on the couch. He reached to his right looking for the remote. He instead grabbed something soft. Flare gripped it, palmed it and pulled it to up to see what it was. When he say what it was, he groaned.

"Pinkie!" He called out. Pinkie Pie ran out from down the hall and stopped right in front of Flare.

"Yes?" She asked enthusiastically.

"I believe these belong to you." Flare said. He held up a pair of light pink panties with little balloons on them. Pinkie Pie took them back with a smile on her face.

"Oh! Flare you're so naughty~. If you wanted to see my undies, you should've just asked." Pinkie said flirty. She turned around and bent down forward to show the underside of her skirt. She had on another pair of the same pink panties. Flare looked away and blushed.

"I...I didn't take them! You leave them around everywhere! All you girls do! It's so annoying!" Flare yelled. Flustered, he got up, walked to his room and slammed the door behind him.

Yeah, that's my life. My name is Flare. I'm a first year student here at Equestria University. I live on campus, so I was put in a dorm. I'm happy with my roommates, their really cool and nice. The problem that you probably already know, is that they're all girls. I don't know how that happened. I don't know if it was a prank or a mix up somewhere, but I know that the school has taken no actions to correct this mistake.  I mean, I don't think I should be complaining. Living under the same roof with six ladies should sound like paradise for a nineteen year old guy, right? Well, it did at first. All of them are sexy as hell, but man are they forward!

Rares came onto me like a cougar pouncing on a wounded gazelle. First day I met her, her boobs were practically the only thing I could see. To some guys my age, it would seem like a no brainer, but I know that a fashion type lady like that has to have some sort of deep dark secret. I am not willing to take a risk with her.

Twi is too much of a tsundere to even consider me as more than some horny freshman, which she is right about; however, she does seem interested in me, and that's a good sign. She just doesn't want to admit it, which I guess is okay. I'm not sure how a relationship with a girl that stuck in books would work out.

Flutts is super shy. When I did come onto her, she just blushes so hard she faints. How do you think I'll be able to get her in bed with me?

Jackie is a farm girl, which from what I hear is a good thing in the hay. There's one down side that puts fucking her off the table. She's got alien strength. Everytime she pats me me on the back, I feel like she smacked my heart out of my chest. Imagine having sex with her! I'd be paralyzed from the waist down after the first thrust!

Dashie is just a little rainbow-haired vixen. I can't count how many times she's flirted with me, said something to get me riled up or suggested I just lung myself dick first into one of the other girls. I personally think she's just a succubus feeding off my pent up feelings.

And Pinky......she's Pinky. She's as Flirty as Dashie, but I don't think she's doing it on purpose. I think she's just an airhead. An airhead with a caffeine addiction a set of tits bigger that basketball......yeah, i don't get it either.

Why do I seem so annoyed living with them? Simple answer. Because I am! I thought this would be heaven on earth, but it turned into hell after the first month. When I first moved in, it was mainly an atmosphere of chaos, confusion and mixed sexual feelings. Twi spent the entire first week trying to figure out how and why this happened. The dean of students found out that it wasn't a mistake. I was placed into the only co-ed dorm on campus intentionally with those six, as part of some sort of experiment to see if  the campus should allow more co-ed dorms. It would've been nice to have been informed about this, but I'm rambling.

You'll see more of my life soon enough. So, lets get right into it.

Flare slams the door shut! He lets out a long sigh of frustration. How much more of this torment must he suffer?! How long until they all stop?! When will this hell end?! Flare flopped onto his bed and pulled a magazine out of his backpack. The cover of the book read "Playboy" on the cover.

"I've gotta the Bolt for lending me this." Flare said to himself. "I just hope there aren't any sticky pages."