THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN MY HEAD
DRUNKEN ONE NIGHT STAND
So I woke up to somebody's ass in my face, apparently I was in a pile of sleeping people with Rainbow Dash at the top. I was also at the top, under Rainbow Dash that is. "air", I mumbled "I need air". Doing this woke Rainbow up, she rolled over and mumbled something in my ear that sounded like "can I go to the bathroom Shade" (of course im gonna answer in the stupidest way possible) "please don't leave me , your so warm." Then we started snuggling then ran/drunkenly staggered off to find a more private place to sleep together. A few minutes later Rainbow said "Seriously,Shade I gotta go.""NOO please don't leave me."(I had to say that didn't I?) "Fine then come with me then" as she walked off towards the bathroom.(oviously she told me to stay outside even though we had been dating for about three months. We were planning on getting married when Rainbow turned 20 years old) As Rainbow went in she stopped mid stride and wimpered like she was going to cry. "Rainbow are you ok?", I asked. "No, my tummy hurts Shade" "Rainbow, go to the bathroom you may feel better" Rainbow was as red as one of AJ's best apples, I had never seen Rainbow blush like that before. Most of the times when Rainbow blushed was when she was wearing a skirt or had a 'accident'. "Really, Rainbow you may fell better afterwards. Better hope its not the hangover you know what it does to you.", I said