{1} perhaps this was a bad idea
Rainbow Dash wwhas running away from the rainbow-mouthed zombiefied Ponyville citizens and was starting to to see the bad side of pranks. Her heart pounded in her chest, only her survival instincts keep her zooming toward the barn on Apple Jack's farm. Dash couldn't tell if being caught by creepy, zombie ponies worse than having to tell her friends that she caused all this. Rainbow really didn't want to tell AJ because she had fancied the country pony for some time now. Rarity, Apple Jack, Rainbow Dash, & the CMCs all threw them selves into the barn and barricaded the doors and windows.
"Whats going on?" asked Scotaloo.
"ALL OF PONYVILLE 'AS BEEN TURNED TA COOKIE-CRAZED ZOMBIES!" AJ yelled.
Rarity demanded "How could such a thing have happened?!"
~~bush did 9/11~~ Rainbow Dash scratched the back of her head and started to say, "Yeah, well, about that...."
The citizens of Ponyville did not let RD finish. The hooves and some heads of the enemy burst through the boarded up windows as the Zombies moaned for cookies. Dash grabbed AJ's hoof and she flew behind Rainbow as the pegasus blasted out the window, knocking over Bon Bon & Lyra (who would not abandon their love, even as zombies). Apple Jack dashed out in front of Dash and brought them to the door of AJ's apple cellar. The earth pony lifted the trapdoor, tossing Rainbow Dash in the cellar before climbing in and locking the entrance.
"What in blazes is happenin'?"
Rainbow Dash broke down and explained the prank to Apple Jack.
"Ya sure Fucked up didn't ya Rainbow"
"I really did."
It was Rainbow Dash who broke the silence.
"Will the door hold them?"
"Sure as anythin'. I built this to protect the apples from the most dangerous of storms." AJ stated proudly.
A confused Rainbow asked, "Your family or the fruit?"
"Both" she answered with a grin.
The mares laughed at the pun far too much. After the laughter trickled away Rainbow Dash & Apple Jack looked into each other's eyes for a good 30 seconds. After they realized what was happening they turned away from the other, both trying to hide a small smile. The cellar was roughly the size of a family room and the walls were cemented stones. AJ's cellar was three--quarters covered in burlap bags of apples. All the useable room was the small area at the bottom of the stairs and a very large hay mattress. Both ponies yearned to snuggle on the mattress together, but neither would dream of it really happening. Rainbow and Apple Jack did not want to address the elephant in the room, so they instead stood around awkwardly.
"Soooooooooooooo...." Rainbow said trying to start a conversation, "what's up?"
Apple Jack raised an eyebrow {do ponies have eyebrows???IDK maybe} at Dash.
"I'm trapped in a cellar with you until Celestia knows when, and really the only space to do any thing is a bed."
The mares chuckled at their situation.
"Come' re...." AJ started.
Rainbow felt her self being dragged on the mattress, some where in the middle of it. The mares came to a sitting position and Dash's foreleg was pulled around Apple Jack's midriff. AJ's fore legs were wrapped around RD's shoulders. They turned their faces in to look at each other and their muzzles were just a centimeter apart. Apple Jack stuttered a bit before asking Rainbow,
"Dash, h-h-have you ever....?"
Rainbow Dash was taken aback by the question and asked why Apple Jack had asked such a thing.
"At the Pony-Pet play date the girls would all gossip about sexual exploits, except Fluttershy, of course. Rarity thought that you had some."
"Well I had a thing with Gilda until how she treated Pinkie Pie, And I fooled around with Spit Fire, Soarin, and Fleet Foot, but I'm not a whore."
"That's what I thought, but every pony except me and Flutters gossiped about you sometimes."
" That fucking sucks."
"It does"
"So," Apple Jack asked, "Does this mean you're Bi?"
"Yeah What about you?"
Apple Jack thought for a moment and said, "I've never had a relationship, but stallions always seem to be obnoxious and get in the way."
"BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, you sound like such a lesbian!"Rainbow said, much to Apple Jack's indignance.
"Maybe I am."
A smirk came to Rainbow's muzzle and she asked, "Do you fancy anyone?"
Apple Jack blushed and said yes.
"Describe this mystery pony."
"Well, she is Athletic, sexy, brave, and loyal.", Apple Jack was so embarrassed to say that she demanded "Now you!" with a flushed face
"Chill, AJ. But, I fancy a mare that's hard working, kind, clever, and honest.
There was an awkward silence until Dash said,
"Hey AJ?"
"Yea-omph!"
RD pulled Apple Jack in to a passionate, open-mouth kiss. The mare's tongues swirled around in each other's mouths, and Rainbow tasted sweet apples in the pretty mouth of her new found lover. Apple Jack rolled on her back, sliding the cyan pegasus on top of her self.
AJ's blonde hair was being screwed up by Rainbow's right hoof, and the two were squeezed closer together by Dash's gentle left hoof under AJ' back. The beautiful kiss was broken and two mares made sensual eye contact and admitted to having fancied each other for a while.
"So do you want to be, like, a couple?" Rainbow asked hopefully.
"More than anything." Apple Jack said blissfully.
Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack shared another French kiss full of loving ecstasy.
Author's Note
this is the first thing i've ever written ever to feel free to tear it apart. ~~please be nice. I don't know if I can take harshness.~~
