Human vs. Overpowered Alicorn

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Alternate Universe, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Comedy
Length: 1592

You, a weak, ordinary mortal human challenges your overpowered, immortal alicorn friend Princess Twilight Sparkle to a wrestling match.

You, a weak, ordinary mortal human challenges your overpowered, immortal alicorn friend Princess Twilight Sparkle to a wrestling match.

Published 2016-12-29 15:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-29 15:20:01 UTC

Man vs. OP Pony

The sun shone high in the cloudless sky, birds were singing and foals were frolicking merrily throughout the town, playing games such as; hide and go seek, hoofball, basket hoofball… or whatever young whippersnappers get up to these days.

There are even many ponies sunbathing…. despite the fact they have fur… but whatever. That’s not really important, what is important is that one pony wasn’t out enjoying the sunshine.

Nestled within a huge ass oak tree stuffed with books, there was a four foot tall, purple alicorn known as Twilight Sparkle, who sat upon a purple cushion. Despite her small size she had a rather, plump fat butt. Before her there stood a book stand, which she was using to read a book.

All was quiet in the room. The only sounds in the room was the slow, gentle breathing of Twilight, the ticking of a grandfather clock and the occasional low hum of magic when Twilight turned to the next page of her book. Said page being wrapped in a purple aura of magic.

Nothing really eventful happened, other than Twilight chuckling lightly when she found a particularly amusing line of text in her book.

Suddenly, a tall, nearly hairless ape like creature, who stood upon two legs had stormed into the room, slamming the door hard behind him, who simply wore a pair of white underpants and nothing else. This was in fact, you.

Naturally, Twilight charged a most mighty spell. Lightning bolts and beams of purple energy began sparking wildly off her horn.

Her head quickly turned toward you to unleash the spell, in which you were subsequently hit by a thick purple laser beam of doom and you were turned into a pile of ash on the floor.

Twilight gasped in shock with a hoof over her mouth. “Anon?!” she screamed.

Twilight breath deeply, before a soft, light glow of purple magic came to surround her horn, the same glow was also encased around your ashy remains.

There came a flash and you found yourself in the world of the living. Albeit, dazed and confused.

You spoke in a low, drowsy voice. “Uh Twilight what hap— Ow! Aaaaaahhhhh!”

Twilight threw her hooves around you…. to bring you into a ‘hug’… bone crushing hug.

The integrity of your body held together for about two seconds all the while you screamed bloody murder in pain, before she tightened her hug even further to splatter your blood and guts everywhere.

Fresh tears streamed down her face upon the sight of your bloody remains upon her and the floor. Twilight cast the same spell again and brought you back to life… again and cleaned up all the mess at the same time.

“Sorry Anon,“ she said in a low voice, tears streaming down her face as she wrapped her hooves around you to bring you into a much… much more gentle hug. “I just meant to give you a hug.”

“It’s…. It’s… Okay, you don’t know your own strength,” you spoke softly, lowering your head to begin lightly nuzzling her neck, which she made quiet purring in response to.

Eventually, the both of you parted from each other, but only when the last of her tears stopped raining down upon you. Unfortunately, Twilight greeted you with a rather harsh look on her face once the hug had ended.

“This is the third time this happened this week! Promise me, you will knock next time? I hate accidentally killing you,” she spoke in a stern voice.

“Well… it would kinda ruin the dramatic effect in what I had planned,” you spoke in a low, distant voice.

“What? I’m not following?” she spoke, giving you a most puzzled look.

“I challenge you, Princess Twilight Sparkle to a wrestling match!” you shouted, pointing your index finger at her threateningly.

Twilight slapped her forehead, sighing deeply. “Oh, you can’t be serious.”

“What are you, chicken?” you said mockingly, flapping your arms as if you had wings. “You only don’t want to fight me because you know I will win!”

“Anon, I am an immortal alicorn, “ she said pointing a hoof at herself, before pointing it at you.”You are a mortal human.”

“Yeah, so? I’m a manly man, I’m not intimidated by the likes of you, girly horse!” you said crossing your arms angrily.

“So?!” she shouted, before speaking in a calm voice.“I can survive the heat and pressure from within a hypergiant star, I can even survive inside a black hole. I can shoot out gamma rays from my eyes, move any planet or star in the whole universe to where I want it to go. Create planets, stars or black holes anywhere in the entire universe. Move far faster than the speed of light, as well as create or destroy entire galaxies with a single flick of my hoof if I wanted to and many other amazing things.”

“What chance do you have against that, my ordinary human friend?” she spoke smugly, before shifting into a soft voice. “You clearly seem upset. Perhaps you feel not very masculine. So, how about you lie down, I’ll suck your dick and then we have sex to get rid of all that tension and show you are indeed a manly man?”

“No deal, I want to fight!” you shouted, slamming your fists together.

“Anon, I can easily shatter electro matter with my mere hooves into dust. So, you have zero chance,” she exclaimed, raising her hooves high in exasperation.

“Yeah well, I can still win! You’re not so tough! I am a manly man and I will defeat you, you little adorable horse!” you roared, before charging at her to wrap your arms around her neck.

Twilight merely stood on her four hooves with a most annoyed expression upon her face, whilst you grunted in frustration in your struggle to knock her over.

“Please, stop. You can’t win. Let’s just have sex instead and you can be a manly man that way,” she spoke in a most bitter tone.

Over the course of several minutes, you struggled with all your might to push her over. Alas, it was of no use. Her body remained in place as if you were trying to push a mountain over with your bare hands.

“Oh, come on! You can be a manly man by having sex with your much stronger female friend!” she bellowed, before her tone changed to a soft, sensual voice. “Just think, you can have sex with your alicorn friend who can go for a swim in a star and live to tell the tale. Does that sound manly, Anon?”

“No! I need to win against you in a wrestling match in order to prove I am a true manly man… and I know just how to do it too.”

“What? You can’t possibly— Neehhhaaa, mmmmm! That’s feels… nice,” as she spoke, you placed a hand from underneath her to begin rubbing her belly gently.

Twilight’s wings extended out wide, her whole body shook erratically, quiet coos and low moans escaped her lips as you rubbed her belly.

“I have you now, my little pony.“ you spoke in a most evil tone.

“No, you don’t…. Mmmm, ah ah ah. You can’t…. can’t win— Whhhaaaaa!” Just then her shaky legs gave way, before her body became limp and fell over to the side.

“Wha… how… did... you?” just when she was about to get up, you placed a hand upon her belly, before you began mercilessly rubbing her tummy, making her body go limp once again.

“Mmmmm, ah ah ah! Neehhhaaa!” she shook her head from side to side, shaking off the wonderful feeling. “Okay! That’s enough, this ends now!” she shouted, lighting up her horn… or trying to at least… for there was only tiny sparks emitting off her horn.

“I found your Kryptonite alicorn,” you spoke in a most sinister tone. “Now, it’s your turn to feel weak and helpless.”

With that you joined your other hand along her belly. Now with both hands you began to rub her belly, driving her wild.

“Mmmmm, ah ah ah, neehhhaaa! Mmmm... Stop this at once, it feels so… bad.”

“Don’t lie. You love this, my little pony,” you said in a mocking tone.

The once mighty alicorn known as Princess Twilight Sparkle was now a helpless, quivering mess. A short time later, her tongue lolled out of her muzzle, hanging lazily to the side with a look of pure bliss upon her face as the belly rubs continued.

Her whole body shook erratically, low moans and quiet horsey sounds were escaping her lips every few seconds from your relentless assault of belly rubs.

“Mmmmm….. stop… you are going to— “from hearing those words, you rubbed her belly all the harder.

”NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!” she shouted in pure ecstasy.

A moment later, her legs kicked weakly whilst she screamed a series of animalistic horse sounds as her marehood began to spurt creamy jet after creamy jet all over you like a fire hose and making you look like a snowman.

“Now, I feel like a manly man,” you said with pride in your voice, finally pulling your hands away from her belly.

“By being covered in pony cum?” she asked in a most confused tone.

“Yes,” you simply said.

“Go have a shower and let’s have sex,” she demanded.

“What? You are not going to lick the cum off me?” you said, sounding hurt.

“Ewwww, no!” she bellowed, sticking her tongue out shortly after in disgust.

End