Behold! The amazing autobiography of Gloop the exiled traveling changebug, newly released for the first time!!

Join the most attractive changeling in Equestria as he leaves behind his criminal-harboring, unappreciative hive and embarks on what critics are calling the absolute best adventure of possibly all time! From tangling with secret agents and ghosts to accidentally taking a detour through Tartarus, Gloop will stop at nothing to find the mysterious Lone Changeling. Will he discover his true purpose in life along the way? Let's see what reviewers have to say:

"You're actually writing a book? Wow, okay." –Fairweather, certified Smart Pony

"I thought you couldn't read. Your file says you can't read!" –Super Secret Agent Whose Name I Can't Put On The Cover Because I Don't Wanna Be Murderized

"Gloop's story of determination in the face of hopelessness touched me deeply. It is one of the most heart-wrenching and relatable accounts I've ever heard. A must-read." –Thorax, certified Trustworthy Changeling