Warning: This story contains Microphelia content, Anal Vore, Scat, and some pretty disgusting scenes. It is not for the casual reader looking for their next fic. If you aren't a fan of those fetishes, I highly recommend you find something else to read. This story is not for you.

A thousand years is a long time for a pony to live, and in such a long life there are bound to be some strange and unusual tales. Some public knowledge, some private; this story is the latter. While lowering the sun, a magical anomaly causes Princess Celestia to shrink, marking the start of a horrifying ordeal brought about by Princess Luna doing something as simple as siting down.