Equestrian School Experience

Your eyes open slowly, and you drag yourself from the heavenly prison known simply as "bed". You contemplate going back to bed, purposely missing school, but that'd be... oh shit you're almost late! You tumble out of bed with the grace of twenty elephants having an orgy as you rush to the bathroom, attempting to gather your bearings to the best of your ability. After a five minute shower, you head downstairs to fix yourself some breakfast. Some buttered toast should do fine. You'll have to go out for lunch, though. Maybe Spike and Pip have the same idea. You grab your backpack and dash through the door to take on the day. Here you are. Equestria High. You trudge through the hallway, and finally reach your homeroom class, Mrs. Whitneigh.  As you walk into class, you draw a strange amount of stares.You slide into your seat next to your two best friends, Spike and Pipsqueak. They stare at you as well, and you see Spike stifling back a laugh. You open your mouth to speak, but a piece of buttered toast drops into your lap. Damnit, not again.