Vinyl Scratch Moves In - The Prank

by CAPTAIN YOSHI HD

Rating: teen
Tags: DJ P0N-3, Alternate Universe, Human, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Shining Armor, Sex
Length: 3688

Vinyl moves in to Shining Armor's grandpa's house.

Shining Armor and Vinyl Scratch prank his grandpa by making him think Vinyl is moving in.

Published 2017-01-12 02:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-01-12 02:20:01 UTC

Part 1

"Did I just see you in the last four day?" Black Hole, Shining Armor's grandfather was packing his stuff out of his car.

Shining Armor showed up to help him. "Yes, I wanted to come see if you needed help."

Black Hole pulled his luggage out of his car and rolled all the way to his front door. "You don't have a lot of shit in the last four days." He opened the door and entered his house. "Hello!"

Vinyl was sitting in Black Hole's rocking chair near the kitchen table. "Oh crap. What are you doing here?" She gave a glare to the old man.

Shining Armor walked in as well. "We're home."

Black Hole looked around his living room. "What the hell happened here?"

Vinyl crossed her arms. "I slept over."

Black Hole raised an eyebrow. "What the hell do you mean? You've been house sitting."

Vinyl didn't care. "No, I'm going nowhere, douche bag, this is my house now."

The old man banged on the table and shouted. "You came to house sit until I come back! I'm back! Get the hell out!"

Black Hole asked Vinyl to take care of his house until he comes back from his vacation. Shining Armor talked to Vinyl about pranking his grandpa about Vinyl moving into his house while he left. "Get out of my chair!"

The DJ shouted back. "NO! YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! DOUBLE BARRELS, BITCH!" She flipped the old man off with both hands and pointed at the door to make him leave. "Don't let the door hit you, big guy."

Shining Armor bit his lip. "I don't know what to do."

Black Hole pointed at Vinyl angrily. "Get her out of my god damn house, boy."

Vinyl leaned back into the rocking chair. "Nah. Don't have to go nowhere, this is my house now."

Black Hole grabbed a belt about to whack Vinyl with it.

Vinyl disapproved that. "If you hit me with that belt in my own house, you will go to jail, old man!"

Black Hole knew that he pays the rent for his own house. "I pay the rent!"

Vinyl didn't care about that at all. "Thank you, I don't have to, this is my house. Do you like my big screen TV, what about my new computer screen, you like that?"

Black Hole bought that computer for himself. "You didn't buy the computer, I did."

Vinyl kept the computer away from Black Hole. "No, that's my shit now."

Black Hole snarled. "Ain't nothing is yours!"

Vinyl grabbed every piece of Black Hole's property and waved her hand in his face. "It's all mine, everything's mine."

Black Hole rolled his eyes. "Go live in a bridge or something, bitch, get out of here."

Vinyl pointed at a window that lead over Black Hole's fence. "You're living in the dog house, over the fence, bitch."

Black Hole snarled again. "It's your dog house!"

Vinyl snarled back. "It's yours now, because this is my house, dog!"

Black Hole flipped a chair near Vinyl. Vinyl pushed the chair back making it fall on Black Hole's foot. Black Hole yelled as the chair smashed his foot. "OW, OH GOD DAMN!"

Vinyl smirked. "Now do something old man."

Black Hole shouted as he picked up the chair. "I'll sue you, bitch."

Vinyl turned her back to the old man. "Hey, I don't give a crap."

Shining Armor stepped back in fear as his grandfather's rage stormed. "What do you want me to do?"

Black Hole threw the chair as his grandson. "GET HER OUT OF HERE!"

Vinyl took the two to Black Hole's new bedroom.

Shining Armor couldn't see. "Is there no light in here?"

Vinyl raged as she tried to make Black Hole lay down on his new bed. "GET IN THE BED!"

Black Hole refused. "I AIN'T GOING IN THIS GOD DAMN BED!"

Vinyl touched the bed, it was a crib. And she felt the sheets, it had flowers all over. "Right here, flower boy. Flowers and everything, nice and clean sheet for you. Shit it up, fart it up, do whatever you want to do with it. And stay out of my room." She left the room.

Black Hole took a look at the crib, he didn't like it at all. "I ain't going to bed, screw this bed." He went out of the room and got caught off guard when he saw Vinyl standing in front of him. "Why are you standing there?"

Vinyl pointed at the room. "You need to go in that room, it's my house and I want piece and quiet, you're not farting shit through the whole house."

Black Hole's face turned red as he shouted. "SCREW YOU!"

Vinyl shouted back. "SCREW YOU BACK!"

The two screamed at each other repeating the same words over and over. "You're still sleeping there, screw you."

Black Hole walked back into his room. "Screw you."

Vinyl raised an eyebrow. "The last screws on you, brah." She shut the door behind her.

Black Hole climbed into the crib and looked up at his grandson. "Get out of here! I'm tired really bad."

Shining Armor patted his grandfather on the back. "You good?"

Part 3

Vinyl shows up in Black Hole's new room. "Hey, time to get the hell up, man, come on."

Black Hole was too tired to get up, he was getting a headache. "Leave me alone!"

Vinyl shook the old man to get him up. "We don't sleep around here, get the hell up."

Black Hole still persisted to stay in bed. "Leave me alone, Vinyl!"

Vinyl shook him again. "Get uuuuuup! Get the hell up now!"

Black Hole wiped his face with his hand. "Why am I in a crib."

Vinyl laughed. "That's cool seeing you in that little baby crib, come on, get the hell up."

Black Hole got off his bed. "It's the third day. Why do you have to be doing this?"

Vinyl ignored that question. "I'm going to be leaving for a walk around the neighborhood, if I catch you doing something naughty when I get home, there will be some serious consequences." Vinyl left the house.

An hour later, Shining Armor came into the house and saw him in his rocking chair. "Hey, where's Vinyl?"

"She left about an hour ago, Shining."

"Is she not coming back?"

"I hope the hell not, she hasn't let me have my chair and sit in it."

"What's the deal? Just make her leave."

"She won't leave. And I'm afraid she's going to call the law so I ain't saying a GOD DAMN THING!"

"What is she going to call the law about?"

"I don't know, but I think I'm going to jail."

"Grandpa, she doesn't know the law, you're not going to jail, we just need to find a way to get her out."

"What?!"

"We should get her evicted. So, me and you have to go to the court house and pull an eviction notice on her."

"I'm going in the morning then."

"I'll go with you."

Vinyl came back to the house and saw Black Hole on the chair. "Oh hell no, get the hell out of my chair."

Shining Armor took a step back from the DJ. "He was sitting in the chair when I got in here."

Vinyl shouted. "GET UP!"

Black Hole ignored it. "I'm not getting up, you cannot make me, bitch."

"You're right I can't." Vinyl sat on Black Hole while he was on the chair.

Black Hole started screaming.

Vinyl asked him one more time. "Are you going to get up?"

Black Hole couldn't take it. "Yeah."

"You promise?"

"I promise I'll get up."

Vinyl gets off of Black Hole. "Now get your ass up, and don't sit back in my chair."

Black Hole gets off the chair. "Oh my god, you hurt me." He ran out of the room and sat down on the other chair in the kitchen.

Vinyl heard him laughing. "Oh hell no." She grabbed a chainsaw and brought in the kitchen. "You want to get up, bitch?"

Shining Armor screamed in terror as the DJ carried the chainsaw near his grandpa. Black Hole screamed and ran out of the chair and his house.

Vinyl activated the chainsaw. "Stay away from my chair, bitch."

Black Hole watched in horror as the chainsaw was on. "You're crazy." He stepped back in the house and shouted at his grandson. "GET HER OUT OF HERE!"

Vinyl glared at Black Hole. "Think you can get rid of me? I don't think so."

Black Hole tried to get passed Vinyl to use the bathroom, but the DJ kept blocking him. "Time out, I need to use the bathroom."

Vinyl kept pointing the chainsaw at the old man. "Go outside! GO OUTSIDE!"

Part 5

Shining Armor just got out of bed and found his grandfather sleeping in his bed. "What the hell." He walked over to him and woke him up. "Hey."

Black Hole slowly opened his eyes. "What? The hell is going on here, man?"

"What are you doing here? How did you get in?"

"I told you I got a key, I always have it with me, I would never go anywhere without here. I'm not staying in that house with a crazy DJ here. She's driving me crazy, Shining."

"Alright, do you want to get that eviction?"

Black Hole lifted his back up. "Yes I do, I'm going to get one. What time is it? It's morning, isn't it?"

Shining Armor looked at his watch. "It's like ten o'clock right now."

"It's almost ten, they must be open, the court house."

"How did you get in the house? No one has come here in the middle of the night."

"I have a key, Shining."

Part 7

Shining Armor and Black Hole came back to the house and found Vinyl. "Hey, Vinyl!"

Vinyl looked up and saw the two walking. "Yeah? What's up?"

Black Hole was about to get his victory. "I want you to know something, baby."

Vinyl was concerned. "What's that? What are you trying to tell me?"

Black Hole put the eviction notice on the kitchen table. "I've been to the court house and pulled an eviction notice on you, you'll be out of here in two days."

Vinyl smirked. "Ha! I've got thirty days to bother you, bitch."

Black Hole raised an eyebrow and turned to his grandson. "Is that true?"

Shining Armor smiled. "That is true."

Black Hole thought he didn't get his victory. "GOD DAMN!"

Vinyl teased Black Hole some more. "Thirty days with you and me, baby, rock and roll, rock and roll, I'm a DJ, so I'm bringing up a party."

Black Hole thought it would be the best way to get Vinyl out of his house is to ask her. "Why don't you do the right thing and leave?"

Vinyl rolled his eyes. "I don't have to do the right things, I don't believe in the right things,... bitch. I'm not going nowhere, make me."

Black Hole's eyes came to rage. "I WANT HER GONE!"

Vinyl sang an annoying tune. "I'm not going nowheeeeeeeeeere! I'm not leaving, I'm going to be here, I'm not leaving."

Black Hole grabbed a hammer. Shining Armor screamed in fright, he grabbed his grandfather's arm to stop him. "Grandpa, what are you doing?! This isn't safe."

Black Hole screamed with rage. "GIVE ME THAT GOD DAMN HAMMER! I'LL KILL THAT GOD DAMN BITCH!"

Vinyl ran to Black Hole and put her hand in his face. "Hey! Hey! It's a joke! It's a joke! It's a joke!"

Shining Armor took the hammer from Black Hole's grip. "Grandpa, listen to her!"

Black Hole looked at Vinyl in the eyes. "It's a what?"

Vinyl breathed heavily as she calmed Black Hole down. "It's a joke, Black Hole, it's a joke. This is your house."

Black Hole's turned red with rage and screamed. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Vinyl stepped away from Black Hole a little. "I'll go, but we got you."

Shining Armor agreed. "Exactly, it's a prank."

Black Hole had his mouth wide open with shock. "Throughout almost the whole week you kept it up?"

Shining Armor and Vinyl nodded.

Shining wiped sweat off his forehead. "We got him good."

Vinyl had to agree. "We did."

Suddenly, Black Hole grabbed his hammer and tried to hit Shining with it. "I'LL BUST YOU IN THE HEAD!"

Shining screamed with terror as Black Hole raged upon him and Vinyl. "Hey, CHILL OUT! Jesus Christ!" He took the hammer out of his grip again.

Vinyl was annoyed. "Calm it down, we just said it's a prank."

Black Hole glared. "Get out. Channel five and you're dead." He ran to his room to find something.

Vinyl stepped back in fear. "Oh shit, he's getting something from his room, I'm out." She ran for the door and left the house. "See you later, Black Hole, welcome back."

Black Hole came out with a machete.

Shining saw it and stopped him. "She's gone! Oh my god! She left!"

Black Hole pointed his sharp knife at his grandson. "I'll slice and dice, bitch. In case if he comes back, I'm ready to strike." He placed his knife on top of his refrigerator. "GET OUT!"

Shining smiled. "How do you feel?"

Black Hole didn't answer the question. "GET OUT!"

Then, the grandson frowned. "No."

Black Hole picked up the knife again.

That made Shining run. "I'm gone, I'll leave."

Part 2

Black Hole and Vinyl were in the kitchen. "Vinyl, it's the second day, go home. Do you ever take a bath?"

"Um... mind your own business, this is my house, this is my rules."

"This is my house."

"Oh no, I don't think so, sir."

Black Hole grabbed his can of coffee mix. Vinyl tried to stop him. "Hey, what doing with the coffee, I don't drink coffee."

Black Hole looked inside the can, but there wasn't any coffee mix, Vinyl dumped it all out. "There is no coffee."

"That's right, because this is my house, I drink cider. You want one?"

Black Hole threw his coffee mix can in his trash can. "I want some god damn coffee!"

"Give me a dollar and I'll give you a cider, this is my house."

Black Hole couldn't take it anymore. "This... is... my... house... get... your... ass... out!"

Vinyl's mouth was open in shock, she glared at the old man and shouted. "I... DON'T... HAVE... TO..., BIG MAN! I'VE BEEN HERE, THIS MY SHIT NOW! Would you like to watch my TV?"

Black Hole flipped his coffee table over in his living room.

"Hey, put my table back over, old man."

"This is what you get for moving in!" Black Hole picked it up and dropped it down again.

"Oh, uncalled for, I'm going to call the law, you're taking it too far."

"GO HOME, BITCH!"

"You can't tear up my house."

"I ain't afraid of your ass."

"You don't have to be afraid, just be cautious. This is my house, my rules, old man."

"Get out of my house!"

"YOU DON'T HAVE A HOUSE!"

"SHINING'S GOING TO BE OVER HERE, AND HE'S GOING TO THROW YOU OUT, BITCH! AND I'M GOING TO GOD DAMN LAUGH! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!"

"You better hope you got some pointers in my hometown, Rocky! Because, I'll knock your son out!"

Shining Armor stepped into the house. "Whoa! What happened here?"

"Get her out of my house." Black Hole was leaning over the kitchen table in defeat.

"I don't have to go nowhere."

"Shining, this is a prophesy, get her out of my house." Black Hole's eyes started to tear up as he laid his head down on his arm. He was getting a headache.

"It's only been one day, Grandpa, she's living with you now."

"This bitch ain't living with me." Black Hole wiped a tear away from his face with his sleeve.

"No, he's right, you're living with me, big man." Vinyl laughed. "My chair, my cider, my smile. Good morning to you, you live in a zoo."

"Shining, she poured all of my coffee out." Black Hole pointed at the trash can with the coffee mix can. "I got no coffee, she dumped it all out."

"We don't drink coffee in this house, we drink cider."

Shining Armor looked at the flipped over table. "Who flipped the table?"

"She did." The poor old man pointed at Vinyl.

Vinyl was threatened. "Oh, you lying bitch, you flipped that god damn table, I want you to pick it up."

Black Hole looked at Vinyl with a glare. "You did it."

Vinyl shouted. "You did it!"

Black Hole shouted back. "You did it!"

"You think I did it, you son of a bitch, you did it." Vinyl threw a pencil at Black Hole's elbow.

Black Hole screamed in pain. "Ow, you god damn--" He got up and walked over to the table.

"You need any help?"

"Yeah, have your son help you."

Black Hole looked up at Vinyl as he was threatened. "Why you little--" He bent down and picked up the table to put it back on it's legs.

Part 4

Shining Armor and Black Hole were standing outside until the sky turned dark. Black Hole is starting to get upset about Vinyl moving into his house. "I had enough of this shit, I be at your house in the morning."

Shining Armor looked at the ground, then he looked through the window to see Vinyl sitting on the rocking chair near the kitchen table. "What is the deal, dude. How come she won't leave?"

Black Hole thought about the money. "Because, you won't pay her or something. I paid her to house sit until I come back from my vacation, but now she's moving in. She said it worth five hundred dollars."

Shining Armor doesn't have that amount of money. "Five hundred dollars? I don't have that amount of money."

Black Hole looked through the window to check on Vinyl. "Get rid of her, Shining, please. Tell you what, I'll see you at your house, if you pay her."

Vinyl gets off the chair and heads to the door. Shining Armor took a step back from the door. "Hold up, she's coming."

Vinyl opens the door and tells Black Hole to come in the house. "Come on, it's getting late so it's time for you to go to bed now. We don't do shit outside when it's dark."

Black Hole threw a chair off his front porch. "I'm not 9 years old."

Vinyl didn't care about it at all. "I don't give a damn about how old you are, lets go, big boy."

Black Hole ignored it. "I ain't going, you can't make me."

Vinyl tried to pull him in. "Come get it in your crib, big boy."

"No."

"Get in."

"No."

"I'm calling the law."

"Call them." Black Hole tried to get away.

Vinyl made a small move before Black Hole could do something. "Go ahead, do something."

Black Hole glared at the DJ. "Shut your mouth, you're disturbing the neighbors."

Vinyl made a scary glare no one has ever seen before. "You are, get in here now." She grabbed Black Hole's arm and pulled him inside the house. "Get to bed, you're not going to talk to all of my neighbors with this bullshit."

They are Black Hole's neighbors. "My neighbors."

Vinyl talked back to the old man. "Mine."

Black Hole shouted. "MINE!"

Vinyl ignored the shout. "I'm already out of coffee and tea, bitch."

Black Hole walked to his new bedroom door and walked inside the room. "Whatever."

Vinyl smirked. "Bye-bye, save electricity. Good night, see you in the morning, big boy, who says."

Shining Armor thought he should start helping his grandfather, he walked into the room and saw him looking out the window. "We should do something. How do we get rid of her?"

Black Hole turned around to look at his grandson. "How about I dig a hole and put her ass in it, I'll put her in a shallow grave, there will be no more tea around."

Shining Armor heard Vinyl make a rude comment about what Black Hole said what he's going to do to her. "She just 'screw you' I heard her."

Black Hole didn't care. "Yeah, she's like you, but I'm not screwing that bitch."

Shining Armor tried to head to the door to get her. "I'm going to tell her to get in here."

Black Hole widened his eyes. "No."

Part 6

Black Hole and Shining Armor drove to the court house. Shining Armor opened the car door that's near him and stepped out into the sidewalk. "Alright, we're here."

Black Hole pulls out his phone to call Vinyl to make sure she's still at the house. "Make sure t tell them that she was house sitting and she won't leave. I'll call her to make sure she's still at the house."

But, what Shining Armor's going to do is go to the court house and fumble around and get a fake eviction notice for Vinyl. He thought he would end the prank on this day. He finally comes back with the eviction papers and got in the car. "I'll got the eviction notice, Grandpa. You ready for this?"

Black Hole was excited, because he wanted to get rid of Vinyl so bad. He started his car and the tires started rolling. He sang a little tune. "Oh happy days, oh happy days, oh happy days, when Vinyl left, and got out my house today, oh happy days." It was his favorite song.

Shining Armor looked out the car window on Black Hole's side and saw a fountain that he recognizes. "Hey, you remember that fountain?" He and Black Hole went on a walk a while ago and they sat there for lunch.

Black Hole looks out his window and sees the fountain. "Yeah, I remember that fountain. It's been a while since we saw it."