Celestia gets imprisoned on the sun for a bet. Luna rules a harsh and terrible reign for all of two months before she gives up and has the unicorns develop an AI to rule for her. After one thousand years, the robot has formed Equestria into a post-scarcity, beautiful utopia, but Nihil can't accept perfection, the damn whiner.

Contains swearing, robots, and some hot, dirty, philosophical monologue.