Necrophilia - A SoundSpeed story of a rising Meme (Not Actually Necrophilia)

by CallMeBionic

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 1153

Once upon a time, a man named SoundSpeed said he didn't love this one man named Necro Phase in particular. Obviously, a fanfiction was made.

Once upon a time, a man named SoundSpeed said he didn't love this one man named Necro Phase in particular. Obviously, a fanfiction was made.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-31 01:31:57 UTC

Here we go

I'm sorry. I'm not sorry.

Once upon a time in a YouTube livestream chatroom, the all and mighty SoundSpeed was combing through the crowd and said that he loved each and every single viewer. As a joke, he went to pick out one person, an say specifically that he did not love them. This unfortunate victim was Necro Phase, but everyone called him Necro.

Like a pack of wild Hyenas, everyone else in the chat pounced at the opportunity of a new meme, and thus #RipNecro was born. Necro soon became the butt of a new joke, but Necro was not the happiest Mongoose on the farm. Necro was saddened, like a Carrot seeing the incoming farmer and wishing for some water, only to get yanked right out of the ground. However, after the birth of this new meme, Necro went silent. He did not say anything in chat until right now actually as I'm writing this.

Although not at first, SoundSpeed took notice of the lack of Necro gracing his chat. Worry struck SoundSpeed like a NecroSpeed fanfiction, and soon after the livestream marathon was finished, SoundSpeed dug through the viewers and found Necro's profie. With SoundSpeed's amazing detective skillz, he found out everything abut little ol' Necro, including his real name (but he still called him Necro). A message was soon sent to the profile belonging to poor Necro, and a response was soon received.

"Dear Necro, I am sincerely sorry for the birth of your meme, but it is out of my hooves for when it will die."

"Speed-Senpai, I know you were only making funny joke, but a depression is hugging me all over, especally in my lower region."

"I am sorry for everything, Necro-Kun, ad would appreciate it if you could stop by my house of residence at -REDACTED- at your earliest convenience."

Some time passed, but before SoundSpeed could begin writing another mesage, a knocking noise was heard at his door. When SoundSpeed went to open it, instead of a simple message of greetings, another pair of lips were what met his. Before Speedy could even give a "How's it going guys," he was tossed to the cool carpet, right in front of his squeaky chair. Necro only got up to gently close the door behind him, like the classy gentleman that he is.

"I'm guessing you're Necro?" The one and mighty SoundSpeed asked.

"Is this obvious enough for you?" Necro asked while ripping off his shirt, revealing a freshly-printed tattoo on his bare chest, only saying, "SoundSpeed."

Without even having words leave his lips, SoundSpeed got back up and pinned Necro to the wall, kissing him deeply all the while. Necro found his hand, by itself, slowly reaching down, towards the pants of the All-Mighty Sound Speedy.

SoundSpeed soon found his hands doing the same.

"Wah there, Pardner," SoundSpeed told him, using his Southern-drawl in a hushed voice.

"You made this happen," Necro returned in his (I'm assuming) deep tone of voice, which was surprising for his (also assuming) somewhat slim body. Not perfect, though. The perfect body belonged to the Mighty SoundSpeed.

A matter of seconds later, the two of them dropped each others' pants in unison, starting from the count of 5.

"Now we're talkin'."

And then they frickfracked.

I can't write lewd stuff all that much, but I couldn't resist. Thank you so much SoundSpeed for everything that you do, and also thank you to Necro Phase, who really went out there and took one for the team.

Thank you all.

P.S.

Yale the Tiger sill lives. Maybe next fanfic?

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I have been watching SoundSpeed for as long as I can remember, and I do rmember falling in love with hi almost immediately, not literally, of course. THAT right goes to Necro Phase ;). This all started during his marathon livestream, where he watched like 6 episodes to finish off his blind commentaries. What happed after is history.