Skeleton comedy club

by DJSkullguy78

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1020

Billy the skeleton opens a comedy club in ponyville, billy also wanted to be a comedian

Billy is a skeleton that has recently opened a comedy club in Ponyville and tonight is his first show and he hopes it ends up well in the end besides he's got a lot jokes that he came up with during his spare time. Well mainly they are all bad skeleton puns so it should end well for him right?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-28 16:59:51 UTC

Future stories to come out soon

Hello everyone DJSkullguy78 here and I'm going to go through of what will be coming up in future updates I

already have a couple ideas in mind but I would also like to ask you for help if it is not any trouble at all so

anyway I want to start with an adventure series giving it the name of The Lost Temple Of Chi, yes I know it

Does not sound like a goood name but it's the only one that I can come with right not so sorry unless you

have any suggestions I would like that very much. Another that I thought of is a little Doctor Whooves series

Featuring Twilight and Derpy Whooves I know it does not go hand and hand but please trust me on this it

Will then out well in the end. Now onto other matters, another story I came up with is do a crossover of

Doctor Strange and MLP but that's going to be at a later date because I want to start on other stories first

Before I do this because I know this going to take a lot of time to work on. Something else I thought about is

A little romance series of Luna and a character that I still have yet to come up with or find well I will worry

About that at a later date. Now I also thought of doing a story of when Earth and Equestria go to war, I have

Seen a lot of stories about that type of stuff so I figured why not make one myself and see how it goes and

See if it turns out well in the end. Now let's move on to another topic I would if I can get to the level I'm

About is doing collaborations with other authors and make a story like that because I want to also do it with

Other people but that's not until a later date. And please if you can give me any ideas and any errors I make

I would like that so I don't make any mistakes in the later future, oh and another thing I don't do clop I'm not

A fan of it. Now let's get to the schedule of updates or any new chapters I'm thinking like every Sunday in

The afternoon, I want to try that out and see how that goes and see if it works out if any changes come up

I will tell you so that you can be up to date on the events going on during the time being. Another thing I

Want to bring up is if you guys get offended in anyway any of my stories are going then tell me and I will try

To not make that mistake in the future I want everyone to be happy and make sure nothing goes wrong in

The entire ordeal that goes on in my stories and everything else that happens. Now that's out of the way I

Will finish up here and thank you all for understanding and now I'm off to do whatever I do bye.

Bad puns and lots of laughs

It was late at night and ponies had started to show up at the club and Billy was starting to get existed, not that he is going to have a lot of

ponies show up to his first show but he is going to get his dream come true of getting to be a comedian. He has always dreamed of it but

never got the chance to put it into work. "Man the crowd is really starting to how up and I thought there would not be this many ponies I just

hope that they all enjoy my show." Billy said as he was about to head out on stage he paused and looked over to see that he forgot something

really important to help him get through. His leg. Yes his leg the left one it fell off when he was about to head on stage that would silly if had

gone out there without his trusty left leg so he turned around and put back on himself and headed out on the stage. "Hello ponies of

Ponyville how is everypony doing tonight." They all said good, "That's good to hear." Billy said as he walked around the stage and starting off

bad skeleton puns he came up with. "Why are skeletons so calm? because nothing gets under their skin!" Billy said as some of the ponies in

the room started to giggle a little but Billy knew he had to do better than that to get these ponies to start laughing. "Why don't fight each

other? because they don't have the guts!" Billy said as more of the ponies in the room started to laugh "Have you seen my brother I got a

BONE to pick with him!" Billy said as more and more of the ponies started to laugh and Billy was loving it so he stayed on the course he

was on right now. "Why are graveyards so noisy because of all the coffin!" Billy said. He then saw that everypony in the room started to

laugh he even saw some of them on the floor dying of laughter. He then thought to move on to a different type of comedy just plain out

normal jokes but he made sure that they were funny. For about two Billy told jokes that made all the ponies In the room laugh and he

saw one pony pass out from laughing to hard or something but as time came to a close he ended his act  and waved to all the ponies, they

were all cheering for him and clapping there hooves together and by the end of the night Billy was happy he got what wanted for such a

long time and his dream came true that same night it comes to show that if you try hard enough you can make your dreams come true and

anything can be accomplished.