The Great Lagiacrus

I awoke to the sound of something sizzling. I didn't open my eyes but could smell eggs cooking. I open my eyes to see the white one who had fainted yesterday cooking eggs while the two others cuddling up to my tail. She noticed me awake for my slumber. "I my name is Princess Celestia and want to pearsonly thank you for saving my sister, niece, and me." She had said then plated a kiss on my snout. I gave off a slight blush. She noticed this. "There is something special about you Isn't there.?" Celestia said. I got up carefully not to wake her niece and her sister. I went over next to her and wrote in the sand. Can you give a voice? I wrote in the sand. "Yes I can with magic." Wow first me being abssaly Lagiacrus now there is Fucking magic. I guess she searched my mind to find my original voice. "There it is" She had mumbled. Then my throat was surrounded in a golden aurora. My throat became sore but I decide to try and talk I decide to sing a song. I wonder how it would sound since my voice was so deep. That song is Whiskey in the jar by highywaymen.

" As I was going over the gillargar mountains.

I saw caption Farrell and his money he was counting.

   First I though my pistol and rattle fourth my sabre saying stand and deliver for I am your bold receiver. Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o there's whiskey in the jar.

He counted out his money it made a pretty penny I took the money how and it gave it to my Jenny. She cried and she swore That she would never deceive me but the devil is in the women and it never will be easy. Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o. There whiskey in the jar.

Early in the morning between the hours of six and seven. The gaurds were standing round me in numbers of Odd even. I flew  to my pistols but alas I was mistaken for Jenny Wet the powder and prisoner I was taken. Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o, there's whiskey in the jar

I think I'll find my brother the one that's in the army I don't were he station Is it corcork or kalagey. Together will go rolling in the mountains of kill Kenny And I dare hell treat me fairer then My darling thwarted Jenny. Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o, there's whiskey in the jar.

Some the delight in fishing and the Bowlin, others take delight in Carrige rollin.But I take delight in the juice of the barley or courting pretty girls in the morning so early. Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o, there's whiskey in the jar.

Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o, there's whiskey in the jar. Let's sing her one more time. Whoosh a riggem do da. Whack for the daddy-o, whack for the daddy-o, wells there's  whiskey in the jar."

  I didn't even notice the other two female were awoken by my singing. "What are your names?" I asked the newly awoken. The pink one was the first one to tell me her name. "My name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza. And I want to thank you fore saving us." She had said then planted a kiss on my snout. What is with the snout kissing I thought. The blackish blue one was next to speak. "And ours serpant is Princess luna!" She practically bellowed out in a royal voice. "Aah me Fucking ears are bleeding!" Then a loud sound of a twig snapping forced all of our attention to the jungle on the island. I forgot to mention it had a jungle.

       What I saw next was a Kecha Wacha coming out of the jungle to investigate Lunas shout. I heard a loud rumble come from my stomach. The Kecha Wacha lower her ears and launched at me. I launched toward the Kecha Wacha. He swung his right arm to strike me with his claws. I bit down hard on its arm hearing a late crunch noise come from its now broken arm. It screamed in pain as I brought my jaws down onto his head bit hard as I could. Hearing a loud Crack and the Kecha Wacha going limp. My breathing was heavy. Blood dripped from my jaws. "Do you guys eat meat?" I asked the Cadence, Celestia, and luna. "No the closest thing is eggs that we eat." Celestia said in a calm matter. "Oh ok" I said dragging my kill by the camp fire to eat. I bit a chunk of flesh off and swallowed it. "What??" I said getting disgusting looks from the princess." Hey don't Fucking judge me you vegans. And besides it takes like chicken to me." Getting even more disgusting looks from the princesses.