Dicking Around

by Hakuno

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Equestria Girls, Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Twilight Sparkle, Human
Length: 3440

Sunset has a secret, and Twilight is happy to share it.

Ever since the Battle of the Bands, Sunset has had a secret she doesn't want her friends to know. But now, after saving the world again at Camp Everfree, Twilight will find out about it, and she'll be all too happy to share it.

This fic contains: Futa.

Proofread and harshly scrutinized by: Crowscrowcrow

Published 2016-12-28 05:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-28 05:00:02 UTC

Sunset gets in Twilight's head.

Sunset gets in Twilight's head.

Camp Everfree had not been, by any means, what Twilight expected. Mysterious monsters, new magic, and enough construction work that she was reasonably certain they had violated three different kinds of labor law over the course of their stay.

Not that she particularly minded. She had friends, she wasn’t scared of magic anymore, and she had helped save the camp from the evil businessman. She felt like she was living in a fairy tale, and she loved every second of it.

There was only one downside, and it was that she was so full of energy that she just couldn’t fall asleep. It had been four hours since everyone had turned off their lamps, and three since Sunset had started making those little snorts every now and then that signaled she was truly asleep.

Twilight rolled over a few times, but no matter how much she tried, she just couldn’t sleep. She sat up and sighed in defeat. After a few seconds of silent pondering, she supposed that if she was going to have a sleepless night, she might as well use the time wisely and get a little ahead with her studies.

She stood up to go for her backpack, but she stopped a moment to look at Sunset, who was sleeping without a care in the world. Most of her blanket had fallen to the floor, her arms and legs were spread messily over the bed, and her pajama top raised a little over her belly button.

Twilight giggled a little at the sight. She knelt down to pick the blanket up to cover Sunset so she wouldn’t catch a cold. But when she was about to grab the blanket, something strange appeared in her peripheral vision. She looked up, and noticed that there was something that shouldn’t be there. At first she thought it was the darkness playing tricks on her, but the longer she stared at it, the clearer the image was.

There was a very pronounced bulge in Sunset’s pants.

Her curiosity picked, Twilight took a moment to ponder the many possibilities that could explain this odd phenomenon. After a whole minute, the hypothesis that seemed most plausible was that the fabric had wrinkled in a very specific way, but it was actually only air. But, as a creature of science, Twilight couldn’t just go away without research. She had to know that the bulge was just a wrinkle.

She stood up, leaned over, and carefully placed a hand upon it. She was surprised to find that the bulge not only was not a wrinkle, but it was warm and very hard. Sucking in a breath, Twilight slowly slid her hand to the pants’ hem. There was no time to form more hypothesis, she needed to know what was she touching, and she needed to know now.

With her hand shaking, and some sweat drops forming in her forehead, Twilight grabbed the hem and pulled it a little down.

She was immediately greeted with the sight of a glans. She dropped the hem and stepped away.

That definitely was a penis!

Why did Sunset have a penis? Twilight’s head swarmed with all kinds of thoughts and ideas that passed by, but only one stood out: Magic. More specifically, her magic! Twilight started shivering, dreading that her magic was, even now, out of control and affecting her friends as she had feared.

She had to do something, but she didn’t know what, and she didn’t want to hurt Sunset, and after a moment of hesitation, she decided on the best course of action: wake Sunset up.

Carefully, she leaned over Sunset and grabbed her by the shoulders.

“Sunset, wake up! You have a phallus!” She cried, trying not to be so loud she’d wake anyone else up.

Sunset, as the very light sleeper she was, sat up, flailing her arms in what she thought was actual karate moves, and looked around hastily. “What?! What happened?!” She shook her head and groggily looked at Twilight. “Did you start levitating stuff by accident again?”

“N-No,” Twilight answered. “But I think my magic is infecting you after all!” She pointed towards Sunset’s crotch. “You grew a phallus!”

For a moment, Sunset stared blankly at Twilight, then, slowly, looked at her own crotch. She blinked and sighed heavily. “Oh, crap…”

“I’m so sorry, Sunset,” Twilight said. “I don’t even know how it happened, but-”

“It’s not your fault,” Sunset interrupted her, refusing to look at Twilight. “I… I already had it by the time I met you.”

Twilight gaped for a moment. “So… you’re a man?”

“Wha-no!” Sunset replied. “I’m a girl! It’s just… Well, remember I told you about the Dazzlings?” Twilight nodded. “Ok, so, apparently, when I ponied-up, I also got… well, you know... I don’t know why, since none of the other girls seem to have changed. I even talked about this with the other Twilight, and she’s been helping me research a reason, and hopefully, a cure. But as of now, I’m stuck with…” She gestured to her pants. “this...”

“I see…”

“That’s why I started using jeans,” Sunset continued. “Fortunately, ‘just wanted a change of style’ was excuse enough to stop our friends from questioning it.”

“So, they don’t know?”

“Of course not!” Sunset threw her arms to the air. “They’ll start asking all sorts of embarrassing questions. Especially Rainbow Dash.”

“But, won’t they be able to help? You know, with all that magic…”

Sunset sighed. “It’s possible, yes. But I’d like to exhaust all research possibilities before using the Elements of Harmony. I at least want to know why it happened.”

Twilight hummed in agreement.

Silence followed, and Sunset managed to gather enough courage to look at Twilight, fearing she’d have a disgusted expression, but instead, she found her staring at her crotch. She didn’t know how to feel about it.

“Uhm, Twilight?”

Twilight flinched and looked at Sunset with wide eyes. “Oh! I, uh… I agree with you.”

Sunset frowned. “Can you keep this a secret? It’s hard enough to keep it hidden as it is.”

“It sounds like it can be inconvenient.”

Sunset groaned. “You have no idea. At first it was kind of amazing, having all these new sensations, but it can really get on the way sometimes. I mean, one moment I’m in class doing an exam, and the other I have an erection! Do you have any idea of how awkward that feels?!”

“No,” Twilight answered. “So, what do you do when that happens?”

“It usually goes away after a while, so…” She noticed that Twilight was still pretty much staring at her crotch. “Twilight, I don’t want to sound rude, but I feel awkward with you staring at it like that.”

Twilight blinked and blushed a bright red, looking at Sunset with guilt written all over her face. “I-I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to! It’s just… I-I’m so sorry!”

Sunset stared at Twilight for a moment, observing and analyzing her body language. How her eyes rapidly darted from her face to her crotch and back, how she softly bit her lower lip, and how she blushed.

An idea occurred to her, and she barely managed to avoid smirking at it.

“You know, Twilight. With all the research I’ve done, I haven’t had the time to actually study it…” She slowly placed a hand upon her crotch and looked, very amused, how Twilight’s eyes followed it. “Do you want to help me?”

“I, uh… How can I help you?”

Sunset shrugged casually. “Oh, you know. Just taking measurements and stuff.”

For a moment, Twilight didn’t reply. She just stared at the bulge, and how Sunset’s thumb caressed it. She swallowed and nodded to herself. “Alright… I-I can help you with that…” She went to her backpack and took a measuring tape, a notebook, and a pen, then returned to Sunset, but stood there, not knowing what to do.

Laying down on her bed, Sunset cleared her throat. “So, do I take my pants off?” As she spoke, she slipped her thumbs beneath the hem of her pajamas and writhed teasingly as she worked her way down, enjoying the sight of Twilight’s glasses misting up as she did. “Or you want to do it?”

Twilight didn’t answer. She just suddenly climbed on the bed, placing her stuff to her side and leaning over Sunset. She grabbed the hem, just like she had done moments before, but for some reason, her hands locked in place, unwilling to move.

“Don’t worry, Twi,” Sunset said with a low, soothing voice. “This doesn’t have to be awkward. It’s just for science, right?”

“For science,” Twilight repeated, taking a deep breath before pulling the pants down. She was surprised to find a pair of green boxers instead of panties. “Uhm… Why are you wearing boxers?”

“Extra space.” Sunset snickered.

“I see…” Twilight said, taking her notebook and scribbling down what Sunset said. She then put it away and returned her focus to the task at hand. She finished taking Sunset’s pants down and tossed them away. Her breath quivered as she reached the hem of the boxers. Was it her, or the bulge had grown? She shook her head, took a deep breath, and pulled the boxers all the way down to Sunset’s knees in one swift motion.

They hadn’t bothered to turn on a lamp, and the only source of light inside the tent was the moonlight coming through the slit of the front curtains. Even so, Twilight could perfectly see Sunset’s dick. It was there, lazily resting on Sunset’s belly, looking so long, so thick, and so inviting. And it was even more surprising for her to find testicles at the base.

She absentmindedly licked her lips.

“Huh, would you look at that?” Sunset said, getting Twilight’s attention. “The cold makes it feel harder…” She snickered when Twilight immediately looked down again.

Twilight took the measuring tape, and with a shaky, hesitant hand, grabbed Sunset’s penis. It was warm, a little soft to the touch, but definitely hard; she could even feel it throbbing. It was exciting, exhilarating even. She moved her thumb along the length, slowly, tentatively. She had never seen one that wasn’t in anatomy books before, well, except that very awkward and embarrassing accident with her brother so many years ago…

In any case, she was enthralled. This wasn’t just any penis, it was her best friend’s, and she was touching it, analyzing it with her fingers. She didn’t even notice when she started stroking it, swiftly moving her hand up and down.

“Twilight?” Sunset said, an amused and pleased smile across her face. “Aren’t you… forgetting something?”

Twilight flinched, accidentally squeezing and eliciting a shiver from Sunset. “R-Right…” She carefully used both hands to take measures and scribble down the numbers; it took her barely a minute. “Ok, so… It’s nineteen point eight centimeters long from base to tip, and four point six centimeters of diameter at the widest part. Conclusion: It’s really big…” She blushed and cleared her throat. “I mean, bigger than the average…”

For some reason, Sunset felt a sense of pride at that. She smiled and looked at Twilight. You can stop touching it now, she was going to say, but Twilight had her eyes fixed on it, and her hand was slowly, hesitantly stroking it. It felt good, better than when she did it with her own hand.

Sunset swallowed, feeling her lips a little dry.

“Twilight, I have to tell you something,” Sunset said, waiting for Twilight to look at her before continuing. “I gotta be honest, this thing we’re doing… At first I just wanted to know how far I’d get, but… But now I’m getting really horny, and…”

Twilight looked down at her hand, still stroking Sunset’s shaft.

“I really want to have sex with you right now…”

Twilight pondered that for a moment, she refused to look at Sunset, even when her hand kept moving. “I… I want to have sex with you, too.” As she said that, she felt Sunset’s penis twitch.

“Really?” Sunset asked with a bit of hopefulness in her voice. “What about Timber? I thought you two were a thing?”

“I do like him,” Twilight said with a soft blush. “But I don’t think it’s going to work. I mean, he’s a camp owner and manager, and I live all the way to the city…” Her blush deepened, and her hand tightened a little around the shaft. “Besides, I… I’ve had a stupid girl crush on you for a while.”

Sunset blinked. “What?”

“Ever since I transferred to CHS and started hanging out with you… But then I learned that you used to date this guy Flash, and thought you were straight…”

Sunset giggled nervously. “Well, I think you’re really cute.” She inhaled sharply. “I can’t say I looked at you in that way, but… If you want, we can start dating and see what happens.”

Twilight looked up at Sunset, smiling. “I’d love that!”

“So, uh…” Sunset cleared her throat. “Do you really wanna go through with this?”

As impossible as it were, Twilight managed to blush more. “Yes…”

“Alright.” Sunset straightened up, grabbing Twilight by the shoulders and helping her up. “Are you ready?” Sunset asked, and when Twilight nodded, she leaned over and kissed her.

In other circumstances, it would’ve been a cute moment, but it was hard to think of it like that with Sunset’s lower body naked, and Twilight still touching her dick.

Sunset’s hands slowly moved down, finding the buttons of Twilight’s pajama top. Once she finished, she slid the top down. Twilight had to take her hand away from Sunset’s crotch in order to fully take off her top. She was about to touch it again, but Sunset pushed her down and climbed upon her, kissing her again and massaging her bare breasts.

She felt a sudden jolt, like a spark, in her fingertips, and Sunset could feel a ghostly sensation in her own breasts. She didn’t take long to realize that it was her magic; she was feeling what Twilight was feeling, and after a while, what was only physical quickly became emotional. She could understand what Twilight was feeling and thinking; she could feel her nervousness and her excitement, her hammering heart and fluttering stomach, and she could feel the heat in their mouths.

Twilight caressed Sunset’s back with a hand and moved it down until she reached her hips, then circled it until she found her penis, grabbing it with three fingers.

Sunset stopped kissing her and smiled. “You really like my dick, dontcha?”

Blushing, Twilight looked away. “Don’t judge me.”

“I won’t,” Sunset said with a slight snicker. She kissed her again, but quickly moved down to her neck. Twilight moaned again, and Sunset continued trailing down with kisses until she reached Twilight’s left breast. She licked her nipple a few times before starting to suck.

Twilight had to place a hand over her mouth to stop herself from moaning too loud. She still had Sunset’s member in her other hand, so she began stroking it a little faster, although her position made it a little difficult.

Unfortunately, Sunset moved farther away, and Twilight lost her grip. But she quickly forgot about it when Sunset grabbed her pajama pants and knickers and pulled them away in one swift motion. She tried to close her legs, but Sunset already had her hands on her thighs, separating them.

“Is this your first time, Twi?” Sunset asked. Twilight nodded, and Sunset smirked deviously. “Then let’s make it even more memorable.” And with that, she leaned over and licked Twilight’s pussy. Twilight moaned loudly, even with her hand on her mouth, but Sunset didn’t care, she moved her tongue in circles, in lines, tracing the alphabet, sticking it inside, then repeating.

At some point, Twilight had her free hand on Sunset’s head, pulling her closer. Of course, Sunset didn’t really mind, Twilight’s pussy was delicious, and those moans only meant she was doing a very good job.

She gave one last sloppy suck before leaning back while stroking her dick. She looked at Twilight for one last confirmation, and when she nodded, Sunset smirked. She moved closer, lining up the tip of her dick with Twilight’s entrance.

Twilight flinched a little, but otherwise did nothing, only staring at what was about to take her virginity. She breathed deep and slow, trying to calm herself as Sunset moved it along her slit.

“If it hurts, tell me and I’ll stop.”

With a nod, Twilight braced herself.

Sunset moved slowly, penetrating Twilight with caution. Only her glans had entered, and already she felt in heaven. It took every bit of willpower she had to stop herself from going all the way right then. Instead, she was slow, and the deeper she went, the better she felt. It was wet and warm and a hundred times better than her hand.

Suddenly, Twilight yelped, and Sunset stopped completely. She was a little confused, only half of her dick was inside! But she opted not to question it, and instead waited.

Taking deep breaths, Twilight managed to calm herself. She looked up at Sunset and smiled. “You can continue now.”

Sunset nodded and started moving again, and before she knew it, she had bottomed out. The feeling was incredible, so much so that she could stay like this forever. But then she looked at Twilight, who was frowning.

“You ok there?” She asked with genuine concern.

“Yes…” Twilight said with a low voice. “I just… I feel so full… J-Just give me a moment…” She breathed in and out, slowly reaching Sunset’s face with both hands. “Kiss me…”

Sunset smiled warmly and leaned closer, happily obliging Twilight’s request. Twilight wrapped her arms around Sunset’s head while Sunset carefully grabbed Twilight’s shoulders to have a better leverage.

She didn’t ask permission this time, and started moving. At first, it was just that, moving her hips up and down, just brushing their crotches together and barely sliding her dick out. They moaned in the same rhythm Sunset moved. It actually took her five minutes to understand that she was the one in control.

Sunset leaned back, straightening up, grabbed Twilight’s thighs, and flashed a wide grin. Twilight didn’t have time to react as Sunset pulled until she was halfway out, and then shoved inside again. Twilight’s moan was loud, but she immediately covered her mouth with a hand. Sunset did the same movement again, and again, and when Twilight started getting used to it, she picked up the pace.

It wasn’t that Sunset wanted anyone to hear them, but she loved how Twilight did her best to keep quiet; she looked so cute with her eyes narrowed, her cheeks red, her glasses blurry, and the back of her hand against her mouth. In fact, the sight made her heart beat a little bit faster, and her stomach fluttered.

After months of having a dick, Sunset had masturbated quite a lot, and now she knew the exact moment when she reached the point of no return. She grunted as she felt herself reaching said point, and she quickly leaned over Twilight again, locking their lips together as her thrusts became more erratic and impulsive.

Sunset threw her head back, panting and huffing as she came, going as deep as she could with each final thrust. The pleasure was indescriptible, it was thousands of times better than when she masturbated. There was something about the fact of cumming inside a pussy that sent shivers all throughout her body.

The moment she knew she had finally finished, Sunset looked down at Twilight, and was surprised to see her eyes locked in an expression of horror.

“You came inside,” Twilight said barely above a whisper.

It wasn’t exactly a question, but Sunset knew she had to give an answer to justify her actions.

“Don’t worry, Twi,” Sunset said, smiling guiltily. “It’s horse cum.”

“Okay, that- What?!”

“Kidding, kidding.” Sunset held up her hands. “Seriously though, you’re safe. I’m sterile. Or, more exactly, I don’t produce spermatozoa. I can’t get you pregnant even if I wanted.”

Twilight visibly relaxed at that, but still frowned and pouted. “You could’ve told me that…”

Sunset leaned over and gave her a quick kiss. “I’m sorry. I’ll make it up to you.”

“I know.”

Author's Note

So, this is intended to be just a one-shot. And now that this is out of my system, I can continue with my regular stuff.

Ta-ta!