Bloopers!
The following bloopers have some language and some sexual references. LOTS OF SEXUAL REFERENCES!!! If you're under the age of 12 or 13 please do not read these. WARNING: IF YOU SEE STARS UNDER VERY SCENE, THAT STANDS FOR THE BLOOPER SOUND. THANK YOU FOR TAKING TIME OUT AND ACTUALLY READING THIS!! ALSO, IF YOU SEE SOME TERRIBLE SEXUAL REFERENCES, PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M A DIRTY GIRL! I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE THESE FUNNY! OKAY? I AM NOT A DIRTY GIRL!!! OKAY?? WE GOOD?? OKAY, GOT YOU FAM! HOPE YA LIKE IT, FAM!! ^^
Act 1- Fight Scene (Rainbow Dash and Amethyst)
“Who are you talking to?!”
“I’m talking to you!”
“Well, then shut up!!”
“Are you talking to me?!”
“You’re the only one with purple weave so, yeah, I’m talking to you!”
“Gurl, you lucky this is for a movie because I would have beaten your ass!”
“Beaten my ass?! Well, let’s put that to the test! Let’s go, square up!”
“Yes, let’s! Let’s go! Put em up! Whoever wins gets $5.”
“Bitch, please! Don’t let me Dragon ball Z Kai on yo ass!!”
“Don’t let me Yo Kai Watch on you!!”
“What the fuck is that? Yo, shut up! Don’t lemme roast you!”
“Shut up!! Shut up! Let’s go. Put em up!”
“Square up!!! Let’s go!!!”
In the distance…..
“Are they suppose to do that?”
“Dunno Soarin, but it’s funny as hell!! Gosh. I must add more in the sequel!”
“Sky! You wouldn't.”
“Who's the author here?”
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Act 2- Fleetfoot and Pinkie Pie
“You know. I have a dream.”
“About what, Pinkie?”
“Dunno, I just feel like Dashie should just tell Soarin how she really feels instead of crying over a girl who thinks she's all that.”
“True! People these days can't just show their true feelings.”
“Facts. Hey! How about we help Dashie?”
“Heh, I guess.”
“Let's make some cupcakes!”
“Um, should I be happy or scared right now?”
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Act 3-School Sex Scene (Between Rainbow Dash and Soarin)
“So, babe ya ready?”
“Of course I am. I wanna see your awesome tricks.”
“Oh yeah? You wanna see em?”
“Hehehehe. Yes baby! Show me all of them.”
“I hope your ready for them.”
“Oh, I was born ready.”
“Hahaha! Who's your daddy?”
“You are.”
“I said who's your daddy?”
“Oh yes! You're my daddy!”
“I am?”
“Yes! Soarin! You're my daddy!”
“This is just so disgusting Sky! Are you writing this down?”
“No! Just um, writing a mini clip. Hehehe! Sunset don't tell anyone!”
“Hehehe, I won't.”
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Act 4- Falling on Bae
When he pulled me, he pulled me too hard and then I ended up falling on top of him.
“Uh, Rainbow Dash?” Soarin asked as he was blushing, too.
“Um yes?”
“You know what I need, a night alone with your body! Put it on me!”
“Shut up you goof!”
“I do.”
“Uh huh. Keep dreaming.”
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Act 5- The Water Fall
She took a deep breath. And we started to walk more into the water, she screamed and jumped on top of me. Her feet around my waist and her hands over my neck.
“Soarin!! Please! I don't wanna drown!”
“You know what? I can't anymore!!”
*Soarin drops Rainbow Dash in the water and laughs*
“Soarin?!! This isn't funny!!!”
“Hahahahaha! It is!!”
“Shut up!”
“LMAO!!! I CAN'T!!!”
“Soarin! You'll pay for this!!”
“Will I?”
“Help meh!!”
“What was that?”
“Help me you jerk!”
“Didn't quite hear that.”
“Ugh! I hate you!”
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Act 6- Daydreaming in the Tree House
I started to get comfortable besides Soarin. I felt warm and comforted. I didn't want to leave from Soarin's grasp. I started to feel my cheeks burn when he put his hand around me. I looked up at him and he looked down on me. We were both face to face. He started to lean closer to me. My cheeks were blazing with heat. I could feel the burn. I started to lean closer to him. We were touching each other's noses and I could tell, we were both breathing heavily through our noses. He pulled back my hair from my face and touched my cheek area. We both stared into each other's eyes, both of our faces were red. Right now, we were both centimeters apart. We both leaned closer to each other. My lips were about to touch his lips. We looked at each other and then at our lips. We leaned in more and our lips were approximately 1 centimeter away. I wanted to get closer so badly but I couldn't move. My cheeks were blazing hot and my
stomach had way too much butterflies. Our lips were getting closer and closer to each other until……….
“Woah! Your hair is so smooth, Soarin. How does it feel when my hand brushes past it?”
“Um, are we really doing this right now, we're suppose to-”
“Hmm, what's that? Couldn't hear ya. Your hair is so soft I can barely hear a word you're saying. Awwwww, your hair.”
“Dashie?”
“Shush shush! Less talking more touching of hair.”
“Can someone please tell her to get off me? Please?”
“You're a sexy boy! Yeah, you are!"
“Yeah, someone help me!
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Act 7- Sexual Thoughts
I looked at him and blushed like crazy. He was swaying from side to side behind me as I whined upon him, from the back. I felt weird but after a while, I started to do it. I was whining upon him and he was swaying along with me. I hope no one find us dancing together. Too late!
“HE HAS A PENIS FOR YOUR VAGINA HOLE!!!!” (WTF SKY?? WHAT DID I DO TO MY POOR VIEWERS?!!)
“PINKIE!!!! WTF?!!!”
“Sorry but y'all want to get lucky!!”
“Can you please leave?”
“Hahahaha, wait till I tell the girls!”
“PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!”
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Act 8- Smoking It Up on Set
He picked me up and and pushed me against the wall and he was kissing me, very passionately. I kissed him back. After a while, I started to moan. He kissed my neck passionately and I moaned more. I grabbed his face and made the kiss deeper. After a while, he started to take off my blue jacket and I took off his sweater.
“Oh yess!”
“Ya want that?”
“Yess!! I doo!”
“Sky? I hope you know after this, all your readers won't read your other stories. Don't make bloopers anymore, kay?”
“Sorry, I can't help it. These are funny. Guys? Please don't stop reading. These are just for humor. And comment under this and say if you want bloopers for my other stories to come and I hope you like these!!”
“Yeah, they didn't.”
“Pinkie?”
“Sorry, please don't stop liking her stuff or else she'll go through depression for 4 months. Yeah, that happened before.”
“People don't need to know my personal business.”
“Um, ok. Wait, what the hell is on floor??!!”
“Omg! I think I'm ganna be sick!”
“Hey! This is your set! Um, clean up on Set 3!!”
“Bye! See ya next time!” ^^
Author's Note
Yes, I know everyone is going to come at me with comments like:
"Sky? We're not friends anymore. You have a dirty mind."
"Sky? How can you do this?"
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I clearly said there'll be some sexual references and some scenes. Can ya clearly not read?? Oh well, lemme know if you loved it and tell me the comments if I should make bloopers for all my stories, and no, all of them won't be sexual. This was just preparing you for what's ganna happen in the sequel to this story! Let's just say, you'll have the right to remain slient!
Only friends will get this joke. Anywho, love you all! Until next year, for the squeal! ^^
