Cadance and the Art of Diplomacy (Season 2)

by James Light

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance, Other, Romance, Shining Armor, Sex, Queen Chrysalis, Alternate Universe, Original Character
Length: 13306

The continued diplomatic (sexual) adventures of Cadance and Shining Armor!

Cadance and Shining's continued foray into the world of banging as many foreign dignitaries as possible diplomacy! Didn't read season 1? No problem! Just breeze through the "Previously..." chapter and move onto the clop diplomacy!

EPISODE WARNINGS:
s02e00: M/F and F/F, Bondage, Ball Worship, Cunnilingus, Cock Worship, Bukkake

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Published 2017-03-19 23:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-19 23:10:01 UTC

Previously, on Cadance and the Art of Diplomacy....

Already know what happened (or just here for the clop)? Skip ahead!

The Crystal Empire, once a fairytale told to fillies and colts before bed, has returned.

A nation reborn does not make a nation ready to thrive, however, and the restored Empire found itself cut off from the rest of Equestrian society by the violent conditions in the frozen north. With a stagnant economy and technology outdated by a thousand years, the Empire had to find a way to open diplomatic negotiations with nations near and far lest it fade back into obscurity.

Two young lovers, now the rulers of an entire nation, found themselves as the recipients of this great burden. The Crystal Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, the Alicorn of Love, and her husband, Shining Armor, bravely stood up to the task for the good of their ponies, each ready to give their heart, mind, BODY, and soul to the fledgling Empire.

The couple’s first challenge would come from across the Celestial Sea—the Griffon Empire of Griffonstone, another player looking to gain footing on the world’s stage after a lengthy absence, arrived asking for assistance. Once a proud nation that stood as a bastion of power on the opposite side of the world, Griffonstone had fallen into decline after the death of the great King Grover. Now, however, after a timely visit by a pair of former Element of Harmony bearers, the griffon kingdom was ready to rejoin the ever-fluctuating fields of diplomacy.

The First Lady of Griffonstone, Greta Sharpclaw, sent her Ambassador of Friendship, Gilda, to strike a deal with the crystal ponies. The terms were simple; Griffonstone would buy excess stone from the Empire’s vast crystal mines in order to rebuild their nation. After a bout of intense negotiations that proved both the Ambassador and the Crystal Princess to be CUNNING LINGUISTS of diplomacy, Cadance was able to convince Gilda that, for the good of both nations, the Crystal Empire would supply the stone in exchange for volunteer fliers from Griffonstone. Griffons, with their thicker coats and larger wingspans, could transport goods through the violent storms that constantly plagued the north, opening up trade routes once thought to be impossible. This would lead to a private, ONE-ON-FIVE MEETING between Cadance and the first group of volunteers, who would go on to become the first permanent griffon residents of the Empire—as well as the personal flight team for the royal couple.

It wouldn’t be long after this meeting of pony and griffon that the next challenge would present itself, and this time it would come from a place much closer to home. Just to the north of the Empire, within the glittering peaks of the Crystal Mountains, came a pack of diamond dogs driven from their underground homes by the suddenly aggressive creatures of the north. Cadance found herself stuck in a conundrum where, on one hoof, she wanted to help the pack settle within the Empire but, on the other, was unable to do so due to the limited land held within the magical barrier shielding the city from harm.

After a heated meeting with the pack’s alpha, Snow, and his wife, Roxy, Cadance successfully TIED THE KNOT of friendship between the two species and hashed out a plan. The diamond dogs would move into parts of the crystal mines that had already been cleared, giving them room to grow a special plant known amongst their pack as the darkgem vine. These vine-like plants were grown underground using mashed-up gemstones and served many purposes within diamond dog society. Thus the previously useless land underneath the Empire was used to grow a plant with applications ranging from food to medicine, and with the diamond dog’s expert diggers at their side more land quickly became available for the crystal pony’s new canine compatriots.

The day the diamond dogs moved into the Empire would become known as The Day of the Diamond Dog, or D-3 for short. After GETTING TO KNOW MORE OF SNOW'S PACK during the celebration, Cadance would strengthen the capabilities of her Crystal Guards with the diamond dog’s knowledge of hoof-to-hoof combat. She even wound up hiring the first non-pony lieutenant ever in Equestrian society from the fiercely loyal pack—a position in charge of protecting the royal family that was only one step down from captain of the guard. With a bolstered military and a strengthened economy, it seemed as if nothing could stop the Empire's rise back into prosperity….

But then, like a dark, seething thundercloud marching across the barren, snow-covered fields of the frozen north, the Crystal Empire’s biggest challenge would come knocking on its door. Chrysalis and her hive of love-deprived changelings, the very same group that had nearly taken over Canterlot during the royal couple's wedding, came seeking asylum. Distrust ran rampant between the two groups but, after pleading her case, Chrysalis got her wish—a private meeting where she hoped to convince the ponies whose wedding she had crashed into trusting her.

Distrust turned to intrigue turned to compassion as an EXCHANGE OF LOVE brought with it a better understanding between the two races. Chrysalis’s hive was permitted to move into the unused dungeons beneath the Crystal Castle, the former torture-chambers of the evil King Sombra transforming overnight into a new home for the Empire’s latest allies. A rush of technological and scientific advances swept across the land as the crystal ponies got their first look at a species that, much like the shield that protected their city from harm, lived off of love. This, in turn, led to the invention of large, love-based “batteries” that strengthened the energy inside the Crystal Heart, causing the bubble around the Empire to expand outwards and reclaim land once buried underneath thick sheets of ice and snow. Even the changeling’s abilities of transformation did not go to waste as the Empire opened a new, information-gathering wing of their guard, allowing them to find and eliminate threats to the city before they could become a problem.

These meetings, as well as a large GROUP DIPLOMACY SESSION between the royal couple, Chrysalis, and Gilda, would lead the Crystal Empire into a new golden age of prosperity. Its economy thrived, its ponies grew happy, and its melting pot of species made the Empire one of the cultural hotspots of the world. But as the Empire’s treasuries grew, so too did its presence on the world’s stage, its bustling economy acting as a beacon to draw new nations towards its borders. Nations that, for better or for worse, look towards its glittering lands with envy growing in their hearts….

s02e00 - Crushes and the Summons from Canterlot

Author's Note

Starring:
Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
Prince Shining Armor
Royal Assistant Amethyst Star

Also Starring:
Chrysalis
Knight Blade, Guard of the Crystal Empire (Fan Submitted)
Aedeagus, Guard of the Crystal Empire (Fan Submitted)

Synopsis:
When a letter arrives from Canterlot, Amethyst Star, assistant to the Crystal Empire's royal couple, has to deliver the news. When she stumbles upon Princess Cadance doing inappropriate things to her husband, however, she finds herself tasked with a very different assignment….

WARNING, This episode is rated E for Explicit and contains the following:
M/F and F/F
Bondage
Cunnilingus
Ball Worship
Cock Worship
Bukkake

Edited by: Moon Dreams

s02e00 - Crushes and the Summons from Canterlot

Cadance and the Art of Diplomacy
s02e00 - Crushes and the Summons from Canterlot

It was another crystal-clear morning within the aptly-named Crystal Empire of the Frozen North. Though, with the sun just starting to peer over the Crystal Mountains, one would be hard-pressed to call it ‘morning’. Most ponies were still in bed, dreaming about soaring through the skies or hanging out with friends—or even some of their more adult fantasies—as they rested for the hard day’s work that awaited them. In fact, the only ponies stirring beneath the magical shield surrounding the city were a hoof-full of guards and staff within the Crystal Castle, and it is there where we find our hero for the morning….

Amethyst Star sighed as she plodded down one of the many hallways within the Crystal Castle, her pink hooves sinking like quicksand into the carpeting that lined the crystalline floor. Anypony who knew Amethyst would have had cause for alarm had they seen her, for the unicorn was a notorious morning mare who always greeted everypony she passed with a warm smile and a friendly "Hello!". Now, however, as she walked by a pair of maids chatting about the latest and greatest Crystal Empire gossip, she could muster only a weak nod and a half-hearted "Hey..." before passing them by.

“Huh…” one of the maids whispered as she watched her walk down the hall. “What do you think’s up with her?”

The other mare smirked. “Didn’t you hear? Poor little filly’s gotta deliver a message to mister you-know-who.”

"Oh?" The first perked up, her lips curling into a devilish grin. “You’d think she’d be a little more excited to see her beloved crush!”

Amethyst grimaced as the mares erupted into laughter behind her, pink cheeks turning crimson as she continued walking down the hall. “Tch, I don’t have a crush.” She looked at her hooves and frowned. “Especially not one on... him. I mean, I’m his assistant for Celestia’s sake! That would just be weird.”

She continued marching with her head held down, the maids’ words replaying over and over inside her head like a broken Sapphire Shores record on repeat.

“Pff... a crush!” She audibly scoffed at the notion, causing a passing diamond dog to glance at her in confusion. “I mean, really, crushes are for foals! Not to mention that he’s married! Sure, that doesn’t seem to stop him and Cadance from….” She slowed to a stop and sighed. “Great, now I’m all flustered. You’re supposed to be a professional, Amethyst. Can’t have you all worked up when you deliver the news.”

“Miss Star.”

Amethyst didn’t so much as flinch as a towering figure stepped out of the shadows beside her, used to the foreign queen’s strangely sly demeanor after working alongside her for the past several months. “Chrysalis.” She didn’t wait for the conversation to continue, resuming her trek down the hall hoping that her co-worker wouldn’t pursue.

A hope that was immediately dashed as the changeling fell right in line beside her. “Tsk tsk, Amethyst, such a cold shoulder for a friend?”

Amethyst sighed in frustration. “I don’t have time for your games, Chrysalis.” She kept her eyes forward, instead focusing on a pair of guards walking towards them—one a tall, wiry-looking changeling harvester with a well-polished shell and the other a cocoa-colored stallion with a spiky black mane—rather than the queen at her side. “I have something very important to attend to this morning.”

“Oh?” Amethyst rolled her eyes as she felt the changeling smirk. “If I remember correctly, dear Amethyst, you’re supposed to be on a train half-way to Ponyville right about now. Tell me, what kind of something would make you not go to this… family gathering, I think it’s called?” The ex-villainess chuckled an evil-sounding chuckle. “Why you ponies feel the need to stay close with your offspring is beyond me. I mean, if my breeders felt the need to visit all of theirs, they’d never get any work done! And by work, I of course mean having lots of sex!”

Amethyst came to a stop with a groan, her cheeks turning a few shades darker in embarrassment. “Look, Chrysalis, I’m sure you already know about the letter that came in from Canterlot this morning.”

The changeling half-heartedly hummed in reply, obviously more interested in the two passing males than anything she had to say. So, with a casual bow to the guards as they saluted her, Amethyst rolled her eyes and continued walking undeterred.

“And while I do absolutely adore your company, I’d really appreciate it if… if….” Her ears perked up as she noticed the lack of hoof-falls beside her. “Chrysalis? What are you—”

She froze as soon as she turned to look over her shoulder. There, tail flagged and pussy on full display as she stared at something further down the hall, was Chrysalis. Curiosity forced Amethyst to follow the changeling’s gaze, her eyes falling on the two guards as they walked the opposite way.

Though, if she had to guess, it was what was between their legs that had her promiscuous companion’s attention.

There, revealed each time their tails casually swung to the side, were two pairs of plump, virile stones that rocked to the beat of their steps. The changeling’s in particular were quite impressive, swollen with enough liquid love that they hung like heavy grapefruits inside their dark, leathery sac. Not that the stallion’s weren’t mouth-watering as well, and as she joined Chrysalis in comparing the two sets of stallion-fruits she had to wipe away an errant line of drool from the corner of her lips.

Amethyst watched the guards for a moment, warmth spreading throughout her body as their dangling endowments danced for her enjoyment. At least, she did until a chill passed over her marehood. Then, with a startled “eep!” as she realized she was flagging like a mare in heat, she tore her gaze away and retreated down the hall with her tail tucked between her legs, hoping that nopony had noticed her voyeuristic slip.

“So….” Chrysalis gave her a toothy grin as she caught back up, a noticeable spring to the changeling’s steps. “Enjoy the show?”

Amethyst chuckled, though her attempt to sound cool, calm, and collected sounded more like a mare on the brink of losing it. “Please, Chrysalis, not everypony has your incredible lack of self-control.”

The changeling brought a hoof to her chest in mock offense. “What, can’t a queen enjoy what her subjects have to offer? Though I have to say, that stallion was rather familiar….” She tapped her chin in thought. “You know, now that I think about it, I believe he’s the pony that fucked me in the bathroom the other day!”

Nearly tripping over herself to the tune of laugh-hisses from the changeling beside her, Amethyst whirled towards Chrysalis with eyes wide and cheeks ablaze. “Wh-what!? How can you say something so… so… obscene!” She scowled and tapped the much larger changeling on the chest like a mother scolding their foal. “You’re supposed to be a high-ranking, well-respected official of the Empire, Chrysalis, and it’s about time you started to act like one! As their representatives, we cannot and will not embarrass the royal couple in public like this!”

Chrysalis’s eyebrow arched in surprise. “What, embarrass them by saying that a guard railed me against a bathroom stall until I couldn’t walk straight? You do realize who we’re working for, right?” She smirked. “Tartarus, I’m pretty sure those two lovebirds were rutting each other’s brains out through the entire Crystal Faire last week!”

Amethyst scowled at the changeling for a moment but, unable to think of a good comeback to something that was more than likely true, settled for scoffing in annoyance as she began stomping down the hall. “Grr... unbelievable!”

It took a moment for Chrysalis to catch up, and as she did she playfully swatted the diamonds on the mare’s flank with her tail. “Come now, Amethyst, you know I’m only teasing.” She straightened up and sighed. “Trust me when I say that I will never harm those two again, not after everything they’ve done for me and my hive.”

Amethyst’s ears perked up at the unexpected sincerity in the changeling's voice. “Wow, there’s something you don’t hear every day. Chrysalis showing some honest-to-goodness—”

Chrysalis tilted her head in thought. “Unless, of course, one of them asks me to hurt them. Cady is quite the little pink pervert, so I wouldn’t be surprised if she wanted a spanking after she’s been naughty….” She glanced at Amethyst and grinned at the horrified look on the mare’s face. “Of course, with what she puts up her ass, I’m sure she has quite the threshold for pain!”

Amethyst stopped dead in her tracks, her pink coat of fur unable to mask the burning blush spreading across her cheeks like wildfire. “What the hay is wrong with you!?”

Chrysalis held her grin for as long as she could but, after watching Amethyst's face turn as red as a tomato, soon broke into a giggle-fit that seemed quite out of place for an ex-villainess once bent on Equestrian domination. “Oh, you are far, far too easy to tease, Amethyst! You should see the look on your face!” The changeling sighed, happily. “You really need to lighten up, Miss Star. Maybe join us for some fun one of these days. Replace that stick up your butt with a different kind of stick, if you know what I mean!”

Amethyst was left feeling dizzy as all the blood in her body rushed to her head, the crackling laughs from the succubus beside her drowned out by the white-water-rapids-like humming in her ears. She didn’t put up a fight as Chrysalis pulled her in with an insectile wing, pressing her against her chitinous side as they continued walking down the hall.

“Oh, I so do love our friendship, Amethyst!” The jubilant queen gave her a squeeze. “You always know how to make me laugh!”

Amethyst pushed the changeling away with a growl. “Celestia dammit, Chrysalis, you’re going to make me late! If I’m late for this we’ll all be late for the train, and if we’re late for the train—”

A black hoof suddenly shoved in her mouth shut her up, and once she followed it back to Chrysalis’s smirking face she immediately spat it back out. “Blegh! Pah! What the heck was that for, Chrysalis? I have no idea where your hooves have been!” She blushed as the changeling provocatively waggled her eyebrows. “Nor do I ever want to know! Just—”

She was silenced by the philandering hoof once again, yet this time it pushed against her face and turned it to the side. Her pupils shrunk to the size of pinpricks as a towering slab of iridescent crystal came into view, the familiar etchings across the door’s surface signaling it as the gateway to her own personal Tartarus:

The royal couple’s bedroom.

Chrysalis pulled her hoof back and grinned. “I’ve been trying to tell you that we’re here.” With a long, drawn-out yawn she stretched like a cat, groaning as her back pleasantly popped in response. “For now, though, I must take my leave. I’ve already had quite the... busy morning and I think I should... procure some love before we head out. Don't want to leave with an empty stomach!" She bowed her head and turned back the way the two had came. “Tah-tah, Amethyst! Good luck telling them about the letter!”

Amethyst didn’t respond, too engrossed with the door before her to do anything but nod as the changeling disappeared down the hall. Her mind strayed towards what was happening on the other side of it, towards how Cadance and Shining were most likely locked in the throes of passion inside their personal den of lust. She closed her eyes and started counting to ten to banish those thoughts, though that only seemed to allow images from memories past to come to the forefront of her mind.

“One…”

When Twilight Sparkle had asked if she wanted a high-profile job in the recently returned Crystal Empire, Amethyst had immediately jumped at the chance. Her masterful organization skills were of no use to her in Ponyville, not when Twilight’s uncanny ability to make and memorize lists on the fly put her talents to shame. So, the news that Princess Cadance and her hunk of a husband, Prince Shining Armor, were in dire need of an assistant to help them run an entire empire—preferably an assistant who hadn’t been gone for the past thousand years—was right up her alley. She figured, hay, the worst part of the job was probably the weather, right?

“...two…”

Amethyst froze as soon as she entered the room. There, laying on her back on the center table, was the Friendship Ambassador of Griffonstone, legs spread-eagle—or, in this case, spread-griffon—for the princess who lay between them. Cadance’s eyes were wide with shock, tongue still buried deep inside the ambassador’s clenching passage….

“...three…”

She was wrong. So very, very wrong. In fact, she was so wrong that she was pretty sure that being that wrong disqualified her from getting the job in the first place!

Because it wasn’t the weather that was the worst, oh no. It was her bosses.

“...four…”

“Tell them to give us a couple minutes, we’re almost done here.”

It took a moment for Amethyst to put a face on the voice that had spoken, and it took her even longer to figure out why it had come from underneath the table that only Princess Cadance was seated at. When she did, however, all the blood in her body rushed to her cheeks in the brightest blush known to ponykind.

Shining Armor was underneath the table having a heaping helping of marehood for breakfast. Because of course he was!

“...five…”

It wasn’t even like they were bad ponies to work for. Hay, the royal couple were two of the nicest ponies you could meet, especially when it came to ponies of a more royal lineage. The pay wasn’t something to scoff at, either, not when she had more bits than she knew what to do with. Plus, the job came with so many benefits that most would say it was a great job.

“...six…”

Well, those ponies obviously hadn’t met the never-ending cesspool that was the royal couple’s libido. Oh, it’s lunch time you say? Well, Cadance and Shining are probably rutting like a couple of wild rabbits in the kitchen! The royal couple are meeting with some fliers from Griffonstone? Oh, they’re ‘meeting’ all right….

“...seven…”

“A large swarm of changelings is approaching, Princess! What should we do?”

The two ponies immediately leaped into action. Cadance pulled back from her husband’s chest and rushed off the bed, dragging the covers off of him as she did. This revealed the scene of carnal devastation underneath the sheets which, in turn, caused Amethyst’s heart to come to a complete stop.

For that, in what would be one of the most memorable moments of her life, was the first time she got to see Shining Armor’s cock in all its rigid glory. Even as he jumped from the bed she couldn’t look away from it, erratically bobbing between his legs as he put on his armor. Hay, she couldn’t even remember how tense the air had felt or how the three of them had marched out of the room with a battle for the ages on the horizon.

All she could remember was how Shining’s cum-slickened erection hypnotically swayed beneath him all the way to the royal court.

“...eightnineten!”

Amethyst shook her head to clear her thoughts, both her cheeks and a place she'd rather not mention as warm as they were back on that fateful day. "I don't have a crush on Shining, I don't have a crush on Shining, I don't have a crush on Shining...." She took a deep breath and glanced out a nearby window, the sight of the sun cheerily beaming over the distant mountains helping calm her nerves. "Okay, it’s only dawn. There’s no way the two of them are already doing... stuff.” She sighed, her internal pep-talk not helping her confidence in the slightest. “Well, here goes nothing.”

Wearily lifting a hoof into the air, Amethyst winced as she weakly tapped it against the door. Nothing but the far-off sounds of castle staff came back in reply, so, with a nervous bite of her bottom lip, she knocked a second time and—

“...mmm….”

She jumped in surprise. “H-hello? Princess? Are you awake?”

A voice, this one clearly masculine, raspily replied, “...mhmm….”

“Uh, okay…. “ She swallowed, nervously, as she pressed her ear against the door. “May I come in then?”

Another reply, this time from the Alicorn of Love herself. “...go ahead….”

With a final nod to psyche herself up, Amethyst put on her best assistant-smile, opened the door, and strode into the room. “Good morning, Princess! I’m just here to tell you about—”

Even from the doorway Amethyst could see the outline of Shining Armor’s cock buried deep inside his wife’s throat, and seeing as Cadance had her chin pressed against his balls what she saw was everything. Shining had been gagged and tied to one of the corner posts of the bed at the center of the room, back pressed against the wooden pole and hind legs stretched out into an open 'V' in front of him. Cadance lay on her stomach between them, tail casually swaying back and forth as she hummed around his shaft like it was a giant piece of candy.

A giant piece of cock candy.

Amethyst’s legs began to shake as she watched the bulge throb inside Cadance’s throat, both her cheeks and—once again—a place she'd rather not mention warming at the sight. “B-b-but… I… you….” She lowered herself to the ground and covered her eyes in disbelief. “How does this keep happening to me!?”

There was a moment of silence, one where Amethyst began to believe that maybe, just maybe, it was all just a terrible, dick-filled dream she would soon wake from. A surprised croak and a wet pop later, though, and she heard somepony jump off the bed and rush to her side.

“Amethyst! I’m so sor—”

THWACK!

Amethyst’s eyes popped open as the sound of flesh impacting flesh reached her ears, just in time for her to watch Shining’s jet-black shaft, dripping wet with his wife’s spit, fall from where it had flexed into his stomach. The alicorn standing beside her gasped and tossed a pillow between the stallion’s legs, though the frantic attempt to shield the royal rod from view proved futile as its rigid crown still peeked over the small, pink, and frilly cushion afterward.

Cadance sheepishly rubbed the back of her head as she stepped between Amethyst and Shining to fully block him from view. “I’m so, so sorry you had to see that, Amethyst.”

Amethyst shakingly stood on legs that felt like spaghetti al dente, a favorite meal of hers that she tried to keep on her mind rather than the raging rod of meat between Shining Armor’s legs. “N-no problem, Princess….” She turned around, tail tucked between her legs as she trudged towards the door with nothing but pasta on her mind. Long, thick strands of pasta that she could slurp into her mouth—

She shook her head, the image of Cadance sensually sucking on a giant strand of spaghetti not helping her psyche in the slightest. “I’ll just be going. So sorry for interrupting.…”

Slowly she made her way towards the door, heart hammering inside her chest as she tried—and failed—to banish Shining’s glorious scepter from her mind. Even as she reached the door it was all she could see, that big, beautiful shaft that she just wanted to wrap her lips around and—

“Amethyst, wait.”

Her breath hitched in her throat. There was a pause, then, with an almost sad-sounding sigh that sent shivers down her spine, Cadance said the one thing she hoped she wouldn't.

“We need to talk.”

A rock dropped into the pit of Amethyst's stomach, and with an overwhelming sense of dread she begrudgingly turned back around. “O-okay….”

“Good.” Cadance smiled, warmly, and beckoned her to follow with a wave of a hoof. “Come, sit with me.”

Amethyst nodded in resignation and, keeping both her head and tail down to preserve what morsel of modesty she had left, followed the alicorn towards a small table in the corner of the room. “I can’t believe this is happening… again! I mean, who doesn’t lock their door when they—”

“Mmph!”

The sudden groan ripped a startled yelp from her lungs, and as she bolted across the room she caught sight of Shining’s shaft as it slammed onto the pillow between his legs. “Oh my goodness!”

Cadance gestured for her to relax as she frantically took a seat, the blush on her cheeks matched only by the alicorn's. “It’s okay, Amethyst, there’s no need to be afraid. We’re all friends here.”

Amethyst sighed and closed her eyes, the image of Shining’s glorious pony-cock once again engraving itself into her mind. “Great, just when I thought I was over him, too.” She grimaced at the thought of further giggle-fits from gossiping maids. “I’m never going to live this down, am I? Oh, there goes Amethyst, going to take a peek at the prince's big, fat di—”

“Amethyst, do you enjoy working for us?”

It took a moment for Amethyst’s thoughts to bounce from stallion-endowments to princess-talk, but realization soon struck her like a bolt of lightning on the horn. “What!?” Her eyes popped open, pupils dilated in panic. “Are you… are you firing me!?”

Cadance copied her reaction to a T. “Fire you? No, of course not! You’re such a valuable part of the Empire, of our lives! We wouldn’t know what to do if you weren’t around! It’s just, well….” The alicorn sheepishly rubbed the back of her head. “You happen to discover us during some of our more... private get-togethers. Quite often, I might add, and I can only imagine how embarrassing that must be for you.”

Amethyst blushed, her thoughts once again drifting towards the stallion across the room. “Yeah, it’s… unfortunate.”

Nodding, Cadance reached across the table and gently placed her hooves on Amethyst's. “You’re like a sister to me, Amethyst, and I want you to be comfortable working here. That’s why I think it might be best for you to get… accustomed to the idea of sex.”

The temperature in the room ticked up a couple degrees.

“Wh-what?” Amethyst stared at the alicorn like she had seen a ghost. A big, white ghost with a blue mane and a giant cock swaying between its legs. “What do you mean?”

Cadance licked her lips. “I mean, I think you should join us. Have a little fun, you know? Maybe then things wouldn’t get so awkward when you find us like—” she nodded towards her husband “—this.”

Warmth bloomed just below Amethyst's waist. Cadance wasn’t suggesting they do that, was she? “B-b-but I… I don’t… uh…”

Cadance leaned back in her seat and chuckled. “Come now, Amethyst, I’ve seen you looking at my husband from time to time.” She turned towards the stallion in question and smiled. “Can’t say I blame you, he’s certainly a looker! So, what do you say? I mean, it’s just sex! I’m sure a beautiful mare such as yourself has had plenty of fun between the sheets!”

Cadance continued to smile at her assistant, though after several moments of nothing but darting eyes and blushing cheeks she began to look rather worried. “Amethyst? Are you okay? You’re acting like you’ve never… had….”

Amethyst’s blush continued to grow.

Cadance’s eyes widened. “Amethyst, you’ve never had sex?” The alicorn’s mouth fell agape as she shook her head. “But I thought for sure that… you know….”

Amethyst sunk back in her seat like a diamond dog caught stealing from the kitchen. “Well, I mean, I've used toys and stuff, but with all the work around the castle I don't—”

BANG!

Cadance suddenly slammed her hooves down onto the table, causing Amethyst to fall off her cushion in shock. “That’s it, Amethyst, you're coming with me!”

Amethyst’s eyes widened as Cadance shot up from her seat, only for them to shrink to the size of pinpricks as the alicorn’s long, spiraled horn ignited in a dazzling array of blues. Her mouth opened but not a single word could escape before she was surrounded by magic, the supercharged aura sending tingles up her spine and nerve-numbing chills into her very bones. A strange feeling of weightlessness washed over her as she was effortlessly lifted into the air, leaving her hooves flailing about as, at least for a moment, she got a first-hoof taste of what it was like to fly.

“Whooooaaa! Hey, put me d—ahhhh!”

And then she was really flying.

Like a javelin from times of old, Cadance launched Amethyst across the room with a forceful push of magic. Her horn acted like the pointed tip of a spear, piercing through the air and causing her to rotate a full three hundred and sixty degrees before she landed between Shining’s outstretched legs with an audible “oof!”.

“Amethyst!” The dazed unicorn didn’t have the chance to stop bouncing in place before the alicorn was upon her, wrapping one hoof around her shoulders and booping her in the chest with the other. “I hereby give you a new assignment!”

The Princess of Love pointed towards Shining Armor and, in her sternest, most commanding voice, proclaimed, “I want you to fuck my husband!”

“Wh-what?!” Amethyst’s face changed from bubblegum-pink to deep, cherry red. “B-b-but, princess, I don’t think Shining would be okay with… with.…”

She turned towards Shining.

“...oh my….”

From a distance was one thing, but now that she was up close Amethyst could truly see the myriad of bindings holding the Crystal Prince in place. In fact, upon entering the room, she had only really noticed the straps wrapped around his chest to hold him in place.

Clearly, that had only been the tip of the bondage-berg.

A black leather bridle was fastened to the stallion’s head, one that held a matching set of patches over his eyes and a thick pair of headphones over his ears to rob him of both sight and sound. The proud spire of bone protruding from his forehead had a metallic band fastened around its base, depriving him of magic and, with it, any means he had of escape. Held between his lips was a thick, metal bit that kept him from fully closing his mouth, letting lines of drool seep through his grit teeth to mat the fur around his lips and chin. There was even a pair of leather reins attached to the bit, and Amethyst couldn't help but lick her lips as she imagined Cadance parading him around the castle halls like a prize-winning farm animal.

And that was just from the shoulders up!

It was with a perverse curiosity that Amethyst let her eyes fall to Shining’s waist, and even though she knew what she would find, there was no helping the shocked gasp that sneaked past her lips as the broad head of his cock came into view. The turgid length, seemingly with a mind of its own, waved at her with a mighty flex that sent it crashing down onto the cushion between his legs, leaving it resting atop the pillow like a snake waiting to strike.

At least until Cadance leaned forward, grabbed the pillow, and tossed it aside.

With it fully revealed, Amethyst couldn’t help but stare at it: the prince’s pride, a pitch-black, elongated rod of stallion-flesh that throbbed between his legs as if celebrating its glorious unveiling to the world. While she didn’t have any point of reference to compare it to, even she knew that the immaculate symbol of masculinity was something not many other stallions could compare to. Or at least she hoped that was the case, what with it being about half as long and half as thick as one of her legs. The entire shaft was silky-smooth other than the various veins that bulged out across its surface and the wide band of its medial ring, and while she obviously wasn’t committing each and every inch of her boss’s absolutely gorgeous cock to memory she swore she could see it quiver with each beat of his mighty heart.

A bead of pre rolled across Shining's flare and dropped towards the bedding below, dragging Amethyst’s gaze with it as it tumbled through the air. It never reached its final destination, however, for nestled beneath the stallion’s shaft were the safety cushions of his balls. The onyx spheres rested atop the covers like a pair of priceless gems laid out for examination, each one as smooth as an egg inside the dark, leathery skin of his sac. Amethyst blushed as she realized that her mental metaphor was rather close to the truth, for the stallion-jewels before her had already given the Empire its first heir and, with a thought that made her start to sweat, could bring several more into the world with relative ease if ever given the chance.

“So….” Amethyst just about fell off the bed in fright as the nearly-forgotten Cadance came into view. “Certainly is a specimen, isn’t he?” The princess leaned forward and cooed into Shining’s covered ear. “So big, so strong, so virile…. It’s no wonder half the mares in Equestria wanted to experience a night with their Captain of the Guard.”

Amethyst noted with no small amount of embarrassment that, even though Shining couldn’t have possibly heard his wife, his stallionhood replied to her words with yet another hearty throb. “Y-yeah?”

“Mhmm, but he chose me.” Cadance stroked the side of Shining’s cheek and smiled as he lovingly pressed his head against it. “Made me the luckiest mare in Equestria.” Her hoof began to trail down his body, sending shivers up both his and Amethyst’s spines as she neared the treasure trove between his legs. “Plus, he’s got a really big dick.”

Cadance, without much fanfare for something Amethyst felt should have been announced by the royal trumpeteers, wrapped a hoof around the base of Shining’s stallionhood and gave it a firm squeeze. The shaft quivered against her in a blatant display of need, a need that became personified as yet another dollop of pre formed on its tip. The alicorn smiled and started slowly pumping her hoof up and down the bottom half of her husband’s cock, watching as that little drop grew larger and larger and larger until, with a half-shocked, half-awed gasp from her assistant, it finally broke off to roll across his flare.

Amethyst licked her lips as she watched it ooze down the side of Shining’s shaft, leaving behind it a wet trail that glistened in the morning light. She felt a primal urge to wipe away that drop of sweet, succulent stallion-honey from Shining’s cock, almost like it was her Celestia-given duty to return it back to its previously pristine state.

But what really built the heat between her legs was that she wanted to use her tongue to do it.

“Uhh….” She wiped away a line of drool from the corner of her lips. “Yeah, it’s, um… pretty big….”

Giving a parting squeeze to her husband’s cock, Cadance turned towards her blushing assistant with a sultry-looking smile. “Mhmm, and I think he’s ready….”

The alicorn started to crawl towards the foot of the bed, and while Amethyst tried to keep the princess in sight she found her eyes were stuck between Shining’s legs like metal to a magnet. “H-he is?”

There was no reply.

“C-Cadance?” The silence was starting to make Amethyst panic. “Are you sure this is okay? What about Flurry Heart? Shouldn’t you—

And then there was a pair of hooves on her ass.

"Eep!” She whipped her head around to find the Alicorn of Love kneading her cheeks like a cat. “C-Cadance! What are you—”

Cadance lifted a hoof to her lips. “Shh....” She smiled, though whatever warmth she hoped to exude was ruined by the fact that her other hoof hadn’t stopped rubbing her assistant’s butt. “Sunburst is foalsitting Flurry today, so don’t go worrying about that. Just have some fun with Shining and I’ll make sure you’re nice and ready….”

Amethyst gulped. She knew exactly what Cadance meant by ‘nice and ready,’ but as she turned back towards the monster between Shining’s legs she wasn’t sure she’d ever be ready for that. “I-I don’t know if I can….”

Cadance grinned. “Sure you can! You’re Amethyst Star, greatest assistant in all of Equestria!” She gave the diamonds on her flanks a comforting pat. “Go ahead, experiment a little! If you need anything, I’m right here to help, okay?”

It took Amethyst a moment to respond, and in that moment a thousand thoughts passed through her head. Was she really going to go through with it? Was she really going to go all the way with the royal couple? Was she really going to do that with him? And, most importantly—

Was she really getting turned on right now?

Amethyst blushed and nodded her head, both in answer to Cadance’s question and her own. “Okay, I’ll do it.”

“Good girl.” Cadance gave her one last pat on the ass. “Now, go get him….”

With another nod to psyche herself up, Amethyst laid on her stomach and started crawling towards her prize, senses going into overdrive as she approached her first bout of sexual interaction with another pony. First, there was the sight of that midnight-hued shaft and how breathtakingly beautiful it looked against the backdrop of his snow-white fur. Then there was the feeling of the bed’s silken sheets against her lower stomach, shivers racing up her spine as they grazed the base of her wildly winking clit. Her sense of smell kicked in as she narrowed the distance to a couple hoof-lengths, filling her mind with a musky scent that grew more masculine the closer she got to its source. Finally, as she came to a stop in front of him, she heard the heavy panting of a stallion in dire need of service.

In dire need of her service.

Amethyst swallowed around the lump in her throat, face so close to Shining’s stallionhood that she could feel the heat radiating off of it. “Wow….”

Cadance chuckled, and Amethyst noted with no small amount of embarrassment that her tail had lifted like a stage curtain to give the princess a show. “Sure is something, isn’t he?” The alicorn sighed, dreamily, as her clit punched into the air. “And he’s all yours.…”

The world slowed down around Amethyst as she gazed upon the the prince’s royal scepter. From a distance was one thing, but seeing it up close made it look as tall as the grandest tower in all of Canterlot—and just as awe-inspiring, too. She had to admit that it was more than a little intimidating, especially as she let her gaze fall to the friendly-looking spheres resting beneath it. The orbs were loaded with enough cum to drag his smooth, hairless sac to the bed, causing the dark flesh to pool out across the sheets and take up most of the room between his legs. Being on her stomach put them mere inches away from the tip of her nose, and after staring at them cross-eyed for a moment she leaned in to take an inquisitive sniff.

A faint undercurrent of what she could only describe as one-hundred percent male filled her lungs, a kind of heady aroma that settled in her mind and fueled the fires of lust between her legs. She closed her eyes and leaned in a little more, placing her muzzle mere centimeters away from the edge of his seed silos. The scent was stronger there, more potent, and with her heart hammering inside her chest she leaned in again—

—only for the tip of her muzzle to come into contact with Shining Armor’s balls.

Amethyst’s eyes popped open in shock as she felt the warm, squishy flesh press against her lips, her heart coming to a stop as she realized she was mouth-to-balls with the Prince of the Crystal Empire. A muffled groan from above forced a startled yelp from her lungs and, after trying and failing to get her hooves underneath her, made her snap her head back to put some distance between herself and the two large, onyx gemstones she had just accidentally kissed.

“O-oh my goodness!” She hid her flushed face in shame. “I can’t believe I just did that!”

“Oh, Amethyst, there’s no need to be afraid!” Cadance crawled beside her and reached between Shining's legs to give the spheres a quick rubdown as if to prove her point, but the resulting moan from their owner only wound up embarrassing her even more. “See? Nothing to it! Though, if you are uncomfortable with using your mouth—” pulling back from Shining’s balls, the alicorn reached over and pried her hooves from her face “—then maybe you should start with your hooves instead.”

Amethyst glanced at the aforementioned appendages as if seeing them for the first time. “My hooves?”

Cadance nodded. “Mhmm. Though, do be careful.” She smirked and tilted her head towards her husband’s junk. “They’re very fragile, and I plan on using them some more down the road.”

Amethyst wasn’t sure how her blush could get any brighter, but it did. “Oh, okay….” She let her hooves fall to the bed and glanced between the stallion’s legs, eyes zeroing in on the fat orbs resting against the sheets. “So, I just… touch them?”

Cadance smiled. “Yep! Poke ‘em, rub ‘em, whatever you want. Shiny loves a bit of ball play before we get into it, so I’m sure he’d love it if you played with his boys a little!”

Amethyst nodded and looked at Shining’s face. Even with the leather straps and patches obscuring most of his features, she could still tell that the prince was silently begging for some relief. His cheeks were rosy, drool was seeping around the bit in his mouth, and his chest was heaving with each of his shuddering breaths. The same strange sense of duty she had felt earlier returned ten-fold, commanding her to take care of the stallion in every way possible. So, after biting her bottom lip, she bit the bullet, closed her eyes, and reached between her prince’s legs.

“...Whoa.…”

In a word, Shining’s testicles were warm. In several, they were warm, squishy yet firm, soft to the touch, and very, very big. Amethyst stared at the point of contact for several moments, mouth agape as she let her hoof press into the stallion’s titanic nuts. The solid masses moved aside and hugged her hoof in greeting, welcoming her with an embrace that took her breath away and stoked the fire between her legs.

“Wow….” She licked her suddenly dry lips. “They’re huge!”

The alicorn beside her chuckled. “I’m sure if he could hear you he’d thank you for the compliment! Now then, if you’re all set up here—” Cadance slid back around behind her, the bed creaking as she moved. “—I have some unfinished business to attend to down here.”

Amethyst shuddered as Cadance ended her statement with a hard grope of her ass, yet even then she never took her eyes off the bloated balls resting against her hoof. “Um, o-okay. I’ll just be up here. With your husband’s testicles....”

A nudge of magic against the inside of her thigh made Amethyst instinctively spread her hind-legs apart, giving the alicorn behind her access to the honey-pot that lay between them. Her blush grew two shades brighter as she welcomed the princess with an energetic wink and then two shades more as she pried apart her ass to get a better look, the sensation of having somepony openly looking at her most private of parts sending her heart racing inside her chest.

“Remember, Amethyst—” she gasped as the alicorn leaned in and took a deep breath “—be gentle.”

A cool stream of air brushed across her dampened folds at the end of Cadance’s statement, causing her hoof to finally move against Shining’s sac as the resulting shiver raced up her spine. The pouch’s velvety skin bunched up as she moved across each testicle, the dichotomy of sensations between saggy flesh and solid orb like nothing she had ever felt before. She reversed direction as soon as she reached the edge, her eyes widening in awe as she watched the gems move around inside their leathery bag. Again her hoof passed across them and again she went back the other way, his muffled gasps and groans goading her on. Before long she had settled into a steady rhythm, hoof drawing small circles against his sac like she was trying to make his family jewels shine.

“There you go!” Cadance called out from behind her, no doubt watching her play with her husband’s testicles like a foal would their new toy. “See? Nothing to it! Now, try using both your hooves!”

Nodding and adjusting herself into a more comfortable position, Amethyst followed her princess’s suggestion and extended a second hoof. Rather than doubling up on her rubdown, however, she carefully wedged them both underneath Shining's sac and lifted it off the bed. Her eyes widened as she got her first feel of just how heavy his seed-silos really were, each orb swollen with enough cum to encompass her hooves. The warmth she had felt before was nothing compared to the sweltering heat at the bottom of his pouch, the base of his eggs warmed after resting in the nest between his legs for so long.

She lifted one and then the other as if appraising two pieces of fruit at the market, and after noticing the right was slightly larger she chuckled about the absurdity of it all. “Celestia above, I certainly didn’t think I would be comparing the size of Shining’s balls when I got up today!”

Cadance giggled from between her legs. “Well, life can certainly be full of surprises!” The hooves on her ass lifted away, only for the tingling sensation of magic to replace them on groping duty. “I certainly didn’t think I would be inviting you into my bed this morning! Though I must say, I’m glad I did! You are one beautiful mare, Amethyst.”

“Th-thanks.” Amethyst blushed and smiled bashfully. “You’re not so bad looking yourself.”

“Oh? Look who’s getting more confident!” The alicorn kissed the inside of her thigh, causing her marehood to lay a wet wink on the sheets in surprise. “Well, seeing as you’re so bold, why don’t you get more… personal, with my husband.”

“Personal?” Amethyst glanced over her shoulder and jostled Shining’s sac, her lips curving into a grin. “I’d say having a stallion’s balls in your hooves is pretty personal!”

The alicorn chuckled. “True, true… but hooves can only do so much.” She turned and kissed the opposite thigh. “So, how about you start using your mouth?”

Amethyst’s cheeks flushed as she turned towards the sac in her hooves. To lick Shining’s balls or to not lick Shining’s balls, that was the question. It was almost like she was at the proverbial fork in the road, where heading one way would bring her back to her normal, not-having-sex-with-her-bosses life, and the other… well, the other led to places she had never been to before, places that were supposedly full of unimaginable pleasures. Of course, no matter which path she picked she wouldn’t be going alone, and if there was anypony she’d want to help guide her through lands unknown, it would be the alicorn between her legs.

Plus, she had to admit that she was getting really, really horny.

“Okay,” she said as she nodded to herself. “I’ll do it.”

Cadance grinned. “Good. And while you’re doing that, would it be okay if I had some fun as well? I promise not to be too much of a distraction....”

Amethyst shuddered. The image of the Princess of Love slurping away between her legs was quite the provocative one, and from what she had heard—as well as accidentally seen on several occasions—the alicorn was rather skilled with her tongue. “S-sure. Just, give me a moment to get into the swing of things first, okay?”

A vibrant light suddenly shone down on her from behind, illuminating the dark flesh between Shining's legs in a vibrant blue. “Okay, but don’t keep me waiting.” The alicorn’s magic wrapped around her plot and pulled the cheeks apart like two giant mounds of dough. “I’m absolutely famished.”

Amethyst bit her bottom lip. “Well, here goes nothing....”

With an absent-minded jostle of the orbs to recenter her thoughts, Amethyst lifted Shining’s testicles and lowered her head between his legs. Warmth greeted her as she neared his bloated balls, the kind of comforting heat that made you want to close your eyes and cuddle up next to it for a nap. She paused but an inch away from his sac, mind so clouded with lust that not even the voice of conscience at the back of her head could break through. It felt like what she was going to do was completely natural, that he was a stallion ready for pleasure and she was a mare whose sole purpose was to dole some out.

Closing her eyes, Amethyst leaned in, puckered her lips, and, much as she had done by accident earlier, pressed her lips against the center crease of Shining Armor’s balls. She winced a little on contact, half-expecting something catastrophic to happen from her faux pas, but after laying lip-locked with the stallion’s nuts for a moment without the world coming to an end, she started to relax. Maybe things wouldn’t be so bad after all!

With a surge of confidence Amethyst opened her mouth and extended her tongue, gently pressing it against Shining’s stallion-fruits to taste their foreign forms. A loud thwack and an even louder moan shocked her eyes back open as soon as she had, revealing that his glorious cock had flexed against his stomach in a blatant display of need. Fresh rivulets of pre dribbled down its sides like molten lava, causing her eyes to cross as one rolled towards the tip of her muzzle. She pulled away just before it could make contact, but only enough to grant it safe passage to the haven between the prince’s plums.

Amethyst stared at the puddle of pre for a moment, mind battling with itself over whether she should proceed. Her sense of duty won out in the end; she couldn’t leave Shining’s sac so sullied, could she? So, throwing caution to the wind, she extended her tongue and dragged it across the pony's balls.

Two moans rang out in the room; one from a stallion who felt a warm, wet sensation run up his testicles, and the other from a mare who just got her first taste of cum. The viscous fluid, much like the balls themselves, was salty enough to make her mouth water, and with a shuddering swallow she decided she needed a second sample to see if she liked it.

Amethyst made another gentle pass up the curve of Shining's balls. This time, however, she did not pull away when she reached the top of his cum-laden hills. Instead, she kept her tongue against the silky-soft skin and moved to the left, gently pushing against the sphere inside as she coated half of its protective bag with spit. Then, as was only fair, she gave the opposite side the same treatment, though she added sensual swirls of her tongue and teasing taps of her lips to keep things interesting for her beloved prince. The extra attention proved to be fruitful as increasing amounts of pre fell from the summit of Shining’s cock, giving her ample samples to taste at will. It only took a second for her to decide that she very much liked the taste, and by the time she scooped up a third, whatever apprehensions she had about licking his balls had been tossed out the balcony window.

With a sigh of bliss Amethyst began lapping at Shining’s testicles, coating the spheres with a slick layer of saliva that made his sac sheen in the morning light. She pressed herself between his legs, muzzle scrunching up as she buried her nose into the orbs to lip at the base of their bag. The balls seemed to recoil away for a moment, almost as if they were afraid of the sudden ferocity with which she attacked their home, but they soon relaxed against her muzzle as she worshiped them with her tongue.

At least until the alicorn behind her, apparently sick of waiting, pulled her cheeks apart and dove muzzle-first between her legs. Then, with a ball-muffled moan that vibrated the orbs resting against her face, Amethyst had no choice but to let her tongue fall still as the princess’s went to work.

Cadance's slick muscle split her labia apart like a hot knife through butter, driving its way deep inside her body before dragging up the center of her lips. A quick flick against her ponut finished the opening lick, one that drove a shocked gasp of pleasure from her lungs at the unexpected sensation. Cadance gave her no time to recuperate, plunging her tongue back inside her passage to map the uncharted walls of her pussy. The virgin flesh, never before treated to such raw amounts of pleasure, quivered and clenched around the intruder as it tunneled deeper into her inner sanctum, trying—and failing—to hold the trespasser at bay as it coped with the sudden surge of sensations frying her nerves with bliss.

The pleasure quickly became too much for Amethyst, forcing her to pull back from Shining’s balls and weakly rest her cheek against them with a moan. “P-princess….” The tongue pushed against her walls, stretching the flesh out like a baker would their dough. “Ohhh….”

Wet schlicks and lewd slurps filled the room as the alicorn ate Amethyst out, yet the thrashing licks soon slowed to long drags that swept across her fluttering folds. In fact, whether it was due to the princess’s change of technique or from the fact that she had grown more used to the sensations, she found herself not as paralyzed with pleasure as she had been before.

Which was good, for she still had a prince to please.

With a grunt of effort Amethyst lifted her head from Shining’s balls, her spit-matted cheek sticking to the taut, black skin for a moment before, finally, the fat orbs fell to the bed with a soft plop. The alicorn behind her continued to lazily lap at her labia, sending small shocks of bliss up her spine as she looked at the stallion's cum-laden spheres. They seemed so simple to her now, just a pair of round stones inside a smooth, hairless sac that brought the pony they were attached to pleasure. Cadance had given her the opportunity to play with Shining’s balls because she trusted her with them, and with Celestia as her witness she would not let that trust down!

With renewed vigor Amethyst shoved her face between Shining’s legs, her tongue once again gracing the smooth skin of his sac. A few licks were all it took to wipe away the white splotches that had tarnished his ebony bag, returning the stallion-jewels to their previously pristine state. She then began taking bits of sagging scrotum-flesh between her lips, courageously blocking further droplets of seed from sullying it with her cheek. Drip after drip of pre pelted the side of her face, matting down her fur as she suckled on her crush’s—yes, dammit, she had a crush on Shining Armor!—scrotum, each one a physical testament to the fact that she had brought him some measure of relief.

Pulling back to catch her breath, Amethyst stared hungrily at the spit-soaked sac for a moment before diving back into her impromptu meal. This time, however, she angled her muzzle towards the base of Shining’s foal-bearing fruits, shoving her nose beneath them to scoop them onto her face. The hefty nuts draped over her eyes like apples inside a bag, robbing her of her sight in a sea of silky-soft skin. The warmth beneath them was oppressive, a potent mix of heat and musk that made her hungry for a taste. Both ponies let out their loudest moans of the morning as she pulled back, opened her mouth, and wrapped her lips around one of his testicles, the seed-silos far too large for her to take both at once. What she got was more than enough, however, and her eyes fluttered closed as she began attacking her prince’s royal jewel with her tongue.

Cadance hummed against her marehood before pulling away with a refreshed gasp. “Ahhh, delicious.” The alicorn rested her head against her flank, no doubt watching her suckle on the prince’s sensitive nut with half-lidded eyes and a dopey grin on her face. “Very good, Amethyst, but I think it’s time to move onto... bigger things.”

“Hmm?” Amethyst’s opened her eyes as the alicorn began rubbing the diamonds on her flank, the all-consuming musk between Shining’s legs leaving her in a daze. She glanced up, wanting nothing more than to see the pleasure she had etched onto her prince’s face, but something large, dark, and awe-inspiring was blocking him from view.

His cock.

Absentmindedly she switched to the stallion’s other testicle, leaving the first to flop against her face as she lovingly suckled on its twin. Her eyes, however, never strayed from Shining’s stallionhood. It towered over her, blocking most of the prince’s chest and face—and even some of the lights hanging overhead!—as it quivered off the tip of her muzzle. Gooey strands of pre rolled down its sides like honey, each one looking more appetizing than the last, and with a wet pop Amethyst let the testicle fall from her mouth to turn her attention towards, as the princess had put it, ‘bigger things’.

A shudder of bliss sent Amethyst’s fur standing on end as she pressed her muzzle into the crux between Shining’s shaft and balls, her eyes fluttering closed as she nuzzled the base of his mighty cock. Her tongue shot out of her mouth, sticking to the rigid flesh like a metal pole on a cold, winter’s day before dragging up towards the tip. She pulled back when she reached his medial ring to catch her breath, only to dart down and start the process again and again and again. She pressed herself deeper between his legs with each lick, pushing his shaft against her face as she worshiped it with her tongue. Before long most of the pre around the base had been wiped away—or left on her cheek—and with a passing stop at the stallion’s balls to plant a parting kiss on each she finally departed for the summit of his mountainous cock.

More delicious pre greeted Amethyst as she neared the tip, a salty-sweet appetizer for the large serving of seed that was to come. Her heart fluttered inside her chest as she made it to the peak, the broad, black tip of his cock a breathtaking sight to behold. She pictured it plunging inside her body, pushing the walls of her pussy apart in its quest to find the fertile lands of her womb. Her clit winked as she imagined his hefty testicles dumping their load, his shaft flexing against her walls he painted her insides white with cum….

And that was the last Amethyst heard of the rational side of her brain, for the carnal side had finally taken full control.

With an almost feral-sounding moan Amethyst closed her eyes, opened her lips, and wrapped them around the crown of Shining’s scepter. The royal rod throbbed as she impaled herself upon it, flexing against the roof of her mouth and coating her taste buds with salty-sweet bliss. She paused less than halfway down his shaft as her gag reflex threatened to kick in, leaving her somewhat jealous—and rather envious—that Cadance had handled the entire length with ease. So, knowing she lacked the skill of the one and only Princess of Love, she decided to make up for it with a more enthusiastic approach instead, focusing her attention on the very tip of his stick. She began licking and nipping at the hardened edges of his flare, massaging it with her mouth as it throbbed against her face in thanks.

“Mmm!” She gasped as a healthy glob of seed splattered against her tongue. “Celestia above.…”

Cadance chuckled, for some reason sounding out of breath. “Bringing up my auntie’s name at a time like this.” A tongue ran up the center her pussy, causing her to tense between Shining’s legs. “Such a naughty mare!”

Amethyst moaned as she felt the princess’s tongue plunge back inside her body, wedging her lips apart in its quest to finish her off once and for all. For a moment she thought about giving into the pleasure, of letting the princess have her way with her until she was left a moaning mess atop the sheets. But then the cock pressed against her lips throbbed in need, sending a healthy glop of pre onto her cheek. Then, with a surge of strength, she began running her lips up and down the sides of Shining’s shaft, hoping that she could bring him the relief he so rightly deserved before she could.

No bulging vein went un-licked, no silky-smooth valley of skin went undisturbed, and no drop of pre went free as Amethyst attacked her prince’s member with everything she had. She’d stop to slather the base in saliva or lovingly kiss his balls to beg them for their creamy load, his muffled moans like a symphony to her ears. Before long she had him gasping with each lick across the length of his cock, and as she reached down to fondle his balls she felt them pull towards his body.

It was time.

Cadance pulled back with a gasp. “A-Amethyst—mmph!” The alicorn tensed up, her wings grazing Amethyst’s hindlegs as they shot out from her back. “Shining’s close… keep going!”

Amethyst did just that, worshipping her boss’s majestic cock even as Cadance pressed her muzzle back between her legs. She doubled down, grabbing the base of Shining’s shaft as she wrapped her lips around the tip to hold the wildly flexing rod in place. She began jacking the stallion off as she suckled on his flare, tongue working overtime to keep up with the constant stream of pre flowing from his shaft. Then, not wanting them to feel left out, she surrounded his cum-factories in magic and started playfully rolling them around inside their black, leathery sac, trying to extract their freshly churned brew.

“Mmph!” The alicorn moaned against her marehood, the squelches coming louder and faster than before as the trio of ponies raced towards their crescendo. “Ooohhh….”

Amethyst groaned around the head of Shining’s shaft, vibrating the thick log of pony-flesh as her hooves flew up and down its sides in a blur. Her clit winked as she felt him use what little give there was in his bonds to thrust towards her lips, the extra inch of cock grinding against her tongue as she dragged it across his tip. Drip after drip of pre graced her tastebuds with the salty-sweet flavor of his seed, her constant magical ministrations milking his balls of their seed. Cadance was no slouch either, sending her closer and closer to climax with each thrust of her tongue, and as she felt herself approach the point of no return she made one last push to finish her prince off.

Shining’s legs quivered, his chest heaved, his cock flexed, and as his balls contracted she pushed herself down to his medial ring. Then, just as his flare slipped into her throat, the prince let out one last, drawn-out moan as, finally, he came.

Amethyst’s eyes popped open as the first shot of cum shot straight into her stomach, filling her belly with warm cream. She quickly pulled her head back before the second salvo could launch, resting the stallion’s bloated flare against her tongue as it bucked against the roof of her mouth. The next wave splashed directly against her tongue, coating her tastebuds in the salty-sweet flavor of the stallion’s foal-bearing seed. She gulped down the gooey gift with glee, the tension inside her body building as another, just as voluminous blast filled her mouth to the brim.

And then, as a pair of lips suddenly wrapped around her clit, the tension released.

“PRINCESS!” Amethyst pulled away from Shining’s cock with a pleasure-laced scream, her vision blurring as Cadance suckled on her clit like a nursing foal. Her marehood clenched down, sending slick streaks of mare cum arcing through the air—and, she realized through the explosions of pleasure rocking her to the core, onto her princess's cheek. She didn’t have the wherewithal to worry about coating the alicorn’s face with her juices, however, for as soon as she released Shining’s cock-cannon into the air it began firing at her own.

Thick lines of warm stallion-cum shot from the spasming rod and struck her across the cheek, painting her pink fur white as it dribbled towards her chest and chin. The feeling of Cadance groaning against her marehood—the alicorn no doubt reaching an explosive climax of her own—made her open her mouth in a gasp, just in time for another healthy glob to slam against her tongue. She moaned at feeling, eyes rolling to the back of her head as she greedily drank what she could catch. Most, however, continued to splatter onto her face, each one proof that she had done it.

She had made Shining Armor cum.

“Ooohhh…” She sighed as the shots slowed to dribbles, both Shining's climax and her own coming to a shuddering end. “That was… wow….”

The bed beneath Amethyst creaked as the princess crawled beside her. “Mmm, you took the words right out of my mouth. Great job, Amethyst!”

Amethyst let her head drop in exhaustion, muzzle pressing against Shining’s spit-soaked sac as she stared at the half-limp cock hanging over her cum-drenched face. “Th-thanks….”

“So," Cadance leaned in and began cleaning her husband’s cock, leaving Amethyst to dreamily stare up at the alicorn’s just-as-messy face, "what was it that you wanted to tell us, Amethyst?”

Amethyst rolled over onto her back, the afterglow of all afterglows numbing her from head to hoof. “Well, we got a missive from Equestria this morning.…” She licked her lips, eyes falling half-lidded as she watched Cadance dutifully polish Shining’s spear. “And, um… Princess Celestia has summoned you, me, the prince, and Chrysalis to Canterlot....”

A chill ran through the room as soon as Amethyst’s words came to an end.

“S-summoned?” Cadance’s eyes slowly widened, the fur running down her back rising up in fear as she backed away from her husband’s crotch. “Is that what it said? Summoned?”

“Hmm?” Amethyst glanced down her body, a dopey-looking grin crossing her lips as she saw the thick globs of cum running down the length of her chest. “Yeah, summoned. I’m sure it's just—”

A bright flash of light silenced her before she could finish.

“Shining!” Cadance frantically tugged the straps off her husband’s head and undid the bindings holding him in place. “We gotta go!”

Shining blinked as light flooded his vision. “Huh? Wha….” He licked his dried-out lips and smiled at his wife, who had jumped from the bed to start shoving on her various pieces of regalia. “Damn, hon, that was intense! It was like you—” He paused as something brushed the base of his balls. “Huh?”

He looked down. There, weakly smiling up at him from beneath his half-limp cock with strands of cum across her face, was Amethyst Star.

“Um….” Amethyst smiled sheepishly. “H-hi?”

For a moment there was nothing but the clicks and clacks of Cadance dressing on the other side of the room, but a grin soon Shining’s face split in two. “Wow.”

Amethyst blushed, darkness starting to creep in on the edges of her vision as her exhaustion began to take over. “Y-yeah, wow.”

Shining chuckled. “Nice one, Chrysalis! Your Amethyst impression is spot-on! Much better than last time!” He reached down and patted Amethyst on the cheek. “I’m gonna have to get you to use it more often!”

“Wha…?”

And that was all Amethyst could get out before she fell asleep.

Shining’s grin grew as he watched the mare between his legs slump into slumber, his cock giving one last, happy lurch as he saw the seed splattered across her chest. “Dang, gonna take a while to clean up after that one.” He looked up and frowned as he saw Cadance desperately wiping at her face with a towel on the other side of the room. “What’s the rush, hon? Something up?”

Cadance turned towards Shining, damp fur sticking out in all directions as she stared at him in fear. “Yes, something’s up! We’ve been summoned to Canterlot!”

“Summoned!?” Shining immediately sat up, cock flopping around between his legs as he pulled away from Amethyst. “A-are you sure?”

“Mmm!” Cadance hummed as she grabbed her husband’s uniform and tossed it onto the edge of the bed. “And they want us to bring Chrysalis, too!” She dashed towards the door, pausing only for a moment to glance at Amethyst’s now-slumbering form before reaching for the knob. “Now, help her clean up and get dressed while I—”

She opened the door and froze.

There, sitting in a stallion’s lap with a tall, wiry-looking changeling reared up in front of her, was Chrysalis. Anypony unfamiliar with the queen might not have realized that they were in the presence of someling who had tried to conquer Canterlot just a few short years ago, largely due to the fact that her fellow hive-mate’s massive, low-hanging balls were obscuring most of her face. Anypony familiar with her hissed moans and gargled groans, however, could tell straight away that the changeling getting viciously double-teamed in the middle of the hall was none other than the ex-villainess herself.

Cadance stood in the doorway, stunned as she watched the stallion beneath Chrysalis ram his cocoa-colored shaft into the changeling’s clenching cunt. “Ch-Chrysalis? What are you doing?”

The only response she got was a long, drawn-out moan as the changeling face-fucking Chrysalis picked up the pace, his love-laden orbs slamming against his queen’s chin as he drove himself deeper and deeper into her royal throat. Drops of spittle rolled across the smooth pouch of his sac and splattered across Chrysalis’s lower stomach, giving the cocoa-colored stallion beneath them added lubrication as he went to town on her pussy. Both males shuddered as a greenish glow enveloped their balls, massaging their testicles as they got ready to feed the hungry queen their creamy loads.

“Cadance?” Shining called from inside the room, somewhat out of breath as he stumbled towards the door. “Hon, what’s going—oh.”

Coming to a stop beside Cadance half-dressed and half-flaccid, Shining watched with wide eyes as the bottom pony became the first of the trio to fall. The stallion buried himself balls-deep inside the changeling's passage with a groan, bulging out Chrysalis’s lower stomach as his flare expanded as wide as it could go. His large, brown balls clenched once, twice, three times, filling the former villain’s womb with enough cum that some seeped around the edges of his shaft. Even as he climaxed his hips never stopped moving, slamming his spasming shaft back and forth at such a rapid pace that everypony in the castle surely heard Chrysalis's cock-muffled squeals.

“Whoa.…” Shining glanced at the stallion's flank and frowned as he saw a pair of crisscrossed blades. “Knight Blade?" He looked up at the changeling, who had apparently taken Chrysalis's moans of pleasure as a signal to cram as much of his cock down her throat as possible. "And is that Aedeagus? Aren’t you two supposed to be on torch duty? What the hay are you doing here with Chrys—” His eyes widened. “Wait, if Chrysalis is out here….”

Just as Shining turned back towards his bed the changeling standing over Chrysalis let out a hissed moan. His back arched, his wings fluttered, and his ass clenched as he bottomed out between his queen’s lips for the final time, balls constricting against her chin as he dumped his love straight into her stomach. A startled “Hrgh!” was all Chrysalis could get out before, like a river breaking through a dam, a slick gush of greenish goo burst past her lips to run down her chin, neck, and chest. The changeling’s massive seed-silos continued undeterred, and while she couldn’t handle all of what he had to offer Chrysalis gulped down as much of her subject’s gift as she could.

With a hiss of pleasure the changeling’s climax came to an end, his cock flexing a final time before Chrysalis let it slip from her love-drenched lips. “Ah…” She smiled as the changeling dismounted her face, eyes fluttering open to reveal Cadance and Shining Armor standing wide-eyed in the doorway. “Oh, there you guys are! Enjoy the show?” She smirked and patted her stomach, the bright-green lips of her pussy still split apart by the stallion-beneath-her’s slowly softening cock. “Just having some breakfast, don’t mind me.”

Cadance’s eyes widened as Chrysalis began to stand, inch after inch of love-drenched pony-dick sliding from the changeling’s well-fucked depths. “Um, okay.…”

With a wet pop the plug was pulled from Chrysalis’s passage, letting loose a thick deluge of cum that gushed from her cunt and coated the stallion’s junk with seed. Her legs quivered as she straightened herself out, though as she took a stumbling seat between the two males she grinned a cocky grin at the royal couple to belie her state of exhaustion. “Whew, thanks for the show!” She reached over and patted each of the guards’ well-spent sacs, causing their equally spent cocks to quiver between their legs as they gasped in pleasure. “Certainly got these two riled up!”

Cadance absentmindedly licked her lips as her eyes bounced from male to male, both stallion and changeling basking in their afterglows with wide-open legs and dopey-looking grins. “Uh….” She shook her head to refocus. “Never mind that! We gotta go!”

“Go?” Chrysalis licked her lips, scooping up as much of the greenish goo on her face as possible. “Oh, yes, the summons from Canterlot. Guess Amethyst had it in her to tell you, then?”

Cadance blushed, the image of her assistant between Shining’s legs still fresh in her mind. “Yeah, you can say that. Just… clean yourself up and meet us at the station.” She turned towards her husband, who was still staring at the cum-covered mare on their bed like she was a ghost. “Come on, Shining.” She sighed, the cold grip of fear taking a firm hold of her heart.

“We have a train to catch.”

~THE END~

Next time, on Cadance and the Art of Diplomacy….

With a loud hiss of steam as it came to a shuddering stop, the Crystal Caboose opened its doors to reveal the splendor that was the capital of not only Equestria but quite possibly the whole world:

Canterlot.

~*~

“Princess Cadance….” Celestia struck up a regal pose, her regalia shining in the light as she stared down her niece with a gaze that could turn a cockatrice to stone. “We hereby accuse you of treason!”

~*~

Both Shining and Chrysalis sauntered towards the guards with a smirk, leaving Amethyst to stare wide-eyed at the slowly stiffening shafts between their legs….

~*~

Cadance’s tail shot up and over her back as a series of words she never thought she’d think came unbidden to her mind:

Her aunt totally had a bigger dick than her husband.

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Cadance and the Art of Diplomacy

s02e01 - Servitude and the Summit of Princesses