Shaken Not Stirred

by Dying light

A new kind of cocktail

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"You know Anon," a slightly tipsy berry said as she drank away half her glass of cider, "you never did tell me how you eneded up in Equestria." The mare was sat alone across from you, a small collection of empty glasses forming in front of her. Leaning against the bar, you replied.

"There's not much to tell really, I woke up to a violent rumbling, fell out my bed, landed on a concrete floor and when I stood up, I was assaulted by 5 guys and brought before a princess. So yeah, an average Friday for me." The little monologue caused berry to laugh, which caused you to blush. Berry's chest bounced with each little giggle, the massive melons being the central focus of your vision. Her giggle fit had brought to your attention just how gorgeous this mare was. She was a good foot taller than you, but most equestrians were anyway. Her body was gifted in its proportions. Though equestrian bra sizes eluded you, those massive mammaries had to be the equivalent of G-cups on earth, the fabric prison of Berry's velvet red dress smushing them together, torturing you further. Breaking your eyes away from her chest, your gaze landed southwards, locked on her rear. Constricted by a small black miniskirt, the supple mounds of flesh made the bar stool they sat on look tiny in comparison. 'How did I never see this after all the years I've known her,' you thought to yourself.

Unfortunately, your lingering didn't go unnoticed. "Like what you see?" Berry said, looking at you with a sultry gaze. Having been caught staring, you quickly diverted your attention to the empty glasses Berry had finished with and how much they needed a good cleaning.

"I wasn't staring, I was just concerned you were going to fall off the stool 'is all," you said nervously, trying to divert the conversation.

"Sure you were," she said with a knowing grin. Standing up the mare waved her hand, "Anyway, move over, I've got something special I want to show you".

Curious to where this was going, you moved over to let her in, until she decided to squeeze past you to get to the far end of the bar. Berry took her time doing it as well, making sure to glide her well shaped butt along every part of your crotch. Oh how that glorious ass begged to be released from its tight fabric prison. But alas, Berry was a married mare, and a mother, whatever chance you had with her has long gone. She had always been a massive flirt, but she was not unfaithful by any means. You remember the time you first started working for her, back when she ran her own bar. She told you the story of some guy who walked in off the street. He offered her quite the hefty amount of bits to spend the night with her, so she offered him the option if leaving in a cab or in a coffin. 2 years later they were married.

"Anon where's the rum, you know, the nice one?" you were pulled from you daydream once again by Berry, who had taken the liberty of helping herself to your private reserves.

"Under the bar, next to the am......" you trailed off, all thought leaving you. There, right in front of you, was Berry. She had bent over, ass fully in the air, two mounds of glorious perfection. "Praise the sun," you said to yourself.

"Never mind, found it!" Berry's' voice emerged from the bottom of the bar. Your mind returned to you as Berry shot back up, her immaculate breasts carrying the momentum, jiggling wildly.

The item Berry had retrieved was probably the most valuable item you owned, most nobles in Canterlot would call you mean names for an item of such worth, you assumed at least, you've never heard a pony death threat. Berry eyed the bottle in question with a look of pure excitement, like a foal getting it's cutie mark.

"Moonrise dark rum," she said to herself, hugging the bottle tightly. "Maybe I should just drink you now all to myself, you'd like that wouldn't you," she whispered quietly to it, stroking the side gently. She began to unscrew the cap "Come on, open up for mama," Before the mare got anymore sexual with the alcohol, you snatched it from her grip, the mare grasping for the bottle as it left her.

"Please don't Berry," you said in a pleading tone, fighting off the mare who was mauling over you, eyes set on the bottle. "This was a 'welcome to Equestria' gift from Luna, I only open it on really special occasions,"

Berry slowly stopped her assault, noticing how you were starting to redden due to having her massive melons pressed against your face. You pulled back quickly, turning away so to hide your very obvious blush, before Berry pulled you straight back into the pillowy mounds. She rubbed your head, cooing softly. "You're so easy to tease sometimes, you know that right," she said in a motherly tone. "Anyway, enough playing around, go sit over there and wait for me," she pointed to one of the tables in the middle of the room. Curiously, you obliged the request and moved to the table without hesitation. "And no peeking!" came Berry from behind the bar, busy with whatever she was making.

It felt weird to be served drinks in your own bar, actually it felt weird to be sitting this side of the bar. The room looked completely different from this angle. You were either cleaning or collecting glasses whenever you were over here, so you never really took much notice. The happy hums of Berry were the only sound heard, powerful enough to drown out the ticking of the clock above the door, yet gentle enough to will a baby to sleep. She was a wonderful mare through and through.

"It's done!" came Berry's voice once more. Happily, the mare bounced over to you, beverage in hand. God that gait was enough to stir something in anyone. The way her hips swayed so sexually, it was almost mesmerising. Berry set the drink down in front of you, as you regained your composure. The drink in question was a deep ocean blue, with a small orange hue at the bottom. It smelt a little like apricot much to your liking.

"Well?" Berry said. "What are you waiting for, drink it already?" That last bit sounded almost desperate. Picking up the glass you took a small sip, allowing just enough luiquid in to assess it.

It was good.

You quickly turned the sip into a gulp, followed by several more. Unbeknownst to you, Berry's smile turned into a smug grin as she watched you down the last of the drink. Placing the glass down she spoke up. "So how was it?"

"Good," you replied. "Really good, probably the best drink i've ever had."

Berry picked up the empty glass, admiring it in the light. "I know," she said smugly. "I really have outdone myself woth this one, anyway, you sit and relax, i'm gonna' go clean up."

Not one to turn down free help, you sat idly watching Berry go back to the bar. Once again the behind of Berry had caught your full attention, not that anyone would blame you, her ass was perfect after all. The way it bounced with each step she took, oh those poor cheeks, compressed by that miniskirt, begging for freedom. When you first got here, these kinds of thoughts would be far from your mind, but right now all you could think about was Berrys bangable behind.

"It looks really tight in there" came Berrys voice.

"They certainly do..." you trailed off in agreement. Wait, What!?. "No that's not what i...whoa!!"

Berry had returned from the bar during your deep thoughts and taken the oppourtunity to tackle you to the ground. While you would certainly not argue being smushed by her frankly superb set of hooters, you would however not like Berry to witness your shockingly hard member currently restricted by its fabric prison.

"Oppsies," Berry began. "Looks like I may have had a bit too much to drink," She sat upright, still on your chest. "You wouldn't leave a poor, defenceless mare all by herself when she's over the limit would you." Berry got very close to your face, close enough that her big beautiful lilac eyes were all you could see. Slowly you felt one of her hands glide itself over your groin, stroking your member through the fabrics as a small moan escaped your lips. "How about I stay here tonight and you keep me company?" she asked with a sultry gaze.

"Berry, you're married, we can't..." you were cut off mid sentence as Berry placed her finger on your lips.

"Shhhhhh," she whispered softly. Slowly she undid the zipper of your pants. "Now then, let's have some fun."


Author's Note

So it's finally updated, god do i hate exams:raritydespair:

I wanted to finish the story with this chapter, but I kept hitting blocks between juggling exams and my uni life, and i promised everyone i'd get the next chapter out by the end of the month.

The next chapter will be the last, I promise.

Also, please leave feedback. It always helps.

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